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chisombenedicta:
If they av given female bedspace?yeah

You know whether it's still on?.

Tried applying for my sister- it keeps saying no more bedpsace for this category of student or something like that.

chisombenedicta:
UPDATE: 021 days to go #Resumption 2015/2016 academic session#

You know anything about female bedspace allocation?.

What a sh11ty team.........
Football is not meant to be played like this.

dareajayi:
do u av idea of medical rehab course reg

CHM101 CHM103 PHY105 PHY107 ZOO101 ZOO103 BOT101 BOT103 SSC101 SER001[compulsory elective] LIBOO1[compulsory elective]

chisombenedicta:
you don't even know me,yet you composed this for me
Thanks a bunch,i Appreciate

HBD to you.

May you continue to soar in life like the price of petrol.

ItzTun3chi:
who has uploaded signature and passport.how do i go about it

Write your signature on a very small piece of paper scan and then you upload.
Snap a passport and upload- simples. But erm,I think it has to be blue background(it was blue background during our time). And the size too- instruction about the size should be on the portal.

To get your actual size for the signature,you can use normal math's set ruler to measure the length and breadth of the paper you want to use before signing on it.
For the passport,since you can't cut your passport after getting it,you can just resize it with some system apps(like corel,adobe or something) or maybe phone apps too if you have apps that can do that.

"Each time he regained heartbeat and respiration, the
patient screamed, "I am in hell!"

Here- I thought it was stated in the bible that the dead are unconscious of things going on around and till judgment day when THE DEAD SHALL ARISE and judgment will be given to everybody THEN.
If so,then why do people claim to go to hell immediately just after their death when it's stated in the bible that till judgment day which is till after the end of the world before people get ther judgment and get to know where they will go(either heaven or hell) ? .

Mehn .

You should be hanged upside down and shot on your left testicle. .

It's still understandable if a girl creates topics like this; but a guy?. Mehn,you effed up.

He even said guyz are jealous of him . Beefing coz of pretty face is definitely not a man's thing.

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Niseed:
This topic is very odd and scary at the same time.

1. it is obviously a fraudulent / fake post

2. even after @moonraker said the girl was 11 YEARS old, some perverts are still trying to hook up with an underage CHILD.

for those desperate enough to exchange pm's with the OP if there's a slim possibility she's a genuine exchange student, I truly think your IPs should be tracked and monitored as you are clearly paedophiles. I will also assume female children cannot be left in your care.

@ japanesgirl go and look for your age mates on a hello kitty website/ forum.

interestingly as an exchange student your school would have arranged activities for you to meet your peers (SAME AGE GROUP) in Nigeria so that alone makes your exchange student story bogus.

She's fake abeg.
Here's the link to one of the images she posted- harofree.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-1494.html . It's a pic of a japanese girl with the handle @harofree2 and she shared the pic 3 Yrs ago.

So many thirsty |diots
Japanese girl my hairy black _ass

Fabulous95:
Am even getting use to it, ki olorun maje ki iya mowa lara! Dz oau na baba..i admit oba awon uni
Great ife! For learning nd torture.

Lol,you'll get used to it. Our resumption,I think,was also delayed a bit too during our time.

chisombenedicta:
are you sure you need the break?
Cuz by July Schs will be rounding up wif 200lvl nd you'll be starting urs.

My point is- it's a win-win situation for me. Early resumption means less delay for my academic calendar. Late resumption means more break for me, which I really need.

Whereas for you,late resumption only means more wedding for you

*singing- chisom don go wedding taya,Oluwa provide her a boo*

chisombenedicta:
Lol...



Ure in what level?

So you don't know my level?

100 going to 200.

drdrei09:
nope......Darius

Bad guy. Hw you nau?
So,na your abode be this?.

Fabulous95:
Dz is a waste of tym for both freshers and stalite...dnt u get it,ur mate wl b ahead of u wit 1 gud session.
We fresher hv bn waitin so...lng @home and am sure we cn stil kip up unlike u stalite,am sure afta lyk 1 mnt @home u wl b tied of home so badly that u wl wanna go bck 2 skul. Wait nd c

I've experienced strikes in OAU that makes the current 56 days leave look like child's play .
Moreover,I've decided a long time ago not to get affected or worried about things I have no control over. Many things can change the resumption date but worrying or sulking over it ain't one of them- so I'm definitely not going to waste my time and energy worrying about it.

