Onechancearmy:
Na Osogbo Premium he smoke.

Smoking got emotional for one man who was in literal tears over really good marijuana.

This YouTube video of him is on its way to viral fame, possibly also becoming a meme. It’s gotten over 500,000 views and seems to have been circulating on the internet since at least Thursday (Dec. 1), appearing on Reddit and Twitter too.

Watch the video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPM85MCgqXo



http://gistreel.com/2016/12/03/man-sheds-tears-joy-smoking-best-weed-life/

One of the ponzi schemes in Nigeria, Ultimate Cycler has crashed, sending panic waves across many of its Nigerian members who have invested their money in it as well as those who have equally invested in others such as MMM.
The ponzi website, Ultimate Cycler went down early Thursday morning, specifically around 10:30am(Nigerian time), shutting out every member who owns an account with it.

When accessed, the site initially displayed an error line of code, before displaying ”Error 500” in bold letters, then it proceeded to display another message:

“Be right back. We are currently updating the site to give you a more pleasurable experience and will be back online shortly. Our update estimation is to be complete over the next 6 – 12 hours. Thank you, Peter Wolfing.”

Ultimate Cycler is a new ponzi scheme that followed MMM. This new money doubling scheme claims a promise of better returns on invested money than MMM.

The hook for Ultimate Cycler is members get a return of N50,000 after paying N12,500 to a fellow member he or she registered under.

As at the time of filing this report, the ponzi website has still not come to life. Dangers for members who have invested in it or others like MMM is that when such websites go down, chances are that it never comes up again and hence, “investors’” money goes with it.

So, will Ultimate Cycler ever come back to life? This is question on the minds of every member.

Source: Vanguard.
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http://gistreel.com/2016/12/03/fear-grips-nigerians-mmm-others-ponzi-website-ultimate-cycler-crashes/

Seeing the chaos he had caused, Wizkid took to his Twitter this morning to apologise.

But are the angry fans buying it? According to UBC TV, folks asking for refunds will be granted that wish.

See more tweets

Wizkid has upset his Ugandan fans.

According to New Vision, the singer was scheduled for the Wizkid Live in Kampala billed to hold last night in Kampala, but he cancelled at the last minute.

Not long after, the promoters of the show offered an explanation to the upset fans who bought the ticket, saying that the Ojuelegba singer could not fly out of the USA due to ‘unavoidable circumstances’.

But fans are deeply upset by the development. See the reactions:

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http://gistreel.com/2016/12/03/ugandan-fans-slam-wizkid-canceling-concert-last-minute/

A woman, who claims to be repented wrote on how she slept with her boyfriend in Lekki, few hours to his wedding.

As reposted by Joys Oyedepo, She wrote,


LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT GRACE….When i say i can’t do life without Christ i mean i’m too thankful to take His unending love for granted.Ah! It just occurred to me that God has a purpose for keeping me.This picture was taken in some hotel room in Lekki! Hmm ! I came to Lagos from school to see my boyfriend that was getting married!Scratch that* this was the wedding morning! Meaning i spent the night with him before he said “i do”,…i saw him before he left for church!Ahhh!! I still got back to school safe! Meaning God’s Mercy kept me!I travelled ibadan express road almost every weekend coming to Lagos to do every thing heaven didn’t approve but God’s mercy kept me!Jesus overlooked my flaws! My terrible lifestyle & i can’t believe He still saw something beautiful in me! It’s not being an easy journey!! but Grace found me! Grace kept me! Grace saved me! There’s heaven & there’s hell but there’s also God’s unending love. His mercy…the reason a lot of us are still standing strong.Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!Jesus saves! In His arm i have found rest & i’m never letting goTell me! What can be more amazing than God’s Grace?I’m still a work in progress but i trust that the finished product will be more beautiful!I know some of y’all think somethings are better left unsaid but this is to encourage someone, anyone…Only God can turn mess into a message, a test into a testimony, a trial into a triumph, a victim into a victor. My name is Oyewunmi Ajakaiye & my life is a testimony! Stop fighting it! Allow Jesus make something beautiful out of your life!Friends will mock you! some will doubt you but what matters is that heaven approves you! GIVE YOUR ALL TO CHRIST!#Testimony #DivineDiva #Unashamed #Unfiltered #MyTruth #GetSaved #TryJesus

http://gistreel.com/2016/12/02/woman-reveals-slept-man-hours-wedding-another-woman/

Hehe, some man sha.. If you think you’re bold enough, stand up and say you are against the couple getting married… Lol… You’d better just let them say their “I do” in peace abi warz your own?

