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iyatrustee:
you no want marry again? that deposit don go be dat na

Iyatrustee i can die for u, do u know dat?

iyatrustee:
hey lesboboi

iyatrusteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (f) return my bride price!!!!

Goldieluks:
Lool.

send me ur account number lemme put money inside it for u to go and make brazilian hair!!!!!!
Besides goldieluks i didnt see u @ the hotel yesterday wassup?

SexyDuby:
@ 190, wen u were saying CRAP bout me, i dint react dis badly u know so why r u so BURNT wit ma decision 2 curse d HELL outta u
@ Phate07, dats d way i can get 190 2 stop pestering my life
@ Iya, tnks 4 d advise as i sure knw dat cursing's outta vouge

DINT KNOW 190 CULD EVENTUALLY DECIDE 2 BACKUP IVE GAT your SIZE ANYDAY ANYTIME SO HAPPY I SCARED D HELL OUTTA U
BTW, I'm not even a yoruba babe so

>>>>>>>>>>>>>unsexyduby liars!!!!!

naijangel7:
She doesn't mind. Do you?

ADAEZE'S MUM IS THAT YOU

Goldieluks:
Ok lemme check.

How can u sheck for ya own name   i have exposed ya name like i said i will take it down in 30 minutes  

Goldieluks:
no thanks,i don't accept money from strangers.

MORENIKE ALABI A.K.A GOLDIELUKS SO AM NOW A STRANGER ABI  Guy since she said am a stranger i have decided to prove to u all am not!!! search for morenike albi on facebook dat is goldie luks i will edit this post after 30 minutes so just few ppl can confirm if am saying the truth or not 

kandiikane:
*Breaks bottle inside lesbianboy's nyansh*

I am just worried oo, dnt want the disease spreading on nairaland.

So u cud enter inside my poo box just to break bottle hope the "scent" inside my poo box is  

Goldieluks:
Lmao,half bride price
pay today, come tomorrow.

Goldieluks no provoke me o   beside that ur hair is almost 3 months now can i give u money for brazilian hair  

iyatrustee:
I dey hail oh!

Is dat how u greet the man that paid money on top ya head, when i came to ask for ur leg in marriage u were greeting me well o, like "Good morning sir" now its "i day hail o"  

kandiikane:
@lesbianboy, why would you be inside a punny you believe has aids. Why not just get a blood sample and find out?

******Breaks bottle on kandiikane's head for that question ******** and says, r u pity me, well if that wat u r doing dont wori, i use odeshi take enter inside her punny so dont be scared for me kk.   as for the blood sample mrs chima's body is firewood wud needle nor day enter am!!!

@iyatrustee, have u greeted me today!!!!  

what in the name of LESBIAN BOY is going on here 190 peogeout, stop attacking my yori yori's na! ma gu e go o

iya trustee wat of my good friend baba trustee omo trustee nko shey shey gbogbo ero wa kpa?

@err one, Look @ my signature,

REALITY101:
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But what did do this time? 

reality 419 agbayaaaaaaaa

And why is lesbianboy and mr cork's name not on any of u guys list

School is over rated period!!!!! Ppl went to skool and came out with 5th class upper hehehe, Now tell me who wud employ that kinda person shebi him go skool na!!!!! This thread his show me now why most nigerians cant be chairman or employer almost everyone wants to be employee!!! Pls wat is the essence of going to skool is it not to so dat he can get good job and the meaning of a good job is a job that pay u well, now adays to get a good job with mouth watering pay, u must do masters!!!!! U guys shud just pray 4 him not to spend foolishly, i tell u all if he save the money he his getting and invest in difeerent 'biness'(as birdman wud say biness) am sure he wud not consider going to any rubbish skool!!!!

What u wizkid haters shud just say is dat he should just invest the money is getting now @bluetooth, i neva liked the guy b4 but after cooling down and listening to d young man and start listening to all his songz. And u said becos he sang holla @ ur boi so he thinks he has arrived? That has confirmed u a hater!!!!!! have heard 'tease me' have u heard 'dont dull' have u heard 'wizparty' have u heard 'gidi girl'. All u wizkid haters ur hating doesnt matter just go to his facebook page over 200000 likes tokless of ppl who love him but dnt know his on facebook!!

