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Hi all , if you want to always rise and shine,try to always eat 'yeast' and 'shoe polish'

A man 29 years old gets married to a 50 years old woman.He was later, after two weeks announced dead.Why ? for sucking expired milk.where the hell was NAFDAC !!!!!

LADIES,SEX IS DANGEROUS FOR YOUR HEALTH, SO DO IT ONLY ON DAYS THAT BEGINGS WITH LETTER ''T''

TEUSDAYS;

THURSEDAYS;

TODAY;

TOMMORROW;

AND DONT FORGET TONIGHT .

At the beginning of a new term in a high school,a geography teacher walk in to the new senior secondary school two student and said,'' the topic we are treating today is lunbering ''and he started by difining lumbering as the act of killing animal in the forest.one of his student stood up and said ,''sir,i read it in the textbook that lumbering is the act of falling dow trees in the forest''the teacher knows that he has made a mistake ,but does'nt want to admit and said,''are they not the same, when you are falling down trees in the forest and animals are passing beside you, wont you kill them'' ?