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@op u r not lucky o! Dnt let all telling u,u r deceive u, now u ladies see y most guys dnt wanna wait! After suffering waiting all becos u wanna marry a vargin u still suffer after marriage again

So mrs chinyere chima has started preaching too, praiseeeeeeeeeee tha living God somebody!, LMAO

He want to fork ur kpekus chikena!, lol

Mama gee if na play stop am o   how can u say u look like my wonderful actress ini edo u look like an MGBEKE feeling funky  

190:
Look at her neck

Doesn't she look like someone suffering from ELEPHANTIASIS

ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOO

J12:
Chioma Chukwuka. I love her

Chioma what dat girl is too dryyyyyyyyyy some times i wonder how her husband copes too dry sims u are a dry person for u to like her

besides as 4 moi i go for the ladies with big bakassi like ini edo empress njamah stephanie okereke

Cuddlemii:
This is old gist na. Ive read this story on Nland tey tey.

Poster u sef wan claim moderator, u dey apply for post for Nland

your username is aight cos its explicit enough

erm cuddleyourself bro(m) are u okay when u see me apply for moderator 

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=705182.msg8643496#msg8643496 date=1309734167]Are you seriously kidding me? I'm not even talking about them thinking he killed his wife----So if you see a man Jumping out of a window covered with blood and driving off like crazy (probably at 200mph) --- you'll seriously think everything is ok?

For the neighbors to have seen the blood sef, means the guy was soaked to an extent--- and they still thought everything was ok-- He just killed a chicken and he couldn't open the door so he decided to ------? abi--- I just don't get your point. [/quote]Y are u calling me justin bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i will press ur left b.r.e.a.s.t!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=705182.msg8643445#msg8643445 date=1309733562][color=Black]Is a lie! Justin Bieber, I've seen/heard this story somewhere--recently.

Anyways---- I have no words for the guy---I'm gonna start misyanning if I start to type what I really feel.

as for the neighbors: They saw a guy covered with blood jumping through a window and driving off and they thought everything was ok? Chei! MuMurity at it's best! So if the guy was going to kill another victim that night--he would have actually succeeded?  

It's good to always include the "prayers of Solomon" in our daily personal prayers.

the wife: RIP. [/color][/quote]Erm babe! why are u calling moi justin beiber  

sexkillz:
[size=13pt]Sad Story. . .  But if i find out you made this up, I'll Kill YOU!! [/size]

i made it up oya kill me!

@190 thanks for the pix sims u are current

Here is the story as relayed by one of the woman in this story colleagues:

"They gt married in nov 2008. I hear they've bin having issues. "He lost his job abt 2yrs ago. She had to be splitting her salary to sustain him. I hear he beats

her, bt she did not tell her pple. She however confided in one of our colleagues. She got home one day and saw that he had sold her car.

When she confronted him, he said he needed money. It caused a serious issue that made her leave d house. Her father told her not to go back but she

refused. On friday last week she started her leave and told her pple she will visit them. cos her father stays in ifako while she stays in isolo with her husband.

She even paid d rent in isolo - 1.3m recently. They didn't hear frm her again that evening.Then they tried calling bt she didn't pick. Her husband called bk to say

they had a small misunderstanding dat has bin sorted out. They asked to speak with her. but he said she ws doing something and will call bk in 2mins. They

didn't hear frm them again. The neighbours however saw d husband jump thru d window with blood stains and drove off; bt since there was no scream or

quarrel. they thought all was well. It was d nxt day they discovered her body.  he stabbed her severally in d face and chest,

close to d heart. thats not all he cut off her b.r.e.a.s.t leaves the bent knife in her neck, locks her up in the house and takes off. (Although now he is in police

custody)

just wondering isnt it a shame that a lot of the time those we let into our lives and homes as our guide and protector are those we need protection from. na wa 

nairalanders wetin una think 

190:
^You really get problem      

No seriously some people get threatened with some post they see on Nairaland i will say it again forget the 711680 members you see on

nairaland i know how many ppl i have asked to join NL but they tell me they are on NL but cant remember their password and dont sim too eager to join

again cos they are busy with work or other things apart from that 1 person can have 10 usernames and they are plenty on NL example 190 mr cork to

mention a few so ppl feeling threatened shud chill

fork adict:
@ 190.
With this your yeye, rubbish post, if i swear for you, walai e go tooooo catch you.

I meet one girl like 2 weeks ago (on sunday) and i escape wit her name and number. I carry am go my crib the following sat but notin happen. The next day (sunday), i carry am go my crib again and we smooch wella. We commot cloth, press anytin, squeez anytin but we no fork. She talk say when we see yesterday, say we go fork tire. When we con see yesterday, the girl con dey stiff body and the koko be say we no con fork again as she tell me before. I sure say the girl change her mind cos she read this your nonsense, jagbajantis post.

Wetin con vex me pass be say thru out yesterday for office, from morning till we close, na one kind baaaad hardon i dey carry waka everywhere dey hope say better forking go happen when i reach house. You can imagine how miserable i felt when the whole plan scatter!

kai 190, how person wan take treat this your MEGA FORK UP?