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=647025.msg8135036#msg8135036 date=1302883595]first and foremost,I'm not a pauper and I have a humble upbringing,so I'm not moved by all these he drives in a posh car,he is rich crap.music has time and there may be possibility he may fall with time.what will he fall on when the hard time sets in an industry where competition is so high.Olu maintain sang yahoozee about five years ago and up till today,the guy is just struggling to make a headthrough since then.[/quote]Stop comparing wizkid with olu maitain, olu maintain was never talented in case u have not noticed   infact i tot i was the only one dat noticed it until newspaper i read in 2009 started saying it(dat olu is not talented) the yahoozee song is just luck!!!! he has bin there since with no hit track even when he brought yahoozee that was the only hit song in the whole album   but badt guys wizzy has up too infact all songs he has churned out so far is a hit track, take ur time and listen to the young man i know u wud like him  

BABE! God bless you for that! nigerians can be stupid at times   dangote nor go skool but the money he has can feed bluetooths and other haters family for the next 50 years, bill gates said one of his classmate who finished skool is an engineer at microsoft why him way no finish is the chairman google boys nor finish skool but they are chairmen of google inc. so pls leave my badt sharp guys wizkid for me   i have heard him speak many times and he can xpress him self wella so kini big deal, its just 2face that cant xpress himself that's why is always saying yes o yes o nothing they hapun when asked a question   , i have seen ppl who nor go skool for my area unless they tell u, u wont know they didnt go to skool but they drive posh cars so pls bluetooth and co. shut the f**ccck up!!!  

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=646631.msg8128584#msg8128584 date=1302814774]Quick question my darling: is that girl in your profile a P.o.-rn Star.?  
Coz, she looks too familiar, in fact I know her.[/quote]and how do u know her ? Hmmm, sims somebody's bin washing mojo(porn movies) lately

D'banj neva rich to join illuminati him no get that kain liver!! @all r u ppl dat gullible so becos he snapped with birdman dat means he has joined illuminati, Mtseew!!

I dnt envy the men doctor @ all most women look hawt with clothes on, wait until they remove their clothes u will be blinded by their stretch marks and christian mother thigh and arm

Phate07:
[color=#E42217]
I wan sh[i]it[/i]!
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**********Gives phate07 a hot knock on his big head***********  

Phate07:
[color=#E42217]
Morning Momma Iya. What's for breakfast.  
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FRIED BEANS, AND ROASTED RICE WITH ALOMO TO WASH IT DOWN  

iyatrustee:
yes my dear cos i loff you got any problem with dat

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IYATRUSTEE LESBO  

Phate07:
[color=#E42217]
Busy doing what?
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She bin warming my bed for some time now   i nor go lie goldieluks has a clean punny truss me   but a dirty pant ( her pant's colour is dark white)  

Goldieluks:
brb.

Come back here

mbell:
I always imagined that i'd date a fine guy, tall and well built (physically). and i never imagined dating anyone younger than me. the deal is, there's this guy in my school, hez tall, cute and lanky, and hez younger than me, hez not really the kinda person u'll call "the happening guy" (if u knw wat i mean). Hez extremely shy and i find that to be sooo cute and attractive and endearing. He has these things he says, these slangs and words,.,, and they're just so funny, he likes me, i know he does, everyone does infact,
i think i like him, i dont know the extent, but i think i do,
i dont know the signs, or how u know u like someone, but i know: i think of him quite a lot these days,
i know anytime i remember the things he says, those slangs, i laugh,
he finds it hard to express himself and i know i enjoy watching him try and fumble (soooooo cute),
and i know these days when im around him i cant help thinking i want to kiss him,

i always try to find reasons y i shouldnt like every guy i tend to like. This guy isnt evrything i dreamed of in a guy, no doubt, hez kinda geeky, not physically built, shy, and im older than him but isnt the important thing supposed to be being with someone who makes you happy? isnt it supposed to be about liking someone who likes u 2 for real i keep having these debates within myself, i really need advice,

u must be joking   i nor like one bit  

REALITY101:
@op this sounds like one of the illusion novel I saw online for $3.99 I forgot the name.

