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Story of my life Op. People allways think im younger. Small children think they are your mates.

mmsen:
A nasty shock awaits him.

Europeans tend not to bathe as often (Americans are usually better in that regard) - he'll find out the hard way, sticking his face in places where it shouldn't be and coming up with a rash.

So true oyinbos dont bath...and also british people wash their dishes without rinsing ! How bout that ?

OP are referring to private or public hospitals? Cos I heard there is much difference in the treatment...no?

Pr0ton:
Why should you be looking into something you know it's a myth?

For lack of a better term

Ths is not Nigeria !

MrPresident:
nope, am a staunch Atheist.

Lool are you not the hebrew israelite ?

Pr0ton:
Yh.. We have different gods in the creation stories too. The Elohim in Gen. 1 and the YHWH Elohim in Gen. 2. Jacob spoke, in the correct sense, with gods in Gen 32 (or so. Where he fought with God Gods)

I don't still get. Being a henotheist what god do you choose? If you have none, then you are possibly an atheist like I am.

So you are atheist. I dont know which god But im drifting away from abrahamic gods and think ill start looking into yoruba mythology

Pr0ton:
Like what and what?

Abraham was actually a polytheist.
Yahweh,jehovah and EL are different entities.
The jews who were supposedly gods peope were originally polytheist/pagan before 'Yahweh' came and asserted himself and said they need to worship him instead. When you read the bible have you noticed how its just simply about yahweh and the Israelites and Yahweh trying to assert himself and gain reverence from the Israelites constantly competing with these local gods? Yahweh was trying to change them from their true polytheist nature,hence the constant drama.

But you are probably a christian,so this is beyond you and will go over your head

Pr0ton:
Then you are not worshipping anything

OK then. I'm backtracking everything I believe,some shitt doesn't make sense.

Pr0ton:
and you worship the Bible God?

I dont know what I worship or believe anymore

He is jealous of other gods. I am a henotheist

Get me the second one.

onetrack:
Sweden has done quite well, given that, not only do they have no juju, but only about 3% of them actually go to church.

How did tiny Belgium take over the Congo in the face of all that juju? (by the way, the answer that I have been given by a believer in juju is that African juju only works for certain things, and does not repel invaders)

I would love to see a test carried out: two groups of people are isolated and given the same land and resources, one of whom practices no religion or juju and instead just works and develops their resources; the other does no work but just practices religion or juju. Who will come out ahead?

It's hard to be pro-black when the race is so stu.pid.

I know this girl Oghosa ...I watch her on youtube

jerricho:
Lol, you're probably joking. On the assumption you're not kidding, he's got the worst case of watery se.men, or the smell was way too mild to be perceived with a sniff. It's nowhere near odorless.

Im serious. His sperm was like water, no scent. Whats wrong with watery sperm though?

Madeu:
Sperm is a cell - they are invisible to the nàked eyes.

What a male discharge during ejàculation is a colourless, mucoid fluid known as Sèmen. It smells, it smells a lot especially when it is fermented




NB: Words Like Ejàculation, Sèmen and Nàked seems offensive in this Seun created nairaland. Pls these are some terminologies used in the Medical world.

But this guys spermm had no smell

Why didnt she do a white wedding

They mad ?

Who can be so absent minded to leave such an amount of money though? .....And WHY where they carrying such an amount in the first place ?

Does sperm have a smell?

babyosisi:
See if you can find it

Oh..we dont have that in the UK..

babyosisi:
Lol
I was modifying
See above

Thanks. Must I include the velvetta cheese sinse I dont know what that is ?

babyosisi:
Nice and creamy

How do you make the mac and cheese please

Aren't they the short ones or is that Akwa ibom?

Eat the pastry now....me I prefer the pastry more than the filling. Yum !

Anyone?

Yassssss

What if the person is barren ?...Happy dumping

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Awww Harry Potter...I used to be obsessed ! Im ok now ...Im even forgetting some of the characters

Funny enough.. how christians shout god god. There are many gods that people worship. Please give us the name of your own

Congolese men ?....Ok !