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1. Yes ------------------------------------------------------No
2. No-------------------------------------------------------Yes
3. Maybe---------------------------------------------------No
4. We need-------------------------------------------------I need
5. I am sorry-----------------------------------------------You’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk----------------------------------------You’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead-----------------------------------------You better not
8. Do what you want-------------------------------------You will pay for this later
9. I’m not upset-------------------------------------------Of course I’m upset, you slowpoke
10. You’re very attentive tonight------------------------Is sex all you ever think about?

Nice jokes in all, let dem keep coming guy,

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spenchuks:
what's the similarity between a woman and a bank?,

Q:comparison btw a woman and a bank
A: you save money in a bank, u get interest, save money with woman, no interest.no widrawal slip, lol

[quote author=ben~jay link=topic=156190.msg2591714#msg2591714 date=1217578517]We don hear say e funny . . . Can we talk about something else please ?[/quote]U dey free 2 go ahead, abi person hold u, black star,

Na wah oooooo, later now she go dey find person come house oooo,

The boobs are obeying the law of gravity, (everything that goes up must come down), heheheheheheh

ASHAWO no dey fight ooooooooooooooo

:-x :-x :-x

No , they will give him VISA, let him come, and give him the recycled condom as gum, lol

yes true talk, thay always looks 4 new holes, lol

@ post, Nice one, lol

lol,

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, it’s biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".

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Thanks for the post. i am looking up to having 20 systems for a start. The location is Mafoluku area in oshodi Lagos.if you can send me the price range for the bandwith + other things u think i will need to know, i will appreciate.

I HAVE A CYBER CAFE, AND THE SERVICE PROVIDER THAT I SUBSCRIBE TO ARE NOT GIVING ME GOOD SERVICES. DO ANYBODY KNOWS ANY GOOD ISP THAT CAN SERVE ME BETTER ?

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NI BA ANGULUN BA, NI MALAMI ,

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i will do the time keeper

Nice one bro, still laughing my ass off