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Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Like what has this world become

The guy got mad because he retardly went to go & purchase some calling credit for you, when you had previously told him you would not accept such tokens.

You reject it & he is mad, telling you your 'strict' & u correct him saying you just ave 'policies' and then he says are these good or bad policies?you say they are good & he says "rejecting a token is good"


Like fckkk off, what do u take me for?

What do you think of this man?is he mad because his money is wasted?or because you wasn't what he had imagined you to be?

Your views plse[/color]

Clap for yourself Mrs hard to get, mmeeee like u next!

kemmeye:
I'm really confused i don't understand this one bit, i mean its not even punctuated.

[quote author=ok.gerald link=topic=695753.msg8563579#msg8563579 date=1308681431]i won't lie, the babe is hotter than fire, she knows Ȋ̝̊̅† to and that's why she is demanding. Am scared i might loose both money and babe if i part wiv cash. i wouldn't mind dropping sumfin if we had started running things. Man she's hoooottttt[/quote]This is my problem with some guys so becos she is hot, so my friend wake up there is always someone hotter if she ask next time tell her to come f.u.c,,kk u! if not nothing for her!

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=693218.msg8558463#msg8558463 date=1308626471]LMAO@Education section on Nairaland being ACCREDITED.


Eight pages and counting![/quote]The tomboy lady with the biggest head on nairaland when will i ever see you in education section!

nanidee2:
for all the cry babies that took out the pacifiers from their mouths to come and whine,  too bad for you.  

@Pc guru, more childish are the solutions you raised
@ kpolli, booze is for the weak-hearted (most guys aka cry babies) 


Lesbianboy, going by your name, i see you dont amount to much. naaaahh, not at all. I blame your boss for leaving the back door open 4 u to come in and use his p.c to type trash, thereby leaving your post at the gate. Better go back to your gate post. Agbero



^^ you're a real man joor,   
dont mind the sissies that are taking it to heart, they think what makes them men is the little caprisone straw between their legs. Typically the type that would go around screaming at their wives, insisting - "i am the man in this house".
mttsssccchheewwwwwwwwwwwwww,  

Nanidee go and do surgery before talking to a fineboy like me  Nairaland is were you have mouth, if you see me in real life your current boyfriend will turn EX. that is if u have a boyfriend becos no guy in his right senses will date a tomboy girl who goes to club to go and relax!    of all places to relax is club u went to,  were loud music and people are besides What does agbero mean  My friend speak english when talking to me  when they say read your book, you wont read your book as for the name my homies gave it to me becos they know i Fu, c.k girl too much if u have a problem with that do me this favour, go to 3rd mainland bridge look left and right making sure no one is there to rescue you then jump in side f LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

The day i would find MRS CHIMA in education section that day i would thank God  @OP obviously you sound like a local babe and a senseless one at that! am sure you are the type that have not used their brain and have been carry "EXPO" right from their nusery school days till university thats if u even go one why is it called a club  oya if u nor want make any bobo hold your 'tooth pick' waist like someone said go and pray the rosary in your house! or go ya house go watch MOJO and self service later! HYPOCRITE! Guys una they fall hand o why argue with a village "yampion" 

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=693267.msg8542091#msg8542091 date=1308392606]First of all---Miss Rokiatu darling, what exactly do you think you're doing in your profile picture? Just asking---   

  Second of all--Hotness Tima---you said "most girls?" Out of the Billion girls in this world---(cancel out the aliens for now)-- pls give me a rough estimate of how many of them you know that are Gold Diggers----Quick estimate---

When you give me the estimate, I'm gonna tell you how accurate the use of the word "MOST" is; hence, how accurate your topic is----  [/quote]i wonder! mrs rokiatu were u poising or ur backside a.k.a bakassi a.k.a booty a.k.a nyash paining you!

tellwisdom:
Me i no kuku get money wey i wan give them!

