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Family / Re: Is Spanking A Child Good Or Bad? by Lemmy123(m): 10:30pm On Mar 23, 2023
woginid967:


Pls buy phone so expensive and let someone wash..... Come back here when you have done better.


E pain me o

Now you're cracking me up with the whole washing thing 😂

About me buying an iPhone and letting my sister's kid wash it, of course e go pain me but I won't touch the kid... I know myself


Oya, no vex... On behalf the kid, we're sorry 😊😁🙏
Romance / Re: Premarital Sex, The Cheapest Opportunity: A Case Study Of My Neighbor by Lemmy123(m): 4:01pm On Mar 23, 2023
Glistinin:
I am already pumped up, kitted up and will be on my way soon!!!
But there is a milder way out here; that is if your stubborn coconut head will allow you to agree.

I WILL ALLOW THE WHOLE THING TO PASS IF YOU WILL AGREE TO GIVE ME SOMETHING I DEMAND.
You game?

Someone mentioned your mother 3 times with contempt you dey here dey cap silly. Person wey you go follow up with premium attack of words... Because na woman, you kon melt... Shior! ☹️
Family / Re: Is Spanking A Child Good Or Bad? by Lemmy123(m): 2:57pm On Mar 23, 2023
woginid967:
My sister's 7 years old daughter washed my iphone 8 that Year and soaked my air Jordan in omo filled water....

I didnt spank, beat am like thief.

Nonsense

Awwwwww... This is not so nice.. Children, unlike adults don't have a sense of consequence, and they are not completely aware of the damages their actions may cause. We know iPhone is expensive and Jordans too, but the kid is priceless. And oh, perhaps you were too quick to anger you didn't see through her intention of wanting to keep your phone clean (literally).

Don't do that next time bro, I'm not proud of you

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Where Does One Go To Submit CV In Abuja by Lemmy123(m): 2:48pm On Mar 23, 2023
socialmediaman:


In a quadrillion dollar economy like this, na him pesin will wake up and say "I'm not doing anything", and someone tells him exactly what to do, exactly where the information to the solution of his problem is, but the person not doing anything is too busy to do what he was told to do. Isn't that the real definition of madness?

Goodluck!

Well, I think I understand you with the Think and Grow Rich book thing you're trying to make him see, and before you come at me, I've read that book over and over again in 2020 during the full swing of Corona. But here's the thing.

Dude has no experience, like practically no experience. What is he going to fill the "Experience" section of his CV with? Fine, the book holds some vital eye opener and all but that is not his focus. He'll end up being disappointed.

First, I don't think it's the best time to recommend a book is when someone is clearly in distress. Secondly, the book has lots of other things that may not be useful to him regarding his quest for a job and work experience.

You mentioned that at least he's not sleeping from morning till night, and that whatever activity he's been into before such completing a house project or helping someone boost their business bla bla bla he could mention that experience. But no, you're wrong.

Employers don't expect you to just fill up work experience with random things such as building your first toy car that uses a Tiger battery or how you devised a means of collecting train water into your home using an underground pipe. Naaahh.

They expect you to mention work experience RELEVANT to the position you are applying for. It could be a volunteer job, or internship, or graduate trainee, or freelance. Just anything that relates to that position, then they might just consider you. And yes, you'll have an upper hand against your fellow job seekers.

In conclusion, what I expected you to ask him first is what is his field of study? What job position is he interested in? Then you give a reasonable suggestion, and not shoving Think and Grow Rich down his oesophagus saying your people perish for lack of knowledge. No. If anyone perish for lack of knowledge, then it is you...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Where Does One Go To Submit CV In Abuja by Lemmy123(m): 12:35pm On Mar 23, 2023
Abuja of all places... Na so so ministry ministry full there.. You go waka tire bros. No cap

Try and private establishment though, you just might be lucky

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Career / Re: A Day In The Life Of A Tech Intern: What To Expect by Lemmy123(m): 7:21am On Mar 23, 2023
JoeRizzla:
one of the best,
Less stressful than white colar jobs

Hi. Did you take this course? And were you issued a certificate on completion? Were you charged in any way for the certificate?

