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Happy birthday "Little Woman". You can have all of my "bodacious" self as your birthday present.
Damn! You're lucky

If you no wan marry me make we kuku have CyberLove now.

Tantor has a monopoly on the English Language? Those are the only words I can use to describe your state of mind right now.

Na because my star mate no dey Online I com dey stuck with your emotionally constipated self. Scorpio where art thou.

Where is she?

Your loss! I like Scorpio better anyway. She has manners.

Boyfriends? na wa o. Got room for one more?

Talk tru you be Ijaw woman? Do you have a boyfriend?

I looooooove Ijaw women but the 'gogoro dey worry me.

Just tell me say your people no dey drink 'gogoro like rain water and I will change my mind about this impending marriage. E don tay sef when i don dey check your profile out.

Sup Lauryn are you an Ijaw woman?

Her name na Kalaere. I think it means "Little Woman" in their language. But me I know no say Ijaw people like ogogoro like that. I hear say na the ting wey dem dey take nurse their pikins be dat. Why I come go fall in love with Ijaw woman now?

how your own come be? dem say make you give advise you dey ask name

I wan marry one Ijaw woman from Bayelsa State and I need you guys to advise me. My in-laws don inform me say I need to bring 50 gallons of ogogoro as part of the dowry. This is so against  my moral and religious beliefs.  Do you think i should go ahead with the marriage or , ?

Serious comments only

I think a great fraud has been perpertrated on all members of this forum and Lauryn's admirers. I actually met her this weekend celebrating with her peeps for their World Cup Victory.

I just wanna ask Lauryn, whose picture is that in your profile?
See picture of Lauryn below.

See attachment to peep the cell phone and camera Lauryn was seen using at barbeque this past weekend. I understand about antiques and collectibles but DAMN!

Please somebody explain to me why some male Nigerians feel that talking about being “intimate’’ with a woman is some sort of validation for them. You know, like a notch on their belt, and they have no qualms shouting it to high heavens at the slightest provocation.

I was a witness to one such fiasco this past weekend. I went to a party with a nice young lady I just met recently. Our outing was, however, cut short in the most unfortunate way by a certain Nigerian guy who felt the need to announce to my friends and me the fact that he…………, I was outraged and am certainly not proud to say that I almost engaged this “thing” in a fistfight. We just had to leave the party.

There is a silver lining to all this though, it made me see this young lady in a different light. She was such a class act and handled the whole mess with poise and grace. My heart just went out to her. I mean this girl is pretty and I was certainly under no illusions that she had not been with a man before. The way this guy was carrying on just exposed him for him the untrained mongrel that he is.

To “ pretty woman” and all the long suffering females out there, I have this to say, for everyone of those untrained bastards out there, there are certainly a lot of good brothers that appreciate you and respect you. Keep your head up!!!!

It's all good. No need getting ignorant with the eejit

I know but that situation could have really turned ugly is cooler heads had not prevailed. Plus it could have presented difficulties for a budding relationship if less broad minded people were involved. i just think it's a crying shame and so unfair.

Please somebody explain to me why some male Nigerians feel that talking about being “intimate’’ with a woman is some sort of validation for them. You know, like a notch on their belt, and they have no qualms shouting it to high heavens at the slightest provocation.

I was a witness to one such fiasco this past weekend. I went to a party with a nice young lady I just met recently. Our outing was, however, cut short in the most unfortunate way by a certain Nigerian guy who felt the need to announce to my friends and me the fact that he…………,  I was outraged and am certainly not proud to say that I almost engaged this “thing” in a fistfight. We just had to leave the party.

There is a silver lining to all this though, it made me see this young lady in a different light. She was such a class act and handled the whole mess with poise and grace. My heart just went out to her. I mean this girl is pretty and I was certainly under no illusions that she had not been with a man before. The way this guy was carrying on just exposed him for him the untrained mongrel that he is.   

To “ pretty woman” and all the long suffering females out there, I have this to say, for everyone of those untrained bastards out there, there are certainly a lot of good brothers that appreciate you and respect you. Keep your head up!!!!

Enough of this catfight already!