I am sure u are lacking punny how do u cope becos this days its money for hand back for grand

iyatrustee:
Where my peeps @?

we are here na

Dyt:
Rihanna
"Man Down"
I didn't mean to end his life
I know it wasn't right
I can't even sleep at night
Can't get it off my mind
I need to get out of sight
Before I end up behind bars
What started out as a simple altercation
Turned into a real sticky situation
Me just thinking on the time that I'm facing
Makes me wanna cry
Cause I didn't mean to hurt him
Coulda been somebody's son
And I took his heart when
I pulled out that gun
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum
rum bum bum bum
Man Down
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum
rum bum bum bum
Man Down
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station
In front of a big ol crowd
Oh Why Oh Why
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station
It's a 22
I Call her Peggy Sue
When she fits right down in my shoes
What do you expect me to do
If you're playing me for a fool
I will lose my cool
And reach for my fire arm
I didn't mean to lay him down
But its too late to turn back now
Don't know what I was thinking
Now hes no longer living
So Imma bout to leave town
Cause I didn't mean to hurt him
Coulda been somebody's son
And I took his heart when
I pulled out that gun
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum
rum bum bum bum
Man Down
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum
rum bum bum bum
Man Down
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station
In front of a big ol crowd
Oh Why Oh Why
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station
Look I never thought do it
Never thought do it
Never thought do it
Oh gosh
What ever happened to me
Ever happened to me
Ever happened to me
Why did I pull the trigger
Pull the trigger pull the trigger BOOM
And end a nigga end a niggas life so soon
When mi pull the trigger pull the trigger pull
it pon you
Somebody tell me what I'm gonna what I'm
gonna do
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum
rum bum bum bum
Mi say wah man down (A weh mi say)
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bumm
rum bum bum bum
When mi went downtown
Cause now Imma criminal criminal criminal
Oh lord a mercy now I am a criminal
Man Down
Tell the judge please gimme minimal
Run out a town none a dem cah see mi now
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station
In front of a big ol crowd
Oh Why Oh Why
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station

okay we know you know the song, can we hear word now [quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=679557.msg8508319#msg8508319 date=1307943773][size=55pt]Kobe DID not make it into the championship game. How embarrassing.[/size]
[/quote]ODE! WHY ARE YOU WRITING WITH BIG FONT NOW

leyopumpin:
Someone brought this to my attention and asked me to discuss on my blog. Where should a married actress draw the line in Nollywood? I think acting is acting sha, but what do you think? Is this a bit too much?

[flash=560,340]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEEKCZYCChc&hl=en_US&fs=1[/flash]

Am also bring another one to ur attention check out that seen when that girl called 'nicole' in the movie and that 'emeka the igbo mugu' when kiss the girl was press her bossom and smacking her bom bom if u look well

denzel2009:
You just know this is going to be rubbish based on their track record,

Windows 95 - Rubbish
Windows 98 - Good
Windows ME (Mistake Edition) - Rubbish
Windows XP - Good
Windows Vista - Rubbish
Windows 7 - Good
Windows 8 - Rubbish - who wants be smearing fingers on the screen?

me and many more ppl want to be smearing fingers on the screen if u nor like am kiss my butt.

fork adict:
@ OP.
I assume you are resident in naija and you are refferring to naija chics. I also assume that by the term 'get' in your post, you mean to lay the chic. No strong attachment or connection to the chic afterwads. If both statements are true, then you may quote me if you wish. Fine girls aint difficult to get. Its all about your 'packaging'. If you are still in school, wait until you graduate and pray to God for a well paying job. If this happens, you'll come back then and revisit this post and laugh at yourself.
The essence of a well paying job is to give you a nice 'packaging'. You'll be cruising a nice car, living alone in a well furnished apartment, you'll dress well and smell good always. You'll also be able to give a chic a nice treat without much sweat or even without any sweat at all. You'll be surprised that you'll meet a very fine girl today and exchange numbers. A few days later, you'll invite her to hang out with you and you'll give her a treat. The next time you guys will be seeing (maybe a few days afterwards), you'll be forking each other. Then, you'll be doing these to girls that you dare not step to now. If however you are working and you still have the same impression, then something, somewhere in wrong. Very wrong.

i keep advicing guys never to persist when chasing a fine girl, like me i aint gat time for B*LLSH*T i have never met a girl who turned me down!!!!!! but am prepared if a girl i meet some day turn me down becos she thinks she fine or all that to hell with her! i thank god for making me hansome on top that i have got money! if she think she is fine and there are plenty guys who willl come after her i will prove to her i am fine too and many chick will be willing to replace her chikina!!!! back then i was not using my hansomeness well when it comes to girls matter, until i started seeing ppl that my poo fine pass them but they have money and are bedding fine chicks and rubbing it in my face the thing ginger me since then i have not looked back any girl i will eventually meet who doesnt agree i will simply push her aside and am on to the next one!!!!!!!!

