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plucky16:
number 13 n 14 is shite!!.....and op if u follow this list of urs, u will never get married coz there's at least 5 traces of them in every girl

No controversy about that post!

simdam500:
50 signs op is a fault finder

Nobody is against any woman, so no controversy!

Which material? Lace or Ankara
Na taperule you use measure am abi wetin.

Any good material...

ireneony:
op don de go psycho .
50 gini....all these copy and paste stories without giving us the source.
nawa o yeye de smell.
op carry this go joke section, your talent is needed there .
op better carve one for yourself cos any woman can fall into this catergories.
funny thread, funny op.
hahaha

I would I like replying what type this, but I reckon it's not human.

I would ask you how old you are, but I reckon you can't count that high, If what types this post is twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely silly...

Seem what typed this, its brain blew off the beach!

lasheez:
Copy and paste things since the BCs and ADs

If u type that...

Slonge2:
Op, you are a plagiarist, you just copied and paste this article without even editing it.

Wetin concern me and beatles...

I didn't copy and past that, I'm used my phone not a system on ms world, so am allergic to make mistake.

Its still readable, the point is the post!

fruqsy:
My chick has all this issue but the thing is I'm just real with mah self I don't take anything I can't take, I don't take. I just believe you a man by how you handle situations.

Good! most ladies have such problems, but it depends on u to handle that so as not to get out of hand so she won't be able to continue such things In marriage!

Continuety :

51. She’s A Complainer
The world has too many of these. You don’t want one around you all the time. Find something positive to say every once in a while.

52. She’s Not comfortable in her own Skin if she doesn’t love herself, she’ll never be able to love you.

53. She’s not your best
friend here’s the test: would you want to hang around this woman even if you weren’t b@πging her? If not, you need to find someone else.

54. She Has Nothing In
common with u whether it’s politics, religion or taste in movies, you need to see eye to eye on some things. If you can’t agree on anything, then the
relationship will never feel like a safe place.

55. She has too much in
Common with you If you only like a woman who likes everything you like, you’re just looking for a version of
yourself with b®©bs. While you need to agree on the big things, leave some room for differences. It will help you challenge each other and add a spark to the relationship in the long term.

56. She Slept With You on the first date
Well, here we go. Sorry if you think I’m being
sexist again, but there’s just nowhere to go from
here. Passion and connection are great, and maybe it’s just the society we live in, but u gotta make me work for it a little. Don’t let me
into the holy temple until I’ve earned it.

57. She talks about kids too much the problem here, even if you want kids yourself, is that she might just want kids and it’s not so important who gives them to her. Make sure you’re number one until the rugrats come along.

58. She’s had three or More dicks in her ass
I’ve mentioned that before, but it bears
repeating. You want a woman to draw the line
somewhere, and that line should be her asshole.
59. She Texts During A Movie this should be a strict zero-tolerance policy.

60. She Pops Her Gum
This is so fvcking annoying.

61. She Likes Mischief a girl with a mischievous streak can be fun for a while as long as you’re not on the receiving end of it. But in a long-term relationship, eventually,
you will be.

62. She’s Never Wrong
Like a lot of things on this list, this applies to
you, too. You don’t want to be with someone
who can never admit to being wrong. It’s
exhausting and will frustrate you to no end.

63. She thinks she’s Above u If she holds herself up as being smarter or better than u in some way, that’s bullsh*it. Even if it’s true. U need to see each other as equals if a marriage is ever going to work.

64. She has A P*nis
Unless, you know, that’s your thing. No judgments.

65. She Wants To be An Old-Fashioned wife so, you don’t want your woman to work, you just want her to cook, clean, take care of the kids and always look beautiful? We don’t live in the 1950’s, and the world just doesn’t work that way anymore. If that’s what she wants, then you can bet she’s got deeper issues.

66. She’s too independent now, before you go getting all upset, hear me out. Of course you want an independent wife, but what you don’t want is a woman who’s got something to prove. She doesn’t need anyone, she can do it all herself, etc. Marriage is a team and no one can be a ball hog.

