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chisombenedicta:
chai!u mean ib peeps re local? ....how does living in such a place affect one's accent. I stay in lasgidi sha

I did not say that o . Of course not the whole of IB; just some place. Just like Lag and all other Nigerian states have their own Local parts.
If you live around people that say siro - eight - siro,it's only a matter of time before you also start talking like that.

Why didn't you go to UNILAG ? Don't like the school?

chisombenedicta:
ooh!na u ooo

After you nau

chisombenedicta:
I don't live in Ib...

Stop lying. Where do you now live that you have neighbors that pronounce your name chizom?
You can't tell me your neighbors in banana island are the ones calling you that

chisombenedicta:
hmmmmmm...y won't I write utme,wat re u studying?

I said it earlier nau. Medical Rehab

haywhy911:
nice point bro! Buh lets not 4get that Lewandowski played a more important role in getting that Dortmund team to the final. Remember that 4-goal thriller against Madrid? We shouldn't also 4get that this is an individual-based argument and nt a team. Ronaldo wil surely feature in the Ballon d'or top three even tho' hz goals took Madrid nowhere. If u say he is an AM and that he shouldnt be judged by goals,that means DeBruyne,Silva and Toure are ahead of him

The basis of your argument was that Reus has not performed @ the biggest stage and I've been able to give you an adequate answer with how he featured prominently in his side's march to the finals in 2012/2013 season.
You also said Dortmund are a small club and Reus is not performing under pressure. Number 1,that's laughable (calling BVB a small club). No 2,Of playing for a small club helps a player to perform better as he is not under pressure; why then didn't Aguero reach the UCL finals with Atletico?!

Marco Reus,for me, is the most underrated player in Europe!

chisombenedicta:
God follows me ,I bet u can't pronounce it well . I had above 200,I just didn't choose to write the post utme,cuz I knew my pd wud suffice 4me

My accent would make any CNN news anchor jealous!

Ehn ehn!. Thought you said you did not write UME @ all. Was a risk sha but you be bookworm nau,so you came through

JSMMUYIWA:
U are Taiwo ryt?or Kokode?
Smiles....

Kokode? who bears Kokode? . What is the meaning of that name abeg and again, your source of inspiration?

You remind me of Davidbanner

chisombenedicta:
Is nor ASif yoruba pple can pronounce it well,they pronounce it as chizom.....I didn't do pume

Are you trying to throw shades @ the Yoruba nation?. You are prolly living around the kind of yorubas that pronounce 08099 as siro - eight - siro - noin - noin . What's the meaning of the name sef?

I thought the rule was- you need to have @least 180 or 200 in Utme before you can be given admission through PD

DP

JSMMUYIWA:
What is the difference between JAB and K.O? Smiles.....Baba how far you? @Leitner u've gotten a question up here o!

Jab is just a form of punch.
K.O is a situation where any form of punch knocks you out.
I'm anxious,where do you get the inspirations for your questions from?

JSMMUYIWA:
What is the difference between JAB and K.O? Smiles.....Baba how far you? @Leitner u've gotten a question up here o!

Jab is just a form of punch.
K.O is a situation where any form of punch knocks you out.
I'm anxious,where do you get the inspirations for your questions form?

chisombenedicta:
wonder y most pple call me chisom,y not benedicta.....they avnt release our names,it will come Awt wif the 2nd batch hopefully...I didn't do utme

Chisom sweet for mouth ; benedicta is too long abeg. Pesin for don cook beans finish before he pronounce that name finish.

You didn't do Utme @ all or you did not do just the PUME?

imoscoayo:
ur sister or u

At my age? ,I don dy old small small o .

JSMMUYIWA:
Is your sister Kenny by name?
Nice course she has there.

No,her name is...................
Na me you wan try to dy scope . If you like go start a crusade in sambisa forest,I still won't tell you her name .

chisombenedicta:
sure naa...PD taught me how to jack!

Chisom the Jackometer .

So you did PD?. You got your admission through UME or PD?

JSMMUYIWA:
Why didn't you answer my question systematically?
Why reverse?
Yes I did!
How do u mean?
Tell me nauh?

Never mind. Since you've restructured your post- You've been forgiven,go and sin no more .

haywhy911:
i understand u bro! But u have to also agree with me that the pressure that comes with playing 4 a club lyk Man City aint the same as that of Dortmund (considering Dortmund's level now). And u also know that goals are the major criteria in judging excellence in modern football. Reus doesn't have a consistent goals return.

Reus is not a striker!. He's an AM/Winger. You can't judge him based on number of goals scores. Iniesta does not score quarter the amt of goals aguero scores,but he is definitely a better player than aguero!.
Reus performance has helped is team to a CL final (the biggest stage); how has aguero's goals helped his team in the biggest stage (UCL)?!!

chisombenedicta:
lol y not,I myt start in 200lvl....wat course re u studying?

You will read o- know a girl that's also currently doing. She goes for tutorials and study a lot for it.
Medical Rehab.