I'm just asking to be sure..

I'd taken courses with the initials: "free bla bla bla" and in the end, they ask for my debit card details to have my certificate sent to my mail for $10
Sports / Re: Wilfred Ndidi Visits Nduka Ugbade At Golden Eaglets Camp In Abuja by Lemmy123(m): 9:10pm On Mar 20, 2023
That was thoughtful of him... By the way, what happened to him at Leicester City? I don't hear much of him these days
Politics / Re: Waje Cries Out As Thugs Beat & Chase Voters Away At Her Polling Unit In Lagos by Lemmy123(m): 8:46pm On Mar 18, 2023
lhordspy:
Lol. "Singer" Waje with her last hit in 2010.
13years ago

All these forgotten expired yeyebrities found a new way to chase clout and Sneak into limelight again by using Election issue to cookup lies.

I wish police can take up some of this matter very seriously, during investigation you will be shock to find out that most of them dont even have PVC. They will just dress up and be going from one polling unit to another looking for who is going to pinch or march their toe so they can run to social media for their 3hours of internet fame.

We have not had one single report of bully or voters suppression from our celebrities here in the north even though most of the elections here are tightly contested. But in the south, chochocho around, yet they will still produce less voters turnout than the north.

Southerners pay attentions to worthless things and people who dont even worth it. Reason why people go around looking for cheap internet content for fame.

How many celebrities do you people have up north altogether?? Are they up to 8? I only know Classiq and Ali Nuhu... The rest are dot in a circle
Food / Re: How Have You Been Coping With Buying Food Items With Scarcity Of Cash? by Lemmy123(m): 3:32pm On Mar 18, 2023
ahnie:

Excuse me madam?
Pls kindly mind the words you use on me.
For starters,I never talked to you nor mentioned you.
I don't ever remember ever chating with you on this forum,shove your hypocrisy down you ur chest.
I would not tolerate this from you again.

Thank you.

You are fvcking greedy! I should scream that to your ears but I doubt they work, I mean your ears of course.. whew!

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Career / Re: How To Negotiate Your Salary For A Promotion: Tips And Tricks by Lemmy123(m): 7:37am On Mar 18, 2023
Negotiation is good until you shortchange yourself
The employers are always out to profit from the bargain
Politics / Re: President Buhari Meets With Buratai (Photos) by Lemmy123(m): 7:37am On Mar 18, 2023
HeroicMeastro:

Go feed ya family first, they need it

Yen yen yen... Fvcckking lepar... Alatenuje

Get off my manhood, or yo fagg too?? Damn 😣😂
Politics / Re: President Buhari Meets With Buratai (Photos) by Lemmy123(m): 7:20pm On Mar 17, 2023
HeroicMeastro:

Those shoes are sufficient to feed you and your wretched family till eternity.

Says someone who begging to feed... Open your mouth again and I'll fill it with my piss

Omo ake
Politics / Re: President Buhari Meets With Buratai (Photos) by Lemmy123(m): 1:45pm On Mar 17, 2023
See their shoes... Aboki go always be aboki

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Politics / Re: Message From President-elect Asiwaju Bola Tinubu by Lemmy123(m): 10:33am On Mar 17, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Obi wasn’t initially serious with his presidential ambition, he was being misled by Igbos. He was just in for the popularity. Eventually he thought he could use religion to achieve his aim but Asiwaju being Asiwaju played a better game. Pat Utomi a very loyal Asiwaju boy was used to capture Obi to distract Atiku from winning, Obi eventually did the lord’s work. Asiwaju is indeed a champion in this game. I’m so happy for him

You're not ashamed of this bulaba you're spewing?? I'm ashamed of you, then...

Someone won an election by crooked means and you're not worried about the future??
Politics / Re: Shi’ites Clash With El-rufai’s Convoy, Four Dead by Lemmy123(m): 6:35am On Mar 17, 2023
tete7000:


How about elrufai and violence? Is it part of his DNA to shed human blood?

Both of them are despicable
Politics / Re: Shi’ites Clash With El-rufai’s Convoy, Four Dead by Lemmy123(m): 10:02pm On Mar 16, 2023
Why are these shi'ites always identified with violence...?? Is it part of the religion??

