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MzzTega:
and dz babe jx sed my mind

MzzTega:
and dz babe jx sed my mind

biaka1994:
hmmmmm! Ok

chibwike:
Ok, i see...welcome to nairaland....where crazy individuals breed....its mad fun here...if you can relate with the right people....and always keep ur cool...coz some peeps here could be annoying....that said...welcome once again....with time...u'd get to make new friends and knw more bout the forum....welcome.

Thinkr:
When I was still in school I met a girl and I like she was cute and had big booobz. Well, we fixed a date and she showed up in a nice gown looking pretty, we went to an eatry she ate rice, salad chicken drank malt choi she no even say no to anything I offer. We talked and got to know each other. When she was leaving she asked me to buy suya for her friends at home(people wey me no know o) ofcos I did paid for her bike na one hug I chop that day. Days later I went to visit her. After about a week her decide to ttake her to a pami joint since she's not been there ever but asked her to come to my crib first so she'll meet my friends. the girl said "I don't go to guys house" choi* after you chop chicken hahahahaha. She said she can't make it to my place but she can make it to pami joint lmao* na there paro end ooo. Now that's some freaky gold digging stunt lolz

kristina1:
Aww.....tanx alot.
my head dey swell o

kristina1:
We all set standards before going into a relationship,,so whatz d squabble all about?
If a girl says,she want to date a rich dude,good for her...datz what rock her boat,,afterall,she wl be responsible for her actions and inactions later.

biaka1994:
tnx

Adufetohposh:
good to know

Adufetohposh:
We kiss only the ones we re sooooo into and bad breathe can be a major turn off

quivah:

Prixus:
erm...Ms. ireneony I don't mean to piss u off but u don't need to add "people" to the word slow pokes again.

on 2nd tot u can go mad if u like. I can c u r already fighting people on ur thread. as usual most of ur threads end up with u insulting people. u hv to check ursef. if a lot of people complain about u n ur dumb threads then u hv to start thinking with both sides of ur brain...

Prixus:
oya I agree u r leading 3-0. but it's mood not mode...

marinel:
If I hear say naija gals no like kissing eh! I can kiss my boo all day non stop.

udysweet:
I consider kissing a more binding act than sex o but men der re som mouth u'l kiss and hav nightmares after,loool!
I once knew a guy who badly wanted to kiss me on a particular day,I cld smell his bad breath maybe owing to d fact dat maybe he hadn't eaten all morn or so. Omo I stylishly offered him water that day out of love and he drank! Step one completed. Then I remembered I had baba blue in my bag(gosh dis was divine) I jus took one,popped in my mouth and offered him d one left.
So by the time he came after me again,a lot of things had changed,lol!
The 2nd one,men he kept forcing me,I cld feel my outer lips sticky,chai I wan die,lmao! He wasn't oozing but I jus ddnt enjoy it,infact I told pls don't kiss me again,and I actually wiped my mouth in his presence. All my mouth jus dey gum,yuck!
But of cos der re som kisses I've had I swear I cld go on and on and one,jus be chewing on that lips and be sucking his tongue jo,its good to be clean and one tin:be a good and passionate kisser!
*flies out of thread*

Tamee:
Personally, I WILL NOT kiss anyone who doesn't floss. I always stylishly look out for any sort of mouthwash in a guys bathroom.




I never said that. But gals ain't complaining about their kiss-life
Anyway, guys should stop using that mumu close-up. Oral B, Maclean's, Dabur and the likes are better. Plus, Nigerians should be taught the importance of flossing and taking breath mints.
Cheei! Some dudes breath can stink.

quivah:
na lie...Im a classic example of a kiss lover

Unibenstudent:
I called one of my female friends who lives around my area#magodo..this was a girl I took her number last week,she said I should help help her cross the express road that she was scared so I excorted her,after that we chatted and I took her digits..on calling her yesterday,1e spoke for a minute then suddenly someone took her phone and told me *masculine voice"hey u don't u have something better to do"*that was how I deleted her contacts from everywhere possible..wierd xmas

quivah:
but I was just joking..

jmoore:
See bullets.

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@op. you should thank your God cos nobody kidnapped and molested you.

quivah:
make you go wash your head for lagoon remain o..
not because no man cut your path but cause you are jobless and need a quick job to get your mind off men..

can't you stay off them for sometime?
how do you mean by men are now wise were they foolish before ?

agarawu23:
bad market

ALKARULEZ615:
can't comprehend a thing.

Your diction sucks.

Work on your vocabulary

#FinalYearIndeed

Etetejake:
All a guy wants from his girl is true love and care. He wants to be treated as if he is your king and at the same time your baby. He wants to be treated as the number one.
Am speaking for myself ooo. Don't know about him or others. But some foolish guys take advantage of you wen u treat then thus and some starts misbehaving bkx d don't understand what u ar doing.

b1327:
man I think u really mean dat girl

ireneony:
if you don't like my thread, create one that we will contribute to......for the record stop being a crybaby.
if you don't like my thread don't comment, you can't speak for everyone, I know others will find it useful.

boy bye

Juliaann:
For what? I can't o!!

Exjoker:
Lol... I won't engage you into an argument cause today is Christmas. Kindly check the meaning of "rude" and re-read my sentence again. Thanks

3cycle:
Not a must, can't change my number except I move to another country.