₦airaland Forum

DProDG:
Wtf! I don cashew! Master troll!

obviously im being sarcastic

Ermmm....his pearly whites I guess? Thats something to be thankful for, lets not be ungrateful

Bollinger:
Don't go to France; Too rough, and paris is dirty
Don't go to Italy: Too rude.
Don't go London: Too much like Naija, and the houses suck. Too small. In fact, all houses in Europe suck.
Germany is not bad, but i would not like to live there permanently.
Switzerland is absolutely freaking awesome.
But, the best and absolutely best is the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. There is a reason they call it the bold, brave and free.

lol I heard that paris is dirty lol..guess I gotta go to the provincial areas

Make sure you refund their money too.

France. I want a french african guy

DProDG:
Lmao...please tell me she a troll 'cause I just can't

I've seen worse though so who knows?

Troll?! The issues of our Lord Jesus Christ are no fun and games child

davien:
Since when does the bible speak for itself and wouldn't you still have "dreams" of your faith(because you believe it sternly) regardless of religion?

I am secure in the knowledge I have from His word. My Lord Jesus Christ is all I need, you cant tell me nothing.

sukkot:
Its a spiritual book not a physical book. The lord does not deal with your flesh. he deals with the spirit. now let me give you an obvious example of what kill means


revelation 6 9 And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:

10 And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?

11 And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled.

NOW FROM THE ABOVE 3 VERSES YOU CAN SEE WHAT THE WORD KILL AND SLAIN ENTAILS IN SCRIPTURES. STUDY VERSE 11 ABOVE, IS THE LORD HAVING CONVERSATIONS WITH PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN KILLED PHYSICALLY AND ARE DEAD ? IS HE GIVING WHITE ROBES TO DEAD PEOPLE ? ARE PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN KILLED PHYSICALLY CRYING UNTO GOD ? ARE DEAD PEOPLE CRYING UNTO GOD ? NOTICE IT ALSO SAYS THE SOULS OF THOSE SLAIN FOR THE WORD OF GOD. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO KILL A SOUL IF IT IS NOT PHYSICAL ? IS IT ONLY PHYSICAL THINGS THAT CAN BE KILLED ? YOU EVER HEARD THE EXPRESSION AMONGST DOG TRAINERS ' HOW TO BREAK THE SPIRIT OF A DOG ' OR EVEN HOW TO BREAK THE SPIRIT OF A MAN. IS THE SPIRIT OR SOUL PHYSICAL THAT IT CAN BE BROKEN ? YOU STARTING TO SEE HOW WORDS ARE USED WITH REGARDS TO ENTITIES THAT ARE NOT PHYSICAL ? YES YOU CAN KILL A MANS SPIRIT. IF YOU ARE A HEAVY SINNER AND I CONVERTED YOU TO CHRIST, I KILLED YOUR FORMER SPIRIT AND CREATED A NEW ONE. AND FINALLY NOTICE HOW THE VERSE SAYS ' WAIT UNTIL THE NUMBER OF YOU THAT WILL BE KILLED SHOULD BE ACHIEVED BEFORE I REDEEM YOU ' <<< YOU THINK THE LORD IS TELLING HIS DISCIPLES TO WAIT UNTIL ENOUGH OF THEM ARE MURDERED BEFORE HE REDEEMS THEM ? OR ARE YOU JUST CAUGHT UP WITH THE MODERN WAY THE WORD ' KILL ' IS USED ? SEE, IT IS NOT ENOUGH TO JUST READ THESE SCRIPTURES. YOU HAVE TO MEDITATE ON THEM. WITHOUT MEDITATING ON SCRIPTURES YOU ARE JUST WASTING YOUR TIME BECAUSE THE BIBLE IS NOT A LITERAL TEXT. IT IS ALLEGORIES AND PARABLES AND OLD SAYINGS THAT YOU HAVE TO MEDITATE ON TO DECODE


PSALMS 78 VS 2 I will open my mouth with a parable; I will utter hidden things, things from of old-- << HOW THE BIBLE IS WRITTEN. OLD ENGLISH AND PARABLES.

This seems like another rationalization to me ....more excuses/explanations

DProDG:
Some people will rather work to fix problems than live by wishful thinking.

Fix problems?! Do you know what the Lord Jesus has in store for us in heaven? ? Whatever you are going through is nothing compared to the luxuries that awaits us. Just persevere... No matter what ppl try to say. The Lord Jesus is in control. Hes got this

davien:
And how do you know this?

God says so in his word and I saw it in a dream. I cant wait for the Lord to take my spirit up to him when I pass on.

DProDG:
This mentality only encourages a viscous cycle of suffering and injustice.

The suffering is only temporary. In heaven we will be rewarded eternally ,how about that? Now lets put up and shut up.

