₦airaland Forum

STENON:
Lol....Ow ar you?...complements of the season to you.

ddooskie:
Who we are?
We are the Space Bookers Association of Nairaland.
What do we do?
We justle for space on the FrontPage(FP) even though we may not have meaningful contributions to the post.
How do we do it?
i. We download the Nairaland mobile app to get updates on new FP topics.
ii. We troll the forum for potential FP posts.
Why do we do this?
We love to have our monicker on the FP and probably get 'likes' to register our existence in the forum.

Where do we meet?
We meet on every frontpage 'FP' material and sometimes on any post that has the potential of making it to the FP; here, we register our presence with,
"in case"
"I was here"
"I'll come back when this makes FP" or "still sleeping, wake me when this makes FP"
and "I smell FP."

Is this your main job?
No! Once we get the update, we leave everything else to[i] "bookspace"[/i] and later put it up for sale
Have you sold any of the spaces you've booked?
No data shows that sir but some people do negotiate, they quote you for price of the "land"

Is it possible to sell a space on NL?
Wait! Lemme as Ifa.
What'z the craze for FP, are you getting paid for making comments on the frontpage?
Yes! Lending a voice or just making up the numbers on FP is more than enough

Can you describe your members?
;DSure! Why not. By their fruits...
1. The "ok" group- no matter how serious the matter is, their comment is always "ok". Some quote the whole post to comment "ok" at the end.
2. The consonants group- they use "q", "k", "jjj" most of these people later modify with meaningful comments, or jokes.

3. Those who make comments before reading. "Lemme book space first"
4. Lazy folks- these ones don't read long posts but usually ask people to summarize for them.

5. The weed smokers- they ask the OP what s/he smokes "OP, na cowdung u smoke? abeg gimme small make I high" or "obviously d OP is on cheap drugs" "U smoke wet weed?"

6. The 'rocks your boat' crew. They'd say, "whatever floats your goat/boat" as the case may be.

7. Issorait guys
8. Pinshures or adonbilivit
9. Ignorant ones- "Please what is an Ini Edo, we don't know anything like that here. I studied in France"
"Who is Wizkid, is he the son of WizKhalifa?

10. People asking for SAUCE(source)

11. Smiley space bookers they book space with smileys sometimes irrelevant ones.
12. The searchers- "I'm still searching for the joke." "what is this one saying?" "Wait!, lemme ask Ifa"
i. Omawumi's descendants: "if u ask me, na who I go ask?"

13. The unconcerned: "story for the gods" "Am I meant to comment on this?" "Tell them" "Aah shoki" "Kermit peeps"
14. GEJ till infinity folks.
POST: Davido buys a new pair of boxers.
COMMENT: "GEJ is working"

15. 3D viewers- they[b] spread mats[/b] and put on their 3D cinema glasses.
16. I'm here to read the comments.
17. Landlords- Proud[b] 'land' owners[/b] and they warn people to steer clear of their 'property'
18. FTC, STC, TTC and people who missed it by whiskers. They'd be like, "I will soon get there"

I'm not expected to know all nah but the following are gradually going into oblivion:

19. Official derailers
i. People who don't have chargers. "abeg who get pin mouth charger?
ii. People who want to charge their mobile phones. "shey light dey ur side, my fone don nearly die"
iii. People who want to soak garri
iv. Traffic officers: "Oga' face front" "Park well jhor"

20. ETT warrios to them, every news strip is a sign of[b] End Time Things.[/b]
.......................just like kermit...

STENON:
Reading through all the comments.

STENON:
Reading through all the comments.

CuteEmma:
whoa, in case you don't know, it's taught and not thought. Be a good dog and say thank you now.

seedsower:
We are happily married for 2yrs now, yet I haven't got a yesssss!

Ephhay:
hello

lefulefu:
1:Pamper her with gifts
2:buy her 10,000 naira worth doll baby
3:Propose to her with iphones
4:if u fit afford am take her on a trip to dubai or london
5:never refuse her anything
6:be ready to sacrifice ursef 4 her like jack 4 titanic
7:stock her phone with recharge cARD accounts....
After you do all these i assure u she go say a huge YES! when you propose.

juianne95:
Most controversial I nominate ireneony...

voodoo85:
How is that your fuckingg problem? What if i am? Does it hurt u?

Awho:
I just Tip toe pass

prettyjo:

JallowBah:

I am far from done getting tattooed. Different strokes for different folks.
And this is how I will look when I am old:
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/04/11/tattooed-seniors-better-with-age_n_5133700.html

And I actually work in the corporate world, for the Norwegian Church Aid. Feel free to google ACT alliance if you wonder what I am involved in.

neoapocalypse:
Hogwash, so you think if an IQ test is set for all people who contribute regularly in the romance section these guys will come tops? Intelligence is more than what you think of it, sad but the romance section habours the most unintelligent lot on this forum, if you doubt me take a look at other sections and read their contributions, go to politics, family, careers, car talk, programming and even fashion or food. But romance wasn't like this in earlier times, when kids and adults with kid mentality started showing up the real sensible posters opted out

tosyne2much:
you sound so pained bro.. Why ? Cos your name want mentioned ?

Lemme tell you, if you really are intelligent as you claim, your sense of reasoning should have told you that people will be biased especially when it comes to rating, so why giving yourself unnecessary worry by referring to rated monikers as being unintelligent. Why not PM the OP and beg him to include your name ?

Mr Nairaland contest, una go say e no worth am; Most intelligent, una go say the monikers no deserve am; Most Popular, una go say the monikers no deserve am.. **Nothing dey ever make meaning for una brain**

Cc:
Naijaboiy

naijaboiy:
Ok

But did you look at the topic at all?

[size=15pt]Most Intelligent Male "RomanceLander"[/size]

And this was simply an opinion of one person and not every romancelander...so don't kill yourself over it

I'm not arguing with you because the Op included my moniker there but because it's not worth wasting your sweat for. If you don't find his list compatible with yours fine and good.

It's an online stuff,,not everybody joined this site to display their prowess in what they do...some just want to have fun

You don't know them off line...you have no right to call them un intelligent.

The list is not worth killing for

neoapocalypse:
I see, the one eyed man in the city of the blind. Anyways I'm outta here, catch up with me in religion section

neoapocalypse:
Yeah and this section is filled with the most narcissistic and hedonistic bunch

neoapocalypse:
Hogwash, so you think if an IQ is set for all people who contribute regularly in the romance section these guys will come tops? Intelligence is more than what you think of it, sad but the romance section habours the most unintelligent lot on this forum, if you doubt me take a look at other sections and read their contributions, go to politics, family, careers, car talk, programming and even fashion or food. But romance wasn't like this in earlier times, when kids and adults with kid mentality started showing up the real sensible posters opted out

Ephhay:
Here is me

cutieberie1:
i dont quite agree wit ur list op
sum pple re nt meant to b on dat list

whizqueen:
Hmmm u dis guy ehn... i rest my case o

JallowBah:
You should use google maps.



OMG.

JallowBah:
You should use google maps.



OMG.

JallowBah:
You should use google maps.



OMG.

JallowBah:
You should use google maps.



OMG.

JallowBah:
Scandinavia. Scandinavia.

JallowBah:
Nah