Lol… if it’s for real though, the groom has my respect, Nobody better come in between their union… Hehe…

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http://gistreel.com/2016/12/02/see-groom-allegedly-wedding-day/

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See all photos: http://gistreel.com/2016/12/01/harrysong-releases-new-promo-photos/

Harrysong has shared new promo photos of himself.

The singer who recently dumped Five Star Music for his own label ALTERPLATE looked dapper in these photos.

Harrysong is currently working on a new project.

See photos below.

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http://gistreel.com/2016/12/01/harrysong-releases-new-promo-photos/

When is 6.0 update coming out??

youngmoneyeze:



wht about school like ui,unilag and futo are their good in computer science

Futo,, Yeah
Don't know abt ui nd unilag

For me.. Private Uni's..
Baze, covenant, afe babalola..

Uniben=comp'sci=Blocks

Mods

This is exactly what charly boy's article was about...
Our future is at stake and the govt keeps giving us silly excuses

The annoying part of it is dat many our youths are idle to this, because they're more focused on their yahoo.. G boys.. Goin clubbing... Partying... Bleep anyhw Forgetting the d future of their Children's children is at stake

The rest of you that still hopes CHANGE is on the way... I sorry for u
Next year una go chop una eye


This is just the beginning

Prolific Nigerian rapper Vector is showing off his displeasure with the incumbent government.

The “King Kong” crooner is currently unhappy about how the present government is “running things”. Hence, Vector took his ire to the social media. The rapper penned a lengthy epistle warning the federal government about it’s latest intentions to hike the cost of data and use of the internet.

Vector is of the opinion that an increase in the cost of internet data plans will hamper the burgeoning music industry, which is perhaps the most productive sector of the economy in present times.

Read his thoughts below:

Dear federal government,
You have come a long way with your policies and rule. You have concerned yourself with nothing but the present hence making it look like the constitution has to be remixed and renamed “Your WILL” before your demise. You have ignored the children you saw grow and focused on the ones from your sperm cells and ovulation that you aren’t seeing grow because they have been shipped off to “better grounds” for eductaion. You have put your wives in other rooms BUT that of improtance forgetting (if you married a good woman) they balance you when you go astray. You have failed to embrace the spirit and letter of the Almighty you worship be it any religion. You have failed the man you see in d mirror because he isnt a beast or metaphysical beign you don’t understand. No, He is the posterboy/girl for greed. You have forgotten how you felt when you were coming up but remember this… you will not forget how you fall. Your money… my bad… our money you take will shame you when you need it the most. The hustling are finding ways to be better but you just want to take from them without giving back. You focus on chasing thieves but never focus on securing the vault they steal from. In the hsitory of our existence as a generation, we have never gotten levelled platforms to play as we have gotten with the internet. The people have become more exposed to business ideas, global news, information sharing from continent to continent between seconds. Industry has gotten global awareness because of this.
Music has started to look better just because with data you can put up your craft be it music or painting or write ups or poems or comedy or pets or life to make people happy in a steady sinking world of frustrating conflicting governance and hustle.
You concern yourself with your percieved negatives over the objective positives. You are killing the future of Nigeria. You are killing the future of Nigeria. Internet is almost free in a lot of “advanced” countries too. Be careful Nigeria… don’t ruin yourself.
DON’T!!!

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http://wadupnaija.com/2016/11/vector-writes-a-letter-of-warning-to-the-federal-government.html

Rapper and record producer Tha Suspect has announced his exit from Capital Hill Records, founded by cinematographer, Clarence Peters.

His exit comes eight months after 2010 Project Fame West Africa winner, Chidinma announced her departure. And in September 2010, Female rapper Kel had a quarrel with Peters, which led to the cessation of her recording contract.



Illbliss is now the only major act on the music group’s roster following its partnership with the Goretti Company years ago.

Suspect, who has now set up his record label, is popular for his songs ‘Nsogbu’, ‘I No Send You’, ‘Mugu’, as well as studio works with the likes of Wyclef, M.I Abaga, Terry G, Ice Prince, Eva and more.

Having seen Lil Kesh and some other recording artists struggle as record label owners, could this be the right move for Suspekt?

