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The issshh is true,I heard bout it b4 i left ATL....Timaya is dumb. For the action.Bleep him tho

Lisaflex:
Anoda special edition of "we don catch am"

And who is the johnny

Dafone:
http://naijainfobase.com/?p=211

and whats the solution to these problems

Doctor20002:
NOTE:Use of English is compulsory.
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MathS,Phy,Chem
2- M.B.B.S
Bio,Phy,Chem
3-NURSING
Phy,Bio,Chem
4-COMPUTER SCI.
MathS,Bio,Phy
5-PHARMACY
Bio,Phy,Chem
6-BIOCHEMISTRY
Bio,Phy,Chem
7-INDUSTRIAL CHEM
Maths,Phy,Chem
8-GEOLOGY
Geography,Phy,Chem
9-MATHEMATICS
Maths,Phy,Chem
10-MICROBIOLOGY
Bio,Phy,Chem
11-ECONOMICS
Maths,Econs,any other social science
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12-SOCIOLOGY
Maths,Econs,any other social science
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13-PSYCHOLOGY
Maths,Econs,any other social science
subject
14-POLITICAL SCI
Maths,Econs,any other social science
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15-PUBLIC ADMIN
Maths,Econs,any other social science
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16-ACCOUNTING
Maths,Econs,any other social science
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17-BUSINES ADMIN
Maths,Econs,any social science
18-BANKING AND FINANCE
Maths,Econs,any other social science
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19-LAW
Literature,Econs,any other art subject
20-MASS COMM
Literature,Econs,any other art subject
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Literature,Econs,any other art subject
22-PHYLOSOPHY
Literature,Econs,any other art subject
23-ENGLISH AND LITERARY STUDIES
Government,Econs,any other art subject.

EeEwwwwww!Abeg my Geology sub-comb is Geo,Maths n Bio.Am i good to go

rayopt:
The eagle eyaf landed. . .i have place my ijoko for here nawni
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hope there aint any oda gbajue thread sha ooo
#TheGreatGeologist #PeterRocks

you're also an aspirant

Begonia:
There's a saying, I think in pidgin, about the way a goat stands in the market will determine it's price.
I can't really remember it but I think it can be applied here.
Saying broke guys shouldn't toast you on social media is pointless.
The way you present yourself in the real world (offline) would determine that.
Most times, you're what you attract.
There's a reason why the rich will keep marrying the rich and the poor will keep marrying the poor.
You can't buy class.

Thats just it...Where you con put head b4 ;Du don resurrect

NifemiOlu:
Car names being pronounced wrongly isn't peculiar to Nigerians alone. I have made an attempt to compile some car names. Enjoy and learn.

Acura → ‘Ack + you + rah’ | The ‘c’ makes a hard ‘k’ sound. The second syllable sounds like the word ‘you’.

Aston Martin → ‘Ass + ton Mahr + tin’ | First syllable is pronounced ‘ass’ and the second is pronounced like the word ‘ton’. Say ‘Martin’ just like the name!

Audi → ‘Aww + dee’ | Audi is a tough one. For the first syllable just say ‘aww’ like if you were in pain, then ‘dee’ for the second.I disagree with Audi call Awwdee....Audi is Audi.D same way u pronounce "audio"jus remove the "O"

Bentley → ‘Bent + lee | One of the simpler car brands, Bentley is pronounced ‘bent’ then ‘lee’.

BMW → ‘Bee Emm W’ | Just say the letters B, M, W!

Bugatti → ‘Boo+gat+ee | The first syllable of the Italian car brand Bugatti is pronounced ‘boo’!

Buick → ‘Byue + ikk’ | A tougher one to pronounce, make sure you pronounce Buick as if there is a ‘y’ following the ‘b’. It’s the same mouth movement as the word ‘cute’.

Cadillac → ‘Kad + ill + ak’ | Make sure you pronounce will a standard ‘L’ sound, nothing fancy.

Chrysler → ‘Cry + sler’ | Instead of making the ‘ch’ sound, pronounce Chrysler as if it is spelled Krysler.

Dodge → ‘Dawdge’ | The ‘o’ makes more of an ‘aw’ sound in Dodge.

