₦airaland Forum

SeaTrade:
You dey mind am?
Na just to get this age range from good homes.
Lots of 30+ women with great personalities and have their own keep,
The problem is that their body is getting tired.
If I could marry 30+,I'd have 2 kids by now sef in the marriage.
I think 22-25 is ideal.

What makes the body tired??

Tolu2024:
Happy I married a good wife though she have her own fault but nothing compared to the ones on the street.

I don’t trust home delivery girls I knack 3 I met in uyo . The funniest 😂 is the one that sell bed sheets I told her i have 4 different types bedsheets, she insists I will buy from her I told her if she will test it and she agreed.

and your gender says F??

ufotty2001:
Please, do not Marry a religious woman.. just look for a decent girl and marry but not too religious.

why did you say this?

mjuvey3:
My dear brother,I'm in your shoes

I'm 37,single with no kids but I keep meeting money hungry women....Even the decent ones who comes from good homes and have high paying jobs are money hungry and entitled.

There are still few good women out there but the problem is,they don't go out much and they don't reply DMs on Social media....You can only get them through connections or if you're lucky to meet them on the road or at a particular spot like eateries,malls, church,salon,markets etc

It is well

you are very correct. I met my beautiful angel thru connection where she came to meet with my oga's wife. Those good ones hardly show faces at hotspots. This is why you need to call on the Father to assist and direct you.

Love800:
Social life in school is full of overwhelming pressures!

I took a very strong heart to hold myself from rolling with trends and society flex.

I use the drama unit in my school to entertain myself. That was one of the few places i always go to. And of course, watch movies from my landlord's laptop. I play football occasionally too. Apart from these, you can't find me anywhere else again!

can you confidently say you passed thru the four walls of a university?

Children full this nairaland.

How can you make a false report about your health condition in a country like UK??

Do some of you think before typing?

Are they truly having a face off?

Peter532:
woman when dey give me head morning till night, we french kiss morning And night while I make her squirt... never tell me say I dey smell...I go need ask her first.?

many of you are so dumb

morning till Nite?? no job?

Exgee:
Hi everyone!

Doctors, Pharmacists and other Medical experts in the House, please help me out. I can't seem to understand how my body system is reacting to lack of sex anymore.

I've abstained from sex for exactly four years now. I decided against going into any relationship with any lady since my last encounter with my ex. And I don't patronize hook-up girls because I can't imagine having sex with someone I don't have any atom of feelings for. I Also do not believe in sleeping with random girls, reason I stayed away from sex until I'm ready for marriage. Another major reason is that I don't use condoms during sex, so I've got to be careful with whoever I'm getting down with.

Some nights, I would have wet dreams, get up to the bathroom to wash myself. I don't masturbate. Last night I had a wet dream again as i slept and laid on my stomach(Sleeping posture), in the middle of the night, I noticed my d**k was rubbing the mattress thoroughly and I noticed something discomforting, when I noticed what was about to occur, I tried to quickly jump off the bed, but unfortunately, while in the process of jumping off, I ejaculated profusely & uncontrollably. My semen was very thick as I checked my boxers. I got up and went straight to bath before going back to bed. I was so angry about it.

Today, I'm now feeling pains in my scrotum and it's a bit swollen too. After I finished bathing this afternoon and was trying to dry my body, I noticed semen coming out but looking like pre-cum.
I need some advice on what to do, and how to go about this please.

The bible says we shouldn't indulge in Premarital sex cos it's a sin. You guys preach against Masturbation cos some see it as a devilish act. While others say it can cause erectile dysfunctional issues. So I don't know what to do. I'm just between the rock and the hard ground now.

Is there any Drugs I can take to inhibit the activities of these stubborn semen?
Again, how do Reverend fathers cope without sex throughout their Lives?
I need answers.

This is all normal bro. Raise your hands to heaven and thank God that you are healthy and fertile. Pray to God for a wife when you are ready financially and mentally, He will grant you one.

