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[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=632216.msg7993982#msg7993982 date=1301185545]Go choke on a manliness.   [/quote] oya mr chima were u day make i do as ur wife tok  

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]lmao she already did!   [/color]

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=632216.msg7993950#msg7993950 date=1301185157]Yay!  Internet connection back on.     You are lacking on your stalking mister!   [/quote]nwanyi oma ke ki mere she o wa pa  

190:
[color=deeppink]thank you for your understanding[/color]

there is love in sharing duh! ******includes mzdarkskin name again, by force waiting for 190 reaction******

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=632221.msg7993623#msg7993623 date=1301181496]^
Abeg free me jor; I am just marveling at work of God, Hotie Tima is simply a drop dead gorgeous piece of art![/quote]were u not the one yabbing her in one of the thread on nairaland section now for romance section u don day change mouth tell her d truth she not HOT abeg!!!

I cant get aroused seeing 'coldie Tima' unclothed chei, give me ogugua, babe!, Mzdarkskin, Mrs chinyere eve chima, inked nerd, anna white and u wud see ma 18 inches koboko come out with full force

@all, pls dnt mind dis Mgbeke feeling funky(village girl feeling funky) hot girls dont force guys to say they r HOT, and u saying 'guys tell me am HOT so u dnt nid any NLder to tell u dat' infact i am laffing in afganistan as am typing dis! It shows how gullible u r, Becos I have seen guys telling ugly gals dat they look 'takeaway' and the mumu gal wud say 'thank u' we wud just have a gud laff, so u saying guys say u r HOT is funny, though ur not really ugly o but to say ur HOT is a personal syking, u can deceive err one buh not urself

Hotie tima pls take yomi jnr's and omo to dun's advice especially yomi's own! I tot i was d only one dat noticed dat english on almost every thread u create are poor! instead of u to admit ur fault and quietly adjust u r still trying to console urself by saying trash:p:p and pls stop saying ur HOT cos ur not!(no offeinssse) :p and dont even give me dat beauty is in d eyes of the beholder crap cos we guys know HOT ladies when we see one, Though ur not ugly and ur not HOT infact ur confused :p:pany guy dat calls u HOT needs contact lens sorry eyeglass or maybe they just want to 'chop' ur punny and clean mouth :p:p

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=53264.msg7986368#msg7986368 date=1301079875]-She gave birth to a male son.
-Can you hear that smell?
-I came to your office, and I met your absence.
-What does it say by your time?
- Reverse back.
-Enter Inside.
-Are you inside of my mind?
-Come and start going.

LMAO, d list is endless.[/quote] ****seriously laffing and mistakely falls from the bed****
we also have

.Nepa has bring the light!
Did u baff this morning
how far?
Whats up? (almost err is guilty of this one, did i kip anyfin up so how do u expect me to know what's up?.
Pls 'dress' for me a little here is tight!

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=631150.msg7984177#msg7984177 date=1301058845]There are many factors for why people marry the wrong person.  These are some of the factors that may or may not apply to you or someone you know:

For citizenship to other countries
Money
Companionship
Peer Pressure
Drugs
Biological Clock Countdown
Pregnancy
Religious reasons
Family Tradition
Lust
Sex[/quote]When they say go to school u no gree so tell us mrs ifunanya chima so what the difference btw lust and sex

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=620294.msg7984028#msg7984028 date=1301057712]Mixed with a little of Haitian meat that a deadly combination. You going to be walking bowlegged for a week or so. [/quote]

190:
[color=deeppink]orisirisi

yawa don gas [/color]

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Do u sell lingerine? abi which kind question be this?[/color]

My friend tell us ur bra size and even add pant size join u never know u might just get a bra and pant gift from moi  

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Do u sell lingerine? abi which kind question be this?[/color]

My friend tell us ur bra size and even add pant size join u never know u might just get a bra and pant gift from moi

Gokson01:
Ladies: Wetin be your Bra size and your status?
Guys: Wetin be your gf size?

