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NAI.iji.Riaaaa, good ppl, great nation!!

Achebe was a very great man, that's why his jealous, double-crossing friend that he praised so much in his last book 'there was a country' waited so much till he died to start spewing thrash.

You were d best of d best of ur kinds, you make me to be a proud Anambrian, Idemmili for dat mata....

Rip, the father of modern African literature!!

This lady is very beautiful..... But how will she fight against ra:..pe and still be wearing bum shorts and short skirts and opening her legs like dat considering d fact she's a beauty I wont be suprised wen wat she fight for happens to her.

Her campaign shouldn't be about ra...pe, it should be "women cover up urselves to prevent it" and it should start from her.....

A very handsome man, this religion of peace must surely have no peace.....

But wait o, I know say Blackbelly has a kinda encrypted code dat makes it impossible for its e-mail to be read by network, am kinda wondering if this spy ting can read mails sent with BB devices How will they read ol d millions of mails sent, will it use local networks like mtn and co Abeg computer gurus make una help me answer.... I tink am interested in this spy ting, i've been suspecting my bestie and gf 4 long...

Abeg wait o,
so ol d love mails I de send give my baby love, na so GeJ go de read am go give mrs dame

Omo, wind don blow fowl nyash open be dat o....

That's were I fall in...... Come to me baby and never get ur heart broken.... Les tings ol d way!!

Idowuogbo: Awon ode meji! Dem tell dem space to knack dey heaven? Foolish Iscariots.

like seriously, this woman, how do you get dis ur slangs?? Foolish iscariot YOU TOO MUCH!!!

For free If this one enter uyo, ibom tropicana/silverbird go fold

Monicasque: she has probably been hurt because of being a single mom. you know how guys can be when they me FIND OUT THAT a lady has got a child. Just lv her alone dude she thinks you will hurt her and she is tired of that

didnt you read the part where he said he has tried to leave her several times but she keeps begging him not to?

Involve the police. Please dont assume he's the thief. He could have bought it from the thief. Continue posing as a female. Chat dirty with him, make him think you want to scre w him to cloud nine. Arrange a meeting in a hotel with your police guys posing as customers too. Dont let him call you, use bbm for all conversations, that way you would be sure he would have the phone with him. Good luck and if you confirm he's not the thief, try to give him back the money he spent.(if you can)

Basstards have hidden my post, muzew!!

Wait o, is there a new currency after this polymer notes

aanumama: i use my left hand for everything except when writing and its cool, but whenever i'm giving an elderly person something i try as much to use my right hand.

Left hand is cool jare,it amaze my man and he's always showing off about it

dat giving thing is very frustrating i tell ya esp in my childhood days, adults cautioning me ol d times... Now am grown up, nobody seems to care and I like dat..

Gee001: He's 18 and he's known how to use both but only writes with just the left hand n eats with the right. Though it's funny when he uses the right 2 lift things cos it hurts. I find it amazing when he carries a full gas cylinder with the left walking. I think it's cool n wud luv 2b one although dem no dey learn left hand 4 old age. Tnx dear@aaliyaSA, you rock!

i eat wit my left till my primary 3 wen i was eating with my left hand, my teacher unknown to me flogged me from the back and shouted at me to use my right hand, it was painful and terrible, wat if d food I was eating choked me ol in d name of correction... Since then I started eatin with my right....

It can be very frustrating wen 9ja ppl see d left hand as taboo but u and I are full blooded lefties....

I wanna stop taking holy communion because I dont like putting my right hand on top- very frustrating...

There are alot of frustrating things about lefties esp in 9ja, over d years, i try using both hands, and right now, am a successful ambidextrous but still doesn't stop me from giving and collecting tings with my left, i try but it's like dat one is unstoppable!!

Truckpusher: You just heard one side of the story and you concluded by saying how ashamed you are when it comes to issues abt Nigeria, in fact you were so blinded by shame that you didn't bother to check your spelling anymore before posting......smh

i dont need to read any other side of story, i read d news...... Well, if U have any other story, pls kindly share or u keep mute and push ur truck.....
Call a spade a spade or dont quote me b4 I call u a hypocrit...... 9ja is bastardly corrupt
Like I said, am ashamed of this country and am proud of the country they're begging from!!!

Finally, it was a nairaland baby not NysC.....

Oya wat next, marriage


In either ways, takia ur woman, a faithful woman is better than a million bitach- so they say oo

*unfollowsThread!!*

Op, she never reach ur house Abeg do and show us some test results too...... There's a baby in d making......

Let us see if d baby is nairaland baby or NySc baby.......

They have seen an old man they can overpower come begin de flex muscle...........

Leave this old man alone and confront Boko boys for once, cowards...

Nigeria, good ppl, great nation!!!








Am ashamed of this daem country!!!!

Sisi kill or watever u call urself, ive not followed anybody since yr 2.9 i registered.... AM FELLOWING U, NIGGA... I appreciate dis post!!

firetrap: NYSC service year is a Federal government approved year of philandering. the Federal government set aside the year for Nigerian youths to fuuuuuck their counterparts from other regions of the nation. so my guy the baby ain't urs. if by any chance she served in akwa ibom and she passed out with batch a in February, e fit be me when give am belle oh

bad boy...... Papa ekaette must hear this....

Wat I mean is, try hiding the pregnancy just like dat albino hid d post of d guy correcting him to avoid emotional torment about d fact that it's either not urs or urs....

To curb ur uncertainty, dont let her live with u to avoid remembering it to you, just be sending her money from time to time till she delivers....

This is the best advice ever.........







Accept responsibility till the next 10 months, dat's exactly wat i'll do.....

raphead: the way the Northerners and the niger deltans are threatening themselves.I think it is high time we let the two of them show their powers and stop mouthing and giving the rest of the country unnecessary apprehension.

I love this, if they wanna fight, they are free..... Just that Biafra will be kind and forgiven enough not to fight against them as they did to them in the past........... It's a pity they are seeing wat 2dead men saw decades ago.......

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life_style: If those soldiers are the ones deployed then This will not be funny. i swear.. freaking scary

Am telling u, those guys are not really smiling!!!

Hee niqqa, i did that operation and hale and hearthy, meanwhile, friends came to comfort me, one told me about his dad dat did similar operation, after sometime, he started having pains around dat region, he went back to d hospital and it was discovered dat a blade was left in his stomach.

This might be d same ting with her, take her to another but good hospital or better still, teaching hospital and have her properly examined... Dat might be d problem and dont try self-medicate!

In other words

[quote author]Sexkillz, pls do me a favour by deleting dis thread[/quote]they succeeded!

fckyourman: Fixed

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