Axis313:
If I pick twenty pieces to cook at home,the manager no go miss anything.
Na where we day work,na there we dey chop.

remove the monkey's hand from your pot of soup before it turns into a human hand

This is what we are talking about. Replicating what drives us out in droves here in Nigeria. If Tinubu get common sense, he should just quickly build a world class renal facility at Umuahia fast. Thank God for this news and for the surgery team. May God continue to be with you and sustain this huge achievement.

LeeSmart:
At 24 i got married two yrs after graduating from the university and to be honest with you there was never a moment of regret, you know why? Becos family is supportive and before graduating I've got a business which is raking in decent numbers💰 for me.
If that young man is well set up, he won't regret nothing at all sister.

do these people look 20 sef?

MoneyMan5:
They may be 30 plus or of any age even most 30 plus men won't settle for 30 plus lady unless the lady can offer a lot of things that will benefit his life and career or men that don't have so much options.

Men can have sexual relationship with 30 plus ladies but when it comes to marriage they will think twice about it.

bro forget. Look out for peace of mind and fertility. What if the 20 plus lady show you shege? You might be right but to an extent. A 39 year old can still give you a healthy baby.

Obakoolex:
I don't know why people fear divorce this much

The truth is that if you are very valuable no one leaves you.... This goes to both husband and wife.

cheating is a no no for some people including me. No matter how much valuable you present yourself to be, I can't share wife with any other person. It will end the day I find out. I also make efforts not to do same to her. She loves me so much but resents cheating even much more.

Firebox123:
proof of evidence

tautology. It's either proof or evidence.

Why must a man kill to make money? I am still baffled when I try to reason it. At the end you intimidate gullible people with this money again. Nna eeh, money too much in this world to kill before getting it. Na olodo dey do blood money last last.

ravensckar:
Somebody should tell him to try living in Lekki for just 1 month.

Over here, we go everywhere with our calculator.

Cost of living choke!

dem force you?

Gays on rampage again.

What do a man find appealing in the anus of his fellow man if it is not demons playing 2sure with his destiny??

hustler2828:
Do you know the guy in the picture below? That guy earns over $500k weekly.

do you know his lifestyle? Do you know whether he owns a football academy? Do you know if he is into gambling? What do you really know about him apart from his career as a footballer?

DAramis:
Yeah.

But what if you go multiple rounds without releasing?

that's a marathon then and not a round. A round is is completed with an orgasm.

AngelicDamsel:
Many men think sex is fun, until they meet sexaholic

At last, olomi lo mare. When she sucks your life force, you'll know that "power pass power"

I go lie for you? Releasing sperm weakens a man even. After holding in my sperm for more than 6 months, I confirmed this.

NwaAmaikpe:



A whitelady that married a blackman against the will of her people, gave him a stay in the country, spoils him silly with gifts and worships the ground he steps on will readily smash his phone out of sexual frustration.
Sex is not a want, it is a need.
That is why it is called S.EX, meaning So Esssential.

The Bible says in Songs of Solomon 8;4, "do not awaken love till it is it's time" because the Bible knows that once you have tasted sex or orgasm, it becomes a need for your body that must be sustained.

You cannot fool nature.
Pastors tell us to be celibate but the Lord in his infinite wisdom sends his angels to give us wetdreams so that we can ejaculate and maintain our sanity.
Yet the same pastor will tell us we have spirit wives and spirit husbands rather than tell us to respond better while making love in our dreams.

Biology may call this wetdreams, but reality proves it is simply water finding its level.

People do very irrational things just for sex and it is called sex-deprivation-induced-temporary-insanity.
A married man will lie that his wife is dead so he can furk a stranger, normal people will shag imbeciles and madwomen, even classy ladies will molest school children due to the chemical imbalance that exists when there has been insufficient or no sexual release.

That's why our eyes clear when we cum, but it does not actually clear, we regain our sanity.
Absalom didn't know it was incest till he ejaculated; suddenly he couldn't stand the same lady he was once obsessed about.

The court will acquit a man who shot his wife dead after walking in on her cheating, likewise it will acquit a woman who strangled her lover to death while straddling him in the course of lovemaking; because both could be attributed to temporary insanity in the throes of passion.

