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RomanceRe: I Am Finally Getting Tired! See Why by lemolise(m): 8:16pm On Apr 23, 2016
IRserveMyComent:
Yes the guy above me you ar right. @op try n get dis book, 'spirit controlled temperament'. It wil teach u how to turn ur temperamental weakness into strenght. Make a decision to cal her at least once a day and stick to it. Beleive me would appreciate u for it knowing it doesnt come naturally to you.
Wow! I read that book some years ago and it worked for me. You should pick it up sometime, op
RomanceRe: Your Greatest Love Songs Ever. by lemolise(m): 5:11pm On Apr 23, 2016
sarutobie:
you definitely know your love songs..
smiley
RomanceRe: Your Greatest Love Songs Ever. by lemolise(m): 1:25pm On Apr 23, 2016
Tell Me It's Real - K-Ci & Jojo

You're Makin' Me High - Toni Braxton

Missing You - Case

Love Letter - Luther Vandross

I Can't Stop Loving You - Ray Charles

A Whole New World - Peabo Bryson
RomanceRe: Should I Still Keep Faith In Marrying Her? by lemolise(m): 12:57pm On Apr 23, 2016
Earngee:
Bros,lemme tell u sumtin
Every woman has tendency of adding weight after child's birth.except rare cases,where d so called slim gals grows fat n vice -versa.
Nothing is nt achievable dear,my sister lost much weight before wedding cos her husby stood by her n now she has a boy(2yrs) now and still maintains her weight, cos her husby don't like fat gals
Above all, u love her she loves you. Help her shred d unwanted fat,and maintain her weight.
She was willing and didn't wanna lose her man. Maybe it would have been different if they weren't married. Op, what has she done that didn't work? A dude created a thread yesterday showing how much weight he lost in few months even though hin head still big cheesy tongue.
If you truly love her, hit the gym together. It'll be fun smiley
RomanceRe: Should I Still Keep Faith In Marrying Her? by lemolise(m): 12:26pm On Apr 23, 2016
IamLEGEND1:
dump her overinflated àss.

Don't let anyone convince you otherwise. the heart wants what the heart wants,do not compromise.

Do you copy,modafucka? I repeat: DO NOT COMPROMISE!
This got me LMFAO cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: To My Future Husband by lemolise(m): 1:54am On Apr 23, 2016
And you shall find just the kinda man you want smiley
RomanceRe: Which Music Are You Listening To At The Moment? by lemolise(m): 1:15am On Apr 23, 2016
pinceprinz:
Of course. Thanks to iTunes grin
cheesy Yes o! I remember when i was looking for Waterfalls by TLC. I ended up purchasing the album and a ringtone grin
RomanceRe: Which Music Are You Listening To At The Moment? by lemolise(m): 12:59am On Apr 23, 2016
pinceprinz:
Good taste!

I've that on my current playlist too . smiley
Thanks, sire. You should get the album too (The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill). My favourites are To Zion and Lost Ones smiley
RomanceRe: Which Music Are You Listening To At The Moment? by lemolise(m): 12:48am On Apr 23, 2016
Everything is everything - Lauryn Hill
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Felt As If A Song Or Quote Has Been Written Just For You? by lemolise(m): 7:02pm On Apr 22, 2016
Mariamoyiza:
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Million Years Ago - Adele
RomanceRe: What Defines A Real Gentleman And A True Lady.... We All Wanna Date Them by lemolise(m): 9:40am On Apr 22, 2016
Eddygourdo:
really? You love pepper. I can't stand it.

My stomach will run for a month
grin Everyone in my family does smiley
RomanceRe: What Defines A Real Gentleman And A True Lady.... We All Wanna Date Them by lemolise(m): 9:26am On Apr 22, 2016
Eddygourdo:
some people enjoy using me to practise their attack skills. Let them come. At least when they kill me they will rest.

Actually in a general perspective of our current experiences . It appears to be a fumble in the dark. But deep down we really have prefrences and definitions.

Loyalty is the greatest trait a woman can offer. If you find that and yet she cooks with a lot of pepper. I tell such man to shove his complain down that place sun don't shine and drink water. Cos he got a terrible cooking diamond
Haha. I stayed with my nana for years and the food was always great. She always cooked with habaneros, jalapenos and few grape tomatoes. Cooking with lotta pepper will cement her place. I can't stand this tomato sauce some of our ladies cook nowadays smiley
RomanceRe: What Defines A Real Gentleman And A True Lady.... We All Wanna Date Them by lemolise(m):
Eddygourdo:
To some people , I come off as a misogynist and to others as a gentleman. Attempts to educate via observation and feedback is often misconstrued as an attack by me.

