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B4 ona begin attack or yarn 'okpata' lemme make it clear i like dbanj, i just observed that since dbanj released his koko mobile to the public in march i have not seen anybody use his phone branded kokomobile even 'chicks' who he claims 'loves' him so much! , it got me wondering did dbanj make a mistake by venturing into this bizness , when blackberry as we all know is still unbeatable even though some say iphone beat blackberry hands down! but the truth is that it is still the most used phone in naija!

wetin ona think? shey ona don see person way day use kokomobile for ya area? cos me neva see one!

Toonice:
Please what did u think that make this world a beautiful place to live in.
1. Money

2.Women

3.Love

4. None of the above

Thanks

can i use "50-50" so i can answer ya post jamb kweshun!

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=745993.msg9021778#msg9021778 date=1314464610]Consider the source suga.[/quote]

odiaero:
Seriously, that guy looks like BlackFace of Plantazion BoyZ

The fact say him face black nor mean say him 'resembu' blackface

i try abi i nor try from the way he was looking i just felt that was what he was thinking! anyways just came back from the wedding, and wow! she get 'likers' and supporters o! i tot with all the commotion surrounding their being together no body go show for the wedding 

its ur boy lesboboy, shout out to my mistress cuddleme!

Cuddlemii:
^thats my killz

Nope he is mine

sexkillz:

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=745498.msg9017006#msg9017006 date=1314398442]^^^
Agreed but most of the crap they post is sometimes dumb[/quote]Example a thread says >>>>>>>>>>>>"Do you pray before you have sex" kinda funnny and dumb!

toba:
Problems of nigeria is bigger than jonathan

GBAM!  

hbabe:
So?
Do they end up being bad wives or what?
Marriage is not about how many cars have parked in one's garrage but about one's ability to keep a home and tolerate all the wahala that comes with marriage.

HBABE<<<<<<<<<<<< So you are one them can i have my share of your punnny

[quote author=Brand_new link=topic=743469.msg9003734#msg9003734 date=1314272769]I'm like w.d.f is Seun Osewa doing with Fela ? [/quote]SECONDED!

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]The author sounds local anywayz wouldn't want to end up with someone like him.[/color]

PWEETY4ME <<<<<<<<<<<< BUT YOU CAN END UP WITH SOMEONE LIKE ME RIGHT! REMEMBER I DRIVE A BMW JEEP

Yes! mercy Johnson will wed later today under the watchful eye of MOPOLS, ARMY, OPC, VIGILANTE, BABALAWO, etc, lol

i think this is good, so that all those bad belle 'pipo' will back off (and yes i said bad belle because as far as LOVELY or whatever her name is, nor provide

marriage certificate then she no get tok simple! abi wetin ona think my 'pipo'

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/08/mercy-johnson-weds-today-amid-tight-security/

My dad calls my mum, mama l-e-s-b-i-a-n boy and my mum calls my dad, papa l-e-s-b-i-a-n boy

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=745550.msg9017111#msg9017111 date=1314399445]Lesb[i]ian[/i]boy.

lol-- You never jam!

Yh, I know most of the stories are made up. I'm just goofing around.

However, its very possible that a good number of folks on here are not who you think they are (190, 2011).

If you want love, then get your lazy a$$ out of your chair and seek for it on the street, not online ( especially NL). Stop wasting your love (lol) on random, unknown people. It makes sense to me not to.[/quote]TELL THEM O!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=745550.msg9017042#msg9017042 date=1314398780]LOL-- Mynd has fallen in love with a faceless person. Chei-- I pity you(lol). I just hope she's not a vampire or a transgender.[color=#006600] I've heard too many weird and scary stories on here. [/color][/quote]Do u realise that most of the stories on here are just people's imagination!

pendo89:
Yes op .its very possible. I can only allow it to grow if there are high chances of us ever meeting physically to confirm our love 4 each other. Anything short of that is a waste of time,emotions an internet time.
Note: Do not be foolish like some fb dude who had an encounter with a 419 ghost.

Pendo sweety since u haven met moi can u fall in love with moi!   least i forget i drive a range rover sport jeep

2buff:
^^ Lesbianboy 4 real apparently

YUP! gave him sign on FB that i was a guy with a girl pix on my profile but him no wan hear so i decided to 'teach' him a lesson! the pix i used i got it from a friend. i think wat made him fall was because the babe was well endowed! i warn am him no hear i had to stop because my guys said it may get out of hand!

So poster use ya brain

Successimpactld:
I met a friend on facebook(female). We ve been friends for 5yrs now,becos of one or two reasons i decided to fall in luv with her, not knowing dat she  deceived me with pix. To cut d long story short. I later realised dat it was a man that is using lady pix to deceive me behind by collecting money frm me in d name of luv. Pls i need some one to rescue me!

