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Family / Re: Help Me To Appreciate My Wife In This Tough Period by lendahand(m): 11:25am On Feb 16
OZIOGU1:
Of a truth, i don't know how she manages, but this woman find away to make us happy and manage what ever i give to her in this economy.

You see ehh, young men should endeavor to marry someone you believe is a friend no matter how long e get why and e get benefits.

I LOVE YOU INYA

You are the reason my house is peaceful and secured, abeg continue dey control me, e get why

May Allah S.W.T Bless you more, Ameen
bia nwokem I bu nwa afo na eti isi na ala?
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Travel / Re: Female Passenger Died On Our Flight JUST NOW by lendahand(m): 11:40am On Feb 14
babzo:


Planes offer internet service that allows you use Whatsapp etc during flights
ok
Travel / Re: Female Passenger Died On Our Flight JUST NOW by lendahand(m): 9:01pm On Feb 12
OneCandleAway:


It can be scary trapped with a body.
moimoi spotted
Travel / Re: Female Passenger Died On Our Flight JUST NOW by lendahand(m): 8:59pm On Feb 12
Cashew:
You can use your phones unrestricted, voice or video calls not permitted.


so where did the word "flight mode" emanate from? You don't know your phone signals jam with the radar signals??
Politics / Re: Tax Dispute: Multichoice Agrees To Pay N35 Billion To FIRS by lendahand(m): 6:44am On Feb 11
Ok

Lmao, it's me and you subscribing to watch afcon, champions League, premier League, starlife, etc that will still offset that 35B last last just watch out. Within 2 years multichoice has hiked subscription price more than 3 times both for first time subscribers and recurrent users.
brain54:
35 billion...

These people are making money from Nigeria Sha.

Money they repatriate to their country.

I doubt they make that much money In South Africa. Or any other country for that matter. (I will check for data on this) And the thing is they are always complaining of how difficult it is to do business in Nigeria. Hiking prices at the slightest opportunity.

It's a shame Nigeria do not have an indigenous cable TV provider.

Nigerian business men... Are you sleeping?
@bolded, they don't oo. Over there in the south you choose your bouquet and pause your subscription in any eventuality of travel or otherwise. Nigeria is a very fertile dumping site. When I was in Durban some years ago, these South Africans were talking down at Nigerians as if we are senseless. They see Nigerians as their own business colony and it's true maybe that's why they also boasted that they will beat us at the afcon since they see us as their wife. Remove all South African businesses from Nigeria and see them crawl to beg us. This bouquet should be made available to us in a way that you can be able to pause your subscription in any eventuality and you're also able to choose your bouquet and not the other way around as it is at the moment

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Celebrities / Re: Celine Dion At Grammy: Picture by lendahand(m): 12:34am On Feb 07
FFIA:

I wish you the best bro.

God is in control.
thanks a million times man.
Celebrities / Re: Celine Dion At Grammy: Picture by lendahand(m): 8:43am On Feb 06
FFIA:

mono strap wey get zip been the reign that time. grin

hope say you don marry better woman keep for your life. cool

you go soon turn 40 in the next few years.
my wife left I will marry another one sha. Focusing on building my financial life for now. @bolded, you're spot on
Celebrities / Re: Celine Dion At Grammy: Picture by lendahand(m): 12:20am On Feb 06
FFIA:

Rain Tax ☺️
chai that 2002 year when I dey hang shuttle bag dey write jamb up and down, I be old man oo
Religion / Re: The First Time He Took A Cigarette by lendahand(m): 10:37am On Feb 04
Draslo:

You're braindead bro
if your brain is active, you will know that a burnt mix of nicotine, menthol, tar and heavy metals is same as sending cancer and fire willingly to fry and destroy your vital organs starting from the mouth all the way to the lungs.
Religion / Re: The First Time He Took A Cigarette by lendahand(m): 10:34am On Feb 04
Justoneweek:
I will personally organize a family Thanksgiving with a big ram the day i will eventually stop smoking.
Been smoking for over 30 years now.