monkeyleg:
Nice one poster. Well I guess some husbands dont mind, but there should be something said about a married woman dressing in a way that exposes too much. believe me it is very common. I remember going to a friends party, where this married woman with 3 kids turned up wearing a very short dress, all you needed was for small breeze, and fowl nyash for show. Anyway she struggled to sit properly the whole time she was there, even with her best efforts her white pant was still visible, she eventually got a friends coat and put it over her legs. Now what was the point of wearing the dress in the first place, not quite sure she came to this party with her husband.
The other day, I saw another pushing a buggy down the street, again dress was too short, cleavage too exposed, practically struggling to stay inside. she bent down to pick something from the buggy basket and was exposed for the entire public to see. Some old lady passing by remarked "did u see that", in my day it was different.

One isnt advocating for women not to dress nice, but the style must be toned down, especially when one becomes a wife or serious partner

The thing tire me

but then i guess most of the women that dress like that their husband na 'maga' or they too like punny so they dont caution their wives so they wont be punny starved if u wanna dress skimpy do dat in ur house once u are marrried! in fact u can go naked in ur house after all is only ur husband that will see u! beside most ppl here saying they are married/those who are single and supporting dressing in skimpy cloths after marriage are all foolishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why becos am 1000% sure u ppl have seen babes who dont dress indecently but they still look stunning!!!!!

lastly and the funny thing is that most of the married women who dresss indecently have stretch mark fat arms body odour!!!!!

iyatrustee:
good morning to all the COSMASTIC ANTELOPES in the house

why are u just waking up so u and mr cork still do mid nite call abi anyways ***********gives iyatrustee a wet kiss********** and says honi i day go work now wish me a great day!

martyns303:
man-eaters gang. Rokiatu, mrs chima, hottie.

Guy u fall my hand and legs together and you were yabbing her dough wont say ur ugly u are just there, anyways live guys like lesbianboy, mr junior brother mr.cork and 190 to do the yabbing because we are special type of fine guys especially me

rokiatu:
apache77, Tima has the right to express her opinion anyhow she wants. [b]Just because you don't find her attractive so what? A dozen others does.[/b]Like we all know, beauty is subjective and relative. For all you may know, some people out there considered you a gorilla. Does that limit your opinion and slide your mouth forever to not say how, what you feel? I supposed no

Everyone has the right to think as they wish about themselves and to construct their world view as they wish. You don't need permission to be an attractive person or to get it confirmed from other people.

in case u have not noticed some ppl have eyes but cant see chikina!

when will some jobless nigerians learn!!!! she is busying now as u guys are bashing her kissing another guy in another movie(remember nigeria we shoot movies everyweek) and they will pay her so why waste ur time on her and those of you bashing this girl saying she kisses and overact are stupiddddddddddddddddd!!!!!! sorry to say, infact you are the reason why nigerian movies are not entertaining this days there is a clear difference btw acting and real life! or do you prefer omotola and chioma chukwuka dat hardly kiss in movies because they are married women! if u all think its only tonto go and watch blackberry babes and see how muna obiekwe was smooching and pressing oge okoye bumbum remember oge okoye is a married woman while tonto is not!!!!!! so her own better sef

pafectlink:
@poster, is it the kingsleyp that owns liberty reserve trading guide? If ya answer is yes. Then i have no doubt that u are having a serious problem with him thatz why you decided to spoil his name. I think he has entered your girlfriend thatz why, LOL
He is the only person that is open enough to show proofs of his earnings. Welcome anybody for a One on One training and also make his points very clear.