Just like I'd blame women who sex-starve their husbands and then they end up doing outrageous things like shagging a donkey or masturbating in public buses, I'd also blame this man for withholding his preek.

Sex is not overrated, it is actually underrated.

After oxygen and food, the next basic need of an adult is good sex.
Never underestimate the power of a good preek, 82% of all bitter women are preek deprived, while 70% of all core women-haters are involuntary celibates.

If you have a man, open your legs for him more than you open your Bible. Because the former will save that relationship while the later will also confirm to you that while respect is the block of a union, sex is it's mortar.

you are actually a very brilliant person.

richmond500:
I had a girl like this.
She is so active on bed, Even when I am tired, she wants to opueh, she had once told me to fvck her even on her period, Omo I no gree.
Sometimes my dîck won't erect cost it's tired but she will still climb me and put the tired dïck in her mouth and suck it to erection.

Weekend sekx is the worst when I didn't go for work, sometime we fvck all through the day. We will fvck all through Saturday and Sunday before she goes back, but she will call me again on tuesday night that opueh deh hungry her and she is coming to my place.

You may think u have healthy libido until u jam a nympho

as a man always releasing sperm like this is very dangerous as you are less than a man already strength wise.

Maliqcious:
People saying nonsense anyways that where I reside Festac is still sharp just bad roads some blocks of flats need to be repainted. Bad roads

2nd avenue, 5th avenue and some roads are a complete horror, then the block of flats are also a horror to behold.

You can be hot, classy, confident, resourceful and marriageable. Ask Omotola Jalade.

Tjra:
Omah Lay the sad deep music man.

Thank God he survived ooo

Time to release another sad song.

water no get enemy till you fall for oshimiri

Hisroyalbadmeat:
The guy was murdered, check his the side of his body and head,looks like burns from a hot object,I smell a rat,

no, that's a stage of decomposition where fluid gathers in a part of the body.

Edoreborn:
All is vanity,,to think of say i just bought my nivea creams,d blue one and cocoa butter last 9t,,and 5 diff deodorants to always smell nice.. See human being just dey rotten for house..This life is vanity truly..

preacher Man cried it out: vanity upon vanity, all is vanity. Preacher Man was extremely wealthy oo. Preacher man's father cried: What is man O lord that thou art mindful of him? Preacher man's father was wealthy too. Selah!

CoronaVirusPro:
Education is not a scam!

Educate yourself a stop asking me where and where I have been.

The properties of Nigerian and foreign coke remain same and any difference is negligible.

Any coke can be used to wash toilet. Research why! It’s not ONLY Nigerian coke.

If you cannot find, come back here and I will educate you why it’s used as a cleaning agent.

oga I can't blame you because a man who has no experience of light can be comfortable in darkness, carry on.

StormpyBee:
Bro,

You broke the unwritten code of brotherhood; once a woman parks out of your house, never let her in again.

Move on, bro.

mine partially moved the first time and spent 21 days outside, I brought her back and she left a second time despite my strict warning. She probably thought I will simp again, it is almost two years now and I'm getting married to a better lady soonest.

Hopss:
Read about a case some few years back, a man bought coca-cola in quantities and shipped abroad, thinking of the profit he's going to make, when the consignment got to the designated country, it was shipped back to Nigeria , declaring it unfit for human consumption. so the man sued coca-cola bottling company. The following conversation took place
Prosecutor:Why did you produce a substandard product for me to export, there by making me to lose my resources.
Defendant:we never knew you wanted to export it, the drinks we produce in Nigeria is made for Nigerian market and not for export.
So you see, the coca-cola might look same but not the same quality. Mind you this really happened in Nigeria, it's no fiction .

only an ignorant person will doubt you. I confirmed this firsthand when I traveled to South Africa.

SeeWahala:
The coke we drink here is the type they use to wash engine and toilet in obodo oyibo

I confirmed this statement when I was in Durban SA. The coke was entirely different, very smooth and soothing. Back here in Nigeria, I felt I was drinking crude oil.