Men tell lies , women are repressive, women can cheat for africa, men cheated their way to existence. If adam and eve existed today, they would have accused each other of cheating with the serpent. This has brought about offensive threads like a lot of mine, many others and most recently the one on front page , by the likely lesbians hate2u and naughtynaughty.

Anyway nobody is an island of knowlegde and as a gender group. We all are open to learning and improving to be better mates to our partners.

Men say they want real ladies as partners and denigrate every lady that falls short, women say they want gentlemen and denigrate men who fall short of the standard.

As our faces differ, so does our perception and definition of our very own lady and gentleman.

What defines your own perfect lady and ur own perfect gentleman.

I already have my perfect lady , though she fails sometimes, but she gives me the primary thing I desire in life. "She gives me peace of mind". we knows am the head and she is the neck. I say wat happens and she uses her womaness to change all I have said to suit her . I used to think my word was yes and amen , till I realised the fraud. She never fights, bellitles , challanges me to get her way just as the neck never has to turn the head violently to get its way.

Above everything my perfect lady and I both realise we are human and have decided before hand to forgive all transgressions that will occasion from our occasional deviation from perfection.

I forgave her last week for the excessive onion in my food and she forgave my bad sexual prowess I put up in the night as vengeance for not eating well.

Do share your own perculiar gentleman and lady traits that works for ur personality
Eddy, they'll soon come for you grin A friend once told me "It's all just a fumble in the dark while hoping not to bump into something & get badly hurt." Honesty and loyalty are the most important to me.
RomanceRe: Are The Team"I love Foreign Girls" Deluded Or Bloody Right by lemolise(m): 7:48am On Apr 22, 2016
[quote author=edetty post=44925533][/quote]Okay, sire! Godspeed smiley
RomanceRe: Sure Way To Make Your Sex Life The Bomb by lemolise(m): 10:50pm On Apr 21, 2016
benigneOne:
If I ain't got you is a great one

your playlist make too much sense abeg
My list dey follow your own smiley
RomanceRe: Are The Team"I love Foreign Girls" Deluded Or Bloody Right by lemolise(m): 7:51pm On Apr 21, 2016
edetty:
My brother,it beats me,I visited one corper friend last week and she made a funny statement saying why can't our doctors go abroad and get better training like their foreign counterparts, seems all dey know is to do simple diagnoses and treatment e.g malaria, typhoid etc,whereas she was with her remote tuning to every freaking soap opera on her t.v,I just hissed, gave her a degrading look,wen she asked why the look,I told her to comment less on wat she has no practical idea abt,and focus on her t.v,I just pity the kind of children these types are gonna push out into the society for the next 40yrs,while am trying to design a better dynamic interactive user interface for our ATM machines with touch screens in view like our smartphones screens and submit my idea to the manufacturers of those machines to better serve us well(a project far away from my field),,one regular average thinking girl who can't be imaginative and think out of the box wld expect me to come and date her or waste my time chatting with her,,,most times if I got nothing doing I just sleep off,,, am not a nerd neither boring.
grin Err? You know, that doesn't mean she doesn't wanna do something with her life or she's not doing anything. it's just how she sees it which isn't wrong. What i find wrong is when people don't strive to learn more. You should have schooled her based on your knowledge.
Psst! I must commend you on your project. I hope everything falls into the right place. Nuh forget me wen dem start to dey pay o cheesy Have a good evening smiley
RomanceRe: Are The Team"I love Foreign Girls" Deluded Or Bloody Right by lemolise(m): 6:44pm On Apr 21, 2016
Eddygourdo:
hahahahahahahah. Yeah bro my day was good jare. Hope urs was swell. The good man is alive and kicking. Don't mind my show of shame in times of weakness. Afterall we all human
Yeah, it was, thanks. Strength follows when we embrace such situation. Quite lucid you made the best outta it. Kudos smiley
RomanceRe: Are The Team"I love Foreign Girls" Deluded Or Bloody Right by lemolise(m): 6:26pm On Apr 21, 2016
Eddygourdo:
couldn't come up with a subtler word. So I said thaat contextually not literally
Understood. Hope you had a good day. Pfft! Who killed the good man? smiley
RomanceRe: Are The Team"I love Foreign Girls" Deluded Or Bloody Right by lemolise(m): 6:12pm On Apr 21, 2016
edetty:
Even though u are from my tribe,buh on several threads I notice u have an issue with COMPREHENSION, he wld not date,marry,woo,or sex any oda girl not from his tribe simply means him stating his preference and opinion without insulting anyone,so I don't know wat the name calling is all abt,u make his point of naija girls very valid at DAT instance, he even broke it down to the point of clarifying that not all naija girls are so buh d majority of them, wch is very true, so wat's ur annoyance abt or are u among the majority, he said and I quote,,"our girls are very beautiful with Street smartness, if majority of them can up their reasoning and conversational skills den,to hell with foreign girls and their campaigners",,to me 98% of our girls are not just ideal for 1st world discussions and topics or interactions, they are so low,imagine a girl asking me why I watch news abt United States and Russia so much more than ours,wen in the last 6months both counties have had several cases of near war ignition scenarios and God forbid that from happening, cos it wld spell the end of the world,, all she watches is zeeworld and telemundo...
A female friend once asked me what i derive in watching news channels. According to her, she only watches MTV, Zeeworld and AM grin
RomanceRe: Are The Team"I love Foreign Girls" Deluded Or Bloody Right by lemolise(m): 6:04pm On Apr 21, 2016
Eddygourdo:
I for one cannot be involved romantically with a lady who isn't my tribe, talkless of another nationality. But that being said if you compare our ladies in mental and behavioural charateristics to women from other non conservative climes. You would admit a typical nigerian lady is daft and mentally inept.