Reality 419  

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]I like all of this![/color]

and why do u like all of dat   ********Picks up a bottle and breaks it on pweety4herself"s head***********  


[quote author=kay-money link=topic=645413.msg8116042#msg8116042 date=1302684349] [size=11pt[b]]@ OP dont expect a guy to be 100%[/b] of all what you desire
so far he has some of the attributes you desire in a guy just pull the rigger and let him inn [/size] [/quote]Am 100% trust me! infact that's why dem ladies love me  

iice:
[color=#9900ff]lol. I compliment mostly tangible things.
Nice shoes, cute shirt, beautiful brain, sexy nails. . .hmmm nails, which reminds me [/color]

cute shirt ? Are beautiful?

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Hmm. . .i hardly compliment guys, dey get damn bright![/color]

@op well am those special type of fine guys, with dimples (dat y morenikeji balogun a.k.a mzdarkskin loffs me!!) when i smile na die i loff ma self jor,

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=643421.msg8098083#msg8098083 date=1302486026]You are still scanning my toto for your face?[/quote]dnt be raw young woman u say vaaginnarr!! Not toto!!.

And on ur location u wrote fake married woman bla bla bla I knew it(dat u weren't marrayed) cos ur always on NL morning and nite fake mrs chima

MzDarkSkin:
     

[color=#0066ff]@op it is possible but HIGHLY unlikely.
She lied to you. Even if the hymen broke, it doesn't
mean it will will widen her punash hole. You have to stick
objects in therer (preferably a tampon or a male's ----)
in order for that to happen and even then it would be after
a period of time. Not even a pap smear would widen it permanently
much less a naturally broken hymen during birth. She's a liar.[/color]

erm is ur punny as wide as dat

@poster did u say her punny is as wide as kilimangaro ********i laugh in mzdarskin language (calabar)*******How old are u? Infact how many years is you

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=641603.msg8097116#msg8097116 date=1302472003][color=deeppink]Are you Bishop Oyedepo in disguise?

Or did you partake in stealing some of the money and cars?

You knotty-patted fool![/color]
[color=deeppink]What are you insinuating?[/color][/quote]ROTFLMAO

@all, Besides a poster is saying rich ppl come to the man's shursh e.g md eTransact, omotola, bla bla bla, if i tell u d amount of poor ppl in the shursh u all wud kip shut!!!
All u oyedepo defenders pls answer d question? What big business was he into before he became a pastor Since all dnt believe shursh money is among the jets?
Is just dat we nigerians are greedy we too like miracle we dnt wanna work hard!!! See dem mugu followers saying ''erm, am inviting u i will pay 4 ya bus fare come to living faith and ur life wont be d same But am a success but i dnt go to those shurshes so sup wiv dat, so many rich business men come to our shursh, some one bought a bugatti veyron he did thanks giving in our shursh 3 sundays ago!!! But i pity d man becos him go repair tyre with dis our nigerian roads him wan drive dat low car Anyways back to d 'followers' am sure followers of rev king (abi is it rev bishop pastor dr sir deacon king, lmao) then wud be defending him saying 'live the man of God alone, the man of God has touched so many lives bla bla bla (he touched many lifes by raping girls and flogging offenders, lol yet he was still called a man of God!! Becos of our blindness when it comes to religion!!!!!), Abegi make una answer the question about were he got money from!!! If not i go shuck poorsin bottle 4 ya o

Wat amazes me is wat these mugu followers are claiming got him the kinda of money he has!!
These one will say he writes and sells books,video,audio, Lol since the jet is for the whole church then go and ride in it now!!! Make him bouncers shoot una big heads!!!! Another thing u big heads need to observe! why is convenant school fees expensive am very sure he knows dat 'strike' is one thing that affect the innocent nigerian youth. Now instead of finding solution since he is rich by giving university education free, if not free atleast it could have bin low so that lots of ppl can come but no! he made it high to gain more and more, lots of ppl who go to convenant dnt attend his church but their parent go close eye send their children there because its better to pay high school fees than to go to the federal university for a four year course and end up staying 8years because of strike!

adonisgold:
What is so important about your birthday

Maybe if you had given her money to shop and cook plenty rice and meat she would have remembered!

Whats the big deal? So she wont think of nothing else cos its your birthday? Are u a baby.

Oh nice of u to remember hers, so you will forever use that to sing, (expensive gifts indeed) Did she force u?

Grow up man! Its just anoda day, and maybe a lousy one for her!

*******breaks coke bottle on adonisgold head******