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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Physically Assaulted Me Over My Own Money !! Help!! by lennsmart(m): 3:30pm On May 14, 2020
chai why I no be woman to meet this kind guy
chai
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye With TY Danjuma In 2004 (Throwback Photo) by lennsmart(m): 7:46pm On May 12, 2020
mtchew
Nairaland GeneralRe: Look At My Real Pics And My Real Age by lennsmart(m): 7:01pm On May 12, 2020
yanabasee1:
If you guys won't do a thing about it.... Very soon, when you tell people that you are a nairalander, they will take you for a child... Just like how 2go turned out to be.....


You people really need to step up.... seun should really modify this platform.... Having much traffic from kids will later ruin the platform and it will be his fault....


This very lad will be quoting people way older than him to spill insults or make contributions on nature discussion...
unfortunately there is no way to regulate that
EducationRe: SMASHING Your Semester Exams Like A BOSS... Student's GUIDE to Academic Excellen by lennsmart(op): 6:42pm On May 12, 2020
Order the book friends.
You can ask me any questions about your academics here...
RomanceRe: Share Heartbreaking Things Your Ex(es) Did To You by lennsmart(m): 8:41pm On May 11, 2020
Miwasky:
Dated one of these posh girls and I caught her kissing my friend and she said is not a biggy that I should not make an issh out of it that kissing is like a greeting to her..
I kept quite and ended the relationship that day in my mind but wanted her to feel the same pain I felt.
I pretended for one year to fall crazily in love which she did.

Then I did my own and told her that sleeping with her friend is like greeting in my village ...she was heartbroken for another 1 year..

Not That am proud of it, that’s when I was living in Sin
guy you harsh oh

RomanceRe: At The End, Women Don't Settle With Who They Love But .... by lennsmart(m): 5:39pm On May 10, 2020
Sad but the f"ckin truth. Movies give ladies a highly unrealistic view of life, relationships and marriage
CareerRe: COVID-19: Which Professions Earn More Money During This Pandemic? by lennsmart(m): 7:51pm On May 09, 2020
Food and network providers
RomanceRe: I Have Never Ever Seen Friendship Between 2 Ladies Last More Than 2years Why?? by lennsmart(m): 5:47pm On May 09, 2020
Girls are too trivial, that's the reason
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by lennsmart(m): 4:27pm On May 09, 2020
you see what i WAS SAYING
MrNipplesLover:
this may sound funny and shameful at the same time but, I had it.


in 2014, I carry one girl go hotel and we did 4 rounds. I wan use strong head do another one to make it record-breaking 5 rounds for me, in the middle of pounding in doggy style position, na so I started gassing out. I no quickly stopped pounding, that's how I collapsed and lying Flat on the floor losing my breath gradually.

it got to a point that I almost stopped breathing and I could feel it that it was easy to pass on.

I think for some seconds, I was unconscious and I surrendered myself to giving up.


but when I opened my eyes, I was badly drenched, na the babe pour me water and I saw her fanning me with my shirt.


it was a strange experience cos that's my first time.

I spent more than 1hr before I could manage to stand on my feet that day.


na from then I started having the impression that maybe dying could be an easy transition, that's why some people no fear death.

cos, I didn't even struggle at all. I just gave up my strength easily.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by lennsmart(m): 4:25pm On May 09, 2020
I had a motorcycle crash in 2017... big tipper carrying sand almost crushed me... i had to swerve with the instincts of a premier league goalkeeper.. and i then crashed on the main road rolling on and on and on... till i finally stopped... bruises and scratches but no major injury

. Na then I believe say, if you dey die, u no go even know wetin dey happen. everytin will be like somehow fazy in your eyes, till you finally get yourself.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by lennsmart(m): 4:22pm On May 09, 2020
hahaha... thank god for your life o, my brother, if not, who knows na one leg u for get by now grin... them for break one of your legs lol. grin grin
EzzyCarter:
Not much of an NDE, but who knows how it could have ended? cheesy


