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davidmascot:
Baba I hail o.....longtime ...

Boss of all bosses ,I hail back too o!

Hw far prep for resumption na?

babysmart:
so now u know how it feels .
u finished ur papers 2wks ago?

Kind of. Was supposed to have one 1 unit course like that on 19th. But since :::
1) It's a 1 unit course

2) Doing it is actually useless for me anyways

3) School is always boring during exam period,I decided to stab it and fly home instead. (I regret doing that tho ).

Shey you've been given bedspace?

Mahn! . Dafuq is wrong with n|ggas nowadays?! - see as all of them just dy drop numbers.

Social Reprobates!!!.

If it was real life,while shouting,the man would have told her it's his cookies not hers.

Lesson learnt though

babysmart:

shey u didn't want us to resume before

Lol. House don tire me ni o.

Just 2 wks @ home,and I already feel like I've been here for a whole year!.
(I hail una wey don dey house tey tey )

Can't wait to pack my loads,leave this house,and not return till Dec.

kizzykeziah:
Btw, how do they expect us to apply for hostel when the portal is undergoing whatever illness that will be?

Even if the portal was going through,you will still not be able to apply. Last bedspace allocation batch starts,I think April 28.

tomiobj:
. I know that. But I mean how to use it in another. Situation. Nt football

The sentence is mostly used when before maybe an event, 2 individual(groups) have contrasting opinion about what the outcome of the event will be. And when during or after the event,one of the individual's opinion starts to materialize(I.e,what he said is happening) ,he says the sentence(to taunt the other individual) - "How market" ,which closely means, "I taught you said THE OPPOSITE of what's currently happening is what was going to happen".
E.G- A chelsea fan and Arsenal fan both argued b4 the match that both their teams are going to win the match. And during the course of the match,Chelsea happen to take the lead (I'm a chelsea fan ),or they eventually won. Due to the fact that they've both boasted to each other,the chelsea. Fan can taunt him by saying with a grin on his face- "guy,how market nau?"
Another close example is the just concluded election. You know it was a close contest between APC AND PDP,with supporters of both believing they will win. During the collation of results, when it starts becoming clear APC will win or after APC were finally declared winner; on their(pdp supporters) belief that they'd win,APC supporters can begin to taunt them by saying "how market ?".

Hope ya dig now?





I'm currently jobless and idle,that's why I wrote all that .

May it not be well with Omole! .

May 25 ke! . And then Feb for next session?! .

Rob is a HE not a SHE.

As much as you want.......................just make sure you don't get caught .

. She looks so different! . Make she just stick with her 'stone cold' abeg .

Vie

OAU no too dat slow nau. Na just school fee hike strike cause am. Had it been there was no strike during the school fee hike time,we would have been running the same calendar wit U.I.

Anyways,with the new calendar,I think we will be on par wit U.I by the end of this year .

dejii01:
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Chaiiii! How far is it?

How many in a room?
How would you rate the place?

I really hope you're joking about the toilets

The self help I know is the farthest block to the gate in Awo hall.

As for hw many per room?,Depends on the number of squatters. But I can assure you there will be @least a squatter .

And yes- the legends about the toilet are true .

dejii01:
Bedspace Location: Awolowo Hall (Self Help), Block 1, Ground Floor, Room 101, Bed No 10 (Upper Bunk)

Where you stay is very far to Awo hall's gate. I think they even have their own small buttery where they sell stuffs coz it is far from the main buttery.

And una toilet no make sense!. When coming,make sure you bring enough nylon bags along for shot puts

esharp:
d bed space mk sense gan abi? and aw many per room pls

Yeah,you are lucky. Most of the times,it's finalist that are given Bed 1 or 2.

No of people? Normally it's 6 per room but your room may have squatters (very common in males' hostel),so you might be 8,9,7 or more depending on the number of squatters. And sometimes,you might just be normal 6 with no squatters (it's all luck!).

[quote author=esharp post=32487229][/quote] Guy,you get luck gan o. Make this kain luck smile upon me o .

I still feel it's probably a mistake tho,coz even when it comes to Finalists,not all of them are given single bedded; some get lower bunks. And never in my life have I ever seen a fresher been allocated a Corner(bed 1 or 2)



Haydot95,I dey o. Shey you sef don request for bedspace?

esharp:
Fajuyi hall, Block 2 room 7 bed space 1 single bedded!

Ogbeni!,no come here come dy bobo us jare.

Bed 1 for a fresher? E no possible!.

haydot95:
leitner is the real Ghost

Guy,na school wey I dy jare - I no dy too get time like that.

Will be leaving school April 9 tho. Should be able to contribute more after then.

babysmart:
cc
leitner....cum nd c o

fashion design ko tailoring ni

Keep deceiving yourself!.

Breaking news today as at 6:00Pm (Direct from the senate) - we will actually be given 4 weeks holiday,minus lecture free week o.












