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Culture › Re: PFN, Anambra Community Bicker Over Killing Of Snake by Les: 12:51pm On May 07, 2013
Emperoh: May you see snakes in your respective abodes in the name of whatever you worship.
Now answer AMEN to that! grin
i say amen to it.... FYI, Am from idemmili south, the snakes there are the most peaceful in d world cos there is no record of snake bite, tho it comes to ur house, do wat ever it does and go away, if you are a christian, simply take it away, or tell it to go, it will go on it's own. I dont know how it happens but it's tru. Amma a christian, but those snakes have been to my house in my home town on several occasions, did i kill it?? How will i feel wen ppl burn my bible? I dont condem his act, i only condem where it was being done..
Education › Re: 2013 JAMB Poor Result: What Caused It? by Les: 6:24pm On May 06, 2013
Umartins1: WE DID NOT FAIL BUT THEY FAILED US?
dat's my line gringrin WELL, unfortunately it's true, dont mind those saying student's dont read, wat goes around always come around lipsrsealed i just pray they reduce their cut.off mark to 170 make I kukuma enter ANSU. But wait o, those dat cheated even failed, does dat mean d answers were wronghuh It cannot be majority of ppl so i still believe it's from jamb, d silence is very humiliating, let dem com tell us how they marked this jamb o or they think of lies to formulate. If anybody knows mr dibu or wat, tell him not to come across me cos i'll turn to assassin overnight.... Shalom..
Education › Re: 2013 JAMB Poor Result: What Caused It? by Les: 5:51pm On May 06, 2013
Umartins1: .

This year's Utme is still what I can call the simplest ever
that is where most of my grieveances lie, Let yaradua wake up from dead, I cannever in this WORLD get dat biology 49, that's d 10th wonder of d world, it was so simple dat as a full grown guy, I feel like crying wenever I see my score esp dat biology and english, it's disheartening!
Education › Re: 2013 JAMB Poor Result: What Caused It? by Les: 3:03pm On May 06, 2013
biz2get: Most people here don't even know there left to right due to bad result.

Imagine some1 writing for yrs now.. And afta this concluded jamb and he see the result, he got 180 which he as neva gotten below 240+ in the previous exams