Those days when youthful exuberance still dey hot for body. I had this fling with this hot girl who happened to be the only child of an army officer. Her mum was late so they only had an househelp staying with them. Her father was really overprotective but he was most times away so twas just the girl and the househelp( It wasn't hard earning her trust). This girl lied to her neighbours I was her cousin. Those nosy bastards later grew suspicious like "how come her cousin only comes when her dad isn't around ? " angry . So they secretly told him about it and he confirmed none of his cousins visit regularly). He didn't ask anything from his daughter . He already had plans to deal with me. He told these snitches to call him the next time I was around.
That faithful day, I went to dz girl's house as usual but my mind wasn't at rest, I had this bad feeling in my guts. To cut it short, I told babe I was leaving after just 15 mins. She was surprised and begged me to wait longer but I refused. She wanted to see me off, but I told her not to bother, this voice was just telling me to get the heck outta there.
I didn't even wait for bike, I started walking to the junction. After some mins of walking, I saw a camo-coloured hilux van with nothing less than 7 soldiers all looking pissed speeding towards dz girl's street. I had no idea. Twas when I got home I saw aunty's msg telling me how her dad brought home his colleagues just few mins to when I left to search the whole house, screaming "where is that boy? I'll kill him today " . It was then I linked everything together. What if they had met me at her house, or what if I had allowed her to see me off? They probably would av given me a lift to their barracks grin

My mum saw me thanking God for my life but she coudn't understand cheesy ... Indeed, I'll forever be grateful to God and my instincts for saving me from untimely death..
FamilyRe: I Just Don't Understand My Marriage Anymore... Please Help.. by lennsmart(m): 8:12am On May 09, 2020
Jesus! its like they called assembly for these marriage problem folks. mehn it's getting bloody scary. what are single niggrs like us gonna do.

maybe na to fashe the marriage of a thing

damnn
SportsRe: 18 Year Old Dutch Footballer With Giant Legs Attracts Funny Comments by lennsmart(m): 8:04am On May 09, 2020
If you be keeper and this one fire shot for your face, my brother, just go buy another face grin grin
RomanceRe: I Saw This On My Bed!! When I Opened The Door ..advise Needed by lennsmart(m): 7:57am On May 09, 2020
grin

RomanceRe: My Fiancée Deletes Chat On Facebook After Conversation by lennsmart(m): 6:51pm On May 08, 2020
Girls like having options. It's in their nature. Don't take it personally bruh
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Doctor Mohammed Kumshe Dies In Borno by lennsmart(m): 6:44pm On May 08, 2020
Trailblazer1:
One of the things Covid-19 will change for the future is Choice of careers grin



We've come to understand that Medicine is a high risk profession.
It has always been a risky profession, COVID or not
RomanceRe: Tips For Dating A Nigerian Woman In America by lennsmart(m): 10:33pm On May 07, 2020
It may not be as dramatic as you painted it
BusinessRe: Mike Adenuga's House In BANANA ISLAND, Lagos (Photo) by lennsmart(m): 8:29pm On Mar 06, 2020
May we not be broke for too long. We must all make wealth to buy and have all the beautiful things we want and desire. Amen
EducationRe: SMASHING Your Semester Exams Like A BOSS... Student's GUIDE to Academic Excellen by lennsmart(op): 7:26pm On Dec 30, 2019
Make a little investment in your academics!

Send me an email with the address on my signature to get started
EducationRe: SMASHING Your Semester Exams Like A BOSS... Student's GUIDE to Academic Excellen by lennsmart(op): 3:19am On Dec 30, 2019
Making an A is not easy, but with correct guidance it is!

In my book, I WILL TEACH YOU HOW EASY IT IS TO MAKE A's.
EducationRe: SMASHING Your Semester Exams Like A BOSS... Student's GUIDE to Academic Excellen by lennsmart(op): 7:54pm On Oct 15, 2019
What is your academic success worth to you

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