Getdabag:
don't think like an illerate, In your folly to defend an 'f' avatar online you failed to comprehend simple English

oga reread my comment again but this time with sense

Your comments, both now and before, depict what you are. A void.

batb:

Men can also know when a woman is turned on. She may be shy and sluggish in your presence. She will be more friendly to you than any other person in the room. She will make physical contact with you!

Is that so? . But eeh, those things you listed could be linked to other things/situations. It's not that straightforward to decode.

ProphetJeroboam:
Mine was during church service, an all night to be specific. It was 2am and we were all seated. Guest preacher was preaching and I was enjoying his preaching but the devil didn’t like that. I was 19 and I had just recently gotten into pornography. All of a sudden my mind became filled with images of the last porn video I watched, an Asian girl with big t*ts getting rammed by an Asian man with a small p*nis, this is one of my go to section when I surf on Xvideos. I tried to fight but a voice told me, this man is probably going to preach for longer than this so why not enjoy this and take it a step further by imagining these young teenage choir girls naked ,that was when I knew I was finished. My d*ck became hard as rock! Then a familiar voice jolted me back to reality, it was the preacher. He pointed at me and said “you come” . Like how on God’s Earth!!! I froze! My d*ck was still hard as rock! He said to me again “Rise up” , at this point the whole congregation turned heads to my direction. I knew there was little I could do to salvage the situation but I had to think fast. I could feel my parents glance dancing all over me like “Stand up now” , All of this was happening in 1-2 minutes but my brain was processing the event at 5000 nanoseconds. If I acted like I was possessed, I risked ruining my reputation especially amongst the young choir girls I was trying to catch them young. Then all of a sudden a thought came “stomach ache” , I stood up slowly and bent down, everyone was looking at me, Preacher asked “Usher help me find out what’s wrong with my boy” , when the usher came , I whispered that I was having stomach pains and I couldn’t stand erect. Usher gave the message to preacher and preacher left the pulpit to where I was, laid his hands on my abdomen and prayed for me while trying to use his hand to straighten my posture but for where! I no gree! It was like I was on viagra that night. After praying, he anointed my head and asked me to sit and service continued. Mehn I was so relieved! I can still remember the scowl of disgust on my parents face but I no send oh. When we got home in the morning, my dad woke us up for morning devotion and I was the whole topic of morning devotion preachings. I was the disobedient child who embarrassed his parents! My mom didn’t spare me either. They both attacked me and scolded me so much I felt like I was going to give up on Asian girls with big t*ts porn getting rammed by men with tiny dicks. Your guess is as good as mine, this is 2021 and I still watch it.

Listen to Apostle Arome message in freedom from lust on YouTube, give your life to Jesus, pray with fasting and put away all items or friends that can lead you back to porn. JESUS CAN MAKE YOU FREE

I just entered this new church.. And one fine usher dey when dey observe me. One Sunday like this dem dey do thanks giving. She stand very close to me front, it was just some few cm..her bum bum for dey rub my dick.

The next thing dick don dey rise.. surprising thing be say.. that kind thing no dey my mind.

As a spirit sensitive person. I know say this kind thing no dey normal.

I reach house enter prayer.. bind and cast out every spirit of lust towards her.. because I can't be coming and lusting in church.

Omo since den she no reason my matter again.

Some of those ladies carry spirit of lust and immorality follow body.

Lemmy123:
Read all the comments here and mehn I must say I'm really entertained by the comments.. I don laf tire, Nairaland helps me fight depression, all I have to do is come here and read funny and nasty things and I forget I ever had a problem...


For me, it disgraced me once, the one I remember was when a girl in my neighborhood, a self acclaimed bestie of mine, came to visit one evening, and in her playful nature she started to beat me on some parts of my body until I decided to return the playful slaps too, which resulted in a pillow fight ( we were actually on my bed and God knows I had no canal intentions prior) she climbed on top of me in the spirit of the pillow fight and started to hit me with one of my pillows. I swear I wasn't thinking straight anymore at this point, she was literally sitting on my groin, to cap it all, she was putting on a leggings, the kind that accentuated their cameltoes. I almost died, I could feel tiny droplets of semen , I had to pretend to be concentrating on the fight but God knows I was long gone.. deeek was wood hard and worst thing was I was putting on a jersey short.. I wondered how come she didn't notice the bulge, or maybe she did but didn't want to embarrass me...

It's not about being a pervert, at least I never bargained for it but the rush of blood that caused the erection was heavenly

Na because say you be good man. I can relate. And what's the perverseness about? Abeg don't deceive yourself and don't let anyone judge you for that.

You and girl dey play rough play so what did you expect with all the assets and camel toe, worst of all two of una dey only for the place.

Bros, for many guyz, that's the striking moment o. And truly sef, whether that girl saw your hard wood or not, I can place a bet that she wouldn't have objected if you planted a kiss and drew her into s*x position

It would have happened so fast before both of una eye come clear. Na dat one dem dey call "one thing led to another".

Starships4u:


This feels exactly as my own experience....
My second time going to Ore from Ekiti...
Thank God I didn't get to collect her number...

I'd have been a dead meat.

What do you mean "dead meat"?

sharpwriter:

Na because say you be good man. I can relate. And what's the perverseness about? Abeg don't deceive yourself and don't let anyone judge you for that.

You and girl dey play rough play so what did you expect with all the assets and camel toe, worst of all two of una dey only for the place.

Bros, for many guyz, that's the striking moment o. And truly sef, whether that girl saw your hard wood or not, I can place a bet that she wouldn't have objected if you planted a kiss and drew her into s*x position

It would have happened so fast before both of una eye come clear. Na dat one dem dey call "one thing led to another".

Dude.. You got me reeling with laughter


On a good day, I'm not a bad boy, I always measure my behavior. Babe could be clean minded, besides, I didn't want to betray the trust she had in me. People say I'm too calm, what can I say?
Doesn't change the fact that it the arrangement has been for lashing, there would have been no mercy. I just like keeping things neutral when they are intended to be neutral

Lemmy123:


Dude.. You got me reeling with laughter


On a good day, I'm not a bad boy, I always measure my behavior. Babe could be clean minded, besides, I didn't want to betray the trust she had in me. People say I'm too calm, what can I say?
Doesn't change the fact that it the arrangement has been for lashing, there would have been no mercy. I just like keeping things neutral when they are intended to be neutral

I understand you bro. Same with me too.

ProphetJeroboam:
They probably collab like they did with Job in the Bible.

Hahaha... Dem do you spiritual experiment

godofuck231:
guy why? Why complicate issues , man when get 14 inches go wear briefs ? Who does that ? I hold 10 degrees and a half in cum
Bat and you want make I wear briefs , you don see holster for ak47? Take ya time enyia

Bros Abeg! Make Una take am easy. This @ bolded is the cause of sexual insecurity and complex for some men. Who dash you 14 inches? Do you know how long 14 inches is? Abeg, go find taperule, then come back kon adjust your settings

Kaysalas:

Bros Abeg! Make Una take am easy. This @ bolded is the cause of sexual insecurity and complex for some men. Who dash you 14 inches? Do you know how long 14 inches is? Abeg, go find taperule, then come back kon adjust your settings

you sabi read so, abeg meet the teacher for your community abeg

sharpwriter:

What do you mean "dead meat"?

If we could use a public transport as a Sexmobile,
What'd happen if it were a private space...

She was just a nymph with a body like a sex symbol who dines and lives for sex alone....

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