Fiat → ‘Fee + awt’ | The ‘i’ makes an ‘ee’ sound.

Ferrari → ‘Fur + arr + ee’ | Makers of some of the fastest and most expensive cars in the world, Ferrari is pronounced as if the first syllable is spelled ‘fur’. The same applies to 'girl' pronounced as /gurl/

Ford → ‘Four + d’ or 'Fod' | An easy one. Just the number 4 plus a ‘d’ at the end!

GMC → ‘Gee + Emm + See’ | Like BMW, all you need to do is say the letters G, M, C.

Honda → ‘Hohn + dah’ | The ‘o’ and ‘a’ make a similar ‘ah’ sound.

Hyundai → ‘Hi + yoon + day’ | This Korean car brand looks tricky, but can easily be split into three simple syllables. Sean Tizzle miss-pronounced this in 2013, he said 'Haiyondai'. He even made a joke by extending it to 'I wan die'. LoL

Infiniti → ‘In + fin + it + ee’ | The first three I’s are all pronounced the same. The fourth sounds like ‘ee’.

Jeep → ‘Jeep’ | The full ‘e’ sound is critical in pronouncing Jeep.

Kia → ‘Kee + ya’ | To pronounce Kia, just say ‘key’ plus ‘ya’.

Land Rover → ‘Laand Row + var’ | Land Rover isn’t too tricky to pronounce. Pronounce ‘Rover’ by saying ‘row’ then ‘var’.

Lamborghini → ‘Lam + bore + gee + nee’ | Another fancy Italian brand of sports cars, the I’s in Lamborghini make an ‘e’ sound.

Lexus → ‘Lecks + us’ | Make sure you say the first syllable as if it’s spelled ‘ecks’ and not ‘eeks’.

Mazda → ‘Mahz + dah’ | A very unique name, make sure to pronounce the ‘z’ properly.

Mercedes → ‘Mer + say + dees’ | The second ‘e’ sounds like an ‘a’.

Mitsubishi → ‘Mitt + sue + bee + shee’ | Remember the last two I’s are pronounced ‘ee’.

Nissan → ‘Nee + sahn’ | The first syllable is pronounced exactly like the word ‘knee’.

Porsche → ‘Poor + shuh’ | Three consonants in a row?! To make things easier, look at the phonetic spelling of Porsche for guidance. Every Nigerian seems to know this one.

Rolls Royce → ‘Row + lls Roice’ | The first word is pronounced just like ‘rolls’ is normally. Royce rhymes with ‘voice’.

Subaru → ‘Soo + bar + oo’ | The two syllables ‘su’ and ‘ru’ both rhyme with ‘boo’. Not 'Subayru' as Yorubas call it. I am Yoruba.

Tesla → ‘Tess + lah’ | The first syllable of Tesla rhymes with ‘mess’.

Toyota → ‘Toy + oh + tah’ | Just say ‘toy’ then ‘yota’!

Volkswagen → ‘Volks + va + kin’ | ‘Volks’ rhymes with ‘folks’, and the second part of the word is pronounced just like ‘vakin’. I learnt this on CNN. Don't argue please. Also, take a clue from Arsenal manager's name Wenger. It's Venger by pronunciation.

Volvo → ‘Vol + vo’ | If you like safe station wagons, then you are familiar with Volvo.

Lastly, Peugeot → ‘Poe+ Joe’ | This car isn't pronounced 'Pijot' or 'Pijoe' and not 'pigeon'.

Audi is a tough one. For the first syllable just say ‘aww’ like if you were in pain, then ‘dee’ for the second.I disagree with Audi call Awwdee....Audi is Audi.D same way u pronounce "audio"jus remove the "O"

INTROVERT:
And so

see her o she chon dey pretend The type. Of guy u wnt to maaarry

Feranmicharles:
make I no abuse you sha,cos ur name says so many bout you


You said better?

Then NDLEA have lots of work to do,investigate davido or sesan the director.

And if that's it,they have so many ppl 2 arrest,travel to USA arrest Meek Mill,The collector... Rubbish

So NDLEA no knw say na SEMO davido deliver abi

No minD them,em no watch ham reach the end

Mesef no carry last

runzlord:
the best rap song ive ever heard from nigeria is "Boogey - remember remember"

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martinsaba:
dope lyrics but I must tell you, your delivery is poor and the mixing(sound engineering work) was also poorly done, I believe there is still room for improvement, and believe in yourself, and never give up..then you are ready for the game. more grease to your elbow.

