₦airaland Forum

9blast:
sure,its only a matter of time...btw,na true o...I neva serious like dis b4 at all...see me acting like person wey dem collect hin bread...wonder wetin timmy go talk again...TIMMY,talk trash or tease me and I'll cook ya ballz with okro this nite

As in ehn,I was just laughing . .

Everybody is suddenly getting antsy. All of you should take a chill pill o-2 wks will soon come and go.

And OAU is not dat slow. If not for the school fee hike strike,OAU wouldn't be behind most government schools. Our school calendar is not that slow compared to other government Unis; it was the school fee-hike strike that disrupted the school's calendar

9blast:
bro,that's life o,somethings just tend to get deep into some people more than others,and I really hate disappointments,and oau seems to be a boss at that

I feel your pain bro. Just chill small ehn. Before you know it,the 2wks and some days will come and go.

9blast:
Well,guess I should just find something productive to do til then. Though its annoying when you have something planned out and some last minute trash happens. Atleast I can still go to ife tommorow to drop my stuffs with someone...or omole wan lock down the whole school too?! Only in oau does stuffs like that happens,and upon all this I still love the damn school...wonder if I aint a fool for all that sef. Anyways,God help us

LMFAO!!!!! . Look at haydot getting all emotional . . Never have I ever seen you being this serious

Story is definitely fake.
Sounds like a perfect Nollywood movie.

NO
@least not in the next 100 years.

It's so obvious you are not new.
Within 30 mins after registering,you already know how to bold letters.

Lordbinsmar:
pls no comot from geology,the course sweet wella...or u dont want to enjoy oil money..

Geology no be beans o.

There was a year like that that nobody graduated among their final year students- they all had extras!

When they asked their HOD the reason for the mass failure,he responded saying - "My students have simply decided not to graduate".
The oil money part is true sha- if you are able to scale through,you will surely enjoy the fruit of your labour.

Timmytimmy:
Alright bro, thanks a lot.

As for waiting till 17th, I think it's easier for you to say. Some of us already have neighbours that raise their eyebrows and "yinmu" each time they see us pass. Even a day would be torture.

Completely get you.

If you eventually decide to travel though,make sure you travel light. By travelling light,I mean without bed(you will always find a bed to sleep on),without cupboard and other heavy stuffs. Coz if you travel light,the wardens on sighting you will probably think you are just a returning student and incase you are also not able to stay,you can easily go back home.

And for a guy,I can assure you,apart from Angola(which I'm not sure is opened),you will surely find a place to stay and sleep,as far as you are able to get inside the halls(which you should be also be able to).

mikeczay:
WHAT IF IT IS A PRANK? NO RELEASE FRM A BIG INSTITUTION LIKE OAU JUST A PIC OF A PAPER DAT CAN B PRINTED BY ANY PRICK MODIFIED BY A PEN IN AN ADRESS TO FRESHERS. WHAT IF ITS TRUE AND IT IS POSTPONED TO JUNE 5 ON DA 17?

It's not a prank. I also wasn't sure @ first but the picture posted by phgirl on the previous page cleared any doubts I had.

Timmytimmy:
The questions are:
Would Angola, Etf, Sports and Moz even be open?
Would the porters allow us in?

PHgirl:
Sorry if I'm being bothersome, but will the wardens be around. And will Moz be open?

I'm hundred percent sure Awo,Faj,ETF,spot,Alumni,Moremi will be open. Angola and Moz should be,although I'm not really sure.

As for "will wardens allow you to enter?". There are 3 entrances to Faj and Awo. Etf has 2 that I know. Most females have one.
If you are a guy,you can always pass through the other gates without anybody bothering you.

And as for Females,I don't know whether the wardens will allow or not. Maybe you should ask the Ariyke girl.


I still maintain though,that- You guyz should just chill till 17th

PHgirl:
Hold up, does this mean we'll be allowed to occupy our bedspaces?

That's if the former Occupant of your bedspace has travelled back home; which is 80% likely.
But except you are really desperate about leaving,I'd. Advice you just chill till 17th

Timmytimmy:
My brother, I'd rather be in a boring school environment than be in a place that I've already told everyone I'm leaving. I don't want to be tagged liar/dishonest.
Besides, boredom could mean enough time to start revision.

I get you bro. After 9 months of staying @ home,I'd prolly be tempted to do the same.

But if you can,I'd advice you to just exercise little patience;small time now,17th go knack.

davidmascot:
How do I explain it to my parent?? how do I go back to my friends and colleagues in the church ?? how do I explain it to my neighbours ?? bided everyone farewell already.... Don't even know where to start from ....this isn't good for me at all..

LMAO!!. Na. Obodo oyinbo you dey go ni? . Sorry Bro

Dammytrager:
Whoa!!!...so the shii is bleeping real.
I really can't find the right words to describe how I feel right now.
How can they just change the resumption date when its just 4 days to resume, are they God?.
Anyway that's their own date o, my body, mind and soul is already set for Sunday so m going on Sunday whether they open hostels or not, worst come to worst I will sleep in the classes.

