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Omo futa na 20 hours reading oooooo

am not into this political crap but common. wen am in Lagos am always proud fashola did many wonders in Lagos which am very proud off... so just one project or one zone he didn't finish or do is notin fr me .....
#give us a good Governor

at least she is supporting her father gej or GMB no one fr me ........we will know d winner sooner or later

Peter Okoye talks about how his Bentley is
used as police car in Dubai

Lol. So true. The kind of cars they even use as taxis in
that country eh...

Wow my first time on front page it is not easy ...when life knock u down u choose either to get back up or not......

The most anticipated answer to who will be the ultimate
Champion has been provided for fans of the Gulder Ultimate
Search (GUS) reality TV show as Dennis Okike emerge the
winner of GUS season 10.
Dennis Okike has emerged the 10th Ultimate Champion. He
outsmarted Dr.Edmund Umeabuani and Ifunanya Onike in the
waters of Usaka River, Akwa-Ibom State where the final
battle among the warriors fervently seeking for the 10th
symbol took place. On the final day of the search, the
warriors got a message from the Council of Elders ordering
them to pack their bags and make their ways to where they
draw water. Chidi awaited them and gave them the next set of
instructions.
*GUS Winner
The final task was to search for the 10th Symbol. To do that,
each of them would make use of a clue which would take
them to two different locations to retrieve two pieces of the
map that would lead to where the 10th Symbol was buried.
Another clue at their first locations would direct them to the
next location.
It was a race against time and the last man to the next location
was evicted. Edmund and Ifunanya’s first clue led them to the
Place of the Talking Drum to retrieve the first map piece;
while Bobby and Dennis went to the Mud Field.
Subsequently, Bobby and Dennis headed to the Place of the
Talking Drum for their second piece while Edmund and
Ifunanya raced to the Mud
Field. Edmund returned first, followed by Ifunanya. Dennis
edged Bobby out of the quest when he beat him to the finish
line. Bobby was instantly evicted.
With their maps pieced together, the remaining warriors had
all they needed to proceed to find the Sceptre. On their maps
three spots were marked ‘X’ as possible places the 10th
Symbol was buried. Ifunanya was in the lead, having figured
out the direction first. However her first attempt at crossing
the river with the aid of a rope saw her falling into the water
while Edmund and Dennis moved on.
Edmund arrived first and headed straight to one of the spots
marked on the map and began his search. Dennis joined
shortly. Ifunanya had barely stepped in the river when Dennis
raised what turned out to be a false alarm. All he had was a
piece of debris laying under the river. The protracted search
had the warriors glancing at their maps intermittently as
Dennis kept digging up dirt after dirt from the river.
After many futile efforts Dennis eventually dug up the Sceptre
from under a slant palm tree in the river and thereby ended the
long search for the 10th symbol. He was instantly inducted
into the order of Heroes as the 10th Ultimate Man by Chidi
Mokeme, the Anchor-man.
For his feat, Dennis will win N10 million and a brand new
Mitsubishi Pajero 3.0L GLS AT( full Option) courtesy of
CFAO Motors Nigeria, the official automotive partners of
Gulder Ultimate Search 10. For emerging the last female
contestant standing, Ifunanya is already guaranteed N1 million
in addition to her prize money.

The reason is abel sacrifice has bloodshed shikena ..nt abel sacrifice is better back in d old testament when u offer sacrifice it must be bloodshed of animal

adefemi007: I got 205 but is it enough to study comp science in futa?

don't say dat oo 205 is nt high enough but if u score high in their postutme there's a chance fr u to enter

Now that jamb is gone most of us choose futa and u might want to know more about the putme nd other stuff feel free to ask any question.

See the World's Shortest Woman!!!
MUST SEE!!! Guinness World Records [Latest World
Record Breakers] 2013
Click on the link to see more Amazing picture --
> http://www.pakurumo.com/2013/04/must-see-
guinness-world-records-latest.htmll

See the World's Shortest Woman!!!
MUST SEE!!! Guinness World Records [Latest World
Record Breakers] 2013
Click on the link to see more Amazing picture --
> http://www.pakurumo.com/2013/04/must-see-
guinness-world-records-latest.htmll

Breaking News JUST IN: Deputy Governor of Ekiti is
dead!
SAD!!!
Report reaching us says Ekiti State Deputy
Governor, Chief (Mrs) Funmilayo Olayinka, is dead.
She died at the age of 52.
***RIP Funmilayo Olayinka***
Pls Show ur Respect!!!