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bravesoul247:
wat are you saying? Do you know who Boogey is? Boogey is one of the best rappers alive in Nigeria. Listen to All love and mathematics by Boogey and Downtown by Mode9

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Darkrebel666:
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domopps:
I don't do bashing but try to proof your point so well next time!


Everyone is not suffering the same insanity like what you just show case now and that's why we can't have or share same ideology ! Be a man and be guided going forward!



Cheeeeeers

U dont know something!We dey try tell you,u chon dey use stronghead!Whats the "insanity"all about??Check ur first comment and see what made me quote u.U have no point man

ImmaculateIfy:
(PUSH )pray until something happens

you attend TAC?

demmy0325:
Op.. Swear with ur life you are not enjoying it....








..What sm mumu guys like sweetorgasm are lookin for..

Leave ham,e wan whyne us!e no know say we sabi pass him

domopps:
But Op can you wear this childish cloth? Because I can't!



May be DAVIDO should enter pure water or condom business! I bet he will sell better!




Cheeeeeers

Mumu of the highest other!Weytin do the cloth??weytin dem dey call grafix t shirt...Trukfit,Abercombie,McHammer,BM designer whats the diff??wetin matter most na d quality of the shirt okay

Been Over years that ive being admire the Graphics works alot.It really mean alot to me seeing those diff grafix picture,Artwork,Vest designer,Logos etc I admire the work tho!
In conclusion if anybody can be of help,I jus want a profession grafix designer or any of the above mentioned that can endow the logic,format on me.I will be glad to learn from y'all.Not for free o,I'm Ready to pay you,
I know we have a lot of Gurus and Don here on NL

Suggestion are welcome......*smiles*

Ishilove:
This nairalander mailed us this rather pathetic story. She requested her identity be hidden because not only is she well known, the man in question is also a nairalander.

Please read and give her your very candid advice.



No insults, please. She is in a quagmire and needs sound and solid advice.

If we try consider the story to the right,Left,Front and Back.You're the Cause of ur problem.Considering the family you're from,You're better than some girls out there and who still live standard life than you do...You said u were in ur Jss when he came to approach you,ever yu think anything like child abuseAnyway when theres life theres hope..I jus want you to know ure the Main Problem of your life!Think Big!!Theres Nothing special in Men,Na only shakara we get

rightthing276:
Your mates are doing business in school to keep up.
Your mates sell recharge cards, cloths, shoes, make hair etc to keep up and here u are blabbing and seeking for some cheap emotional attention. Are we suppose to cry for you?, you can abort ur life for all we care.
May you think you are the last survivor of the "I am from a poor family" specie.

Lastly, ur mates are living in school hostel
but u want to feel among off campus babes so die there. E-diot

I commot Cap for you jareh!A rubbish story she dey tell.she no geh Problem atall shey b na her Parent dey Pay school fee!A kinda Problem that rises when immature girl want to have bf by fire by force

Orijin101:
To read the shortest verse in the bible which says; "Jesus wept" took me a total duration of 3hour. . . And ishilove also know i'm a reading-stammerer. . .
Even the devil knows i will never take my time to read that novel. . .

eeeeeeeew!this nor go kill you,you need to be saraki Drinking Assistant

raayah:
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u don start abi

tpiadotcom:
why are you jumping on him and ignoring the op who opened a s.tupid thread?

I want him as a scape goat ni

suxxman:
My hands Are Clean.

Definitely an 'Amen'.

But wait oo, am I even sure?

A big example of mumu that should live in government house

redgem:
I was just joking oh!!

change9ja:
I posted it there tho

Badtgal you chon put everybody for hypertension....My crush

redgem:
I can't even imagine a church where the pastor would seek virgins...

Funny picture though

Hehehehe fp

Nothing special about it sha

I dedicate it to my Nl crush

Whats his nameGuess i'm the one

MissSlimbody:
Its either you're dumb or plain stupiid

Now i see!!