₦airaland Forum

Wat about when they say "owk?"

12 inches!:
More like five deadly terms used by immature women

promo!

Akprof: Not bad!

too bad! 9ja has produced millions of coppers wit great potentials, and last time I checked, there uniform was white polo written NYSC at d back, a navy colour trouser wit a face cap to match and also a belt and a boot of d same colour(don't know d colour) why she would want to ruin wat a whole nation has built, how great is she to spoil wat great men initiated, how old is she to alter wat has lasted for decades? Nawa o! D funny part of it is dat i'v ne'a seen a combination of skirts and boots b4 talkless of a long skirt. Short skirts might have been fairer. Ladies why don't you try it?

Eric-kenny:
I think I saw Jesus pixs. I have never seen him on tousers.Some trousers are better than skirt so, what you wear dont matter what matters is let it be decent.

Jesus's pix?

antitpiah: Where is the bird?

i think d bird is in outer space. Dat's where i last saw it!

BETTER ON THE OTHER SIDE!

SmoothCrim: Nigeria is a weak country

must you tok? If 9ja is wat you said, then ghana aint a country at all!

SmoothCrim: Nigeria is a weak country

must you tok? If 9ja is wat you said, then ghana aint a country at all!

PetroDolla: you mean those *okotoko igbo money ritualists? We all know how those igbo people make their money so don't come here talking as if you are talking to ignorant people the spare parts and other stuff they do are just a front. look, nothing works in nigeria today *apart*

do you see how backward dis guy's mind is? Mr, we de 2012 not 80s so wake up. Even if you de 10 000Bc, i no care atleast you believe we gat d cash and gat d mansions, how we get am, how e take join u? You no go come beg like others you bars.tard. Atleast you said Apart, which 1 de work for dat ghana of a tin we go fit call apart, you insolent fool?

Rossikk: If you're dumb enough to believe that fraudulent, nonsensical statistic, it's no wonder you're dumb enough to type the above rubbish.

even the poorest of dudes recharge there phones wit more than #200 everyday tokless of food, na wetin dis dem ghanist go hear wella cos it's very much applicable in dat their shi.thole country of a tin!

Rich0018: Ghanaians like Nigerians,all over the the World Nigerians and Ghanaians get along, from U.K Ireland and now in the USA where ever i meet a Nigerian i see him as a Ghanaian because we share everything in common. Ghanaian Churches and Mosque pray for Nigeria for stability because we know stronger and progressive Nigeria will impact the sub region if not all Africa positively. Its very unfortunate some folks post article here just to unleash anti Ghanaian sentiments among Nigerians. To our brother and sisters in Nigeria, Ghanaians have nothing against you.

shut up!

PetroDolla: Shut the Bleep up you fucking slowpoke! dirty, rotten slowpoke! you are not even fit to polish my shoes,slowpoke! Even if you live for another 300 years you can't achieve one-tenth of what I have achieved in my life so far,huh?

can you imagine?

My man mi say which kind winch craft which kind juju wey de make u do de tins u do sum guys de f up D banj dat juju man don fall ur hand just try de next door next to ur grave

Ealir to bed de say is same to rise but dis time sorry to who so ever dat post dis.dis one na gone soon sorry painful exite lie lie people

dekung: First off, that story, like most other stories in the bible including that of Moses, David and solomon, never happened. However, if the even actually took place like it was described then I dont think I want to serve an egotistical God who will use me to boast before his opponent only for him to allow his opponent to destroy all that I have worked including my children. Even if I have 200 other children does it relplace the relationsip that existed between me and one who were collaterally damaged by God?
I have two beautiful children now and I cannot trade their lives for anything even for the promise of more beautiful children.

dekung: First off, that story, like most other stories in the bible including that of Moses, David and solomon, never happened. However, if the even actually took place like it was described then I dont think I want to serve an egotistical God who will use me to boast before his opponent only for him to allow his opponent to destroy all that I have worked including my children. Even if I have 200 other children does it relplace the relationsip that existed between me and one who were collaterally damaged by God?
I have two beautiful children now and I cannot trade their lives for anything even for the promise of more beautiful children.

dekung: First off, that story, like most other stories in the bible including that of Moses, David and solomon, never happened. However, if the even actually took place like it was described then I dont think I want to serve an egotistical God who will use me to boast before his opponent only for him to allow his opponent to destroy all that I have worked including my children. Even if I have 200 other children does it relplace the relationsip that existed between me and one who were collaterally damaged by God?
I have two beautiful children now and I cannot trade their lives for anything even for the promise of more beautiful children.

who gave them to you? Who gave Job all that life? I leave here cause you all atoast no even get point, all your arguments are fallacy, believe me cos you don't know the bible than a repentant! If you can explain this "GOD'S the author and the finisher of our faith" and your explanation is similar to your argument, half consideration, but full consideration if you repent. But if you can't, just know it your self that you all atoast are delusively WRONG!

Catlanta: Nulear fusion? really! what movie did u just watch? In Nigeria? smh

wat is "SMH" ?