67. She Wants You To Give something up unless that something is a drug addiction, this should be a deal breaker. Relationships are about compromise, not sacrifice, and if she’s making you give up something you love, give her up instead.

68. She Chews With Her
Mouth Open this is gross, which would be reason enough, but what it really says is that no one ever taught her not to do it, which means she had shitty
parents. Shitty parents usually spawn shitty
people.

69. She Won’t Let You 69
Don’t deny me my favorite thing in the world.

70. She’s Mean-Spirited
Whether she laughs at old people falling down or gets off on exploiting people’s weaknesses, this woman would be better as a Disney villain than your wife.

71. She’s aready been
Engaged (Or Married) More than once
Everyone’s entitled to one mistake. But if she’s
committed to spend the rest of her life to
multiple partners and then bailed on them, that
should tell you something.

72. She has A pet other than a dog or A cat
girls with snakes or ferrets… I don’t know,
they’re just weird. And if she has cats, two’s the
limit. More than that is creepy, hmmm u know what I mean the pet might not be physical.

73. She Made You Wait more than Six dates for s*x she might think this makes her a good girl, but in a way, this is worse than putting out right away, because she’s using it to control you. I created a little buffer zone here, but the truth is, by the third or fourth date, she should know if she wants to get naked with u.

74. She Has Another Guy’s name tatooed on her somewhere that should’ve been lasered off long ago. But I guess you know she’s not afraid of commitment.

75. She Doesn’t Own A TV that’s just not practical. People without televisions are trying way too hard to be cool.

76. She’s A drama Queen some people like a little added drama in their lives, but if you’re with a girl who makes a mountain of every molehill in her path, you’re going to get tired of dealing with it pretty soon.

77. You think she’d make a bad mother even if you’re not planning on having kids, every woman should be at least capable of raising them. You never know what the future holds. And if you think she’d be a bad mother, it’s probably because she’s not nurturing, and that’s something you’re going to need down the road.

78. She’s too competitive
Competitive a little bit is fine great, even. But if you can’t play a game of gin without it becoming the battle of the century, move on. Even when you win, you’ll lose.

79. She doesn’t take Your side in private, she can tell you you’re wrong all she wants, but if you’re at a party and you get involved in a debate she should either come to your defense or just stay out of it.

80. You stole her from
somebody else that may seem passionate and romantic, but she probably just got bored in that relationship and stayed in it longer than she should have. You’ll always wonder if the same thing’s going
to happen to u.

81. She Stays In Contact With her Exes unless she has a kid, there’s no reason to keep
in contact with her exes. You’re lying if u say
it doesn’t make u uncomfortable, and if you confront her, she’ll just claim you’re being
possessive. She’s not ready to settle down.

82. She Keeps Secrets
If you’re getting married, you should know
everything about her. If she’s not open about
every aspect of her life, then it’s going to end
with you not trusting her, which will poison the
relationship.

83. She Doesn’t Think u’re awesome u should each think that the other is the greatest person in the world. If she rolls her eyes every time you say something funny or doesn’t brag about you to her friends, you can do better.

84. She’s Demanding
She’s trying to get you to conform to her way of
thinking and doing things, and not giving your thoughts and deeds proper respect. Time to hit the road.

85. She Gets Sick A Lot
I’m not talking about serious medical issues. I’m talking about the girl who seems to gets
migraines or the flu every time things aren’t
going her way. She either wants you to take care of her or is trying to get out of something.

86. She Openly Hates Your music Do not fvck with my tunes.

87. She’s Constantly Instagramming Photos of herself (And Only Herself) Seriously. Who does that?

88. Her Personal Heroes Are Lorena Bobbitt And Jodie Arias Yeah… just run, dude. Run and don’t look back.

89. She Compares u to her exes This is tolerable under absolutely no circumstances. If she ever utters the words, “My ex used to…” don’t even wait for the end of the sentence. Just walk out the door.

90. She Can’t Dance
A woman without rhythm just can’t ever be sexy. And you need sexy.

91. She Doesn’t Listen To u If the only time she ever shuts up is when she’s trying to think of what to say next, you need to part ways with her. She’s not the only one capable of formulating speech. Let her know you need to be heard.