JSMMUYIWA:
NO!
But anticipate its release;
BTW;
What is your sister course?

Nursing.

Wait,you first asked for my sister's name,didn't you? . Mr.Muyiwa Tread softly

haywhy911:
yeah,another super player but he needs to showcase his talent on a platform bigger than Dortmund's

Which kain platform?
A player that has played in the final of the biggest competition in European football. What platform is bigger than that in Europe?!!!
Aguero has never even played in a UCL QF and is in your shortlist.

JSMMUYIWA:
I had meant on the Eportal.
Merit list is yet to be uploaded on the eportal,sure,yeah its there on jamb web.

K, get it.

You also waiting for the 2nd list?

JSMMUYIWA:
Hmmn! Letz get on a treatise for the mean time; BTW; Rummies please which is more correct; in essay writing?; A)In as much" B) "Inasmuch" C)Inas much" D)In asmuch"?

Any phone with autocorrect will answer the question.

chisombenedicta:
materials asin txt books,handout or which ....there's a huge difference,buh ion really know.i fink one can go for Ican irrespective of their course,accounting widout ICAN is like soup widout seasoning

You shall know when you resume next year

So you'd still do ICAN even after your degree?

michoa:
MOZ 101...bhadest oshomo MOZ 101...bhadest oshomo

I had no choice- it was a compulsory course

JSMMUYIWA:
I don't think there is any news yet,save controversial ones;I mean rumour!
But more definitely we are more closer;We gotta relax,get on a treatise, as we await the list!I prognosticate Mid-Nov,but I hope it were earlier by GOD'S Grace.
As it is;
The list has been about 80% ready;
I would have 95% ready if to say 2nd batch alone!
It should only require of OAU ICT to upload;
Merit list sef,are yet to be uploaded!

Merit list not out? . Thought merit was out nau and 2nd list is what people are currently waiting for.

Anyways,one of you should pls mention when the 2nd list out abeg- want to check for my sister.

Marcooooo fvkkkkkiiiinnnggg Reeeeeuuuuusssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!. Lewadonwski is just a Form player @ the moment not a better player!

chisombenedicta:
MOZ101 ....accounting

Don't worry- people like you will be the "Material" for next session guys .

Accounting. You've got no probs. Know an accounting guy(part 3) that uses 30% of his time to play video games,another 30% in chasing women and he's still in 2:1. He's kinda brilliant tho.

Umm wait,I've always wanted to ask this question- completing Ican and having a degree in accounting,what's the difference?

Basalt:
Oga I ask you a question nah.
How market?
You still dey bet?

Abi dem don chop you dry?
Thats why I dont like Betting because its a risky business

.
Logically,whether you stake high or low,these betting sites will always be @ advantage. Imagine the 500k he lost- that's what he's gained in like 3,4 games. By the time he wins is next 5 ,6 games and loses another 2,he will already be @ a loss; that's if is not already @ a loss .

chisombenedicta:
hmmmmm,maybe most of them re working...for ur Mind bah,Ure still a fresher o

Working my foot!. Most of them are not working- they just prefer to peep and check if there is any latest news and then logout. It has always been their way. UI and UNIBEN always have the best thread for aspirants every year- love their threads.

I've matriculated,written series of test,loads of exams and passed the notorious MOZ101 with flying colours . With that, I think I'm qualified to be called a stalite and you should show me some respect .

Which course are you coming in for?

For your biography mind,you think say I go click that link abi?

sketcherJ:
d andrew liver salt got me it has not been confirmed, some said Nov 6..let's just say it's either late October or early November..by d way I remember u from last year's thread,how are u bro?

Been good o- just enjoying the break!

Were you also an aspirant last year?

chisombenedicta:
They sed nov 6

Aiit,thanks.

Btw,why is this year's thread this dry? . Ours was not all that too but it still was not this dry.

Am tempted to say FTC but mba,No!- I be senior man now,I no be aspirant again

How pesin go fail 8 courses?! Abeg,no be everybody suppose go school o.

ogaofficer:
You forgot to mention starlingslimnet soon bro.

"All other aspirants don cover am"

I know it's soon abeg; the question is- how soon . Need a tome frame

PHgirl:
. For Chemistry, get Best Brains past questions and there's one textbook that was recommended but I can't remember the name..

Fundamental chemistry by Abass.

MizPink:
hi I guess u a medical student I ave jxt been admitted to study medicine I want to know if u guys take maths as one of urcourses

No,you won't do Math. You core courses in first year will center around Physics,Biology and Chemistry and one stup|d sociology (first semester) and Economics (2nd semester) course like that.

Zico5:
The cut off for health sciences may not be real cos the marks re too high. I may be wrong though. But let's wait and see.

It's real- the one for health sciences,pharmacy,tech and Admin. Don't think law is out tho.

The pic attached- that was exactly the same way they pasted last year's with Fatusi's siggy.

Fine girls no dey una thread,so I'm off

And good luck to all aspirants