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This ppl are not killing themselves as much as I want.... Let the blood flow, mr Bokos and mr armies....

Shugamania:
The lord is my shepherd..
*Shares drink with him*

don't worry, just drink to ur satisfaction....

Temismith: Knock knock! Can i come in? Am a girls ooo, hope yhu guys are not naaked?

yes I can see dat, you are truly a girl"s"

Shugamania: Hmmm. Guys only.

We'll be at d viewing centre then, chilling with popcorn and fanta.

hands her unconcentrated H2SO4 IN fanta can....

Charles Shaw:
Wel, am TheBOSS nw, dnt rlly giv a fùck if a gurl is sucking a Rotter's Dìck or not, it don't move me no more.

me tooo bros, tho I kinda dislike it, simply means no-care!!

Treasure10: He told me, if I know who is behind his financial problems and recent attacks, I will never believe it.

did he really tell u dis Since u cant believe it, why did he believe it? I dont tink he believes it cos if he did, he shoulda asked u, why are u doing this to me, why are u against my financial status with jazz and ol dose kind stuff, u know, talk to u in a civilised manner but he just took actions? Dann!! He's timid and I dont think u wanna spend ur entire life with someone dat's meant to protect u, turning out to be dis scared and timid!

isale_gan2: Jesus wept.

me self de follow am weep..
3tings are involved.... To me o.

1. The dude is damn tired of u or is with another shawty and used this as a medium of break.up...too bad if it's true
2. The dude is an MFM member cos watever those guys says about demon is definitely correct..
3. D dude is a religious man and satan himself is very jealous of ur once healthy relationship, dat's why he instigated ur man against u, tru his servants- I say so cos to me, 90% of world pastors are demonic!!
Aint it obviouss d man values his Financial watever to his 'healthy relationship??'

I didn't bother reading d whole stuff but was it not Jesus dat said, give us our daily bread?? Lead us not into temptation and deliver us from ol evil?? Nna eh, it get as this ur sermon be o...

pleep: Smh at cheating virgins.

I guess no woman is good then, but the chances are better with a virgin

Lie!!! A faithful woman is a faithful woman be it virgin or not... I think virgins are even worse cos their's are shrouded in secrecy...

snow_wyte: never tried it

but am planning to

no even try cos it's never a girl's ting to ask a guy out... To me it's a big turn off.... Tho hard to get girls are even a bigger turn off.

Jerry-jat:
so dont confuse d name....

It jerry-jat.... Not jerry mouse...

jerry mouse wassup??

Jerry-jat:
lol's..... But u dont no me....

not necessary...

sigmond: @les am proud of you, forgiveness they say is the medicine for long life i fall short here personally it's hard to forgive a cheating woman

if it was you, you'll expect to forgive you baa?? Always try to put urself on one's shoe....

Jerry-jat:
lol's... Tank u sire...

But 4 d record... It not jerry mouse.... It jerry-jat... Lol's...

the jerry I greW up to know is a mouse... So take it or leave it.....

I didn't grow up with my parents but we my elder bros who was dann *mute* and de influence was there.... From one lady to another till I met one final lady dat countered d negative influence. She was like an angel dat came to save me and she did... I told mama I dont wanna get married till I met her and in ol my babes she was d one I introduced to mama, she was everything dat gave me d best of assurances of a wife material till one day, it happened, how do you think I would feel, op Well, I forgave and we are still dating, we might date for life cos I dont trust her again for marriage, Pray I'll again.

One thing dat confuses me most was dat I met her A V and i was reluctant and a nigga was sharp enough to be her first. And some ppl are on nl here ranting nonsense about Virginity. Virginity has never always been my thing, it just confuses me why It should be after I met her....
Well, d key word there is Dat I forgave and we are goin strong.... VIVIAN 4LIFE!!!

Is that electric dress and fang condo.ms not on sale yet

For some reasons unknown to me, I really love this... I think I find it very romantic... I love it extremely lot wen a girl behaves like a girl.. She acted and overreacted like a lady which is like a big turn-un to me... I love this jerry mouse....

Idowuogbo: I don't KNOW!

God is watching u o.......

I want fresh air but cant open doors and windows for it for fear of thieves... To suffocate and to mingle with thieves, I no know which one better even d one we I get now self no even de try...

Shollypopz: How old is the op?? Teenage fantasies, smh

coming from a lady, nice one shollypopoli....

ideylaff: People need to see beyond their nose

Achebe the literary scholar, giant is different from Achebe Nigerian/Biafran fact... don't mix the 2 togead

Its Chinua Achebe the literary scholar and giant that is bn celebrated... we need to be clear on this....

he was great as a Literary Giant... end of let' leave it at that...no need for Yoruba bashing today.. please guys...

1 minute una nor send America and d next minute ur romancing them >>>>>> we Africans sef.... neither here not there go kill us 1 day ooooo

dear sir, chinua Achebe is chinua Achebe, dont divide him cos not only is he incomparable, he's irreplaceable.... Dividing his personality is an affront to the honour given to him as an Icon. GOD BLEX!!!

And how am I suppose to protect her when she's scared Even if it's inside d bedroom? Nawa o, na 2go find police dog buy am mak she keep am.. Counting myself out especially wen it has to do with men-with-guns..... Thanki God am not a man, amma GUY!!!

foxgiovani: please don't make such decision. There are still some good WOmen out there who will not only treat but RESPECT you. People differs. The most annoying thing is that these women were not caught in any such act. You just find a way to say things to hurt the woman but I feel calling your wife a prostitute is a little bit extreme.

Pls sir/ma'am, am a dude...

When I tell ppl dat Am never goin to get married they feel I have a silly spirit, now u see am. My reason is noting else other than d fact that marriage's been so much abused... Am not gonna tag myself to anything dat's been abused for my entire life...

Omo na figure 8 ah de so, even if them get figure 88, na e better...

God'll never open their eyes, if God'll, why hasn't He done it long ago. The reason being that it works according to d prophesy of Jesus Christ b4 he left this planet. Jesus said dat many would be deceived so am not surprised.. They can only be delivered on mere coincidences just like urs... Congrats to u.

You left d person dat told you to come and qweshon nairaland, abi her mind de nairaland wen she tok am Mana 2 answer ur qweshon, man be explicit like stating d compatibility btw ur status quo and her desires, ur appearance and her taste, d way u treat her and her mindset, ur character and her standards, ur bedmatics and her libido, d lenght of ur di.ckson and d depth of her punany and lots more, then ur answer will be right there on ur face or better still, GO and ask her not nairaland.

The dude is so dann abusive..... No tanks to oga @ d top that's turn a blind eye....