92. She Has An Ugly Mother sounds harsh, but…that’s your future, my friend. Just saying.

93. You met her At A Strip Club Whether she was a dancer or a patron… awesome o-nighter material, not so much in the marriage department.

94. She’s had More Than One abortion once again, anyone can make one mistake, but if she didn’t learn her lesson the first time on this one, she’ll never learn anything.

95. She Hates Sports
I’m not saying she has to be a number one fan,
but if she can’t even be in the room when you’re
watching a game, this is not a girl you want to
be with.

96. She Lets You Make A Sex tape Of course you want to make one you’re a guy! But someone has to be responsible when it comes to this. These days, that shit could end up anywhere.

97. She’s a slob she doesn’t have to be a neat freak, but it’s just unnatural for a woman to let things go the way guys do. You’ll be living in a freaking pigpen
before long.

98. She Sees A Shrink On A regular basis more often than not, this is a sign that she’s
more self-absorbed than psychologically unstable. But either way, it’s cause for getting
the hell out of there.

99. Her V*gina Stinks
Some people will tell you all v*ginas smell like
that. They do not. And that may sound like a
pretty superficial reason, but Jesus, we’re at #99
here.

100. You made It to the end of this list Seriously, dude. If you got to the 100th sign that u shouldn’t marry your girlfriend, u must be looking for somebody else. She’s out there, I promise. So stop wasting time on the wrong girl, quit reading lists off the internet and go out and find her.

Thank You!

3cycle:
I will only read those when Buhari becomes a christian.

I knew u won't have interest in reading it

Anyway Thanks "3cycle"...

Medunah:
You go wait tire!! Lobbish

I new it's gonna be lobbish or "Rubbish to u!

Thanks

AfricanApple:
isn't it clear to you that from the beginning of my post on this thread i wasnt serious, and I'm not ready to get serious, not on a damn thread like this
worst part is that you now want to result everything to insult, who got nothing in him now?
you started quoting me unnecessarily, why not stop now I'm done with you anyway, goodbye for the last time

"Goodbye for the last time" what that suppose to mean?


Do u know how to read and understand?

What I typed there those it looks like an insult?

I can see u're are trying to approach me discourteously.

Never lash-out, coz u may lash at those who lashes more than u do and u most discourteously get lashed!

temmyt20:
ohk, u said..,.50 pure signs to kno she is nt marriage material......dat means if a woman shld av one of dis signs, no marry her.....u shld av written 50 signs she MAY nt b marriage material..or.......some guidelines to a successful relationship..for instance, point no 2. just because she is always complaining when u go out wth frnds doesn't mean u shl nt marry hr...she is probably jealous, she is probably expecting u to tak hr alng once......am typin wth my phone and cant rly post much.......to me, d topic title is wrng

OK if u deviate it that way

Adhered with u...

temmyt20:
ohk, u said..,.50 pure signs to kno she is nt marriage material......dat means if a woman shld av one of dis signs, no marry her.....u shld av written 50 signs she MAY nt b marriage material....for instance, point no 2. just because she is always complaining when u go out wth frnds doesn't mean u shl nt marry hr...she is probably jealous, she is probably expecting u to tak hr alng once......am typin wth my phone and cant rly post much.......to me, d topic title is wrng

OK if u deviate it that way

Adhered with u...

iceberylin:
Am allergic to long posts

Thanks bro take a look!

temmyt20:
dey there make una dey check 50 signs, after u don old finish cos u were looking for d perfect babe, una go come NL dey post say u dey find wife

The post didn't say u should be single, it show if
u're with a woman who isn't competent to be a
wife just walk out of her, u can get a good one.

djeezy:
My point is that you can never find a lady that does not exhibit either of those signs as you called it. In other words you're implying we all remain single.

The post didn't say u should be single, it show if u're with a woman who isn't competent to be a wife just walk out of her, u can get a good one.

djeezy:
Haba!!! 5O Signs!!!! No woman that won't fall into any of the categories. Nobody is perfect.

Not perfect but it's a sign!

IamDejman:
Too Long jor

Bro please do try and read it

Thanks!

