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Those ppl who think afterall their members weren't forced to pay offering are big MUGU'S have u heard of someone indirectly forcing u to drop wat u dnt really have! Its called 'whining' e.g A comedian said dat now adays if u go churches. pastors go say, drop something he will quickly add ''remember our god is not a 'poor' God'' dat way u dat dnt have much and planned given N100 or N1000 wud indirectly be forced to give N5000 or N10000 some even say ''drop some thing even if u dnt have drop recharge card i will sell it!'', lol so why the '' our God is not a poor God'' who doesn't know dat! Abegi
and @bro1234 and co. dnt get everyone against these pastors wrong, if these pastor were worth $1million dat about 150 million naira or so in naija currency dats understandable but d money they have can make them enter forbe list!!! U followers ask urselves where did he get money to build the university and why is the fee so high!!?? am sure most of his followers cant afford his university una day praise the man! If u take time to observe millionaires and billionaires dia history and how day made money, u wud realise dat most started making bastard money from age 19-25yrs and built their company to become to wat it is today thats why they are worth millions and biilions, Am sure all these pastors didnt know wat money was all about @ that age of their lives, but when they started their own church they are now billionaires!! Toking about d jet that means if me or any member of their church wan travel i can use the jet too abi, nigerians are become too gullible and have bin brainwashed for e.g some ppl left my church and decided to be attending all this billionaires pastor church and when i asked some of them what happened they said ever since they started atttending this pastors churches their life has bin progressing!!!! My life and other members of my church lives are progressing errday and we not going to these pastor churches so how come!!! Nigerians abeg stop being mugu jor like a poster said if mugu's become wise, wise men wont eat again!

Sagamite:
Apart from the fact that he blatantly makes it clear he bought the planes with church money as they are bought as CHURCH PLANES (but for him, his family and other senior criminals to use), let me indulge you a bit since you did not have enough brain matter to note that:

1) Explain to me what businesses he owns that you know of that can afford him 4 planes. Even several entrepreneurial millionaires with top businesses we hear of in the press cannot afford that.

2) Where did he get his capital for those huge [imaginary] businesses from?

I am giving you the benefit of doubt that you have a brain, so I expect you to use it. I wait.

this wat many nigerians fail to get, to start a business dat would bring 100's of millions do u think its N20k or N200k u will need to start a business like dat!!! u have to put in big money to get much more bigger money. adenuga dat is very rich i read some where dat he used million abi billions (in naira) to start running GLO and now we can see how much money the business is bringing in!!!!
So pls all u followers answer sagamite 2nd question

Maybe until one pastor will be on forbes list then this their 'follower' would get sense, and please all of u yarning trash that he publish books and he has over 3000 congregations! And who told u all that everyone of those ppl wud buy and even though u cant tell me books alone made him that wealthy unless everyone or half of the ppl on earth buy the book that way we wud understand, anyone who think books gave him that kinda wealth must be really foolish even 50cent,jay-z and co have lots of businesses and those buisnesses sell well but they are worth well below 100 million dollars why our pastors are worth almost billion in dollars from church and books? Nigerians sha and their ways of believing anything once someone comes in God's name!!? that's why one sharp guy on this forum who claims to be an internet guru came in the name of the lord and duped plenty nairalander (he claims he made $50billion in 24 hours and he was selling the ebook for N5000 to NLDERS!!! Of course the offer looks ridiculous but many bought his ebook becos he came in the name of the lord and they believed him and were calling for the guys head later!!!

sandokaa:
People should be mindful of what they say on this forum. Bishop Oyedepo works hard. [b]He publishes books and makes video and audio CDs that sell like hot cake! [/b]His university is a first choice for the privileged children in the society. His column in the Sunday Vanguard has been running for years.  In addition, many in his congregation are very rich and can afford to contribute money for the jets. Abeg, if you are hardworking, with with God's blessings and peoples' goodwill, you will own the world! I pray to buy jets also, by HIS grace!

i laugh in calabar!!!! are u trying to tell me that, that can bring the kinda money this man has please even those in oil business are still strugling to be billionaires in dollars while our pastors here are comfortably billionaires in dollars   please park well its obvious u dnt know what u are saying if u have said he is into real estate, oil business all those businesses we all know bring in money ehen its understandable not coming here telling us he publishes books and makes video and audio CDs that sell like hot yam!!!!!!  

Nairalanders defending this pastors who acquire jets and properties dont know what they are saying i mean how on earth can a pastor be as rich as that   not even in naira in dollars pls lets not decieve our selves there is more to the wealth of these pastors that meet the eye   one in nigeria is dat we are too religious for someone liking   thats why this pastors capitalise on nigerian stupidity to make bad money, infact i have heard some ppl say since they started going to all this "billionaire in dollars" pastor their life is progressing   me i nor they go their church but am successful so i dnt get   i fill this pastors brain wash their congregations to get their money jor

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]BABE i go like see ya body ooo [/color]

LESBO!!!!!!!!!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=641753.msg8077559#msg8077559 date=1302237457]Done what before? Sent n.a.ke.d Pictures to my bf? No I've not! But my questions are why are you annoyed? Did anyone send pictures to your bf or what? Is it not their bodies and phones.?And what if they are married and that's their own way of doing things? How exactly is it affecting you?