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If after one week you do not get your desired result you are free to report my bank account for fraud and post my details online.

Its 100 percent herbal and 90 percent bitter kola made without any side effects
question is do you want to quit?
Religion / Re: I Pay My Three Wives, Children Salaries – Prophet Joseph Apata by lendahand(m): 10:32am On Feb 04
Some men have strength oo
Family / Re: 'I Regret Pushing My Husband To Move Us From Okota To Lekki Phase 1' - Woman by lendahand(m): 12:41pm On Feb 02
Island

People call mainland trenches but island is a den of terrible and miserable souls. All manner of evils go on there. Only one way leads in and out from lekki toll gate to epe. Island is overhyped but wisdom is profitable to direct. If you have money and wisdom and especially works from home or self employed, you will enjoy places like ikoyi, vgc, okota, argungi, chevron...

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Crime / Re: Nollywood Costumier Prince Onyewere Rapes 10-Year-Old Girl On Movie Set In Asaba by lendahand(m): 10:21am On Jan 31
The producer and director should be arrested too.

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Celebrities / Re: How A Restaurant Staff Stole My Range Rover In Abuja – Bbnaija’s Princess by lendahand(m): 9:54pm On Jan 30
Once you go BB naija house come out, poverty don run leave you be that oo.
Sports / Re: Has Anyone Notice This In The Super Eagles Style Of Play??? by lendahand(m): 9:06pm On Jan 30
jlo247:
After we have won Angola that is when i will celebrate those players. Now I'm still Observing
Angola aah Angola, what that country has done to us is indescribable but let's hope to thrash the jinx out of them this time around.
Politics / Re: Enugu Govt Bans Scavengers, Cart Pushers, Commences Enforcement by lendahand(m): 9:45am On Jan 28
Even in Lagos here they steal from unsuspecting people on the guise of removing refuse. They come upstairs remove energy bulbs, pack fancy slippers in front of your door. We just installed a jamlock on our stair gate.

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Health / Re: What Are The Benefits Of Drinking Alcohol? by lendahand(m): 8:34am On Jan 23
Little to nothing

Beer will introduce empty calories into your system, overwork your liver and give you headache in the morning.

Red wine is even better as it helps the heart when taken moderately.

Whiskey burns fat when taken moderately


Champagne is very damaging to the body


Alcohol can lift your spirit when you're overwhelmed with sorrows


You can misbehave when tipsy and even toast women randomly but when you get drunk you embarrass yourself a lot.


Plus and minus, addiction to alcohol will damage you all round in the long run and waste your days on earth


Best bet, stay far from alcohol or engage your wits when close.

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Celebrities / Re: Miss Tourism Nigeria, Ebere Joy And Brother Involved In A Ghastly Auto Crash by lendahand(m): 8:33am On Jan 23
Thank God for his saving grace

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Family / Re: How Do You Cope, Divorced And Separated Men by lendahand(m): 8:29am On Jan 23
Westerhoffe:
Please, choose right by allowing GOD choose the right partner for you.

That way, you'll have no reason for divorce.
even a partner God chose for you can misbehave and leave your life. Na Satan choose oyakilome wife? Satan wey be no 2 in heaven no leave heaven last last??
Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by lendahand(m): 8:47pm On Jan 21
Ujadon:
God no be man him no de pay evil cos him no be evil..
Have u ever wondered why the devil still de lead you into sin every time at all prayer man?
Abi make we gather pray for you ma?
be deceiving yourself
Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by lendahand(m): 8:38pm On Jan 21
nattyGENT:
No matter how interesting or intimidating cult looks, SHUN cultism. There are SERIOUS PRICES & CONSEQUENCES associated with it.
#FreedomIsPriceless
🎤 loud am
Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by lendahand(m): 8:22pm On Jan 21
Demigod22:


Let me be honest with you, the guy came with the intention to kill me, what saved me was the answer I gave him when he asked where I came from. I told him that I grew up in Benue and that period, Otukpo in Benue was in the news for cult war, so he became somewhat sceptical about me.

