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mrphysics:
someone saw u coming out of d bathroom and asked 'u go take ur bath'?. just tell d person 'no, I go take my sweat'

[size=15pt] Lol... [/size]

lifestyle1:
11 what ?

[size=15pt]I hail the oldies Nairalander. [/size]

Beamborla:
This one is original... see as sleep clear from my eyes shapaly... the devil is a liar

notoriousbabe:
na the thing wey she take collect am be dat #saynotomissionarystyle

EggovinMma:

[size=15pt]Why prolong that symbol, what happened?

Are u with the man or the woman? [/size]

dovelike:
No. I don't see any now

dovelike:
Why are you still crying?

[size=15pt] Ok i will stop crying... *Dig hand in my pocket bring out hanky wipe away my tears* Hope there is no water in my eyes again? [/size]

dovelike:
Lol. It's a state of unconsciousness, whereby you won't know what's happening around you, or mind or try to look pretty,so far you can get that sleep

[size=15pt]Thanks for letting me know what sleep mean. [/size]

dovelike:
Sleeping that way in my friends house? Do you know what sleep is?

[size=15pt]I don't know ma. [/size]

notoriousbabe:
yawns

[size=15pt]Close that mouth and make use of hanky! [/size]

dovelike:
Am not lying!

[size=15pt]But tell me u won't indulge in such act! [/size]

dovelike:
Lolzzzzzz. I don't do that.

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U can lie to me too.

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notoriousbabe:
I don't know what makes you thick, but I hope it's a time bomb.

[size=15pt]U sound mean... Why are u skipping my questions?

Give me answer to that. [/size]

Harmvirus:
not guilty

[size=15pt]It's a lie?

Let forming begin! [/size]

notoriousbabe:
When you were born something terrible happened, you lived.

[size=15pt]Seems u need my attention right? Why can u just seek for it?

Remember this isn't whatsapp. [/size]

notoriousbabe:
Put a condom on your head because if you are gonna act like a diick you might as well dress like one

[size=15pt]Stop being dirty with all what u saying. U still owe questions which u haven't answered.

Maybe u should bring your pus*y here and let do the needful. [/size]

notoriousbabe:
There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.

notoriousbabe:
You are the kind of person who, when someone first meets you, they don't like you. But when they get to know you better, they hate you.

Edusouls:
monkey, if i catch my sister with a wash out like you,i go disown am...

[size=15pt]What did i wanna do with that dirty sister of yours?

Empty skull. [/size]

notoriousbabe:
[s] You are such a smart-arse, I bet you could sit on a tub of ice cream and tell me what flavour it is.[/s]

[size=15pt]Seems u still wanna tempt me. [/size]

notoriousbabe:
[s] Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?[/s] Lewis i am very sorry, i don't just know my thumb is just... Am sorry please forgive me.

[size=15pt]Forgiveness accepted, but don't type such next time! [/size]

notoriousbabe:
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.

notoriousbabe:
You are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are] obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.

[size=15pt] Seems u got my post somewhere and u trying to copy it.

Now this is how it goes: "You are not obnoxious like so many other people, u are Obnoxious in a different and worst way i would have like to insult u but the sad truth u won't understand me". that's the best way!

Chill girl. [/size]

Laredojohn:
Most of those ladies believe that's the best time to get their wishes, my view is any lady who asks for any sort of financial gain, during, when sex is about to start , during pre-intimacy , is definitely a runs gal because she will probably do same for other guys and she sees sex as a job she must b paid for.gbam

[size=15pt]Give that guy a medal and four free clean pus**y. [/size]

andromida:
Tell them.

[size=15pt]U ehn. [/size]

shadowgwalker:
goat!