P.S : I didn't mean any of that in a rude way. They're just questions. [/quote]is it me or is it dat there is something sweet about BABE! I can u hardly get angry in real life cos i hardly see 'angry smiley' in any of ur posts or any harsh posts, u tend to take things easy dats so sweet of u o, kip it up!  

@op erm i love when ma babes send me their naked pix cos it makes me dnt cheat, when i wanna cheat and i see her fine naked body i go hold body sharp!! sharp!!  

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=640033.msg8077495#msg8077495 date=1302236361]^^I'm in America o![/quote]Well good 4 ya!! ehen, least i forget greet my good friend bill gates 4 me

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=640033.msg8077449#msg8077449 date=1302234871]^^Yh! Basically I don't. I'm a night person! I take long naps in the afternoons so, and its just 11pm, I can't sleep now! Too early! [/quote]11pm are u not in 9ja cos its 4am here!!!!

190 and mzdarkskin pls make una park well jor

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=640033.msg8077406#msg8077406 date=1302233884]hmmmm***sighs***wow! I'm kinda blank! (after reading all the comments)[/quote]Babe! dont u sleep

Mcleo007:
I feel very sad whenever i see a rich young dude creeping after a lady. I just wish i could walk up to him and give him a dirty slap. Believe me, with little or no "handsomity" or swag, any guy whose has cheese in his pocket can pull any chick. I repeat, any chick!

may god bless u for dis post, tot i was d only one who felt dat way, the thing they vex me i feel like giving those kinda guy serious knock on their head    , guys out there pls if u are one of all those 'dulling' guys who like killing urself over one girl pls stop!!!     
just have money and err thing wud follow!!!  if 1 doesn't agree 20 finer ones will agree so y kill urself over one!!!

harakiri:
The only rich guys who ever get dumped are the ones who never really worked hard for their money e.g those born with diamond crusted spoons in their mouths or those who inherited a fortune. Any man who has been through hades in the hands of women during his struggling days will have no time to tolerate nonsense when he's a "made man".

End of!

GBAM!!!! Guys pls take note!!!!
some may think its only NL guys who are saying it even musician dis days (including unpopular ones) say it in their musician!! For instance lord of ajasa said in one of his rap ''back in the days, mo raz, mo ugly, but thid days chick kpe mi ni honey'' meaning (back in the days i was raz and ugly but these days chick are calling him honey) and y do u all think day are calling a whole ugly ajasa honey it cos he now has money chikina!!!!

divalishis:
I hav tried, bt i dont tink i can take this any more. When i first stated going out with my boyfriend, it was cute cos he was so big and manly and I had never dated a guy that literarily had 2 lift me up just to give me a kiss. Durin walks, i was tucked into his side protectively as i am 5'5 and he's about 6'3. He was smoking initially but then he stopped befor he eventually traveled out.
While he was gone, we chatted alot and eventually started bein intimate on phone and on the net.
We couldnt wait to do it physically, as we hadnt been intimate b4 he left.
Howeva, when he came back, i was shocked. He looked like somebody's daddy, like 3 Fat Joes added together. As for me, obese men arent just my cup of tea. I noticd it on webcam, but i never knew it was so bad.
Bein intimate wit him is a struggle. D first time, i felt like i was bein punished. Now, intimacy always feels like i'm bein crushed by a huge, sweaty blob of jelly like flesh. I cant hide my disgust anymore when i see his massive tummy hangin ova his belt. D size of that tummy alone is anoda story. Its a nightmare!
He's not even makin an effort to lose weight, he's always imbibing gin and coke.

*******that got me cracking, seriously laughing in japanese*******

degubi:
Gosh!!!! you are so shallow minded. Because a guy has biceps and whatnot doesn't make him a better person. The guy still loves you, he treats you right and is still the sweet personality you knew him to be, so why bail out now because he has added some flesh. Love is longsuffering and you need to give it your all to ensure that your partner is the best you want them to be.

Keep appreciating his personality while you continually look for ways, be it through books, aerobic tapes, taking out time each morning to go jogging with him, letting him know that i love you and i am proud of your personality and i am not ashamed to be seen with you.

Years down the line you will get married, have babies and add flesh. I wonder how you would feel if your spouse starts ignoring you for other skinny looking damsels in his office instead of helping you get into shape by lovingly encouraging you?

u have spoken well my guy dnt mind all those ppl(especially d women ) encouraging the OP to leave her guy, Remember dis this rarely hapuns to men so u all supporting i guess u wud feel great if u spouse is threatening to dump ur backside if after one or two kids u are as fat as 5 rickross and fat joe put together!