No faint yet,na joke I dey o . The guy is actually right- some other depts have also released their time table and 31st is the firrst day of exam on them.
So I guess you won't be a tailor after all .

haydot95:
Leitner d prodigal son,hw far...yes o,I don see my name,when dem start to dy upload and I saw no admission yet,I was thinking dem village witches don follow me reach oau portal finally,u gotta see how I raced to jamb website to confirm again

LOL......congratz!.

royale442:
its not 2-3 weeks but 2-3 months.

3 months?! Haba! ,Omole sef no go wan call him grandpa bigboy nau.

fedundiran:
That was the jubilations in Fajuyi this morning that the exam has been postponed. For the T Table, some departments have released since. @saintrobs, I don't think the resumption date is affected, because if the exam later commence on 13th, they will be through by ending of April. Then registrations for new students follows...

Anything wey dem like make dem do jare. I sha know say one day we go resume. Some one is even telling me that- exams starting on April 3rd does not mean we will be given holiday as exams(for electives) will actually start a week before. Pesin just dey hear diff rumours.
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@Babysmart,try changing the year to 2014. Me sef think say omole wan cast me before ni,when I checked my name and I saw "Your name is not on OAU's admission pass list. But after changing the year from 2015 to 2014,I eventually saw my name. So maybe you should try that.
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Haydot95,you don see your name?

fedundiran:
IT HAS NOW BEEN CONFIRMED. their exam has now slated for 13th April.

Babysmart,are you seeing this? . You better go and start fashion designing coz after this break,there will be post election violence and we will be given another 7 weeks break .

But Mr fedundiran,I think exams will actually start on April 3rd coz someone just told me today that English dept just released their timetable and April 3rd is the first day of exams on their T-table. That means we will be given 2 weeks hols which is actually 1 week coz I don't think we will be given lecture free week again after the break.
#StillallSpeculation.

giftybabe50:
Am so scared,av not since my jamb result.I wrote mine on d 12th ooooo!!!!...its as if am gonna av high bp

Don't worry,you will soon since it; just have a little patience .

•Latest gist - Rumour circulating is that we might actually be given 2 or 3 weeks election break >: . NOT YET CONFIRMED THO - still just rumours.

•But one sure thing have learnt about oau is that-rumors 80% of the time,always turn out to be true. #fingersCROSSED.

Ariyke:
there are even rooms for as low as 55-65k Bver 4in a room

Happy Resumption in advance and wc to Oau the assembly of Local champion from across country

I've actually been welcomed once. I fit be ya mate sef
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And OAU is not "Local Champion" .

tosyne2much:
Thanks for the correction


Back to the topic, I promise to change henceforth

Guy,abeg don't change for any reason whatsoever.

True you may say some things that clearly does not go down well with some disgruntled people. But the fact remains - you always speak the crystal-clear truth in your threads,which is the most important thing. And if the TRUTH rubs some people the wrong way - then clearly, they are the ones with UNHEALTHY attitude to life and also the ones that need to change,NOT you.

A fan sir - keep exposing them! .

Rapsodee:
Maintenance hall.....
It is for female students dat cant stay in d normal skul hostels maybe coz of d toilets,privacy and so on,and they pay 110k per session and they are 2 per room.

For d normal skul hostels u pay #3,090 per session

It is not just 2 per rooms. There are hostels in maintenance that are 4 per room and even 1 per room.

And the price is also not fixed. It varies with how much pple are allowed to stay in the room you are renting and also the particular hostel you are planning to stay as their are various hostels inside Maintenance. So,the higher their quality,the higher the price

Not 100% sure,but I think the price ranges mainly from 80-120K.

haydot95:
y me?

Na you dey always scare all those small small kids nau.
The picture explains why western children dey everly like Santa and why all this small small children for naija dey always cry anytime dem see Father christmas .

@Chiamaka- you still don't know how to quote properly,lol. Just make sure you quoting properly is part of your new year resolution for year 2015. Shey you hear?

Hi guys!
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Passing by with my lamborghini GT23 ,and just thought I should make a shout out to my fellow n|ggers and n|gresses .
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Shout out to Johnwills,davidmascot,babysmart,uumm,chiamaka01,haydot95,understatement,XXX5,deji,davidmascot,people that o forgot their nam AND ALL OTHER ASPIRANTS. Merry Christmas to you guyz and a happy new year in advance!
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And to the main KOKO part: THE 11th COOMANDMENT - Thou shall not forget to send Leitner his chicken! .
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Once again,Merry Christmas,Guyz!!!!
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The 2nd picture- na me dey left,na haydot dey right.

Shey they don't read newspapers ni?

babysmart:
viewin dis topic, leitner
aw u doin?
Long tym o...see aw oau jst make u forget us...chai

I'm sorry- just seeing this o.

I'm good o and definitely did not forget you guyz( I still come here once in a while as a guest).
Don't worry sha,I should contribute more during the holidays (which is near! )

This thread is ____________.

Put in the new word for bullsh|t in that gap .