₦airaland Forum

Prowizy2:
Too artificial

missamanda:
Is this some kind of joke or wah? the topic shld be "The most popular black ladies on nairaland"! Not most beautiful oo!

3cycle:
Why not make the pope his running mate? All these thieves disguised as pastors should not forget that the house of God must not be turned to den of robbers and politics. Buhari should go get his ally and stop desecrating the church with his strategies.

Harmonyemerald:
Black is beautiful, black is kind, black is hope, black is un-alduterated. Black is africa, black is not only a face but the heart. Black is strong, fearless but godly. I am black and I love my colour, I love being black. High five to all the few black ladies left out there. Do nothing to change your colour cos I wouldn't trade mine for anything in the World

iamord:
Here you go bruv!
https://images.wisegeek.com/rope-noose.jpg it also comes with a usage manual.

ireneony:
what is Nairaland

qadeerkug:
unah 2 dey rush see wat double typin do u

unmask:
#bbsucks in all shapes and sizes, in all nomenclature and colours,
#bbsucks both on and off the Internet, #bbsucks as a smartphone
and as a feature phone, #bbsucks with or without a camera,
#bbsucks with a passport or whether in a porsche, #bbsucks
whether it claims bold or appears curved, #bbsucks whether
throwing a javelin or causing a storm....... #bb has, will and
forever #suck

Annypie:
hahaha. ..is it because we dont make noise ni.

infct all female romance Nlanders are virgins :Dhahaha. ..is it because we dont make noise ni.

infct all female romance Nlanders are virgins

tosyne2much:
gives her a Bible» swear that you haven't kissed b4 or

realGURU:
Hi,
guys, i saw five profile here on Nl that cut my eyes. How do i get any of these girls.
I don't want any mistake that will make loss them thank you.

Clinton594:
1. MARKET PLACE :
Trust me on this and you can try it then share your adventure. A woman is so insecure at the market place, she's vigilant at any movements around her taking notice of the people who touch body and snatch handbags/purses. The last thing she's going to do is give you the attention.

2. UNDER THE SUN:
9ja no be yankee where you can just move up to a lady walking or standing under the sun and start yabbing nonsense. She'll just look at you like a conductor shouting Oshodi , no be person go tell you say sun dey puncture woman skin wella.


3. AT THE BANK :
Lols, Abeg no go paint your dignity black joor. Imagine Nigerian bank where almost all conversions are sounding like whispers and every one dey form English teacher. You wan begin dey chyke woman. who tell you say na only she dey hear wetin you dey talk . just pray she doesn't make a scene. if she does, your own don be oh .

4. IN THE PRESENCE OF HER FRIENDS:
An average 9ja babe go like play hard to get in front if her other babes, She go feel like KingKong blowing you off and you know what follows suit for the other ladies.
Ehe, sorry for you if you gbagaun ... no be person go tell you wear face cap dey find your way if you no wan receive the biggest laff of your life.

5. IN THE LADIES SALOON :
Hehehe , if you've been trying to catch up on a lady and she purposely walks into a saloon..... my dear brother its not the same as she walking into a supermarket/store.
Sir, just turn around , live to fight another day

tosyne2much:
See as fear catch Bose

Ghostlady:
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ChubbyT:
dnt won drop it here,u cn drop urs or snd a PM.

ChubbyT:
lyk wat?

folabayo1:
The pimpchi's body is really hot..but I hope all dis guys get money sha cos no b only face ladies wan chop

ChubbyT:
XOXO

ChubbyT:
XOXO

veegirl:
lemme know wen u're done with your grammar

veegirl:
Seriously, this is becomin so common on d lips of our guys. Wat is wrong wit y'all? Nigerian girls dis - Nigerian girls dat. Una no dey tire? Lemme even ask u guys sef, hw many nigerian girls av u dated? U keep comparin us 2 d foreign ladies - av u dated any1 before? Or u think its dat thing u guys watch in d movies? Oh........please! We are capable of loving, just like any oda person. So u guys shud take a break abeg. Abi we force una to date us?

farano:
Lmao! No babe want to carry last!

Eyepencil:
ARE U SURE?

Eyepencil:
TARRRH! THE BABE HEAD TOO LONG JOR, WETIN SHE WAN COME FIND HERE