The last time I saw him was the day I wrote my 200 level last paper, then the 002 have put him in his place, so he called me chairman and we greeted hastily.

PS: He was caught for Exam malpractice and expelled that semester.
a cultist can't kill you because of a woman, you can only be beaten and extorted unless you prove stubborn.
Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by lendahand(m): 8:19pm On Jan 21
Demigod22:
Cultists almost killed me because of Khadeejah. I was in 200 level living off campus and she was in 100 level, same department. She is very beautiful and slim. Catch them young brought me to her.

After she accepted to date me, after the first sex, which she was a virgin, now she took the relationship serious. And there was one Sociology final year guy, cultist that was chyking the girl and she refused, when they traced her to me was the beginning of that troubles.

He came in company of four guys, placed four guns on my bed to choose the one he will use on me. I was sweating and shaking, he warned me to end the relationship, I did immediately. The girl begged and cried but I refused and she still didn't accept the guy, so the guy came and beat carryover from my body that night and said I must let the girl accept him. In the morning, with my swollen face I visited the girl and begged her for two hours to accept this guy for my sake and she did.

The guy came back with another beating that I should help him monitor the girl so that another guy won't date her in the faculty, that one pain me and I told my friend, he informed his cousin who was an 002 of their group.

I stopped sleeping in my room, I was sleeping in my friend's house and he was sleeping in another person's room to avoid me. Then the 002 stepped in and beat the guy, he told the guy I was like a brother to him. I failed exam that dropped me from first class.

I almost got killed, God spared my life. Another boy was asked to drop out of school for one semester or get killed.

Cultism problem is not for the weak.
you leave school dey follow kpekus😂😂
Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by lendahand(m): 8:13pm On Jan 21
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Yeah...That was way back in 2012....A guy whom i sold my mp3 headset to didn't want to pay me....In stead,he threatened to chase me out of my workplace........ Unknowingly to him that my elder brother was also in the same cult with him....A lord for that matter grin. It got to a point when I had to report him to my brother.....On one fateful evening,my bro went with some of his guys to go and track am down..Na so dem tie this nigha comot from him mama house...He was crying and begging but it was already too late........Las las,my bro took the headset from him,sold it and ate the money without giving me shishi angry
your bro codedly invited you to join😂
Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by lendahand(m): 8:09pm On Jan 21
LalastiklaIa:


You no get level at all

Na uniben I dey

Nobody go stop me for road collect anything from my hand

And I be Ju man undecided

The look I will give you, you will now this one doesn't mind killing or being killed undecided

If you be cultman you be cultman for your pocket undecided
pray not to meet with trouble, leave this story you dey talk
Religion / Re: What The Bible Teaches About Money by lendahand(m): 11:49am On Jan 21
Mikelarteta:
Money is the root of all evil. But make money, make it and make it again.
you're misquoting, beware! Love of money is the root of all evil and not the money itself.

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Family / Re: What Made You Divorce Your Partner? by lendahand(m): 11:42am On Jan 21
EvangelistChuks:
In our Kingdom which Jesus Christ is the King ,there is nothing like divorce,yes separation for a season cos of threat to life but not divorce-[For the LORD, the God of Israel, saith that he hateth putting away-Mal.2:16].Also Mathew 19:3-9.God bless you.
left house the first time and stayed away for 21days, her prayer partner gave her a revelation to return to her husband, she did and we reconciled. Left again after two weeks and packed everything in the house before I came back from work and is staying away for 7 months now. Test revealed she has no womb currently and we were trusting God for a miracle but she started misbehaving. The marriage is over sir, going for another woman shortly, and wait, I'm a Christian brother, shalom...

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