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Autos / Re: Neatly Used 2002 Highlander limited For Sale In Lagos by lendahand(m): 10:16pm On Mar 12
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Autos / Re: Tokunbo 2017 Gle350 For Sale In Lagos Sold!!! by lendahand(m): 10:16pm On Mar 12
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Autos / Re: Tokunbo 2020 Fortuner With Low Mileage sold!!! by lendahand(m): 10:15pm On Mar 12
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Health / Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by lendahand(m): 10:00pm On Mar 12
ScarletBrace:



Guy, you picked a dirty woman home, period. I’ve met ladies who use tissue paper yet they’re very neat.
In fact a lady who washes with water, with about the same carelessness with the one who uses tissue paper, stands a greater chance of spreading bacteria via cooking due to poo particles that their finger nails pick up during wash.
If I find out say you dey wash yansh as a woman, you and long nails, wether artificial or natural, I go separate una.
There is a way a woman should wipe. This is what awesome mothers teach their daughters from tender ages.
Tissue over water, anytime of the day.
The thicker a woman, the more efforts she needs to maintain personal hygiene.
It’s not about tissue paper. It’s about the pig you picked home for consumption.
tissue paper can never be enough
Health / Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by lendahand(m): 5:52pm On Mar 12
nedekid:
Omo, if I use the loo, I use tissue and then I bath from head to toe. If I have running stomach and go 10 times I must bath 10 times and change my boxers each time.
How folks poo without proper cleaning up amazes me. You give someone a ride and next thing is the horrible smell that hits you inside ac.
I once went out with a paddy many years ago for a party. After we got high and walking towards the car, my guy say him wan poo. How? No toilet around and late at night. He just walked away, cut some leaves, when to the nearest gutter, put one leg on each side and pulled down his pants and offloaded those demons. I was in shock! He then used the leaves to wipe his arse, wore his trousers and walked back as if nothing just happened! Niggar still entered party and carried a lady. How??! Kai, some people dirty shaaa!!
washing your body frequently in a day offsets the good bacteria flora, ask a doctor. Not good for your skin. You get plenty boxers Shaa. Just poo, wipe mildly with tissue paper and then rinse with water.
Health / Re: I Visited The Morgue Unprepared by lendahand(m): 5:11pm On Mar 12
Chasito:
Nothing dey this life o, "Na him somebody go just open mouth tell another person,"do you know who I am?" cheesy
grin e get one man like that once you tell him that he will fire back at you with "dust and ashes, that's who you are" you sef go weak.

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Health / Re: I Visited The Morgue Unprepared by lendahand(m): 5:09pm On Mar 12
Rexymania:
Walai this topic is the most solemn topic on Nairaland
moment of sober reflection sha. Jesus will heal our hearts though.

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Health / Re: I Visited The Morgue Unprepared by lendahand(m): 5:06pm On Mar 12
nifemi25:
Early 2023 a cousin of mine was electrocuted by a sars officer at Ibadan. He was accused of been a yahoo boy... He was later dumped at one general hospital at Ibadan, where we later went to retrieve his dead body for proper burial. When we got to the mogue, lots of human dead body were litered around. About 400 corpes and they have all dried .. no matter how your heart is strong once you entered the mogue. You will surely have second thoughts for life
Sars still dey exist?
Health / Re: Nigerian Man Commits Suicide After Losing Money He Invested In Crypto by lendahand(m): 4:54pm On Mar 12
bestman09:
Your news is not complete. He may have invested in ponzi or gambled with the money. Crypto is very broad and is not a business for everyone. BTW, we are in bull run now and if it is crypto he invested in, he should be in profits now, not loss!
who said so??
Health / Re: Nigerian Man Commits Suicide After Losing Money He Invested In Crypto by lendahand(m): 4:52pm On Mar 12
Samuelojonla123:

I can also relate bro.....it's not for the faint hearted seriously.
The way your portfolio go dip in few minutes e go be like say make person run mad
I have lost what a normal person shouldn't lose, at a point my BP rose sef, I'm still trying to adjust my lifestyle inorder to crash it.
Education / Re: “you Changed My Life”: Oyinbo Man Gives Nigerian Student N159 Million, New Car by lendahand(m): 1:58pm On Mar 11
Power of giving
Autos / Re: Neatly Used 2002 Highlander limited For Sale In Lagos by lendahand(m): 7:45pm On Mar 10
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Autos / Re: Tokunbo 2020 Fortuner With Low Mileage sold!!! by lendahand(m): 7:44pm On Mar 10
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Autos / Re: Tokunbo 2017 Gle350 For Sale In Lagos Sold!!! by lendahand(m): 7:44pm On Mar 10
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Business / Re: Folorunsho Alakija And Her Husband, Modupe Separate After 30 Years Of Marriage by lendahand(m): 7:39pm On Mar 10
mariahAngel:


I believe they'll eventually come back together, because they're already so used to each other.