What's do you think this fellow will do... With so much anger in him
that freaky should be directed to me, unfortunately I got 174, am not mad, but they should come explain to me how they marked... Let them reduce fed uni to 170, state is not my thing, ah swear i go happy..
Education › Re: 2013 JAMB Poor Result: What Caused It? by Les: 2:32pm On May 06, 2013
olaezebala: Blame the candidates for the mass failure. I have two case studies that made me conclude as such. My older brother, who finished his first degree more than ten years ago but wanna do law and my young cousin (first timer). My brother is always reading @ every available time and space (jamb past questions and answer is always in his car), he checked his result and he had a 253.
if I was d one dat graduated 10good years ago and read like dat, may those years never be good if I get anything below 280. If ur bros knows wat he read, he should score above dat 253. For d fact he scored dat doesn't mean dat is his score, if I were him, i should Feel cheated. Jamb did something, am not mad at them but they should come tell me wat they did. I paid for this. 7k jamb class, 3k trans, 4.7k jamb reg +others= almost 15k and they are giving me 174, impossible!
Education › Re: 2013 JAMB Poor Result: What Caused It? by Les: 1:50pm On May 06, 2013
Adex097: GOD bless you for pointing this out man....I made same mistake but due to the love my father in heaven have for me, he opened my inner eye to see that error.
Once again thank you JESUS.
And I fink this myt be the cause of the mass failure
if u shade a type, u will be marked with dat type or do you think jamb knows d type u were given- am not defending malpractice, am trying to be clear if dat would be d cause of my failure cos wen our qweshon papers were brought to d hall, my paper wasn't there, the officials had to give me my subjects combination but might not be my type, if they stored the type they gave each students, why didn't they click there computer to know d type they stored for me and give it to me to stop me from goin through wat am goin tru now?? Jamb where did I go wronghuh
Education › Re: 2013 JAMB Poor Result: What Caused It? by Les: 1:40pm On May 06, 2013
Allen kee: [b]
Many candidates changed their paper type not knowing that Jamb had a very dangerous plan against them. I am not boasting, I can beat my chest to tell whoever that cares to listen that I stopped the menial job I was doing in January and on February 1st I began a rigorous study towards the exam on my own at home.
I covered the jamb syllabus in 4 months. One week to the exam, I was thoroughly convinced within me that I was ready for the exam. In the exam venue EXPO were flying from left to right then I was tempted to ask for it but I came to my senses and I asked myself the following questions;
If you accept this EXPO, why then did you stop the job you were doing?
Why did you study so hard for good 4 months?
Who were you deceiving?
Immediately these questions came it to my head, I ignored the temptation, my confidence developed I went into the hall and attended to all my questions INDEPENDENTLY.
I scored 225, I was actually expecting something higher than this, all the same glory be to God.[/b]
sir you are not the only one dat left ur job, i left mine, and few dat know me here knows dat i.ve not been frequenting this site since d past four months likewise my fb and am not on tweeter, bbm and co. I started studying since november 4, most times my mentor fixed class on sundays just to cover syllabus, ie after class from monday to saturday, tho i didn't read at night which is best for me due to some reasons- am always busy daytime and i have only my night to sleep. Just like you said, am not boasting, there is no english and biology exam i'll take in this world and i'll fail, i wonder why i should get english thirty something over 100 and biology 49, wat 4huh And i no use runs. Am a brilliant guy, i've never failed any exam since i started schooling, this is my first, even on my previous jambs and pume, i passed them but not as expected and i didn't wanna use runs enter skul if not- money no even de for dat runs self, i for don de skul by now. Chemistry i no know wethn i write, i come get 55, it's not just fair. My friend i introduced to my utme class a month b4 jamb didn't take it serious, he uses bold5, he pings in class All d time, we quarrell cos of it, he never studied but he passed!!, dat's unfair, i wonder how to break this news to ol my guys, this year jamb was not free and fair. I met a lady in center dat was crying after d jamb, she said she didn't shade not even one on d last subject she was about writing, i checked her result, she was scored on dat subject even above others. If jamb used a different tactics in marking this year jamb, why do they keep silent. Those dat do runs have been in d business for years, why should this year be different?
I got 174, but ol i know is dat I didn't fail this jamb, jamb failed me..... I accept my fate but never d fact dat I failed am not bothered if i failed Jamb, am only bothered on wat to start doing till next year if something is not done- i still get faith, Mon Dieu est vivant!!!
Education › Re: 2013 JAMB Poor Result: What Caused It? by Les: 12:55pm On May 06, 2013
Allen kee: [b]
Many candidates changed their paper type not knowing that Jamb had a very dangerous plan against them. I am not boasting, I can beat my chest to tell whoever that cares to listen that I stopped the menial job I was doing in January and on February 1st I began a rigorous study towards the exam on my own at home.
I covered the jamb syllabus in 4 months. One week to the exam, I was thoroughly convinced within me that I was ready for the exam. In the exam venue EXPO were flying from left to right then I was tempted to ask for it but I came to my senses and I asked myself the following questions;
If you accept this EXPO, why then did you stop the job you were doing?
Why did you study so hard for good 4 months?
Who were you deceiving?
Immediately these questions came it to my head, I ignored the temptation, my confidence developed I went into the hall and attended to all my questions INDEPENDENTLY.
I scored 225, I was actually expecting something higher than this, all the same glory be to God.[/b]
Romance › Re: What Should I Do With Her? by Les: 7:41am On May 06, 2013
Rehnoy: . After analysing ur story properly, I think the lady really lives for you. She truely loves u, and believe me, such women are rare. Just hold on to ur cash a little bit more just to be more than sure. If she still sticks around, oboy grab her and make her ue wifey. CHEERS!!
oga abeg cloce mout... Wifing person we de 4ple datehuh Op u sure say we no de date d same person cos year tory 2 simila
Fashion › Re: [18+ PHOTOS] Female Model Goes To Work Completely NAKED As An X-rated Stunt by Les: 12:08am On May 06, 2013
If na 4 9ja here, they never molest/lynch am finish? But this ppl self, see as dem they waka like say dem no send, mhen, i love Germany. But op, u follow dis babe for nyash de snap amhuh U de try o...
Jokes Etc › Re: What Will You Do If You If You Seethis In The Mid-night? [pics] by Les: 11:58pm On May 05, 2013
heskay0: You wake up late in the midnight and you find this
kind of Cat [Look at the Pics very Well]... What
would you do?