You guyz can actually go to school if you want to as the Bedspace freshers are allocated were previously allocated to last year freshers,and almost all of them would have gone home by now or May 3rd(Final year students will be the ones mainly on campus and that's bcoz of their project and stuffs) Plus school is always open @ all times;even during strikes.

But I should warn you- in this kinda period,school will be extremely extremely dry and boring. The fact that you are also a fresher(you don't know that many people) will make it even more extremely boring.

My advice - Keep calm and climb an Okro tree .

Baddestguyp:
pls help, I've been seeing something about certificate of origin or local government letter on this thread. I've checked the eportal site but can't find anything on it. pls someone should shed more light on this. I'm from Edo state but I live in Ogun state

The certificate of origin has nothing to do with eportal or online-screening. It's something you will need to present when doing your faculty clearance in school. And judging from my previous reg,I think it's important.
If you don't have,you can get it from the LG of your hometown.

davidbanner:
*picks bike and run away from leitner* *head gear 4 head * which room dem give u?

Don't run- I've forgiven you already. Go and sin no more .

Was given Faj.

dejii01:
Which network is the fastest and most reliable in OAU?
I'm hoping Etisalat.

Etisalat is the best!. Glo is okay too,although not as good as Etisalat. Airtel is probably the worst.

Davidbanner,Oya bring that your Bald head o .

Heaven knows I will slap it so hard,Omole will hear the sound in his office.

babysmart:
Lord Stabber
don't want moz too o . Alumni or moremi tins.

Pray they give you Moremi. Alumni is also good,but I think Moremi is like the best in overall package. Plus it's closer to lecture halls.

Mizkelz:
....i want alumni
Moremi = moz

Who told you this? . Comparing both hostels is like comparing Messi to Ahmed Musa;and Moz is the Musa here. Moz is like the least desirable female hostel on campus and Moremi is arguably the most desirable. So,you might wanna change the = to > .

I think the answer is brain.

The sentence" write an exam" does not literally means you want to go and write something down. It means you want to go and solve the questions you will be given in a particular exam.

It's just like saying- "I want to go and SIT for an exam". Of course you have to sit before you write an exam but it doesn't literally mean you will solve the exams by sitting. It's the brain that actually solves the exam,Sitting,writing,having eyes to see question papers does not necessarily make you pass exams. There are people that are disabled and still,measures are taken for them to "sit or WRITE the exams". Whereas without a brain,my brother you can't "WRITE any exam o".

In summary- it is possible for you not to be able to write(if you are disabled),and through other measures write an exam and a day after,say- "I wrote an exam yesterday.

Whereas without a brain,you can't be able to write even your name,Matric number or even cheat sef. Meaning you. Are not different from someone that didn't come for the paper @ all. And therefore,you dare not a day after say- "I wrote a paper yesterday".

I should be a Lawyer. .

haydot95:
yea yea...I know

Actually now that you've told me,I remember you opening the account one time like this when you traveled to Ife, bcoz of on some complications concerning your payments.

But you know serious o. For a moment,I thought Denrele was after me and I tremendously feared for my yansh

dabalrog:
59todyah

Sweet Jesus
Haydot,you be madman I swear!

haydot95:
what took you so long?

I was setting up a committee to look into the matter .

Shey you know the person behind the moniker ni?

dabalrog:
disappear

Bros bone dat thing,na rod dey in between your legs

davidbanner:
so is she lying about her gender... wait *washes face with holy water * she fit b 'transgender'

Don't think he's trying to lie or anything. I think he's just intentionally being mischievous.

davidbanner:
the rod is used 4 digging....

Bros,as I Know be farmer or a well digger,you are on your own o .

dabalrog:
is that bad?

Is thay bad? . As in?
Are you still claiming you are a female and is it bad for a female to play merrybet?

OR

Is it bad that you are a guy?

haydot95:
goodluck tracking him down btw,do rods dangle?

It's a special rod! . It has a dual nature- that of rubber and an iron.
It..................





Let' stop here abeg,today is Sunday .

haydot95:
females play merrybet?? That's bleeped

The guy no know say I be sherlock holmes.. He's got only one thing in between his legs and it's a dangling rod! .

davidbanner:
y u dey reject Angola..... u will b surprised that na Angola dem go give u.. if e no come true knock me on d head anytime u c me...

Guy,next time you curse me,I won't hesitate to also curse you back o . How you go say na Angola dem go give me?

And pls remind me to knock your bald head when I'm eventually given FAJ .

dabalrog:
no sire...my name is Ayobami...na only guy dey bear dat name?

You are a female and you play merrybet?,PUHLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!.............you can as well tell me my Grandpa is a virgin.

That's a sign that Drogba will score

dabalrog:
I'd love to meet you so I'm hoping they give you angola,so we can run things in car park

*does the cross sign* I COVER MY YANSH WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS!

You be guy o,so what exactly do you mean buy "run things together".

babysmart:
Choi!
So u can stab exam, interesting.


I haven't been given o...chilling till Tue
What about u?

My friends call me Lord Stabber . If I was getting a Kobo for each class I stabbed,I think I'd be a millionaire by now . I stab anything stab-able................except people sha .



Also waiting o. Just praying they don't give me Angola. Really hoping for Faj or maybe ETF.