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Career / Re: Habits That Have Denied You Your Promotion At Work And Stalled Your Career by Lemmy123(m): 5:10pm On Mar 16, 2023
I work remotely... As a freelance writer, I don't understand what promotion you are talking about
Politics / Re: We Are Voting For Sanwo-Olu - Lagos Teacher Tells Students (Video) by Lemmy123(m): 3:21pm On Mar 16, 2023
Simpleshafee:
This is totally wrong. The Lagos state government should take disciplinary action against the head of that school.

Same government they're campaigning for?? 😂
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Just Lost My Job by Lemmy123(m): 12:53pm On Mar 15, 2023
Hard luck, man... Consider a remote job before you find another 9 to 5, to keep body and soul together
Phones / Re: TECNO, Honor And Others Voted Best Phones At The Mobile World Congress MWC2023 by Lemmy123(m): 8:26pm On Mar 14, 2023
IGoComotYaTeeth:
put respect on Tecno's name

They don't deserve it
Phones / Re: TECNO, Honor And Others Voted Best Phones At The Mobile World Congress MWC2023 by Lemmy123(m): 8:26pm On Mar 14, 2023
tafat:
what are you even saying? Have you seen their recent devices? TECNO are doing super good.

Still transsion phone... An in-depeth examination of that phone will reveal all the shi.t inside.. RAM... processor and all
Phones / Re: TECNO, Honor And Others Voted Best Phones At The Mobile World Congress MWC2023 by Lemmy123(m): 11:10am On Mar 14, 2023
How did Tecno even make the list, let alone being voted?? Fvcking transsion phone

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Celebrities / Re: Tems Slammed For Her "Rude" View-Blocking Dress At The Oscars (video) by Lemmy123(m): 1:12pm On Mar 13, 2023
My Lady
Celebrities / Re: Popular South African Musician Costa Titch Slumps, Dies On Stage (Video/Photos) by Lemmy123(m): 6:39am On Mar 12, 2023
tishbite42:

As you have released death it will locate you in Jesus name, Amen.

Stop this... Not good to pray for the death of other people...

He only asserted that death mostly visit people who are scared of it
Islam for Muslims / Re: Less Than 15 Days To Ramadan. Are You Preparing? by Lemmy123(m): 2:08pm On Mar 10, 2023
As I dey like this na sapa wan finish me.... But being a Muslim, you don't have any excuse not to fast, granted you have good health...

Good health dey, but sapa choke, make I no go add fasting kon begin go to the great beyond from there o

Pardon me, Omahs
Education / Re: Till Date I Still Don't Know The Usefulness Of This Thing by Lemmy123(m): 2:49pm On Mar 09, 2023
Felixamos:


Them good old days😊...

You gorrit 😁
Career / Re: Motivation: Skyewise Group Rewards Outstanding Performance With Promotions by Lemmy123(m): 1:29pm On Mar 09, 2023
I just realised I need a 9 to 5 job, remote jobs are making me lose touch with everyday human interaction. That's one downside to it. Can't mention the rest

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Education / Re: Till Date I Still Don't Know The Usefulness Of This Thing by Lemmy123(m): 1:26pm On Mar 09, 2023
This stencil was something I loved to play with back then... I was usually fascinated about how you can use it to spell names, that's all...

Whoever posted that class timetable did jog my memory. It reminds me of a girl I liked in school but couldn't let know

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: As An IT Support Staff, What Course Can One Study Online by Lemmy123(m): 1:29pm On Mar 07, 2023
I have no idea in this field
Education / Re: LASG Condemns Alleged Plans To Exhume Ex-Chrisland Student's Body by Lemmy123(m): 5:13pm On Mar 04, 2023
It'll be to traumatising for the family to witness this exhumation... Kudos to Lagos State Government

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Presidential Election Results 2023: INEC Official Announcement by Lemmy123(m): 2:53pm On Feb 26, 2023
lolu2019:
no more tears bro.use that handkerchief.i am not Tinubu.

Predictable. Slow. As always

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