All they just need is some time to cool off.
it doesn't work that way oo
Autos / Re: Tokunbo 2017 Gle350 For Sale In Lagos Sold!!! by lendahand(m): 11:16am On Mar 10
Let's deal
Autos / Re: Tokunbo 2020 Fortuner With Low Mileage sold!!! by lendahand(m): 11:15am On Mar 10
Let's deal
Autos / Re: Neatly Used 2002 Highlander limited For Sale In Lagos by lendahand(m): 11:15am On Mar 10
Let's deal
Autos / Re: Tokunbo 2017 Gle350 For Sale In Lagos Sold!!! by lendahand(m): 6:13am On Mar 10
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Autos / Tokunbo 2017 Gle350 For Sale In Lagos Sold!!! by lendahand(m): 6:12am On Mar 10
Two units are on ground

Silver colour has panoramic roof

White is just sunroof

Both have cream interior.

Very sweet rides

Price: 33m

Contact: 09036961874

Crime / Re: Abia Court Sentences Two Former Bakassi Operatives To Death By Hanging by lendahand(m): 6:07am On Mar 10
PointZerom:
grin

They killed my friend in a cruel manner.

They cought him at Ngwa high school, butchered him like suya and packed his remain in wheelbarrow.
Only God saved me that day as I managed to escape with our snoop doggy bag filled with dangerous weapons.

GOD BLESS WILCOX MEMORIAL SCHOOL.
GOD BLESS ABA.
did God save you to continue making trouble??
Autos / Re: Tokunbo 2020 Fortuner With Low Mileage sold!!! by lendahand(m): 6:02am On Mar 10
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Autos / Tokunbo 2020 Fortuner With Low Mileage sold!!! by lendahand(m): 5:56am On Mar 10
White on tan, 3 row seats, thumbstart, reverse camera, low mileage (14k), clean like brand new

Price: 49m

Location: Lagos

Pics coming...

Contact: 09036961874 (WhatsApp and calls)

Autos / Re: Foreign Used 2018 Sienna Up For Sale At A Good Price by lendahand(m): 5:50am On Mar 10
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Autos / Re: Neatly Used 2002 Highlander limited For Sale In Lagos by lendahand(m): 5:47am On Mar 10
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Autos / Neatly Used 2002 Highlander limited For Sale In Lagos by lendahand(m): 2:55pm On Mar 04
The engine is sound like tokunbo, AC is working perfectly and gear is selecting without hassles.

It's a buy and drive, clean first body with only the boot repainted.

It's the first owner from tokunbo and I'm sure of this one as I hardly market registered vehicles because of the long stories involved.

Buying this is tantamount to buying tokunbo.


Price is 4.2m in Lagos

Contact: 09036961874 (WhatsApp and calls)

Celebrities / Re: John Okafor 'Mr Ibu' Is Dead (Photos) by lendahand(m): 11:58pm On Mar 02
OneCandleAway:
R.I.P

Let's use this to learn to care for ourselves.

Eat proper diet, manage your health issues well especially if you're battling an illness. Take supplements to help your body function well. Especially women.
Obj is diabetic but takes care of himself.
you forgot "exercise" which is very important and above all living uprightly because this comic icon ceased from being a sweet man to his wife lately and started engaging in shenanigans and drama. May God assist us all.

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Politics / Re: Hardship: Nigerians Are In Pains And Frustration. My Experience This Morning. by lendahand(m): 4:07am On Mar 02
BulletproofAnt:


Thank you, you showed kindness, it is not easy to show kindness this period, thank you.
so you don turn Jacob?

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Politics / Re: Hardship: Nigerians Are In Pains And Frustration. My Experience This Morning. by lendahand(m): 4:05am On Mar 02
Tealcrestmedia:


Wait o, are you the OP? And I already sent money to you and I'm just seeing that the username is different. Na wa o
you're smarter than this na, you should have crosschecked for moniker tally before taking any action.

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Family / Re: Is He Serious Or Just Playing With My Emotions by lendahand(m): 12:52pm On Mar 01
PastorOlokonla:


You call a 37 year old dimkpa with aji ike a boy?

You, your sister and the "boy" are not serious!
nnaa nekwanu ifeanyi oo😂😂
Travel / Re: I Am Considering Japa For The First Time In My Life. The Hardship Is Unbearable by lendahand(m): 12:16pm On Mar 01
SweetSauce:

Face ppl wey face you abeg.
sweet sauce na joke oo

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Phones / Re: Best Online Businesses To Run With My 9.5 Million by lendahand(m): 9:21am On Mar 01
Yinkakazi098:
Start buying and selling Gold online, I've been trading Gold online Since 2013, and its been a profitable journey so far. You can make more than Double of your money in a year. I can guide you into the business if you're interested.
guide me

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