the beliefs , the abilty to reason or hold conversations, the overall mentality of most of our ladies are down right crappy . There is serious need for improvement. A test of this theory is to add up a foreign lady and a nigerian and chat. You would realise that most aren't able to have a conversation on even simple issues of gossip talkless of intelligent discourse.

This doesn't apply to all nigerian ladies as I have spoken to many whom I couldn't match their intellect and our friendship was a blast. But must be said that a vast majority are mentally repressed.

In my own opinion , nigerian ladies are the most beautiful in the world especially my tribe. But asides the looks and their percieved street smartness when it comes to defrauding men emotionally and financially. They aren't up to scratch.

The way they were brought up could be a factor , where most nigerian ladies are quick to assume u wanna date her or ask her out once u start a conversation, thus in trying to be defensive she represses her reasoning in order not to appear intrested in you.

I think the above might be true because these same girls can discuss for affrica in their hostels or in familiar suroundings. Anyway arguements and intelligent discourse which shouldn't necessarily be based on emotional issues do help mental development.

I like the intellect of foreign girls, I love their reasoning. I love our nigerian ladies for their looks and street smart . But if the could get alittle bit more smarter and mentally capable. Foriegn girls could and would have nothing on you.

Please to hold an open mind to sexual orientation or feminism which many do isn't the intellect we talking about cos those ones are deluded on foreign propaganda and identity crisis
You've got a point but the bolded ain't necessary. It created room for the bashing and the unnecessary arguments smiley
RomanceRe: Sure Way To Make Your Sex Life The Bomb by lemolise(m): 5:16pm On Apr 21, 2016
Africanman123:
I prefer your playlist to OPs . Have you heard that Sade Adu's daughter wanna trans to a man? To be a man is not a day job ooo... Tell her
smiley Yeah, i read it some days ago. To each his own smiley
RomanceRe: Sure Way To Make Your Sex Life The Bomb by lemolise(m): 4:33pm On Apr 21, 2016
benigneOne:
So recently, as I was surfing the internet, I read that music makes love making more exciting and satisfying for both parties.

Omo, my brothers and sisters, na so I say make i try am oh..

When me and my significant other were about to start the nasty, NEPA con Bleep up, thankfully my TECNO BOOM J8 Was to the rescue, I just
played my already created playlist and we got to it (see songs in my playlist below).

The way the thing take sweet, i no even understand. The music made it really intense and passionate + that phone is wonderful, thye speakers felt like an actual home theatre.

Right now, I can't stop smiling at the memories from last night, I decided to share this to help someone add spice to their love life.\

MY PLAYLIST

"Pony," Ginuwine

"Ignition Remix," R. Kelly

"Thinking About You," Frank Ocean

"Sex on Fire," Kings of Leon

"Sure Thing," Miguel

"Earned It," The Weeknd

"Good Kisser," Usher

"Let's Stay Together," Al Green

"Rocket," Beyoncé

"Love Me Like You Do," Ellie Goulding

"Let's Get It On," Marvin Gaye

"Love and Happiness," Al Green

"Meet Me in the Middle," Jessie Ware

"Lost Without U," Robin Thicke

"Where You Belong," The Weeknd

"I'm on Fire," AWOLNATION

"No Diggity," Chet Faker
"The Moneymaker," Rilo Kiley

"Gooey," Glass Animals

"Take Me to Church," Hozier

"Nirvana," Sam Smith

"Best I Ever Had," Drake

"Rehab," Rihanna

"Unchained Melody," The Righteous Brothers

"Prayer in C," Lilly Wood and the Prick

"Fever," Peggy Lee

"Adorn," Miguel

"Little Bit," Lykke Li

"Wait," M83

"Fade Into You," Mazzy Star

Feel free to add songs, for those already in the game. wink wink
The bolded is a great song. Always does the magic wink