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http://wadupnaija.com/2016/11/like-chidinma-music-producer-tha-suspect-leaves-capital-hill.html

Johnholmes:
Hiv is as real as you and me
Please guys should just try and be faithful
Tell your girl those deep sex fantasies so she can offer them to you instead of carrying different girls up and down.
So sad

I concur

Dele Momodu shared a photo of himself with Wizkid on Instagram.

A follower slammed Davido over the photo. The follower said Wizkid is a good boy and OBO is a stupid boy who calls Dele his boy.

Read their rant below.

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http://gistreel.com/2016/11/29/dele-momodu-shared-photo-wzikid-fan-say/

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Twitter user H K Narcissus, took to her page yesterday to share this very heartbreaking story of a Benue man who got AIDS from his cheating escapades and then infected his wife..

Follow the thread below:

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http://gistreel.com/2016/11/28/lady-shares-heart-breaking-story-cheating-man-infected-wife-hiv/

Haterz will say its photoshop

Ever wondered how many secrets that pink little button between your legs holds within itself? There is an awesome lot more about it than just being your favorite sweet spot! Clitoris have some really amazing facts that will leave you jaw dropped!


Here are 12 amazing facts about the clitoris you probably never knew before!


1.It's the Turn-On button for every lady

The clitoris has about 8,000 nerve endings which is almost the double of those in a penis! Not only this, but a clitoral contact affects the entire pelvis, which includes affecting 15,000 other nerve endings!

2. The clitoris is pleasure specific only.

One of the most amazing facts is that it is the only sexual organ which doesn’t have any other use than simple pleasure! While other oh-so-hot lady parts have other functions as well, the clitoris is only meant to please the woman.

3. It is the female equivalent of a penis!

The clitoris consists of foreskin, a shaft and erectile tissue- all of which makes it very similar to a penis. Also, it swells up upon sensation, just like a penis.

4. A Clitoral orgasm is the easiest of all

While there are a lot of orgasms like vaginal, center of gravity orgasm and cervical orgasm, a clitoral orgasm is the easiest of all. Moreover, most ladies cannot reach a climax without any sort of clitoral interaction! It is harder for maximum women to reach orgasm simply by penetration.

5. It’s not as small as you think it is.

Only a quarter of the clitoris can be seen with naked eye. In fact, it extends to almost 3 inches into the vagina and connects to every other genital area of the woman!

6. Its position matters

Studies show that the nearer the clitoris is to the vaginal opening, the easier it is for a woman to reach the climax through penetration.

7. It grows!

Due to hormonal changes, the clitoris actually grows throughout a woman’s lifetime. This happens more after menopause, which is when it may become double than it was in the teenage days!

8. Every female has one

The c-spot is one sexual area shared by all females! That is, all female mammals have one.

9. It comes in all forms

There are all kinds of c-spots: big, small, extra sensitive, less sensitive, some hide under the clitoral hood when aroused while others protrude out even more. In some females, the clitoris requires a lot of pressure to be aroused while in many, all it requires is a gentle brush.

10. The nomenclature makes an awful lot of sense.

The word clitoris is originally Greek for the word ‘key’, as in the key to a woman’s orgasm!

11. Its arousal pattern is not consistent!

Unlike men, women have a varying arousal pattern. It depends on the time of the month and also on the kind of nutrition you get from your diet!

12. It MAY be bigger than a penis!

Though there is a lot of debate revolving around this, an Australian study in the Journal of Urology claims that the clitoris extends upto six inches inside the pelvis which may as well be bigger than a guy’s penis!


Remember to remember these amazing facts about the clitoris before having sex the next time!

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IsOkay

Surulere

Came across this photo online
don't know how true it is.

Nlanders
What is the origin of black Friday Sales??

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fvckme:

Gbeborun

Lust
Intelligence
Money

fvckme:
He deserves it..
Make dem no attack me again o.

Ohh I see..
U one of Her DESCENDANTS then

Seriously Some ladies are just brutal, I can’t deal! This lady, Brianna, had met a man who looked like he genuinely had feelings for her and she saved his name as “Personal ATM” – She then made him buy her shoes that cost $90 and took to Twitter to shame him.


Her Twitter account no longer exists after what she did to the guy sparked outrage towards her.

Guys.. Ur thoughts on this??

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http://gistreel.com/2016/11/26/see-merciless-lady-chopped-guys-money-dumped/

Airforce1:
woman respects you more after seeing and fuccking all the holes in her body

Thank you
Op
Msg dz guy
He'll gv u tips on how to rciv sense
We're nt in d 90's anymore..