So chairman u day NL well guy-man like me suppose chop! i am the guy,  i kept 'posting' and when u kept asking for fone number and u didnt even notice something was rung someone! use your head next time! if u think am joking i can give out your name so u will no am the guy for sure!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=744969.msg9015785#msg9015785 date=1314384619]^^shout till tomorrow, you'll still read what i have to say

if it pains you, slam your head on the nearest wall, kick a big rock, or smash your computer.

then we'll know this matter is touching your drug pushing butthole!! [/quote]I have finally come to a conclusion that u are on cheap drugs   from my post do i sound like someone, what your posting is paining so to speak! chei! well kip getting worked up over someone else's husband/wedding nor go find ya own husband!


[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=744969.msg9015902#msg9015902 date=1314385745]lol I've been around how are you?[/quote]NATASHA natasha the very God's own princess and lesboboy princes well if u say so, but i have not being seeing ya post lately post jamb stress i suppose??

This is what one of guys used to do to embarass girls! sometimes i feel for them because he does it to fine girl who like forming "phoney", once the guy just hear say u they form, him go just ask the babe one kweshun con blow one heavy grammar whey him self no understand the babe go just they tok "sorry" "pardon" "sorry" "pardon"

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=744969.msg9015747#msg9015747 date=1314384280]look, you people cant attempt to shout others down simply because you're as sick as mercy and her criminal boyfriend.


you talk your own, i'll talk my own, kapish?[/quote]well it only shows una nor get work! if not u wont be analysing someone else's life with so much hatred   assuming she was hearing u if for better, but she not so u all should   ya heard  

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=744969.msg9015562#msg9015562 date=1314382934]its her choice, so all I can do is wish her well   but sha the pastor should skip ''is there anyone here who is AGAINST this union . . '' lol that is the part I'm afraid of [/quote]Abi o  

NATASHA HONEY MISSED U! were u bin yori yori

Am beginning to think there is more to this mercy and odi guy! cos i cant believe mercy is going tru all this for just one guy! assuming he was fine i for say little wonder she is struggling to get married to him! but the guy is   very dirty according to tpia in one thread and looks rugged though i hear say him get 'pepper' wella. but even at that, mercy get her own 'pepper' na abi shey na greed they worry am! or did the guy 'jazz' her if na me be mercy i for don leave this man te te, all this trouble just for marriage! i bow for her o!

if she was fighting like this just to get married to dangote or adenuga or femi otedola or jimoh ibrahim or harry akande or bill gates or warren buffet or l e s b i a n boy   EHEN! i for understand!


well b4 i go am just wondering why tpia and ameboajela (especially the latter) are taking this issue seriously, why are u guys crying more than the bereaved
or are u guys LOVELY  

Cuddlemii:
This is what I mean:

I am not saying a babe should jump into bed with a guy. I am just saying you can pass your message across to a guy politely without being nasty, rude or deceptive. Most babes have lost their prospective hubbies because they either over reacted or scolded them when they were being chased or approached.  Its later they get to hear about the guy's level & behavior and they start regretting. Its not compulsory you date every guy that comes after you but never underestimate the power of networking: it can get you a job, contract or even your future hubby.

Some babes also forget that the walls have ears & human beings are like water. A babe would have a terrible past yet she would meet a guy & start forming disciplinarian not knowing the guy has already done a background search on her. The guy probably had good intentions towards her but her nasty holier than thou actions would get him dancing to her tune, bleep her whenever she gives it up & takes a walk.

A babe should just be herself, act principled without having to carry a chalk like a school principal. Just be real & what would be would be.

GBAM!!!!!! this is wat most ladies fail to understand   they think by shouting, hissing or cussing all guy will get discourage! them never jam some crazy guys, that no matter the shout,cuss,hiss them go disturb u na the girl go tire begin beg!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=745238.msg9013551#msg9013551 date=1314367851]****somebody is feelin guilty (proofs my point again) ****[/quote]

@OP 'E ku ke' is the answer! for those who dont understand wat 'E ku ke' is i mean those 'under-fed' local dog u see on the road

kpolli:
It is sad to know that we have a lot of single old women on NL. . . . see wetin una dey advice the girl make she do, do u want her to get serious at 30 n by then start acting desperate? Pls dont spoil her future for her

Poster, am not telling u to get ready for marriage now, am saying discover urself, be wiv a guy that mite not marry u, but wud help u get ready for marriage. . . . at 25 n u dont know how to be a gf, its sad to me. . . . we have 18yr olds getting married, it wud be nice marrying at not such an old age

kpolli thank u very much for your post! am surprised how some NL girls think  

@Amya is a good thing that u know u have a problem. Yes! 25 yrs is not old no doubt, but for ur own good dnt listen to those that make it seem that "okay she's just 25 yrs therefore she should relax!"

Most ppl here especially girls have 'mouth' i am sure if they were in ur situation they would be disturbing pastors up and down!

remember time waits for no man!

My candid advice, take a piece of paper and clearly write down what u dnt like about urself and want to change!

Then practice (remember practice makes perfect)

Though is not gonna be easy but with determination u can achieve anything ya heard