I feel angry in ma spirit to see this post, and if say i know you,

[quote author=koksybr@wn link=topic=667433.msg8343113#msg8343113 date=1305704044]tmconsult or mjay, whatever you call yourself, why do you take delight in spoiling someones name. The Kingsleyp you are talking about i have gotten his libertyreserve product. The process is simple, why then are you saying he scammed you. Ok, is it that he didnt send the manual to you after paying or is it that the manual isnt working. If you say he didnt send the manual to you, gud n fine, but if you say the manual did work for u. Then i'll agree with what mc george said, "see a pastor" and stop blackmailling someones name.[/quote]

Mc George:
tmconsult, if it is kingsleys Libertyreserve trade u r talking about then u r a dam fool. I got it 2 weeks ago and eva since i neva waste out a day without achieving ma bucks. I hv being scamed so many times but the only working 1, one someone is calling it a scam. Plz kindly visit pastor chris for deliverance cos u need it. Sori for the way i sound just dat i hate to see nonesense

and why do this 3 posters have posts below 10  people pls re-read this comments the kingsley guy is behind this usernames 

Ogaga4Luv:
https://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m360/Ogaga4Luv007/Smileys/8-1.gif

Ogaga4hate , AGBAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MzGreat:
Nope! I gat taste

Ok lemme buy iphone 4 i no u wont say no to that!!!!!! can i buy so i can get some punny?  

iyatrustee:
Oh my gosh! Lesboy where have you been they have treated me badly in your absence

*******Gives iyatustee a wet kiss and goes to his room to bring his pump action gun and says********* oya iya show me the ppl who messed wiv u lemme treat their phuck up now!!!!!!  

MzGreat:
People are getting laid, what's your take

Erm mz great (f) we you lemme get you laid for a china blackberry

OK ladies your boy lesbianboy is backkkkkkkkkk!!!!!! so what popping in here!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy una get time!!!! Do u guys realize this is a site and i can come and say anything i like and do the total opposite all u guys trying to convince them especially the big headed Mrs chima, lol are making laff she has 5000 and something posts most of them are always trash when it comes to issues like this, like tosin said go to punch,sun and other newspapers u go see thousand of ppl who change their name errday! So make una no worry una head! If mrs chima doesnt agree to change her surname thousands of babes wud replace her! Though no doubt that some(as in very few) mumu husband wud allow their wives answer their maiden name when she nor be superstar! Guys pls dont be fooled by mrs chima feminism on nairaland! she is even igbo where they dont joke wiv tradition! When the time come and 1000% sure she wud change her name to the husband own when she does ordinary traditional wedding, lol

Andy1, crude oil and co. Una fall my hand o, I expected to see a girl who has a body as mercy johnson and a cute face like ini edo, though d girl try but she is not drop dead gorgous now, u cant tell me the guy is d loser! Beside her pix is not a full pix so am wondering how u guys are saying she is all that!!!!! Guys make una wear una glass jor!

^^^^^^ agbaya!!!!!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=655537.msg8219673#msg8219673 date=1303977609]Nah! Not with me! Drama with people that don't like me, him, or our relationship! [/quote]Blackberrybabe wassup??

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]

S3xyduby I am fine thank you and yourself? btw we weren't enemies just cyber rivals.[/color]

Mrs darkskin i dreamt of you last nite

@anishe u day craze o why u wan know weda she be virgin , @all the guys, am sure 'conji' 4 don hold the 'edo prince' anytime he see that her sweet body , am sure the man no go wan furcckk up! becos he knows enuff guys go take him place sharp sharp

@Golddiggerluks do u have a boifriend?

we re ni, poster yi sha

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=651038.msg8173073#msg8173073 date=1303317131]Beyounce had bad breath when I spoke with her in the studio. true story [/quote]MR.cork r u igbo?

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]^{Oh really ? OK I'll love you to tell me about it if you say so .} [/size]

and why must u use love when speak to a guy that show ur a "Ga 1 ya"

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]^{Goldieluks dear don't mind that guy LesbianBoy! , his user name is opposite and i can seeing he's really a gay.} [/size]

incase u dont know am a lesbianboy!!!!!! besides lemme tell u the meaning!!!

jamb kwesun: Define a lesbianboy?

Answer:A lesbianboy can be defined as a boy who does girls everytime!!!!

@poster am sure if the guy has money she wont even think wether he has bad breath or not
@ obowunmi u speak like u have bad breath

Goldieluks:
you wan hijack my heavy account abi??
and besides i no dey mingle with lesbians,talk less of lesbianboy,u get?

Goldieluks (f) ur gayyyyyyyyyy  

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]^{I didn't run away people. . .i read someone's post saying because i ask me certain question and that is the reason i log off . That sound funny ! I only receive a phone call which demand my attention i have to switch off my PC and that's all .} [/size]

there is something gay about u ogaga4hate dont just know