I knew this is very much lengthy, but I will like u guys to glance on it very well and study it just like you final year in school so u need to study the important part very well so as not to fall in victim of failure, I knew we are very much familiar or know some well because we aren't a learner, so sounds funny, but please guys do forgive me if I have typed some in very aberrant way.

1. She’s Clingy
Let’s start simple, shall we? Everybody wants to
be with someone who feels they live without without them, but when she tatooliterally literally, it’s suffocating and it will drive you
crazy. Run.

2. She Complains When go out With The Guys
Sticking with the obvious, this is a huge red flag.
Not letting you hang with your friends means she
wants to be the only person in your life, and
that’s a recipe for disaster.

3. She think change Change You
Ah, this little nugget is as old as time. She
thinks you have potential to be exactly what she
wants, and it’s her job to shape you into it. Well,
guess what? This has never once, in the entire
history of relationships, ever been successful.

4. She’s Jealous
A little jealousy is fine—after all, you don’t want
her flirting with other dudes, right? But if she
flips out every time a woman crosses your field
of vision, you’ve got your work cut out for you,
my friend.

5. She Doesn’t Trust You
This is really an extension of #4, but we’re going
for 100 here, so bear with me. The truth is, this
extends beyond jealousy into something deeper.
She wants to know where you are and who
you’re with every second of the day, and that’s
just not gonna fly. You know what all good
relationships are built on, right?

6. She’s Controlling
She only cares about your opinion and tries to
force you into agreeing with her. She decides
where you go and what you do. Might as well
hand over your balls, because you sure as hell
aren’t using them.

7. She Has No Confidence
She doesn’t think she’s good enough for
anything, not her job, not her friends and not
you. It may seem cool to be held up to such a
lofty position, but that’s not someone u want
as a partner.

8. She Wears A stud In Her tongue
Every time I see one of those, I think the same
thing: “That girl has probably had a whole lot of
d*Cks in her mouth.”

9. Her Daddy Pays Her CreditbCard Bill
This girl has never had to learn anything about
fiscal responsibility and will more than likely
spend all the money you have and some you
don’t.

10. It’s Your Second Date And
She’s Already Talking about marriage
This girl just wants to get married, period. And
she’s not that discerning anymore. She’s not
thinking, “I’m madly in love and want to spend
the rest of my life with this guy.” It’s more like,
“He’ll do.”

11. She Doesn’t Get Along with her mother
Whatever issues she has, she should’ve worked
that shit out by the time she was nineteen. It
doesn’t bode well for how she handles close
relationships if she can’t manage to get along
with her own mother.

12. She Gets Along With Her Mother Too Well
On the opposite side of the coin, if she’s on the
phone with her mom five times a day, then she
hasn’t grown up enough to get married. You’ll
basically be married to your own mother-in-law,
and that sounds horrible.

13. She Can’t Name All Four Members Of The Beatles
There are some things that every single person
on planet Earth should know, and this is one of
them. Even that goofy bullshit she calls music
wouldn’t exist today without those guys.

14. She’s Never Seen STAR WARS
Because… I mean… come on.

15. She’s Been In a three-way with Two Dudes
It would be tough to get that image out of your
head. Like a pig on a spit. And I don’t think it
needs to be mentioned, but a three-way with
another chick is completely acceptable nay,
encouraged.

16. She’s Always Late
Someone once told her she was worth waiting
for and boy, did she run with it. She’s making
you wait for hours on end as a way of controlling
you. If she’s not ready when she says she’s
going to be, just leave without her—she will
definitely break up with you and you’ll be all the
better for it.

17. She Talks about how much She Hates Men
Ah, the man-hater. She’s been d*cked over time
and time again, or at least that’s her story. She
tells you what she loves about you is that you’re
different from all the other guys she’s ever been
with. But guess what? You’re not.

18. She Thinks She’s Prettier or beautiful than She Is
The opposite is so much more attractive. I don’t
want a woman telling me how hot she is. That’s
my job.

19. The Only Books She Owns Are Self-Help
If one or two didn’t do the trick, it’s most likely
a lost cause. Besides, if she doesn’t read, she’s
probably not all that interesting, anyway.

