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with this post i have finally come to a conclusion that the OP is lovely her self

toyemz:
sorry guys just stumbled across this
@gerald2

pls be a man and apologize

Slaps toyems for this  tell her to apologies to all men now! 

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=743803.msg8999301#msg8999301 date=1314216535]Hmm. *subscribing*[/quote]

[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=743803.msg8999224#msg8999224 date=1314215734]A woman would be much better off if she could distinguish the difference between a man that flatters her & a man that compliments her, a man that spends money on her & a man that invests in her, a man that views her as property & a man that views her properly, a man that lusts after her & a man that loves her, a man that believes he is Gods gift to women & a man that REMEMBERS a woman IS God's gift to man,

^^^^^I read this and I know some of you will say it is just cliche - but I had to Repost it here on NL - I pulled it off a status of one of my facebook friends - I am not the author - but I just loved it - because it SPEAKS TRUTH.[/quote]i dnt know about other guys o i am a very confident young man and 'wonderfully made' + have money sef so i think am Gods gift to women

ITHANKGOD:
@POETIKALZ

Wow what a heartless business man you are. No need to say much but personally if you are the only engineer around for borehole i will prefer to drink from the mud for the rest of my life.

Thanks

bhusayor:
Eeeewwww! Hu loves any bad odour? Be it mouth, body, booty,

May be becos girls dnt react, so i feel they love the smell

M M M:
op
when last did u brush your mouth

Gives MMM a hard punch below the belt

yorke:
Oh my God! What a question.

Yorke bro do u have mouth odour 

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=742125.msg8983028#msg8983028 date=1314041256] [/quote]I know ppl like u that have mouth odour will not like this thread  

AmeboAjela:
I know exactly what you mean lol,
some of us just like being polite

Thank u jor  u have sense  

This may sims funny and ridiculous! but to me its not, i have seen many guys when they tok close to me, the stench that oozes out of the pity they call a mouth is killing u know the funny thing i see those same guys toking to girls at close range and i carefully watch the girls reaction she doesnt act as if some thing is smelling

I mean is it that girls dnt wanna act funnny when they perceive his mouth odour so that the guy will not feel offended or is it that them girls dnt smell any thing because i am 1000% sure this guys have mouth odour yet they tok closely to the nose of the girls abeg NL girls make ona tell me have u ever seen a guy who toks to u and u percieve his mouth odour

sexkillz:
Who are you? Dem no tell you say my name na KILLZ?  You wan DEAD?

Stones "S  E  X  doesnt killz"  tissue paper on his forehead and punches him below the belt 

sexkillz:
Who be Sniper?

I go beat u one day

oghenefiokpokpoweumuokorodafe

dammytex:
Sorry to disappoint you. I'm still a virgin.

And no weapon fashioned against me to lose my virginity shall prosper. Not until my wedding night.

Not even you sef. (Anyway you no reach sha) lol

Guess u r one, because of lack of opposhunity right

ActiveMan:
SEUN turn this site to a social network
do a mobile version for social network

with 743192 members you go chase facebook small,

just add the ability of social networks.

people like am well well

the look of the site don tire me self, give use new look similar to this.

you can do it.

so u ashually bulieve dat there are 743192 members on nl, lol well lemme tell u, dere are many ppl here with multiple ids, infact i can tell u dat ppl on nairaland can just be like 2000 ppl overall but d multiple ids especially in romance and computer section have increased it to dat number u r seeing!

^^ Prince u have spoken well. Its very annoying after 12hrs or more u check and u see no new topic is on d frontpage. At those complaining dat the topics are to much shud pls shut up! What u guys shud be complaining about is let them stop putting stupid threads on front page, eg threads like 'do women fart' , 'a nairalander sings poem to is mum' etc, the latter among d 2 i just mentioned got me thinking if d mods favour some ppl on nairaland cos i dnt see a reason why i shud read a poem a normal nlander wrote to his mum! *confused*

also least i 4get like sum1 said delete old threads in romance section like d one's posted in d year 2005, 2006, 2008

Wats with the 'outer beauty fades away' bla bla bla, The way most of u on this thread r sounding is like as if marrying a pretty girl is now a bad thing! Well for me i dnt wanna wake up err morning to see a girl with 'ojuju face' like MRS C, (she knows her self already!) So i wud go for a pretty girl with inner beauty, because am a pretty boy!

lepasharon:
anyone notices these ''wowo'' single girls give the best relationship advice

@op u gott dat rite

@lepasharon do u remember me I was d guy dat gave u a lift yesterday

Ever since Etisalat took a bold step by bringing down call rate. there seems to be a fierce competition among all the telecom networks in Nigeria. In my opinion, it seems Glo is 'carrying last' in the competition, lol, I don't know if you guys have noticed that many Nigerians are dumping their Glo network and switching either to Etisalat or Airtel or MTN, especially Airtel because their call rate is the cheapest as of now.

