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Now i belief you will do the same thing too, if it happen 2 be u, dirty boy,

I pray dat dream did not come to reality ooo

Nice crack, lol,

The smart stuff,

Yes ooo, that is the next thing now, as all car predators (thief) are now the rightful doer of car electronic and mechanical securities,

LATEST CAR SECURITY,

Black man with black brain,

ALL DOSE DAT U MENTION ARE 2 DIFICULT TO PRACTICE, WHY DONT YOU GIVE A SIMPLER 1,

let thy lord judge the criminal

Only God knows when the bridge will be re-open, 'cos for a Nigerian contractor to demand for two months, means it will be X 6 of the requested time, i.e 2X6=12 months, well, Thank God for Gala seller, lol

ROLL: A FULL HOUSE WIFE REF No: 1975BR

APPLICANT SHOULD BE HIGHLY BOTTOMINEOUS AND MODERATELY BREASTIGEOUS WITH AT LEAST TWO YEARS MATRIMONIAL EXPERIENCE. A GOOD KNOWLEDGE ABOUT FRENCH KISSING AND Mouth Action WILL BE AN ADDED ADVANTAGE.

QUALIFIED AND INTERESTED CANDIDATE SHOULD FORWARD THEIR CV AND ATTACHE TO IT A SCANNED COPY OF THEIR PHOTOGRAPHS (TO SHOW ALL THEIR ACCESSORIES) TO THIS E-MAIL , ineed.awife@yahoo.com

ONLY SHORTLISTED CANDIDATES WOULD BE CONTACTED.

BEST OF LUCK

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bibs, maybe wale02 is just reminding us , lol

chidipuppay, U sound like a frustrated undergraduate, Anyway, i reason with every single line of ur write-up and they are all true, you really have time to do this research.

Why is it now that you realize your mum don't cook delicious meals, then go get married, or you eat what ever she makes available, My mother cooks the best food in the whole universe, love u mum

person wey dey cook stone wey come dey tell ppl say em dey cook yam, nobe em self e dey do,

Gud one, the guy is a professional bandit.his case need to be reversed for proper judgement.

Just like a true life story, or an article

Nothing do us , lol

Nice one,

Funny and authentic, Gunners 4ever

Nice one,

damisco87, i am aware that the computer is rejecting your scratch card , see try this logic, if the pin number of the card is 14 digit, ignore the last two digit, i.e enter only 12 digit out of the 14 digit, and for the serial, if the serial is not having zeros before the digit,put three(3) zeros before the digits, i am sure it will work that way,

damisco87, i am aware that the computer is rejecting your scratch card , see try this logic, if the pin number of the card is 14 digit, ignore the last two digit, i.e enter only 12 digit out of the 14 digit, and for the serial, if the serial is not having zeros before the digit,put three(3) zeros before the digits, i am sure it will work that way,

ME I NO EVEN GET AIR HORN TALKLESS OF BREAK, AND I AM COMING TOO, LOL

foolish millionair

Maybe they should both wait for their grandchildren too, lol

thankx for your observation, its a good composition though,

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Relationship is not a ''do or die'' affair, for any break-up anyway, the gilter and the giltee must agree and conclude on weather to keep it alive or let it die, 4 this reason,u don't need to hate your EX, U can be indifference instead, hahahaha,

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?,

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?,

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway,

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?,

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?,

AN ANGEL CAME TO OBASANJO LAST CHRISMAS AND ASK ;

ANGEL : WHAT FAVOUR DO YOU WANT FROM ME ?

OBASANJO : I WANT TO BE HANDSOME !

ANGEL : I SAID FAVOUR NOT MIRACLE