20. She thinks Dane Cook Is funny
He’s not.

21. She Starts To Cry Every Time You Have A Fight like blubbering idiot
Arguing is normal and healthy in relationships.
But she can’t take the heat, so she turns on the
waterworks. Then you feel like shit.
Congratulations, you can look forward to a
lifetime of emotional manipulation.

22. She tells her Friends EVERYTHING
Women talk—we know this. But there are some
things that need to be kept within the confines of
the relationship. If you can’t trust her to know
where that line is, then you can’t trust her
enough to marry her.

23. Her only friends are dudes
Odds are, there’s a good reason why she
doesn’t get along with other women, and it’s
probably not their fault. Besides, have you ever
had a hot female friend you didn’t want to bang?
Didn’t think so.

24. She’s Crazy
This may seem like another obvious one, but
crazy chicks are dynamite in the sack, and the
way that makes you feel can easily be
misconstrued as love. Don’t make excuses for
her erratic behavior, just nail her seven or eight
times and move on.

25. She Finds Something wrong With every hotel room
She doesn’t like the view, it’s too close to the
elevator, there’s a scratch on the dresser—Jesus
Christ, this woman is hard to please. Won’t be
long before she’s nitpicking things about you.

26. She’s Bossy
Don’t tell me what to do, girl

27. She owns too much Lingerie
I don’t want her wearing anything she used to
turn on her exes. Every woman should have only
one or two pieces of “Bleep me” underwear. The
rest should be gifts from you.

28. She’s A Gossip
If she talks about everyone else behind their
backs, I guarn-damn-tee you she’s talking
behind yours.

29. She Has Daddy Issues
Oh boy. All she wants is approval and presents.
She has no idea that men fall into separate
categories, and the last thing you want is a
daughter for a wife.

30. She Drinks… A Lot
Having a girlfriend who likes to party can be fun
early on in the relationship. But it gets old real
fast. If she’s still knocking them back like a
sorority girl on spring break, you might want to
start looking elsewhere.

31. She Uses S*x As A Tool
Rewarding you with s*x for gifts or vacations
may seem like a fair trade, but once she realizes
she can use it to get what she wants, it’s all
over for you, my man.

32. She Lied during your courtship
Everybody puts their best foot forward in the
early stages, but exaggeration or omission is one
thing, outright lies are another. If she lied about
her age or how many guys she’s been with, then
she’s probably lying about what she wants out
of a relationship, and what she’s willing to give.

33. She’s A Taker
If you’re the generous sort (and you really
should be), you’ll start out giving her gifts and
such, because you want to make her happy. But
if she comes to expect that as a defining
characteristic of the relationship, it means she’s
greedy.

34. She wants the relationship To Be All about her
Everything is about what she wants and needs,
and yours don’t matter. That’s not to say it
should be all about you, either. A married couple
is a team, it’s not about one person getting what
they want, it’s about what’s best for the team.

35. When The Going Gets Tough, She Gets Going… Out
The Door
Some people just don’t want to deal with anyone
else’s problems but their own. If she can’t let
you lean on her during the hard times, you’re
going to find yourself very lonely in your
marriage.

36. She Gets Lazy
Once she knows she’s landed you, you might
see some things start to slip. She’s not keeping
it tight, she doesn’t laugh at your jokes, she
stops prettying herself up for you. This is a bad
sign and you shouldn’t be guilty of it, either.

37. She Doesn’t Support You
She has to take on your hopes and dreams, and
you have to take on hers as well. If she doesn’t
help you achieve what you want out of life, find
someone else who will.

38. She Has No Hopes And
Dreams Of Her own it amazes me how many people out there are content simply to exist. I’m not saying you have to try to be a rock star or President of the United States, but goddamn woman. Get off your a$s
and do something with your life.

39. She’s Cheated Before
What’s in the past is in the past and all that, and
circumstances count for something, but more
than likely, it means that when things aren’t
going her way, she looks outside the relationship
to make herself feel better. Cut her loose.