And I really do need the time- ask any part 2 health sciences student.

Way too many things *jumps outta thread*

drdrei09:
what's up, Yemi?

Na Dare be this?

chisombenedicta:
Haha you guys?
The leave will affect you guys too na,U'll be at home till July/August

Mstcheew,look atew. I actually want and need the break. I'm even praying for it self.
@ your D.P,Sebi it's wedding that you were attending?. Don't worry by the time you go to like 7 to 8 more weddings,Omole for don open school .

chisombenedicta:
Naaa dz month is out of it
Maybe may,June or July

Yeah,most likely. But you never can tell since there's been no official release yet.

And if they do go on their leave,then you guyz resumption should fall somewhere around june.

You know I actually prophesied all what's happening now a long time ago. Never doubt the word of a Monk .

Why do Nigerian army seize camous at all?. They claim "impersonation" as reason but official camous can be easily differentiated from fashion camous- so I really don't think you can impersonate with fashion camous.

chisombenedicta:
Lol...it's just too funny,I can't start explaining to everybody
Av been on oau mata since 2014

Sorry ehn. You guyz should resume latest late June; or who knows,maybe this month sef.

chisombenedicta:
Lol As it is,we might matriculate arnd August I won't even bother uploading pictures sef

Beht why? .

chisombenedicta:

Even you

I'm sorry,I'm a Monk- I'm bound by my oath to be truthful at all times .

stenmikas:
y he go remove am? #leavetrashforlawma

#LeaveJudgingForPesinWeyDonDoMoz101

Abeg,comot OAU!

Universities with many pretty girls are all this south-south,south-east UNIS.

Abeg biko,once again,comot OAU

sameolg616:
Daylight robbery for who?lil kesh?if u mentioned kiss Daniel or Korede bello-I'd agree with u...lil kesh is not that talented and has no originality...besides,I heard the votes counted and not popularity

Wetin kiss daniel sing last year?.

Apart from woju and woju 2.0 (Laye),what big hit did he have again?

Lil kesh was the most consistent- he had many hits!,followed by Reekado.

And to all saying Lil kesh has no content, bar Katapot,abeg which song Reek don sing wey get content. Is it "Oya baby make you shake am o,see money make you shake am" or "all the girls now,dem don dey run come,dem no dey waste time shaky bum-bum" that is deep content?. Plus Lil kesh sings hip-hop and somehow some |d|ots expect him to have a singing style like Timi dakolo. It's Hip-hop you |d|ots!- girls,money,cars is what they sing about all the time. International hip-hop artists like Drake,Lil wayne,Chris brown, they all sing about cars,girls,money etc. It's their genre,that's what they do!. If you are so desperate for "deep" content/Lyrics,go and get a Tope Alabi album abeg!

5 is the word "Incorrectly"

Happy new year to chisombenedicta and this is to hoping she doesn't say happy 2017 at home .

To bluerat too,I hope this year brings many many plenty returns to your "shop" .

dolak:
Hmmm...I rmbr d evening vividly (year 2000).....I was in front of our house, dis guy came to ask of Eze, I told him 'sorry, I don't know most people on street, u can check next house'. He said ok. Next, he said 'beauty, my name is Ade, WHAT SCHOOL YOU ARE GO?' I was shocked, b4 I could open mouth to respond, my dad laughed loud (he had been standing near the gate for few minutes), he opened the gate to see the guy and laughed again...... Till today, one joke my dad never forget is 'hello beauty, what sch u r go'

Lmaooooooo . Wonder how that guy must have felt,with your dad joining with the laugh too

NakedSnake:
How dyu get the spring into the charger cord?

Exactly my thought- pure BS. Plus the spring will most likely always move up and down anyways.

Oteleye:
Yes Very true,are u an Ex-Ladokite

No. Had a brother that graduated last year.
His induction was also done @ same place(Isale-Osun). The lecture theatre in your pic was what made me easily recognize the place, plus your gown too.

Congrats btw . Dr.Vosa!

This is Lautech,Isale-Osun to be precise,true?.

Omole don fvkk up- Rice go too waste today.

chisombenedicta:
lol
Not at all

Aiit........

DangotePikin:
It's "quiet" not "quite".

kushma:
it is typological error no one is above it.