Billyonaire: Every organization now predict doom's day for Nigeria. This country does not have biometric database for Christ's sake. How the hell do you guyz get facts without data,.....?

see wonder o, can you imagine? 100k outta 250k is just for 1country outta the whole country in the world? This's a wicked lie and 9ja needs to take this to international court in hague cos whoever made this statistics should be punished. WTF!!

xynerise: there is time for everything. Time for sports and time for wife .

FINE ONE!

kabba7: Yes Buhari did not comment on the sttsck go hang him meanehile Jonathan Jetted out to Brazil when the Brazilian is president only send a rep. Info is that the family is trying to negotiate the expansion of their private shipping line.
As for the picture that guy is a well known IGBO boy his full name and the identity of his parents will be made available before too long if the moderators tarry a little before knocking the page off .

BAR STARD!

United_abby: any sensible and responsible man should never do that.God forbid!!cant accept monetary support from my wife let alone her dad

you are insensible and irresponsible! Tink am

See moderator abi na wethn, i said ff...uu.....cc...k up not mess up! Better mind your self o

galaxi: I can't judge the guy from with this poster wrote cause i had a similar case after graduation,my ex went around telling friends how wicked i am but the fact was that i caught her cheating & also saw an sms wia a guy was telling her how sweet she was on the bed.I never had chance 2 explain to most people she told about our break up,so before we cruxify the guy i think we should hear his part of his the story.Once U get commited to a gal expecially abortion she tend to take advantage of it &flirt around.

mhen! I have already heard enough, a blood oat(not palmwine or saliva oat o!) , and four abortions, there's nothing dis gal would do dat could possibly warrant her dumping. Assuming d guy had no other girls o, if d gal vexed him, provoked him, can't d guy consider d oat and d abortions and see wat he had put d gal through and 4give her? I don't blame d lady sha and all you guys we de hala 4 her, is it now that you know da gals are always very gullible? And don't you guys know that a gals gullibility and esp their emotions always cloud their sense of judgement? Am not saying she didn't felt 4 her babies, but obviously, d 1 she felt for d guy made her believe all he said that led her to the act, dat's gal nature 4 you. But gal you mess up o, you de abort baby 4 a husband figure to you, dat mean say, by mistake you marry a v.poor dude com get belly 4 am(your poor hubby o), you fit abort una 2 baby 4 am on his demand, nawa o!

Bukizo: Serious mata! if this guy can stand by and watch u abort 4 pregnancies then he doesnt care for u. He had no regard for ur health nor safety..he prob never had any intention of marrying u. Girl, u need to find ur inner strength and just forget him, it'll be hard but just take it one day at a time. cry if u need to, talk to ur friends and pray for strength. You deserve better than this!

even if she needs to, she shouldn't cos she has already cried and suffered enough. @op, You are a very good strong gal, but along the line you made a big bad terrible mistake. Lemme tell you dat life's like a stage and this your sad story is just like a stage in your life. Your mistake is that you failed your virginity and your kids(no offence cos i actually do feel for you). For the fact that you have failed doesn't mean you won't pass again! If just ONE and ONLY can you LEARN from your MISTAKES you made in just a moment, you can PASS every other STAGES in every MOMENT of your LIFE, WISE up cos you a GREAT woman. If you know tins that you do that can make you feel better even if it's hating That NoNE SENSE , IDIO.T BORN FO.OL WIT PASSION!(mind you hating men won't help at ol though you can shunn dem 4 now and move on,but it'll help if you would pray 4 God's comfort), please do it, you have my 2000% support!

cashmentor: Blow up the place? Only to raise another set of criminals.... Will he also blow up the Police, the Lecturers, the average corrupt Nigerian, the Medics, Nigerian Students, Pastors or Imams, will he equaly blow up Aso Rock and all our past leaders? ?I support u 100 %, buh that won't solve the problem!

atleast let there be a blow up first and see if corruptus will reduce or incline!

BoboYekini: i am a victim ooo, i am a victim!
of 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, and 9

lwkmd!

Abdul Adam56: NAIRALAND has turn intoEverybody dey carry mumu topic come dey post,jare read nd go no quotes

i de tells you!

Mynd_44: Why would this make front page? I don tire for Nairaland

honestly speaking, this should have made d last page! I know no wethn seun de think sef!

virtuoso01: Just leave him alone and let things be. The angrier you get the better he feels,he is having a good time so just ignore him.

WaT dA'iVoRyCoAsT ARE you GhaNANiAN NigGAz DoiN HeRE?

yuzedo: What a fantastic dog!!! I love it!
I wish I can adopt this blessed dog! It is worth more than 1m terrible humans we come across everyday and I daresay more intelligent, sensitive and caring than our president! Yes, this dog will make a better president than GEJ, only that we must not appoint any calabar man to its cabinet, b4 they kidnap the poor canine and send 404 bills to the National Assembly!

how could you value the life of a dog more than dat of humans? humans are humans and will also acts like humans any where even in your village. Therefore, if the number of people in your village is upto 1M, then one dog is better dan all of them. Who knows, maybe including you!

achi4u: did what?

aSk Am!

Ejiné: Yes, you are.

lol!