1. Scream

2. Laugh

3. Run

4. Pray

5. Kill it

6. Carry it

#Candid Opinion!!!!
give me a candid reason i should give u a candid opinion, since this is not candid cat?
Jokes Etc › Re: What Will You Do If You If You Seethis In The Mid-night? [pics] by Les: 11:56pm On May 05, 2013
hakunajay: I will say "hey Samuel, get off my bed or i will skin your Jackson ar.se you naughty cat!!!
this looks like SEKS.quillS, just dat dis one na black albino...
[s] abeg, I no call person name o b4 them ban me again o[/s]
Education › Re: These Jamb Results Are Not The Reflections Of Students' Performance. by Les: 11:48pm On May 05, 2013
I didn't mean to comment on this thread and i'll unfollow it tomoro afternoon, by then my qweshon would have been answered, "how can somebody write 3subjects and didn't write one nor shade anything single answer due to time and at d result, d subject not written has d highest score more than d subjects written, did they mark empty space?" i pray there mentor reads this piece to know dat majority of them, it wasn't there fault but jamb...
Education › Re: Jamb Result 2013...., No Biometric Verification, No Result..., Jamb Warns. by Les: 6:27pm On May 05, 2013
There's somebody i know personally dat didn't even shade anything in a whole subject but she was scored more in dat particular subject than d rest....... She gat english 17, can you imagine, I wonder wat is wrong with dis year's jamb...
Romance › Re: Is This A Real Man.... Yes Or NO by Les: 2:02am On May 04, 2013
And I wonder why a pregnant woman should wear high heeled shoe and where she would probably be goin dressed like she's goin to party esp now her tummy is dis big if not hospital.... Abi na pregnant women party she de go?

Romance › Re: Men, Do You Value Intelligence Or Beauty? by Les: 5:22pm On May 03, 2013
am taking extreme beauty we gode do me like yori yori...spiced With romantic and outstanding characters, fu.cccccck ur intelligence abi u wan use am outsmart me?? Atleast I have mine...
Politics › Re: World Leaders May Ban Jonathan From G8 Summit by Les: 12:51pm On May 03, 2013
If johnathan had stopped seun from banning the G4 crews on nairaland, this wouldn't have happened.... Bbpreye, it's ur time to rejoice...
Romance › Re: Am I An Alien Pls Guys I Need Your Help by Les: 12:08pm On May 02, 2013
Just do this and ol is well.....smiley

Education › Re: JAMB Tactics To Deal With Exam Malpractices by Les: 1:08am On Apr 30, 2013
Kslib: The entire Jamb board must be stuuuupppiiid.. Why bother marking someone's paper when clearly he/she changed their paper type.. When you see such a paper,why not give the person zero in that particular subject...
and made exams for more than 1.7million candidates but only 500k students are needed, is dat not mal.practice on their own sidehuh If they wanna stop malpractice, it starts from them but I think this news is false... Because i know somebody dat registered for literature, bible knowledge and commerce but she was given physics, chemistry and maths, so they had to give her ordinary qweshon papers dat's not hers but contain her right subjects combination, it happened to alot of ppl and there's also some one else dat his qweshon paper was not among the ones brought, they also gave him ordinary papers, so wat will happen to those oneshuh Abeg this news na fake....
Romance › Re: Guys,will You Marry A Lady Without Ovaries Or Womb? by Les: 10:08am On Apr 28, 2013
Idowuogbo: Word!!!!
okwu!!! Me don commot, we go yearn later...
Romance › Re: Guys,will You Marry A Lady Without Ovaries Or Womb? by Les: 9:47am On Apr 28, 2013
Idowuogbo: Lmfao! Omo dis wan na mental case...kolomental!
na u be my mentor o.smiley



our op will get married, it ol depends on the right man... Just like you once told me "love is a beautiful thing".
Romance › Re: Guys,will You Marry A Lady Without Ovaries Or Womb? by Les: 9:38am On Apr 28, 2013
pleep: lols... whats more important pleasure... or children?