My babes wear's size[b]34[/b]

Orikinla:
Because they follow their lust and not their heart.

GBAM!

new guy:
feels right to them at that momet

GBAM! GBAM!!

190:
[color=deeppink]Well with the kind of username you have,

I am not suprised you decided to pierce your ear, im even more suprised you didnt pierce your prick/d1ck join

you for pierce your prick join make the thing complete      [/color]

@poster no i cant die for no one but i expect her to die for me

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=630505.msg7976709#msg7976709 date=1300969801]Oh Snap! I couldn't help but notice my username on your signature. Watsup with that though? I barely know you.[/quote]omolara dats not funny why u denying me on NL!!!

I love my earrings make all them earrings wearing men haters go kiss their mumsy punny jor   i wear earrings cos it makes me over handsome

and 190 how is it childish   just say all of una no get the liver open una ear simple  

Blackberry has been raining since i wonda why nigerian (especially girls) are so obsessed with it

Tosinville:
Hahaha! this sounds so funny & phoney to me at the same time, how can they include bb and ipod in their family dowry?lol when did that become a traditional thing and if its true then you're absolutely with a wrong girl but to me this isn't real, bro. . . . . Nice joke anyway.

TRUE STORY BRO

Omolola1:
Ode, no be you wan marry?

*********Drags omololololalalala on the head and says********** who u day call mumu ma gbe gi fu e o


[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=629741.msg7969658#msg7969658 date=1300885221]Dem no add lifetime subscription for the list?!

If you love her, how much be bb curve wey you dey shout like say dem tell you to buy EOD.[/quote]I hate hearing that word if she loves me nko she suppose undastand na



[quote author=High_Chief link=topic=629741.msg7970122#msg7970122 date=1300888996]@OP
Am sure you are jokin bro, pls where did this happen?[/quote]It happened in ogun state omolola's state

@all it was surprising to me but i was more surprised when i heared other ppls story, some said of my friends said were jisting me that once they hear u are a banker or any profession they think would have money the include apple laptop, buggatti in ur list

This is no joke i just remembered it and i said let me share it with u guys i remember there was this girl i wanted to marry and during the traditional marriage i was given a list by my in-laws and to my amazement i saw blackberry and ipads included as part of what am going to buy on the list  i told my babe that about it and she said there was nothing wrong with it, this made us quarrel and she told me that after all, all other men that came to marry her elder sister complied that why will her own be different and still insisited, i told her bluntly i wasn't going to buy them when they insisted i called off the wedding 

it got me thinking what do villagers know about blackberry and ipads    i never buy for my popsy and momsy first so becos am marrying their daughter they now want to take advantage

i told my friend about it and he said maybe its the babe who would use the BB and ipads

wetin una think becos i can be any thing but being a maga is a no go area 

i have heard worst cases where the parents would ask the son in law to build a house for the parent in law or train their last born 

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=598564.msg7968639#msg7968639 date=1300876202]The thing with transgenders (looking at a certain chatter and clearing throat) are they will never be a man if they were women and a woman if they were men. It doesn't matter if they insert a rod in a piece of flesh or carve a hole from the scrotum sac does not mean they are a male or female.

That just like telling an Indian woman she can be white if she bleaches her skin.


What the surgeons do for those who want to change sex especially a man turning into a woman they would take the scrotum sac and splice it to remove the gonads. Once the gonads are removed they would mold the scrotum sac tissue into a major labia to form the outer lip of the womanliness that is all they are doing to the men who want to have a womanliness.

It is true ladies. It is a faux womanliness and there are other things done so that the man who are penetrating these she-males will feel something "similar" to a womanly wall to achieve heavenly feeling.[/quote]am beginning to suspect u are u sure u are a woman, though u have bossom punny and ass but ur muscles are as big as THE ROCKS OWN