Police no dey luk b4 they enta car o.
I was drivin down d street when a police
stopped my
car and imediately opened d door entered
and
jammed it. As usual he wanted to colect his
normal "roja"money
frm me..
Then sudenly he saw a big grown dog at d
back of d
seat wit tongue stuck out angrily lukin at d
police..
The followin conversatn was made. ENJOY...
Police: (Shakin) Ha! u cary dog?
Me: (I bone my face) Yes
Police: (Feelin uncomfortable) Na where una
com dey
com from?
Me: From hospital!
Police: (Feelin uneasy) Enhen! U sick? Me: No,
na d dog oo.
Police(Thinkin: I don die today) Why d dog
com dey
shake im head like dat? (lukin back)
Me: Oh Like dat? If d dog wan bite persn na
so e dey
shake head o.
Police: And d dog knw u o. Me: Yes na, no be
me get am?
Police: (Sweating) This ur door how dem dey
open
am self?
Me: Open it now, abi u no knw as u take
enter.
Police: Abeg! Na since I notice d dog I don
dey try
Open am. E no open....

israel007: No. 6 cracked me up sooooo bad!

how

SIX THINGS U MUST NOT DO BEFORE YOU
SLEEP.
1 - DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH. Watch
can emit a certain level of
radioactivity. Though small, but if you
wear your watch to bed for a
longtime, it might have adverse
effects on your health.
2 - DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA. Scientist in
America have discovered those who
wear bras for more dan 12hours have
a high risk of getting breast cancer. So
go to bed without it.
3 - DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE. Putting
the phone beside your bed or
anywhere near you is not
encouraged. Though some of us will
use phones as alarm clocks, but
please put the phone as far as
possible. Scientists have proved that
electrical items including mobile
phoneS and television sets emit
magnetic waves when used. These
waves can cause disruptions to our
nervous system. Therefore if you
need to put your mobile phone near
you, switch it off first.
4 - DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE - UP.
People who sleep with make-up
might have skin problems in the long
run. Sleeping with make-up will
cause the skin to have difficulty in
breathing and problem in perspiring.
You will also need a much longer
time to go into deep sleep. Lastly &
Most important
5- DONT SLEEP WITH PANT ON- To get
fresh and odourless vagina you are to
go to bed pant-less for free access of
fresh breeze
6 - DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S
WIVES OR HUSBANDS. Scientists are of
d opinion that one may never wake
up again; and if this happens??
DISGRACE AWAITS,as in, one will like to
b picked up dead, by loved ones from
such a place to tha Morgue!...
STAY BY THE RULES

The Dangers of Chewing Gum~
Originally, chewing gum was made from tree sap
but today’s commercial brands are loaded with
harmful ingredients and chemicals.
The modern day chewing gums are made of four
major ingredients including synthetic rubber,
plastic, sugar, and coloring (dye). Modern day
gums are produced from synthetic polymers such
as styrene-butadie ne rubbers and polyvinyl
acetate. The final product is composed of 60%
sugar, 20% corn syrup, and only 20% actual gum
material.
People do not typically swallow gum, so they pay
very little attention to the ingredients. The
assumption is that if it is not swallowed, then it is
not a concern.
However, the ingredients in gum travel into the
bloodstream faster and in higher concentrations
than food ingredients, because they absorb
straight through the walls of the mouth, and they
do not undergo the normal filtration process of
digestion.
Gum is typically the most toxic product in
supermarkets that is intended for consumption,
and it is likely to kill any pet that eats it.
Commercial gum products contain roughly the
same list of toxic ingredients, with differing
labeling, which is virtually always designed to be
deceptive.
Common Ingredients of Gum:
• Sorbitol
• Gum Base
• Maltitol
• Mannitol
• Xylitol
• Artificial and ‘Natural’ Flavoring
• Acacia
• Acesulfame Potassium
• Aspartame
• BHT
• Calcium Casein Peptone-calcium Phosphate
• Candelilla Wax
• Sodium Stearate
• Titanium Dioxide (so cancerous that external
skin contact is enough)
In essence, Chewing gum is regarded as a
harmless cultural tradition but chewing gum itself
contains many ingredients that may be
hazardous to our health.

Nollywood actor justice esiri also the father of a popular musician dr sid died this morning at luth. I do say something life is very short RIP ESIRI

Goaaaaaaaaallllllllll mmmmmmbbbbaaaa

We are protected by jesus ;DWe are protected by jesus

We will fly this night

Up eagles :DUp eagles

Nigeria will win the match that if they do nt underestimate mukina faso sorry bukina faso bt burkina faso re nw good anyway UP EAGLES

The most interesting female singer is set to realease the video of one of her songs itz ova which she featured synpe she said u should be expecting haters will hate this girl is going higher please my fellow naira lander what can u say about this TONTO DIKEH O BAD GAN

Akpors was sun bathing in the beach, a litle gal approach him he covered himself with a newspaper the girl ask hm waz under the newspaper akpors said itz a bird the girl said okay and left the scene son later he slept and when he woke up he foun himself in the hosipital d doctor ask wat hapen he said he didnt know dat all he knw was that he was in the beach and he slept off the doctor report d case to the police and they all went to the beach fr witnees whre they met d little girl and they ask wat happen the girl answered when WHEN HE WAS SLEEPIN I PLAYED WITH HIS BIRD AFTER A WHILE IT SPAT ON ME AND SMASHED ALL ITS EGGS

Ah nice one i got dat Ah nice one i got dat

The two re gud but i prefer teju imagine the first lady of lagos state to be a guest in his show beside tee-A is nt a comedian is an entertainer

greatgod2012: yes, i totally agree with u, dat Tee- A of a guy, hhhhhmmmmmm, i think, shoudnt be calling himself a comedian, i thought im d only one who thinks like this.

The two re gud but i prefer teju imagine the first lady of lagos state to be a guest in his show beside tee-A is nt a comedian is an entertainer

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garri nw pako food nw if I drink 2 cup of garri I go beleful bt if na indomie evn though na hungry man size[b][/b]