Few outta mine smiley

Body & Soul - Anita Baker

A Thousand Years - Christina Perri

Lay Down Beside Me - Don Williams

Devoted To You - Everly Brothers

Oh My Love - John Lennon

Moondance - Jonathan Rhys Meyer (August Rush Soundtrack)

Can't Help Falling In Love With You - Kenny Roger's Cover

Summertime - Michael Bolton

My Valentine - Paul O.G McCartney

If You Go Away - Rod Mckuen

When You Kiss Me - Shania Twain

If I Ain't Got you - Alicia Keys

No Ordinary Love - Sade Adu

Kiss From A Rose - Seal

Surfer Girl - The Beach Boys

Remedy - Adele

Enjoy smiley
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by lemolise(m): 3:13pm On Apr 21, 2016
daretodiffer:
grin grin grin

Tell them to ignore that Gwagalada or whatever-she calls herself grin

She wants to get us banned.
Let her keep screaming. No time for cowards o jare wink
We are going to win! grin grin
LMFAO
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by lemolise(m): 3:11pm On Apr 21, 2016
Monalisa185:
abeg make Una try dey tire ogrin
I bin dey think say you sef go dey among the contestants ni cheesy
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by lemolise(m): 2:57pm On Apr 21, 2016
Monalisa185:
nawa oooo, these new new monikers coming out from nowhere... Una no dey tire?
We nuh dey taya. Wetin be ur own? tongue cool
RomanceRe: Why Does My Neighbor Try To Please Me? by lemolise(m): 12:07am On Apr 20, 2016
nikkypearl:
mamagee.. 'eyan mayweather' grin
cheesy cheesy This got me laughing so hard grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Am Definitely Handsome In My Own Way....rate Thiis Picture by lemolise(m): 1:28am On Apr 19, 2016
Your legs like hose cheesy You try sha smiley
CelebritiesRe: Man Uses Basketmouth As Birthday Surprise For His Wife In Japan by lemolise(m): 10:57am On Apr 15, 2016
MetaHuman:
Damnnn I would really love to visit Japan.

Someone please fly me there. I speak little Japanese grin
Yeah? Like Toyota or Godzilla cheesy tongue
RomanceRe: Engaged Lady Lost Her Iphone6 And Money To A Yahoo Boy Who Promised Her N800K by lemolise(m): 3:18am On Apr 04, 2016
IdJack:
I dont think the woman will do that...cos she is trying to hide it from her engaged husband.
Seemingly smiley
RomanceRe: Engaged Lady Lost Her Iphone6 And Money To A Yahoo Boy Who Promised Her N800K by lemolise(m): 5:19pm On Apr 03, 2016
If the iPhone is linked to an iCloud account and find my phone is enabled, he's gonna be busted. Phone's location and pictures get uploaded on the drive automatically cheesy
PhonesRe: Why Do People Still Spend Alot Of Money On so called High End Phones by lemolise(m): 3:09pm On Apr 03, 2016
CallmeKola:
On August 31, 2014, a collection of almost 500 private pictures of various celebrities, mostly women, and with many containing nudity, were posted on the image board4chan, and later disseminated by other users on websites and social networks such as Imgur and Reddit. The images were believed to have been obtained via a breach of apple's cloud services suite iCloud, but it later turned out that the hackers could take advantage of a security issue in the iCloudAPI which allowed them to make unlimited attempts at guessing victims' passwords.
-Wikipedia
iCloud is just a drive. The loop in the interface allowed them access to the pictures. Now that was a flaw but it doesn't make what Osgilliat said about iPhone being the most secured phone false. Android has lotta issues too. Malwares, adwares, hacks et al. Though no phone is 100% safe but you've gotta give it to apple. It truly doesn't hang. I have been an iSheep cheesy cool for nine years and i can boldly tell you i've never experienced it. Only the applications do and it shuts them down automatically.
PhonesRe: Why Do People Still Spend Alot Of Money On so called High End Phones by lemolise(m): 1:37pm On Apr 03, 2016
CallmeKola:
Baba, don't overyhpe any apple product here. And what are you saying about it not hanging or freezing? Please carry out informed researches before spewing such ignorant statements. Also, what kind of applications have more quality than android devices? Lastly, I guess those celebrities whose iClouds got hacked were using Bontel now.
Back to the topic, I can't believe some of the comments I'm seeing. A lot of people are very ignorant. Just sad.
You made it sound as if they hacked their iCloud accounts individually.

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