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Ha ....

Nairaland these days ehn ...

Celebrity pics here and there ...

Dr Sid nack her ...

She's now pregnant

SO

So we can know that he's potent right

We don't give a dam.n about celebrity lifestyle here in France cos we all are celebs

qeemus:
So true,I once bought fufu inside sony Ericsson phone for 5k.It was like magic when I got home.Also I've fallen victim to the oga n pe e crew.The normally parade themselves by the road side(3 odd loking guys)

Yea ... Exactly

VellyG:
Hahaha ..so true. But u no mention the Modem Plus girls .. They sell laptop modem at the same time give their phone numbers to interested customers to contact them for sex.

Suntemi:
Lekan, Na wetin I send u go do for Ikeja be that? When u turn Lekinz?

Stop now

MizMyColi:
I saw all of those the different times I went there.
Just after Slot,the one near that BB shop, there's a woman at the corner of the next street, close to UBA who sells the food items I listed.

Agege Bread Huh
That's the bane of the average Lagosian.

Omo ... U don tey for computer village Oooo .... See as u dey describe ... Abi u dey part of the list ??

born2fuckpussy:
Which kind Oga npe crew! U bi bolo, I will rather die in battle with the caller himself.

Bro ... Better pray not to be a victim ... I work there .. Ave seen a lot of sh.its they do !!!

quote author=eleojo23 post=28819141]9. The people like the OP who go to computer village to observe different types of people.[/quote]Lol ... I work there joor

Front page please ...Obiannu

I know you might have seen or come across these sets of people ...
They are the "Badest Guy Ever Liveth " In Ikeja

1. THE " YOU WAN BUY , YOU WAN SELL CREW " :

These sets of people are those that have all the products you want; name it , they have it all,
ranging from phones , charger , battery to ear piece .

You need food... ?? They also help with that, bread and akara , rice and beans.

Jack of all trades

2. THE FUFU SELLER CREW :

When I mention fufu , you might be thinking its your locally made fufu or chow...

But its different,you walk up to them that you need a phone.
You both agree on a price but at the end of the day,
You get an inbuilt fufu phone ...They pass apple self.

I tell you sey I dey hungry ??

3. THE PAPER MONEY CREW

These sets of people are the "Badoo" ...

They show you their phone , you test the phone and confirm the perfection of the phone.
After you might have paid , one badt guy will just walk up to you telling you and the seller that he has his own share in the phone money you just paid for ... "na em papa hand you buy am ... I wonder oooo".

Lo and behold, they( the seller and the badt guy) will start arguing and he will later tell you that he's not selling again and by this,
refund your MONEY.. but he has changed the money... Paper don dey act like currency


4. THE "PINK LIPS CREW"

These people have the darkest lips in Nigeria. You see them with their black lips like Therock5555 a*s. ( No Homo)
They will be the person telling you how good their cream is ..
Imagine Davido selling tom tom for clearing throat ... Why im no use am..lol

5. "THE FLAT TOMMY AND HIPS ENLARGEMENT CREW"

I was having a walk that day when I heard this dude telling a pregnant woman to flatten her belly.

Wetin she wan flatten, the unborn child You be Midwife?

6. THE "OGA NPE EEEH (BOSS DEY CALL YOU) CREW" :

These are made of 3 weird looking dudes , they walk up to you, call your attention and tell you their boss is calling you
Their boss self go kon dey form ??... " Ain't u the person am calling ....Oya dey slap urself ..

At the end of the day.. YOU settle them just to let sleeping dogs lie ...

7. THE "REPAIR YOUR PHONE AND LAPTOP CREW" :

These people do all phones and laptops , just like the "You wan buy you wan sell crew ". They ain't specialized in a field.

They repair, format, install O.S , buy , sell , upgrade , downgrade , fix laptops and phones .

They are the talented Unskillful niggas in Ikeja

8. THE" BROTHER I MISS ROAD CREW " :

Just like house of Ajebo joke , a man well dressed in suit, fitted tie , Italian shoe, will start telling you how he was going to a place , ran out of cash , he's a student of so so so.... school ... " Story for the gods " ... Na money im sha need ..
New technique of begging ... You go still see am the second day ... doing the same thing ..

" Na everyday u dey travel ??

You can also add yours.

Okay ave seen it ...

What happened

I should jump down from a plane

Nairaland mods with celebrity pic like bread

And butter

Seun wey get NL self .. Una no put em pix for

Front page

Hit "Like" if u think Nl mods need koboko

Elenu mefa

BTW who are they cos I school in LAGOS ..

Okay

Okay ave seen it but I don't use android

When will 3310 own be out

#Team3310

. What's wood

Who's he

A Nairaland's mod

Cos am from France ...

#Mycharitycomment

Some babes go be like ... I love him
But me ... I don't care
#MultiplePostOn1Topic

SO??

WHEN I WAS PROPOSING TO JENNIMMA AND ROKIATU

I WAS NOT ONLY KNEELING DOWN ...

I WAS PROSTRATING AND THE D.AMN SH.IT WASN'T ON FP

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ABOUT KNEELING DOWN ... MTCHEEEW

COS SEY EM BE WETIN

ONI'S SON

Spaced Booked ..

Make i read am,

So