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Car Talk / Re: How Was Your First Car Bashing Experience? by leGeExus(m): 6:34pm On Apr 24
Mine happened today and still traumatise me presently. Infact that’s why I’m on this thread hoping to feel better if I read people’s story. It’s right here in the UK. I just got my car and started learning how to drive. I have learned a lot but not reversing and parking. Although I have driven the car few times. But not to a congested parking lot. I went for doctors appointment with my babe and couldn’t find a spacious place to park other than this congested parking lot. I drove too close to the parked car that I couldn’t reverse to repark. I was trying to move forward, I was too closed to the concrete wall. I began nervous and anxious. I tried to move forward again then I heard gbam. It was my bumper and headlights. God I felt so terrible. The scratch on the bumper it’s a bit much and the headlight is not too obvious. But I hate myself for. You hardly see bashed car here and I don’t want mine to be one. I’m really concern and feel so terrible. Now I’m going back to complete my training. I don’t want a scratch on my car not even a bash. I hate myself for it.
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Career / Leadway Environment Management Services by leGeExus(m): 2:26am On Jul 22, 2022
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Music/Radio / GOOD Music by leGeExus(m): 4:41pm On Feb 18, 2017
First of all I thank

Romance / Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by leGeExus(m): 11:51pm On Dec 02, 2015
YourMain:


Lol yeah. Sometimes.

But fruits in Nigeria are a lot nicer..
uhmm uhmm *clear throats* see scope
Romance / Re: Guy's Response To Lady That Demanded For A No Sex Relationship From Him by leGeExus(m): 11:35pm On Dec 02, 2015
Anyss:
In real sense he is the baby here
Ordinry chat you cant read and understand....

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Romance / Re: When She Asks For The condition Of Your Manliness. by leGeExus(m): 10:42pm On Nov 27, 2015
Toks2008:
How will you feel if a lady asked you to tell her the size and condition of your manliness?

Oh i guess you will give her that "olosho" look as it seems to be a taboo for a lady to ask such questions from a man especially when she is considering settling down with him in a no sex before marriage affair....interesting.

Lets think for a second...do you think we are fair to these ladies who are not expected to ask us out even if they are dieing for us,they are not expected to sleep around even when they catch us doing same,they are expected to remain loyal,humble,a good spouse and on and on...even if they marry a man whose J.T is not functioning or either too big for comfort or not big enough to satisfy them in bed i guess they are just expected to cry in silence and act as if all is good..how unfair.

How selfishly convenient it is for a guy who can just look at a lady and see if she has what he wants as regards sexual endowments.
We’re used to hearing the kind of despicable “guy talk” that evaluates women according to their bra size or even … interior dimensions — but not so much women. I think this is grossly unfair on our ladies.

I think the idea of sex before marriage is fueled by the curiosity that engulfs the subconscious mind of ladies and rather than wait patiently till marriage for fear of getting disappointed,they would rather prefer to get down with the guy to see how active or how big or small he is but i gues if ladies can be bold to ask guys questions regarding their J.T when erect,at least she will know what to expect and probably prepare her mind for that.

Some ladies just cant handle anything above 6inch due to health reasons while some ladies wil rather not marry than be with a man below 5inches or one that has erectyle problems and yes we know shitts hapen and a man full of life can have health issues after marriage but that is a totally different ball game.

Sexual activity is very very vital to ladies especially in marital setting and it will be a good thing for ladies to ask guys the size and condition of what they have and any guy who makes a false declaration may as well risk a break up after the lady realizes that she was deceived lol!

This thread may seem funny and awkward but i have discussed with many ladies who actually committed adultery as a result of their hubby not measuring up to expectations so when you meet a man,rather than go into premarital sex just to know what he has down there,you can ask him and know what to expect and for those who are curious about the functionality i guess a deep embrace should kick up the thing or if possible let him show you the thing...seing it is not a sin as long as you don't go the extra mile of committing fornication with him or in your mind..this is a serious matter.

Our ladies deserve to know the size and condition to what they will be saying "i do" to and apparently what they will live with for the rest of their lives without necessarily committing fornication.