@all mfaith is the scammer is it not obvious, he was not smart enuff to even increase his post to atleast 20 or 30 so ppl will believe he is just one of the concerned nairalanders giving advice! Though he has 5 posts(as at the time of replying to dis thread) but when petalling quoted him he had only one post and he his giving that kind of advice how come if u all put 2 and 2 together u all will see mfaith is the scammer d opener is toking about with a different ID

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Hotie stop it all i will beat you! [/color]

pweety4me abeg beat her jor she is too stubborn  

Freiburger:
The fines Guy

Thats hotie tima 4 ya  

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=640015.msg8068790#msg8068790 date=1302132874]Yoruba ko, Ijesha ni. Pls IgBO guyz all the way! [/quote]BABE!! Have u seen me 2day 'ma gun e go o'

REALITY101:
I'm afraid your choice in men suck. . No offense

reality419, tell her bro, tell her instead of her to call names like lesbianboy, 190, mr cork,tosinville and u as fine guys she is here name rod kardashian

bhusayor:
Exactly

Op, rich guys get dumped too, but for richer guys

Hope you are satisfied now

GBAM!!
@op, answer to ur jamb kweshion is (C) neva!! Dnt mind any gal dat comes here and says 'yes rich guys get dumped too' (i mean nigerian guys o) dat can hapun in another country but not naija! Or if dat ever hapuns like u said unless d guys is either a wimp or lemme say a 'girl pant' or a 'woman wrapper' or a 'dulling boy' who doesnt know wat he has!!
Infact it cant hapun even though d poorsin is as wogly(- wowo + ugly= wogly) as MR CORK

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=638784.msg8057398#msg8057398 date=1302013130]^^^^ where is your application letter [/quote]natashaoluwa dnt wowi ama send my houseboy mr cork to bring it 4 ya!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=638784.msg8058587#msg8058587 date=1302024384]Justin Beiber! PoP Off! I didn't get any flowers o! [/quote]erm noticed this is d 3rd time ur kalling me justin beiber erm wassup wiv dat!

@mr cork when will ur hard work pay off u ve bin searching 4 punny since our days in reality419 community grammar school

REALITY101:
VOMITS I thought this virus went to jail for rapping Mrs. Chima

pls my yori yori (abi is it now muah muah) mrs chinyere eve chima is still intact read my signature!! Duh!

hi everyone upon how good fashola is, i have heard some ppl say day will never vote for him isn't that surprising if u are those that think the same way lets hear why u will never vote for fashola! or some of the things u fill the govenor never do!!!

@all[b] KE RE WA by zulezoo[/b] will do

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=638784.msg8054351#msg8054351 date=1301978970]haaa! Uncle Snoop? Yawa don gas o!, anyways, we'll play catch-up later! [/quote]oluwababe! I sent u flowers the day before yesterday what you think hope u liked the flower

just saw in punch newspaper that inec may postpone the election again! and i believe they will postpone it again , on the front page they showed a picture of policemen arresting a man who they found with ballot box, and ever since the first postponement of the election on saturday i have read, watched and heard different stories of people bin arrested cos they found ballot boxes in their house if not in their house it will be some hidden places they would find them with ballot box now what about the one's they didn't catch

are we sure with stories like this we can have a free and fair election

wetin una think should jega resign or stay!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=638784.msg8052556#msg8052556 date=1301951094]Devil punish you mad prickosboy you and your pencil di,ck you are not even happy someone like me, a whole Nat wants to manage you [/quote]Natasha sweety i have big cork can u accept my application for a boyfriend now!

Okay i nor say Nigerians to like tori like dis na him make i put up this one

You all, take heart!!! u have just been punked

Nor blame me o na april we day so!!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=635094.msg8028085#msg8028085 date=1301610620]OlorunLesbianBoy, what are you on about? I don't even know you like that! Who are you? Justin Beiber? [/quote]Nope! pasuma wonder

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=635094.msg8027601#msg8027601 date=1301605463]^^Geez! I love this guy's videos! 
"If you aint getting paid, how can you make the p-u-ssy payments" ClAssic! [/quote]oluwababe!, i love u, oya tok ya own

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]you copied this from me.
only i used >>>   .
theif.

u high? copied wat from who  

190:
[color=DEEPPINK]sexyduby HALT!!


what is the color of your pant!! [/color]

**********Pins sexyduby to the floor and forcefully opens her legs to see the color of her pants after seeing it also checks if she is still a virgin after dat too slowly looks at 190 and says the color of her pant is  pinkish grey   and the color of the punny is dark red  and yes she is not virgin ************

Phate07:
[color=#cc6633]
Iya, who is this again? your fan?
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******************Picks up 190's boxers and stones phate 07*********************  

190:
[color=deeppink]amebo don show  [/color]

Will u leave my MISTRESS alone  

iyatrustee:
now thats what i call greatness

iyatrustee:
guy arrange that your face well before i help you. Thank you

                                         
                                                           
                                             
                                             
                                                           
                             

iyatrustee:
sis na this sexyduby oh! i no know wetin i do am   but help me beg them she and 190 say make them no provoke me reach when i go make wetin happen in 1985 happen again sha  

sims u r a big fan of okey bakassi the comedian   oya tell us wetin happen for 1985