Africans should put up with whatever struggles they have, we will be rewarded in heaven

sukkot:
kill in the bible is often misconstrued as KILL. to kill someone as used in the bible is a spiritual kill. in biblical days, if the disciples went into a town and every member of the town were heathens, then i might say I WANT YOU TO KILL EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN. what that means is to kill them spiritually. killing you spiritually is killing you to what you are. if you are a heathen then i will intend to kill your pagan ways and convert you over to the LORDS ways. the bible is a book that uses old english and old ways of speaking.

having said all that, the LORD does use people to murder people physically, however for you to be used in that respect means that was what you were created for. you are an evil angel. there are many evil angels walking around us who work for the LORD. the LORD will not ask just anybody to go and kill. there are evil angels who do that task

psalms 78 vs 49 He cast upon them the fierceness of his anger, wrath, and indignation, and trouble, by sending evil angels among them. <<< KEEP IN MIND AN ANGEL IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS LIKE SOME INVISIBLE PERSON YOU CANT SEE. ANGEL IS A WORD THAT MEANS MESSENGER OF GOD. SO THERE ARE MANY HUMAN ANGELS.

PROVERBS 16 VS 4 The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

Hmm...this is a new one so you are saying God did not physically kill anyone in the bible but they were killed spiritually ?!

Idowuogbo:
posh ke? Agbero babe can't form posh na....Girl,I just doing me o...its part of maintenance.

lol thats an expensive habit to maintain. How do you cope though? each time I do get acrylics I have to let my nails recuperate for timmmee

Idowuogbo:
Every 2-3weeks. sometimes If i'm too busy to stop by at the nail bar, i get it done monthly.

You are posh arent you,you want ur nails to always be on point lol literally

WisePer:
Mine was in the Paris, I was on my way to CDG Airport enroute Naija, boarded a Train, when we got to Massy Palasieu, the train stopped and there was an announcement, Omo, I tanda for my seat, I no know say na for all man to disembark and join the other train.
The lady that shared the same coach with me after alighting had to come back n tell me to drop n join the other train.
Bros, as I enta the other train, na im RATP or what they call them, they are in charge of the rail services, came in checking Tickets.
Na im me bring out my ticket with total confidence say nothing mega, as one of them insert am for them machine, he come frown, na so them begin speak french. the next thing they said i no validate the ticket before entering the train, say my fine na 30Euro, i beg for English, little french wey i know, show them my return ticket wey show say my flight to Naija go leave in 2hrs, them no hear, they even threaten calling Cops for me, I paid the 30 Euro with my GTB ATM. Since them i no dey take eye see any foreigner wey offend for Naija n our law enforcement agent come laugh with am because say na Oyibo. I go dey there see say im pay for im offence

I thought french ppl speak english as a second language

Idowuogbo:
Yoh yoh!

She's back again....

Nothing with the wow factor... had to keep it simple and cute...the in-laws are about.

Girllll, how often do you get your nails done ?

I know you are trying to make a point but come on now question 9 is just silly

There are no chairs in the mosque for cultural reasons. Chairs take space apparently. I am not muslim btw,just trying to be objective.

Tufanja:
France
In a restaurant I ordered "steak tartare". Not knowing it contained minced raw beef with on top of it a raw egg (google it, you will see!). My face at the moment I discovered it must have been priceless....my friend still bringing up this story at any occasion.

France...again
I wanted to handwash my clothes in the sink of my hostel but instead of buying liquid laundry detergent I grabbed the fabric softener liquid. I was so focussed on finding something nice lavender smelling...

Italy
I was still teenager back then. It was a very classy restaurant where there were fish tanks all around in the interior, even through the glass table you could see fish swimming while eating. You were supposed to point on the fish you wanted to eat and they wld get it for you. I was very fascinated and impressed by the whole experience. When I got a lobster I did act like I was experienced in dining out but I had no clue how to eat the poor thing. I started chewing and chewing. Trying to hide the cracking sounds in my mouth. In the meantime, I tried to act like normal but I started to feel pretty uncomfi. Didn't manage well to keep the conversation going with my mouth full of hard things. I didnt dare to ask the company i was traveling with. Didn't want to come across stupid. Just my face when I spied at other tables and found out that you were not supposed to eat the shell and I was about to leave an empty plate...

Many more embarrassing stories in stock

LOL Damn ! What happened to google translate though ?

logica:
You need to come back to Gidi come do this assignment yourself. By the time you write:

1. Emeka
2. Emeka
3. Emeka

U go tire kukuma fill the page with Emeka.

Does anyone know how to back to the old whatsapp without the video feature? I dont like it, I dont want to appear on video

pyrokardia:
Lol, just observations though and thoughts
Most of my meet ups are at my place


But when its serious though, its hard to be objective...u dig?

And what do you do in ur place? Aren't the women uncomfortable going to ur house . I can only do it for a guy I know first hand

Enegod:
I had one from here that I picked up at a agreed location. She got in my vehicle,and sniffed the air, and said my vehicle smelled like weed And then went on a crazy tirade on how she hates weed smokers, and that they are the scum of the earth.
I told her I do not smoke weed, and that no one has ever smoked weed in my vehicle. She started screaming that I was a liar, and making this huge scene, and ranting on, and on about her hatred for weed smokers. I shoved her out of my car, and raced away. F**king lunatic.

loool

Is Jesus white?

Some ppl are not Christians get over it

kay1one:
And this crap book you quoted is more valuable than the Holy Bible? !

Fraudsters

What a Christian sees as indisputable facts everyone else can see is a delusion

Tattoes do not run rub off the next day. Think about when you are old, will you still like it? All you tatted peeps. Anyway I do like small tattoes with nice writing like at the ankle or shoulder

Congratulations Buhari Diasporans too are happy!!

Georgiana12:
stream online, channels TV ....am doing just dat

Thanks which website ?