Hope this makes sense
u sabi talk ehn

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Wasiu Pasuma's Birthday Celebration by leGeExus(m): 10:00pm On Nov 27, 2015
Omotayor123:
Hbd to my boo @Pasuma wonder.. I just love the guycheesy grin
Na everybody u dey love embarassedif na pix dey dere i no gou love me too undecided
Celebrities / Re: Fela's Original Music Manuscript Posted By Seun Kuti On Instagram ( Photo) by leGeExus(m): 8:42am On Nov 27, 2015
Lucialovely:
undecided undecidedgood for him he can take up from where he's dad stopped
Thanks Honey youve said it all....By the way how market today nah grin
Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Brother, Adewale Blasted For Not Always Looking Fit In Clothes (photo by leGeExus(m): 8:10am On Nov 27, 2015
LaRoyalHighness:
Some people have time sha.
i wonder o....Gbasibe jareh kiss
Career / Re: Lara Odoffin, Nigerian, Loses Job Offer In UK Because Of Her Braids by leGeExus(m): 2:48pm On Nov 25, 2015
boboLIL:
Thank ur God u no de naija de talk that thing....u for remain for ur papa house till.............end time trumpet
weray kilo mean.Dont forget 9ja slogan nah.Great People Great Nation grin
Romance / Re: Men, Do You Consider A Woman's Boob Size? by leGeExus(m): 8:31am On Nov 25, 2015
mrsbingbagbo:

for marriage?

what for?

whats your preferred size?
You're trying to acces yoursef for mens proposal...you dont have worry choice is life
Education / Re: How I Used What I Had To Get What I Wanted In The University by leGeExus(m): 8:18am On Nov 25, 2015
Where you run gocome finish ooo.U doon wake something up for me nah wink
Education / Re: How I Used What I Had To Get What I Wanted In The University by leGeExus(m): 7:47am On Nov 25, 2015
Oya. Shapshap.My ba3 is running dowwn cry
Romance / Re: Nairaland Girls Are Getting fed Up Of Nairaland Guys by leGeExus(m): 10:28pm On Nov 24, 2015
Gooci:
@ op, yur head is agba ofifo undecided undecided
kilode Oga..u dey vex ooo
Romance / Re: The “Green Light” That Tells You She Is ‘really’ In Love With You. by leGeExus(m): 9:08pm On Nov 24, 2015
robosky02:


1. The question she will ask you when you make the first move.
Eg when you say I love you, she will reply what of x,y,z. I saw with you or was chatting with you. Relax she only want to know if the space is REALLY free or you are booked. Especially if she has been expecting it.

2. she will always want to see you or make you notice her.
Eg. When she knows you will pass by, she will deliberately stands on that way so you’ll notice her. If it’s on Nairaland she follows all your thread or comment just to get your attention.

3. She will always laugh or look impress by your words, comments or jokes, just to please you.

4. She will always react badly or angrily at the sight of you and other girls. Relax that’s a sign of positive jealousy that she wants you all alone.

5. She keeps your picture were everyone will see
E.g. She uses your pictures as screen savers, takes selfie with you and past everywhere on nairaland and other social media.
Oga you're on a small thing...all these are for the kids.you neva jaam some bae...they willl show all dis and stillna comour flag..U neva hear say "Ladies want to own you but they dont want to be own"
Politics / Re: Jonathan Hits Back At Obasanjo -the Sun by leGeExus(m): 9:13am On Nov 22, 2015
49cents:
GEJ, first statesman to say the Truth to that treacherous snake called obasanjo, a man whose first daughter disowned and whose son accussed him of sleeping with his own wife but yet is highly respected by his tribe, says a lot about their general judgement on life
You need a re-orientation hommie.the shit is withyu.and if i may ask yourefrm which. Tribe?
Religion / Re: Ghana Millionaire Says He Does Not Pay Tithe by leGeExus(m): 10:51pm On Nov 21, 2015
SPOPOVICH:
Ghana has a millionare?
i credit u bruh.u break my personal record
Religion / Re: Ghana Millionaire Says He Does Not Pay Tithe by leGeExus(m): 10:31pm On Nov 21, 2015
ThisMeansWars:
Welldone

Why would any sane person be giving his hard earned money to some scammer in the name of some invincible sky daddy when you can make serious impact with that 10percent in the life of that hungry kid on the street .. It just ain't right..