I am the type that receives call wella.  Many people who use to call me with Globacom have switched to other networks.  At first, I thought maybe its only people that call me that have changed! Until I started hearing some other ppl say the same thing! the last one was when i heared 2 girls toking about it last week in church, could it be that nigerians are angry with the way the Adenuga family do their thing especially Paddy Adenuga (who moves around with bodyguards who harasses innocent citizens, lmao) or is Glo's call rate deal not good? Guys have you noticed same thing too or shey nobody day call una, lol?

sandee575:
Sam Loco, not many find this love on Nairaland. RIP.

I am telling you! he was really loved even ppl i know who dont watch nigerian films knew him and to think i was watching one of the films he featured in (BRAIN BOX with aki and paw paw)only for me to check nairaland and see this thread that he is dead

uncle sam may ur soul rest in peace you really made lots of people happy and i am one of them

cantell:
You again? SMH190's case is helpless(20,000+)
You still have a chance(15,000+)

Cantell bro i am telling u 190 case na another 'tori' entirely, his post is even more than the owner of nairaland   and tommorrow u wud hear him say ma girlfriend this, the girl i met today, i phuck punny today, which time did he use to do all he claims he is doing when he is always on nairaland,


beside he is about to break a record on nairaland as the only member to visit this site from january to december! he has 4 months and few weeks to break the record, wandering how i know, well any time am not online, the day i come only and i am going tru threads i always see 190 comments which shows he was online the day/days i was not  

bknight:
a lady's financial independence only implies i have one less thing to worry about.it doesnt mean she can't be dependent on u for some other things, say security? many girls needs d man to do all d thinking for them, or some emotional loving? even spiritual advice n guidance sef believe me, there's but one thing dumber than a man in love -a woman in love. typically, a woman truly in love will defend her own! less accomplished man or not.and my nigerian girls aint different, even d NLers who say they cant take a bullet 4 my hommies -na lie!! u'd see a lady beaten blue black everyday and ends up in hospital for corrective surgery, she still says '. . but i love him'[/b]so long as i dont ask anything of her + i hv mi some accomodation + my ride? intimidate wetin? is u a sissy?

marriage na different mata sha

The thing they always amaze me and i feel like killing them when i hear them tok like that

adosjun:
When i hear women saying men r intimidate by a beautiful, intelligent, wealthy or independent women, I jst laugh, [b]What men r really intimidated of r their nasty character and nt their success or they being independent, I hv had my share of a few n i knw wat i'm talkin,

Thank you very much pls tell them ladies! i have notice that wat they always feel! fear fire na the girl day feed me so why should i fear mtsheeeeeeew

Sagamite:
More like maybe your head is correct today.

Surely you see the benefits of not smoking that lalalaala everyday!

Go ahead and guess.

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=727401.msg8851795#msg8851795 date=1312449009]hmm, so we are this many in Number?  

@ Toba, This your "i don't do s\ex" thing is beginning to get on my nerves oh [/quote]i don laff piss for body  

@ da doctor yup i day on top wire when i snap the pishur, lol @yorke Shut Tha 'F' Up my friend! no wonder ur signature says 'they all think you are going to jail' why wont they think like that when u cant ease up for once in ur miserable life, if its not funny u sharrap and move on kappish! And to those 'na me smart pass' who r saying its an accident its either una popsy or girlfriend or mistress or sugar daddy be LASTMA official! If u r a coward doesnt mean others are! u try and put up a fight or raise ur voice make them fear small ya heard! Though it got him a destroyed tyre, but he could not phantom why they wanted to arrest him for 'one way' and wanted to show small 'agidi' or is it 'gra gra' they call it LMAOUSCMA!!!!!!

MODERATORS PLEASE O,  I DIDNT KNOW WHERE TO POST THIS SO FORGIVE MOI    IS JUST THAT WAT

I SAW SOME LASTMA GUYS DOING LAST WEEK CAUGHT MY ATTENTION  SO I DECIDED TO SNAP THEM

AND SHARE WITH YOU GUYS! ISNT IT FUNNY LASTMA CATCHING BICYCLE RIDERS FOR ONE WAY!  GUYS

WHAT DO U THINK!! 

EDITED:
wow so this thread made front page hehehehe, yipeeeeeee he no easy to create thread way go make front page o dis na my first time! Ehen if mr corks thread can make front page why cant mine to make front page, lol, oya all my 'likers' lets drink to it, and as 4 all my haters on here 'shop stone' ya heard!!

I forgot to add d person did it on purpose, lol and were is my eye going,

What wud u do, you were sitting on ur own and someone comes from behind and closes ur eye!(U no all those childish play children play) and you remove the persons hand turn around and u realise u dnt know the person what wud u do? Girls if u realise it was a handsome dude that did dat to u. Guys wat wud u do if u realise the person was a drop dead gorgeous sexy babe?

A guy tells his girlfriend , "i may not be rich, i don' t have a car and villa like my friend samson, but i love and adore you". She looks at him with tears in her eyes and hugs him like there's no tomorrow and whispers in his ear, "If you love me, introduce me to samson". Na wa ooooooh must ladies luv a Guy because of money??

Cuddleyourself bro y r u taking it personal, to d extent u went and start asking ya mum,cousin,etc has it occured to u dat the poster cud be lying, lol

@Op is this gist real when ordinary tinubu is earning N4bn monthly then a whole presido will earn this chicken change