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Nigerians don wash hands comot for this show tey tey, the organizers should have known that only a tiny percentage of Nigerians are interested.
Worst thing is they are not showing it everyday like the other one, that's last nail to the coffin...

This bag-carrying generation don't give a rat's arse about a show taking place in the forest, they'd rather go for the one that permits someone to sleep with a married woman under the sheets... Tufieh!

I'm still wondering how some people ended up being pastors... For goodness sake!
You should be solely responsible for increasing your wealth and not bank on a woman
She could be a support system but not to be laden with the responsibility of increasing your wealth (if you ever were)

In an economy like nigeria's, you're not even talking about riches, you're mentioning wealth... Kontunu

sharpwriter:
Na because say you be good man. I can relate. And what's the perverseness about? Abeg don't deceive yourself and don't let anyone judge you for that.

You and girl dey play rough play so what did you expect with all the assets and camel toe, worst of all two of una dey only for the place.

Bros, for many guyz, that's the striking moment o. And truly sef, whether that girl saw your hard wood or not, I can place a bet that she wouldn't have objected if you planted a kiss and drew her into s*x position

It would have happened so fast before both of una eye come clear. Na dat one dem dey call "one thing led to another".

Dude.. You got me reeling with laughter


On a good day, I'm not a bad boy, I always measure my behavior. Babe could be clean minded, besides, I didn't want to betray the trust she had in me. People say I'm too calm, what can I say?
Doesn't change the fact that it the arrangement has been for lashing, there would have been no mercy. I just like keeping things neutral when they are intended to be neutral

Anything to secure the presidential seat... Tinubu would be weaker than Buhari, I hope we don't make that mistake of voting him in

Vx

Anytime I see this man, his deep voice is what comes to mind...
Happy anniversary to them. But why do I feel that most marriage are in shambles but they come out in public to pose and smile for the camera like it's all good

Don't know what to say... Kemi on the loose

Read all the comments here and mehn I must say I'm really entertained by the comments.. I don laf tire, Nairaland helps me fight depression, all I have to do is come here and read funny and nasty things and I forget I ever had a problem...


For me, it disgraced me once, the one I remember was when a girl in my neighborhood, a self acclaimed bestie of mine, came to visit one evening, and in her playful nature she started to beat me on some parts of my body until I decided to return the playful slaps too, which resulted in a pillow fight ( we were actually on my bed and God knows I had no canal intentions prior) she climbed on top of me in the spirit of the pillow fight and started to hit me with one of my pillows. I swear I wasn't thinking straight anymore at this point, she was literally sitting on my groin, to cap it all, she was putting on a leggings, the kind that accentuated their cameltoes. I almost died, I could feel tiny droplets of semen , I had to pretend to be concentrating on the fight but God knows I was long gone.. deeek was wood hard and worst thing was I was putting on a jersey short.. I wondered how come she didn't notice the bulge, or maybe she did but didn't want to embarrass me...

It's not about being a pervert, at least I never bargained for it but the rush of blood that caused the erection was heavenly

nijaomegacode:
Soon u will understand!

You skipped engaging me intelligently

Your submission is weak, apparently it marks the end of this conversation... No hard feelings

Have a nice day

nijaomegacode:
It pains me to see many lives destroyed.

Destroyed in what sense...? Why don't you leave everything for God to judge??

If you're an adult, chances are you've had sex with someone you're not married to, and than that person goes on to marry someone in future and you conclude that she's a curse, how about you who penetrated her, aren't you sharing in the curse as well?

Your submission has an undertone of misogyny in it. If you were making sense, I'd tell you, but now, you're not! Come off it!

nijaomegacode:
Women should understand the consequences of sleeping with men before marriage. They should know that non (GOD or devil ) will accept them because they have lost their glory: God don't accept sin and devil don't have use for someone who has lost her glory.
They are practically walking dead!

Why do I feel something is eating you up and you need help badly?
First of all, your comment is not related to the topic at hand
Secondly you're stressing on women who were penetrated before marriage as a curse, how about the men that penetrate them?

Come off this thing, you're not making much sense

That's my state capital but it's too cramped for my liking, not well planned and organized, a flyover wouldn't help with the face value however...

Make Yahaya Bello sha do komot

Mehn Wene Mighty that year, every December when we visited the village, I remember his songs were their anthem that year...

Happy birthday to him

The older you become the more you feel like shortening your age, because even you no understand where e dey run go

In Kogi, we don't know what is electricity... Poor performance indeed

Mehn... Southeast, the new Jos...
May God heal the land..

Let me handle your writing jobs
See my siggy below

Ayo081:
Lol

Swears

Playing politics at the expense of the improvement of the country..

Please refer to my sig.. Thank you

Omo e be like say una go reason the net o. Nna when malaria deal with me 2 weeks ago I no say this life no get part 2..


By the way, please hire me for your writings. See my signature

meobizy:
Women as usual will flood his inbox. It’s all to his benefit. I’ll release mine one of these days.

Please remember to send to me, it'd be a pleasure to view, especially with a Vaseline on the side

PentiumPro:
Go and develop your brain

After you ma'am

Osimehn would go places, I'd seen it from the start, he was hungry for this, now he's getting it... Congrats to him

PentiumPro:
I will tell you something

There is no “big man” in Nigeria today that Tinubu has not done a favour to. Ask knowledgeable people of Nigeria

The biggest single train refinery in the world that Nigeria is looking forward to help with oil import bill savings, Tinubu secured the land.

Anytime could have secured the land, it doesn't change the fact that he has sinister intentions, it's even written on his face... Lol

danilmo:
That is what ipob miscreants want u to know, forget their blackmail and u LL see Tinubu is the needed Politician as he cut across Governance, brilliancy, leadership.

Check out pre and post Tinubu era in Lagos, u LL understand why they call him father of modern lagos

I care not

laughitall:
cuz u are from the bush

Moomoo talk... Tufieh!

ausproxi:
10k for Non-graduates.... Nonsense sha

Swears

It's funny how Npower keep playing with the youths like puppets. It all boils down to this poverty thing, if not, who 30k epp for this inflation??

I always wonder what is so fascinating about this Tinubu man.. The only thing that comes to my mind any time his name is mentioned is bullion van and Lekki Toll Gate shootings

Seriously, the north keep believing they own Nigeria and every other region is sharing, yet the are poorest region in the country and they are probably going to remain that way if they keep DEMANDING for a bigger share of revenues rather than think of IGR and deals with foreign investments to boost their dead region... Buhari will still support them anyway, so what's da business??


By the way, please see my signature, thank you

That's commendable... Something about Peak Milk always reminds be of the days we picked used sachets of Peak to submit and win face caps... Damn, memories!

Timi's got the voice... He's the man for things like this

End time police officer

Negotiable?