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CoolUsername:
It's a good idea to put '/s' after a sarcastic comment. It can be difficult to detect sarcasm in written text.

My tone in the comment was meant to indicate sarcasm but I guess some ppl didn't study English lit in school....

Why does Jesus care so much about what ppl do with their genitals but innocent kids starve death?

Lool..yall need sarcasm detectors

May his noodly appendage bless this union. Ramen

annyplenty:
You are right. Let's sound the warning as fast as possible. Those who gainsay or deny will never say they were not told.

Lool. You need a sarcasm detector love.

Lol in his movies women always play him

Physical fight?

What wrong with it?

Why won't God heal amputees?

No wonder Jesus can't help starving kids. You all keep distracting him with ur masturbation

Udon min it?

freecocoa:
You sell this 'hatch'? I could bring you customers you know? Babe think on it, we could be billionaires in waiting, till the time to use the hatch.

Yea?

I am on it. So many ppl need to be prepared or its no rapture for them

freecocoa:
Oh wow! Wouldn't that be something? I can't wait.

Yep,you don't want to miss it, so invest in a rapture hatch today. Getting caught in your ceiling and missing the Lord' coming won't be nice.

freecocoa:
Oh! Really.

Do we get little fairy wings or are going by broomstick like in harry potter?

No. We get crisp white gowns and the ability to levitate

freecocoa:
Remind me please, what is rapture again?

When we fly to heaven to be with the Lord.

Who is she? someone

None!

plaetton:
Lol.

Look at what happened to those that praised god.

Yes o. Let's also not forget the pastors who have died in plane crashes. Plane crashes!

This old recycled article again? lame!

Chascop:
That dreadful day shall tell.

You need Jesus

And how do you know Jesus is the right God?

Samrano30:
I caught u right..

Caught me? Is this hide and seek

Samrano30:
UK my foot.

u mad bro?

What tribe of edo men are you talking about tho?

I realised religion is a scam

Chaii ppl are suffering in the north o

Imagine the stench underneath

Looks like pepper soup

OP, miracles for amputees are hard to fake didn't you know?

You can check the genotype of the fetus. If it's not good then she can terminate the pregnancy.

It is an allegorical fictional story.

Christianity Again?

Richirich713:
It's supernatural not magic

Explain the difference