₦airaland Forum

Seun: I don't know whether I'm a legend, but I've certainly broken records through my role as the founder and manager of Nairaland. Nairaland is the most frequently visited African website in the world, according to Alexa. That's something!

Stop blowing your trumpet jor! *breaks coke bottle on his head*

SlyIg: You sound like a typical bush boy. Whats your business with someone marriage affair?
Get a life and get your Bleep out of people's affair.
Ebot Ubom!

You sound like a typical bush girl. Whats your business with someone's post on nairaland?
Get a life and get your Bleep out of people's post on nairaland.
Ebot Ubom!

If this OP story is true then i say congrats to adams for getting such a 'correct' babe like pearl! Pearl used to be my girlfriend back in the days before she became a soundcity VJ! We broke up due to tribe issues! Anyways, i just hope that adams guy is not after her because of her BIG booty cos she is such a wonderful person and deserves someone wonderful as well!

Why hasn't uche jombo gotten pregnant after 1 yr of marriage

Scarpon: wizkid this is your 4th expensive cars dude try to invest for the rainy season biko

That is what he is doing na! If rainy season start he would be inside this porsche panamera car while you HATER will be under the rain with your 'legedez' benz

pro01: OLE!

No be quarrel na!
@Topic i wonder where this wizpikin and his girlfriend 'love' is leading to!

Like this comment if you wore 'kito' sandals back in the days!

Iya Rainbow!

And yet haters will say, that producer (who also sells loya 'miik' up and down) is progressing more than him! Congrats to the kokomaster jare!

Is she still a virgin

Pls is she still a virgin

I wonder what NL mods want us to do with the interview of this Husband snatcher!

If you don't like seeing girls shaking their nyash in Nigeria music video stop watching it!

Not hating o, but they made a mistake by using burna boy who doesn't really have mass appeal! A wizkid or davido could have been a better choice!

coefoe: Lie lie! You can only do that to a girl you are already dating.... Not a girl you are trying to date.

Lol obviously you haven't met a guy like me who is not desperate for love and female company! Whether am trying to date a girl o or i am already dating her o.....if she orders for so many things am not comfortable with, i will let her know instantly no dulling! She can't beat me that am sure of! The least she will do is run her mouth and that ok by me! I don't know about other guys o but i don't suffer FOOLISH GIRLS gladly!

Am highly disappointed at the OP! When i saw the title of this thread 'how i taught my boastful date a lesson'.......i was expecting to read she made her 'boastful date' buy her a car, start a big business for her, took her on a shopping spree or something! Not knowing i will read its just the food he bought for her on their date that she wasted. And to think she came here to open a thread about that! Smh.......So OP tell us, what is the difference btw you and your 'boastful date'? Because by coming here to open a thread about what you did to him, you are also bragging!

[quote author=ChEkWaS IyKe ]Guy leave d stove for me like dat. No b firewood u tk dey cook? Mtchewww[/quote]Nahhhh........i use a gas cooker!

SMH.....Op don't you have Gas cooker in your house!

Nairaland girls can 'form'! Chai! Am sure many of you girls dissing ini edo a.k.a mrs hairy chest......cant boil water sef :p

Chilexeve: Why do I hate you? Am still wondering

Why do i love you? Am still wondering

See how genevieve nnaji spoilt the picture with her UGLY face! Stup.id geh!

He has a small 'one eyed snake'

Rumour has it that he closed his 'Pop' night club to enable him concentrate on selling loyal 'miik'

Nigerian girls and money tufiaaa!!!! See this fine girl marrying this UGLY man because of money! SMH

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[quote author=I.Joan]eeya!!!

Which current Nigerian footballer would end like this? [/quote]Mario balotelli!

SMH.....So this k-legged FOOL called chika ike is still going ahead to divorce her husband Am sure she is doing this so she can now have the chance to frolick properly with her sugardaddies....St.upid geh!!! With her UGLY face *spits*

mekaboy: Bla Bla Bla!

Money is the root of all evil, premarital sex is evil, if you want it money will get it for you. People will say is not all girls that are turned on by money. But you forget that 99.99% of the things on that list cost money.

She wants you to live alone without room mate, is housing free? She wants you to cook for her in your kitchen, I assume its with gas and not firewood. The house with kitchen cost money.

She wants you to have white teeth, have you asked how much it cost to bleach your teeth at the dentist?


They love the smell of Nice perfume, which cost from 15k up.

They want you to be well mannered and protective at the same time. You go to a club and a guy drunk taps her ass, she will want you to break his head with bottle at the same time well mannered.

All these fantasies are why relationships and marriages don't last. When the guy has to spend a lot to live up to her standards. What happens when he looses his job and his teeth returns to normal colour? Or can't afford a room with separate kitchen?

When he can't afford the perfume u liked? When he has to go to market buy ingredients to make ncha nkota (locally made soap).

What if he meets another girl more pretty than you are and cares less about all these things, he will leave you for her .

Ladies incase you don't know, the most important thing a man wants in a relationship is peace. If he has to meet all these standards to make you happy, then he just wants you for a while. When its time for marriage, he will look for someone who will be happy with his teeth even if its green. And please stop watching too much romantic movies, if all these turn ons u see in movie are real why do the actors and actresses still divorce?

If you say its not all about money then, go for the brick layers, some of them have 12 packs with so much muscle.

Lol at the highlighted part! Don't mind NIGERIAN GIRLS they just love talking without action! They claim its not about money yet they won't date bricklayers, road-side recharge card sellers, ice cream sellers or truck pushers etc whereas these people have 'six packs', muscles and personality(at least the ones i have seen). Mschteww

larayat: well diff strokes 4 diff folks...personality turns moi on!

A question for you...........Can you marry a guy that sells purewater for a living in 'Hold-ups' if he has 'personality' Pls say the truth remember God is watching you in his plasma Tv