By the way, how is this news? What concerns anyone with what anybody does with his 10percent?
u can re write that,when you're ready to use ur brain
Family / Re: 'my Husband Cannot Satisfy Me Sexually'..... Wife by leGeExus(m): 12:03am On Nov 21, 2015
raayah:
Always test drive before buying!

I think your husband has to see a doctor first because there is nothing you can do here. Pre mature ejaculation is the worst because, even a little amount of foreplayy can cause leakage.

If he does not want to take drugs or see a doctor. Then start training him using Start and stop method.

If you are on top , do like 5 rides/strokes and stop. He rests for a few seconds and you continue.
If na oral same thing/, stop every 30 seconds and start again.
It's not the best but he lasts longer.

But the best option is that he visits a doctor.

hmm.Miss physicianp.erfect
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello Goes Back To School by leGeExus(m): 2:48pm On Nov 20, 2015
DoraCuzz:
Dont let those hungry babes steal u from me o
u too like good thing...*hailing in phynos voice MAAMA u don old*
Celebrities / Re: These Throwback Photos Of Olamide Will Show You That Hard Work Really Pays by leGeExus(m): 1:12pm On Nov 19, 2015
hooli:
End times
ifah see dis endtime post again i will kill you
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello: 4 Reasons Why Everybody Is Crushing On Him (photos) by leGeExus(m): 9:40pm On Nov 17, 2015
Mztarstrechy:
Ever since Korede Bello rose to stardom following his hit music ‘Godwin’, ladies and guys all over Nigeria just can’t get enough of him.

The Nigerian singer and songwriter currently signed to Mavin Records is super attractive, unique and very stylish.

Here are 4 reasons its so easy to fall in love with Korede Bello. Enjoy!

1. He is incredibly handsome ust look at him! Korede looks so young and amazing. There’s something about those eyes it almost hurts to look at him.

2. Has a charming Personality

Always smiling, full of life and vibrant! Korede’s smile lights up a room.

3. Amazing curly hair

Just look at that hair! Would give a girl a run for her money.

4. That wink of his!

Melts hearts all the way.

Source: http://trezzy2..com.ng/2015/11/4-reasons-why-everybody-is-crushing-on.html
theres nthing special about the guy ogbeni...stop the fake shHh
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello: 4 Reasons Why Everybody Is Crushing On Him (photos) by leGeExus(m): 9:25pm On Nov 17, 2015
Chestar5:
He is damn cute cry embarassed


but he should shave his 'hair-brush' hair sad...
i cant see any cuteness in him.Everybody is a star
Education / Re: Please Help! My Student Said She Is In Love With Me by leGeExus(m): 7:04pm On Nov 17, 2015
fullstreets:
Teacher, ur English language though......
and what so wrong with the write upYou need grammer there?then i will like to see the correct write up from you.#DaftHeaded
Romance / Re: When A Girl Plays A Fast One On A Guy But It Backfires by leGeExus(m): 10:59pm On Nov 11, 2015
CaroLyner:

no smiley
yh kool
Romance / Re: When A Girl Plays A Fast One On A Guy But It Backfires by leGeExus(m): 9:12pm On Nov 10, 2015
CaroLyner:
that girl got no shame.
how dare she shout wrong number just cause he got a car
she jus proved hersef....hope you aint like such??
Romance / Re: Ladies! This Is Why You Dont Wear Pants To Bed (see Story + Photos) by leGeExus(m): 8:04pm On Nov 09, 2015
grad2012:
for GOD sake why wud u say dis to me,pls have I ever offended you before. embarassed how can you just imaging such a tin.
offended me??Nah nah..just telling you opportunnity come but ones...grab me now b4 u start roaming churches,...#smiles...Howfar na?

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by leGeExus(m): 8:01pm On Nov 09, 2015
Beync:
Yes Of Course
oh oh..ok I'm coming huh
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by leGeExus(m): 4:51pm On Nov 08, 2015
Tholudee:
I'm here too o cheesy
wow! i see you...*shake hands*..been looking for you so long

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