Fork addict bro chill i understand how u feel becos i used to think that way especially when i see a post that is silly for instance there is a

thread[b] "would you still marry her if she decides not to change her name"[/b] and many people where saying they wud not bear their husband surname

in fact they wud convince their husband to bear their(the wifes) name bla bla bla bla when they know the right thing!  , You probably

think everyone wud see 190 jagbajantis post as u call it! and that cud spoil your runs let me educate u and many Nlanders who think same

way i know they are many especially guys men forget the 711635 members u see on nairaland many nigerians dnt know

what 'Naira' tok less of 'land' is  and its the most popular forum! even at that, if they know not every one will see this post! even if its

make front page! remember lots of threads make front pages so its going to push this post down and out unless they kip putting it constantly

even at that not everyone will see it so chill as for the babe way no gree for u just take it that day was not ya lucky day and not becos she

saw 190 post! hope your okay now leave 190 if he wants make him create 5 threads, put this thread on all sections of Nairaland! not everyone will see it

infact majority will not see it trust me am out!!!

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[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=701030.msg8629246#msg8629246 date=1309523628]I can bleed for up to eight days and not dead.

I can push a 7 to 10 pound baby out of my womanliness and still be tight downstairs.

My kitty can be sold and traded to the highest bidder and live longer than the condos

My body can produce milks without having to graze the green pastures

I can piss out of two holes instead of one.

I can just put on some heels, bend slightly, and smile and my car is fixed in seconds! [/quote]And who told u all men will fall for this rubbish only punny starved guys will fix a car for a woman all becos she wore an 'aba made' shoe with heel and bend slightly

sexkillz:
Yes, na me talk it.  Disagree all u want, Call me names for all i care, Say all the sheet on you dirty mind, it aint gonna shake me. i'm not here to preach o as i am no pastor (i Hate Pastors). I'm just here to air my mind on the romance section. (Yes i know where i am) To all the virgins in tha NL house i say Kudos. Pls dont hide your identity o. There is nothing bad in it o. You are normal and functioning very well. Hey and it's not a lack of opportunity. No one knows the amount of temptations you go thru,  You are missing nothing except a few minutes of breathing fast, a few minutes of Ecstasy, and u are are missing out on loads of STDs and STIs and unwanted pregnancies and unwanted heart breaks,  LWKM Hey if it's not a virtue why do guys always look out for virgins to marry? No, virgins are not saints no one is saying so and i'm not talking of virgins that engage in oral or A._.l s3x( una no qualify). Who says virgins are ugly Jor o, Think again,  I dont really care what people say about me. I care for what i do and have reasons for my Actions. If u are not a virgin, you have your reasons and no one is Judging you, i hate people that Judge. Once again virgins, Una toooooooo Much. Keep it up

Sexkillz(m) bro, Is everything OK

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=701030.msg8617889#msg8617889 date=1309375391]once again I have won the battle looser [/quote]You can see she is trying to make peace wiv ya why dont u accept instead of this statement! i want marry u agin o

@OP pls "wats the time" it works like magic for me or i just call out a name and if the person says no am not so-so-so person from there i enter her

kandiikane:
Why does my left leg look like its got elephantiasis?

[quote author=frank3.16 link=topic=701030.msg8615066#msg8615066 date=1309350878]ladies face it, u all like being women because MEN like you. u like the way we admire and chase after u.

its like saying u like being a human because u like being liked by almigthy GOD[/quote]Are u ok do u realise that women now chase men, infact its now a 50-50 thing unlike b4!, if u are a girl and beautiful, guys wud chase u but if u are a guy and handsome like moi babes wud chase! beleeee that!

Mobinga:
Wack-arse Wrapper with a meagre amount of lyricism. All he does is rap about weed weed and weed, nothing else.
Relying on the norwegian dudes to give him killer beats.

Do you mean StarGate the producer

Omolola1:
lesbianboy, seun and hs machine changd my post. . .lol
@190, yeah ryt. . .

The same way seun and his machine changed mine but i have edited it to make sense so edit yours now!!!! its an order

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=701529.msg8611409#msg8611409 date=1309299137]thanks omolola mine is always '' no result yet'' but I'm hoping on God I know it will be released just like you said hehe I'm glad i got you laughing please don't remove the thread oh [/quote]NATASHA SO U CARRIED "BOMB" Sorry "BULLET" during jamb now they cant release ya result

Omolola1:
who is ds one? your post doesnt make sense @lady-loving-lady.

OMOLALAA does this make sense too

M M M:
op
i prefer ladies wearing G-STRING alone.

Breaking news>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Natasha S-E-X starves 190 for 6 months in their marriage!

I love nicki minaj and wiz kalifa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! am a huge fan! especially wiz kalifa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tellwisdom:
Wondering and pondering  why we consider all women as chicken brain? So easy to convince, Easy to deceive, But these same people are the one running our minds(Male).

[color=#550000]Honey, buy me Lambourgini, She's got it,,  Honey kill that man and you find that man dead, Honey, are you mad,,  The man, Yes im Mad!, Honey succk my thin, and you find a HIGH PROFILE PERSONALITY under a woman succking her Punny!

Now, who is the puppet?  [/color]  Levels don change

Tell wisdom, abi kilo ru ko e, if u fall for such, well thats u, becos am way too sharp to fall for the trick of any girl!!!!

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=700660.msg8603692#msg8603692 date=1309215554][color=deeppink]Why do some men talk or stare at female strangers they have never met before?[/color][/quote]They are not looking at u they are undressing u with their eyes!