smh at the way yall reason.
ogugua88: [size=13pt]That's different. A man can still get pleasure from a woman without ovaries or a womb. A woman can't get pleasure from a man with no joystick and balls.[/size]
this is how we reason

ogugua88: [size=13pt]It's not all about procreation pleep. I have to love someone and enjoy being in love with him for me to have children with him. A happy woman makes a happy mother.[/size]
and like this too.... She has said it ol
Family › Re: How Well Do You Know Your Children? by Les: 9:11am On Apr 28, 2013
Now I get... You know cos that is wen it's happening, wen they are starting life...but it's not necessary if you no bond with him/her. Eg if u didn't bond with ur kid wen at little age, wat would u know about d friends they keep, ol u know, this is d friend, they this and dat together and blah blah but u'll never know d kinda friendship they keep or wat brings or brought them together. But if u bond with ur child and is so much aware of their personality, u'll know d kind of friends he would wanna keep and you'll definitely know wat kinda friendship he keep.
So u're right based on one sidesmiley.... When they grow older, u'll know about them but u'll know better if u bonded very well with ur baby...
And wat is there to know self about a toddler playing with it's toyhuh If u are talking about infants and toddler, u leave older kids alone and vice versa.... Dat's ol
Romance › Re: Guys,will You Marry A Lady Without Ovaries Or Womb? by Les: 8:46am On Apr 28, 2013
Idowuogbo: Looolz...na so u like me reach? so if na prick dey my downstream, u go still carry Swarovski come ring me? shocked
ehe nau.....grin transgender tings go be on point!! wink no try me o, i de do d impossicant o.....
Family › Re: How Well Do You Know Your Children? by Les: 8:40am On Apr 28, 2013
byvan: Knowing a child is easier with older kids,you can Actually read them when they are older.
i disconcur... Bonds start from birth, the higher d bond, d greater d readability... Dad dont know any of my friend but i know many of his and business associates... Tho i try bonding with him, he no bond with me except wen i was LITTle and dat's why ol he knows about me was wen i was LITTLE....
Family › Re: How Well Do You Know Your Children? by Les: 7:48am On Apr 28, 2013
You are right sweedy..... I wish my dad had known me better, I for no bad like dis wink !!!
Romance › Re: Guys,will You Marry A Lady Without Ovaries Or Womb? by Les: 7:28am On Apr 28, 2013
wink
Idowuogbo: Hey! Long timest!!! U gud? smiley
you know say me self fit marry u even if u be man....wink
Romance › Re: Guys,will You Marry A Lady Without Ovaries Or Womb? by Les: 7:25am On Apr 28, 2013
Yo poster, i really do feel for ya, am not lying, ur type'll make d best of wife, u'll try to please ur man by ol means cos u aint able to get a baby for him... And hee, never u hide it cos dat is who u are and never u let any man, probably ur hubby abuse u for any reason cos of it cos it aint ur fault... Be proud of urself,promise me, you're...
To answer ur qweshon, YES i can reason being dat, others might marry for procreation, I marry to have a happy home. After ol, my family is not known for procreation (one of grandpa's wife was barren, two of my aunts have not yet seen any issue after more than 15 and 5years of marriage, my mum was more than 6yrs b4 issue and none of their hubby ever queried them of it). Marriage in my family is more of happiness than just kids so I can
pray u meet som1 like me.....
Romance › Re: I Urgently Need Your Sincere Advices by Les: 2:18pm On Apr 24, 2013
AThis is wat happens wen kids do wat is meant for adults- no offence. How can everybody sponsor wat u and ur hubby will enjoy alone? shows dat u guys aint financially ok or just stingy "not with 'my' money"
why would he call u a coward or was he just running his mouth?? Dat's not good for a man.
No marriage yet, there's break up, how about after marriagehuh
If u guys were d ones solely sponsoring ur wedding, why should a particular family say something and d other family wont know- it doesn't show any mutual watever..
Op, if ur man dont respect u, dont marry him and if you cant respect him, be far from marriage, I wonder wat u tink marriage is...
Marriage my foot.... Daah!!!

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