40. She Criticizes your hobbies
Unless we’re talking about vintage porn
collecting or excessive gambling, your interests
are part of what makes you who you are. If she
thinks what you do is stupid, then on some level,
she thinks you are, too.

41. She Hates Your Friends
Even if they’re the douchiest guys in the world,
somewhere out there is a girl who thinks they’re
as awesome as you do.

42. She Has cankles
You’ll never get past it.

43. She’s Not In The Mood… Over And Over Again
Hey, every once in a while, you’re not in the
mood either, you Hot bastard. But if she’s
putting you off too much, maybe you’re just not
sexually compatible.

44. She Can’t (Or Won’t) Cook
Of all my reasons so far, this one sounds the
most sexist, at least by traditional standards. But
a lot of women enjoy cooking for their men, and
they appreciate it. Men like to eat, godammit.

45. She Never Goes Out With the GirlsHey, if she’s not blowing off steam with her friends every once in a while, then eventually, you’re going to be her only social outlet. The two of you will be bored with each other inside of a year.

46. She Has No Sense Of Humor
Jesus Christ, lighten up. If you can’t laugh together, what joy do you get out of each other’s company when you’re not fucking? If she can’t take a joke—and give one back every once in a while—it just sucks all the air out of a
relationship.

47. She Won’t Try New things
In bed If this is going to be the last woman you’re ever
going to sleep with, you’re going to want her to
be a little adventurous. If she says no to
everything from role-playing to anal intercourse,
you better have a vivid imagination and a fast
internet connection.

48. She Keeps Score
If she’s constantly reminding you of times when
you stayed out too late, came home too drunk or
whatever, and using those times as bargaining
chips, then you, my friend, are screwed.

49. She changes her mind too much
It may be a woman’s prerogative, but if she
can’t hold down a job and never wears the same thing twice, she has commitment issues and probably won’t spend the rest of her life with anything or anyone.

50. She’s an attention LovePeddler, just like some on here "sorry to say" if she wants all eyes on her all the time, then that’s a pretty good sign the only person she
cares about is herself.

# To be continue... #

AfricanApple:
is it on this issue you writing this kinda article? okay, joke's finished. bye

Must u diverse most things, huh?

I sent that it doesn't mean I am into u or feel for u, or what?

So don't take it personal, got a lot not u!

So got nothing in u...

AfricanApple:
if its only dangote's daughter u can do that for, that means you are cheap o, cos dangote's daughter cannot stand where I am, when I'm talking she will be saying yes ma. we are not the same match, she is too low for me. u berra start reconsidering



you should stress to get a good wife like me

Don't be a hard target.

Raw speeches are all propaganda, we all know false hope is better than false reality!

I'm giving u this because I want you to know some

Marriage requirements will be different for
males and females. A male character will
usually need to pursue a traditional path of
courtship. He should establish a reputation in
Calradian aristocratic society, get on good
terms with his bride's parents or guardians,
depends on your not to give your man a very difficult task for him to pass a lot of physical difficulties
and then woo the lady according to local
custom. If a player grows impatient, he may
attempt to take a shortcut but there will be
consequences in his relations with other lords.

A male character should keep in mind that
other lords will be competing with him for the
affections of the kingdom's ladies. Also, a
lady's tastes are unpredictable, and a player
may also find that the object of his love does
not love him in return. Romance in Calradia, as
elsewhere, does not always prosper. Of course,
a player may resort to other, less gentlemanly
means of winning a lady's heart, but again,
that will have a serious impact on his
reputation. And am not a player!

princessayesha:
NOTED

For?

chimerase2:
Chai me asin a whole me a man of god woman wrappering
Kingtom suppose collect no 1 self
Well shaa comment

Comment reservoir

Good u're man "god" not man of "God"

Na u talkam!

whizqueen:
LewisO i'ld be waiting for your p.m

Sent! if seen buzz me

clevvermind:
u will see that many of them will be humbled when we do that.

This dude is such a setter.

I like your attitude the way u approach matter with some guys on here!

Just like I does my things too!

kelechiMarie:
sharp guy

Hmmm!

Am not, just admire u from my point

And I will be honoured!

If u can accept my PM

Can I drop my no?