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caseless: Lertee, dis ur siggy de makd me laff.
I love idi amin!

now you love idi amin,smh.
Your case is still being looked into.

Ishsoph: Just like that? Him don confuse(convince) u easily! This guy his infidelity is as clear as a new born eyes? We give up!

Take a chill pill already and don't ruin this fun for me this afternoon,someone has to pay the bills..
You can do better with sexytabhi so port back to her and stop dragging me with sweet spikes

spikes C: Knows what? he was just trying to put asunder

Mine has been boring, need to go out and get some fresh air.
Been indoors since yesterday morning

lol,that guy wants to ruin you,you need to deal with him..
So where are we going this lovely afternoon?

spikes C: ikekings have killed me

Nne, you're just you oo. Those other names, i do not know


How's your today gonna be

spikes C: I am your prince

ilugunboy: Hehehehehehee....one man meat....

berem: Both of them are rich! But FFK na mmuah!!

spikes C: Good morning lovely princess

Goodmorning
Are you a prince too?

Br3nd4: Ah.. Thank you!
Tell him to guard his head cos I just might break it when I catch him.

donphilopus: hwfa nah babe?

Br3nd4: Lol. Okay ma..

El? I dunno o.. I've not seen him since yesterday.

Br3nd4: The weekend just dey....dry. Lol.
How your end?


Badooo what are we celebrating?

Br3nd4: Holla
how you doing?

Hey babes
How's the weekend going?

kaeyame: Nice signature!!

spikes C: What are you planning

Don't leave me out

dmcdad: Which kind people dey this NL sef? Una don make this girl run delete her profile now... Na wa una ooooo

Situation: I have tried countless times but eachtime i look at how happy and full of life she is when she‘s with me i couldnt bring myself to bear the pain i would cause her...she deserves to stay happy..*in her voice* “you the first and only thing i ever won in my entire life“..its too much *sobber*

larride: Lertee na confirm omo Yoruba

Idowuogbo: Ladies, listen up!

*flips track to s£x tape by timaya*

If your boyfriend can not do you well
Do you well
Scr£w you well
I’m so sorry for you
If your boyfriend is a two minutes man like an indomie....I’m so sorry for you....

BOBOs!


If you can’t make her go mad then why you put it inside ooo
I feel bad for you sorry my brother...

RedBenson: Are you one of the mammywater?

berem: maybe he once dated a mammy water lady and she broke his heart.

Shagati: Requirements

- A working motorcycle (obviously )

- Documentation
: International driver's licence
: International passport (or the ECOWAS passport)
: International certificate of vaccination (Yellow card)
: International certificate for motor vehicles
: ECOWAS Motor vehicle insurance (a.k.a. Brown card)

- Currencies (USD, CFA, Cedis)

- An open mind and lots of patience (reasons for this would be explained later)

homesteady: If I was the girl, I'll use my high heel and scatter the guy head
The guy has mind oh!! Maybe he has not heard of how people use to carry mamy water to their houses
If I see this kind of girl, I'll run oh! Because, I'll either suspect that she is an armed robber or mamy water!

What is with mammywater that is bad,why do you dislike them much