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Computer programmers hunt elephants by exercising Algorithm A:
1. Go to Africa.
2. Start at the Cape of Good Hope.
3. Work northward in an orderly manner, traversing the continent alternately east and west.
4. During each traverse pass,
a. Catch each animal seen.
b. Compare each animal caught to a known elephant.
c. Stop when a match is detected.
Experienced computer programmers modify Algorithm A by placing a known elephant in Cairo to ensure that the algorithm will terminate.

5. if match not detected move to 3
6. if still no match go back home

chemistry

meaning

He who laugh last, don dey mad be dat

qualify

rokiatu:
u guys please cut this fight off

Thanks Rabiat, just xpressing my filins,

Nice thinking

lexicon:
W[quote author=lexicon link=topic=158334.msg2626594#msg2626594 date=1218192936]What do u mean MATCH, ? You had better don't bring Politics to nairaland, eye service dude, ohh u think say ituan go praise you abi, u are on you own ooo

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lexicon:
What do u mean MATCH, ? You had better don't bring Politics to nairaland, eye service dude, ohh u think say ituan go praise you abi, u are on you own ooo

I can't blame u in anyway, this is your first public forum, so u want to show ur tarlent. u better wake-up.this is not a gud starting 4 u. cheif MUMU

Case closed,

the new constitution

Is it a crime to fall into love, ?

I have been keeping some N5 new note to spend on that day, i cant wait till dat day

nothing

manickal:
this newbie has guts. dissing ituen. ha ba. u berra find your match.

stale jokes. try harder.

What do u mean MATCH, ? You had better dont bring Politics to nairaland, eye service dude, ohh u think say ituan go praise you abi, u are on you own ooo

U NEVER FINISH WITH THOSE BREAST CATEGORIES OOOO, WHAT OF THOSE ONES WEY DON OBEY LAW OF GRAVITY(EVERYTHING THAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN),

Its funny, but sounds real, hope its not you, lol,

Indeed, He resumed work with immidiate effect and  Investigation has begun

Piano

crazy picx specially d sperm, hahahahahahahah,

Just be ur self, dont copy, talk more of realities dan joke on totis and other animals

No body knows, only GOD knows, he cannot miss

ibkaye:
https://ringoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/nult-and-bolt-wedding-ring.jpg

this na ring abi Bolt & Nut,

Bad example

drum sets

Stand up 4 d champion

Nice post

chioya:
NO u wont provoke mammy water in their water
so where is d joke ?

u no sabi read, ? cos i wonder why u r not seeing da joke.

@poster nice jokes joo

cigaba,

Super glue is a bad mix up for vaslin, its wickedness

Nice memory, shit contest

I conclude dat shoprice is a place where girls test their new cloth, if it has fittings guy will come, if not Gobe, hahahaha

@poster

Try this

1. cook good food, expecially his favourite

2. dont ask for sex, he might not be in that mood as at that time

3. every time he ask for sex, give him, give him in many channels, u know what i mean ?

4. talk about love with him

5. look strieght into his eyes when he talks

WHATCHOUT FOR PART TWO

Nice joke