Chai ..My uniben Hall 3 famous hotplate...make porter no sha catch you..lol

Can anyone help me with the meaning of

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Kemeasonvwe
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I'm not sure which is the correct spelling but its something like this


Thanks

NaMe4:
Considering the level and pace of national development, cost of governance in Nigeria is too high.
That's why a lot of people who have nothing to offer see getting into political/ government offices as lucrative venture.

Once cost of governance is cut, eg minimum wage + basic benefits, mainly passionate individuals would partake in governance, across the various arms and tiers.

Meaningful, well thought-out policies not borne out of sentiments, emotions or self-interest would be formulated, implemented and regularly evaluated for the benefit of the people.

No doubt, there will be job losses following the implementation of a new minimum wage, not only in the private sector, but at the State and even Federal levels. While cost of products and services will invariably rise further.

I hope they are aware of the social effects of these changes.

Totally agree..

I do not they are aware of the effects not to talk of planning for it.

Same way they did not plan for the effect of floating of the naira or removing fuel subsidy..

PresidObi:
You are hungry, not tired

Joke all you want. After all that is the coping mechanism of Nigerians. I know becaue I'm one too..Everything is turned to comedy. Even serious matters of National consequence is turned to funny skit and comedy.. skit makers are looking for daily bread, Nigerians are looking for entertainment to avoid facing the real issues...make we continue, Venezuela and zimbabwe will soon be better than Nigeria.

Chinkoalhaji34:
Despite the continuous criticism from delusionist Obedients, APC has undeniably made significant progress and contributions to Nigeria. Its amusing how these liars and losers refuse to accept the outcome of a fair election.

This was typed in anguish! Please Pardon any typos!..

Which improvements?.. increasing the cost of governance?? Cos thats the only visible thing I can see..

Go and read about how Argentina reduced their indices by leveraging on low hanging fruits like cost of governance..

Tinubu came into power clueless. He made very bad policies that made matters worse. Especially those first 2 policies (fuel subsidy and naira floatation) . Yes Nigeria had a problem and things were bad before he came in.. What Tinubu did can be likened to a landlord pulling down his house because Tenants refused to pay rent. The landlord is not staying in the house so he is not affected. He has money to rebuild so he is not affected.. has he solved the problem? Partially. A better way would be solving the fundamental issues on why tenants are refusing to pay rent.

I wholeheartedly believe these policiies were made out of sentiments, manipulation or emotion but clearly not from an economic POV.

Lets look at these policies:

ALLEGED FUEL SUBSIDY REMOVAL

IMF That is applauding Tinubu knows that other European, Western and Asian countries are heavily subsidizing their industries including Canada, UK, China, UZA, Germany..and the likes. Yet they are praising Tinubu for removing fuel subsidy.. and when you look at it did he really remove fuel subsidy? Right now we are paying far more than we used to pay even with end users paying too..so there probably is an excess somewhere that is used to fund this expensive government to get themselves Yatch and luxurious cars while asking citizens to be patient

FLOATING THE NAIRA
Tinubu and the CBN floated the naira and started using Naira to support it necause it was an unsustainable policy. IMF was applauding them because they were able to clear foreign debt and help European and Western Countries get their monies back from Nigeria..The Naira now is worse off!. So who do you think IMF is actually suppprting? The clueless government think they are talking to stupid people tellimg us that FDIs are coming in. When we can clearly see the big boys pulling out of Nigeria. Even as a Nigerian sef, if you see people running away from a particular direction, do you stop to ask them what happened or you pick up slippers and run oo.. No investment is coming in at all..Anyone that comes in (and they won't invest a lot) has gotten some very impressive incentives like buying all our crude oil in advance.

On sunday, Tinubu insulted Nigerians by saying citizens should be responsible. Is he responsible?.. is his government responsible?..

He inherited a bad economy but he bought a Yatch for himself as fast as he sat on the chair yet citizens should be responsible.

He inherited a bad economy but allocated billions of dollars for cars that will be changed every 2 years yet citizens should be repsonsible

He inherited a bad economy but have you seen the salaries and benefits of his government?.. people who meet 3 or 4 times a week. Yet citizens should be responsible

The cost of goods and services will continue to increase in Nigeria because:

1. the governement is still living a luxurious lifestyle as though the Nigerian economy is bubbling like the days of festac 77.

2. The business owners will increase cost of their products because cost of transportation, raw materials, importation, production ..in fact general cost of doing business is crazily high. So who bears the brunt - consumers obviously

3. You will ask, what about those road side guys like cobblers, babrbers hair dressers, public transporters, food sellers. Why are they increasing their prices. Why wont they? First off, getting raw materials for some is expensive. Secondly they have families too. They need to increase their cost so they can also afford basic neccessities for themselves, staff and salaries. Just the way the employees too are looking for increase minimum wage.

4. Cost of running a business is already high and labor wants to make it even higher by asking business to further increase their operating cost with this ridiculous minimum wage fight. JUST Wait and see. Even at 62k, there will be massive job loses for those at the lower rung of the ladder, gatemen, security guards, maids, auxilliary staff etc. Even the big companies will retrench. Companies and bosses owing their staff salaries will become a norm. You think unemployment rate is high now?.. wait and see what it will be after the increase is signed to law

Untill we have a responsible governement, we are heading for a great destruction

Until the stupendous and heavy cost of governance is reduced, we are heading for a great destruction

Until the insane gap between the rich, the middle class and the poor is bridged, we are heading for a great destruction

Until we realize that the IMF and world bank do not have our interest at heart, we are heading for a great destruction.

But I 100% believe Tinubu wilI not do any of these.. because like he said, "emilokan".. man just wanna be a president and live the luxurious lifestyle of a president, reward his boys with positions and that's all.. He and his government are inconsiderate and inhuman!... like they confidently spend lavishly in the face of Nigerians!.. confidently enrich their pockets confidently bleed the country's reserves for their own gains.

I think they actually believe Nigerians are stupid and gullible! We can take shit because the voice of the rich strongly overtake that of the poor. Even if the poor decide to talk, throw small money strategically and the talk will disappear, circle of oppression continues.

I am tired!!

ObiORBiafra:

Lol. I read TELL as well but people buy papers not mag. And tell was more than #50 at the time

Dad bought..me I read...lol... i dont know how much he bought.. but the price tag on the magazine says N50

ObiORBiafra:

And how many people bought TELL? It's not even newspaper, it's an were all colored magazine or you think #50 na beans in the 80s, 90s?

I think it was fairly popular oo.. atleast in my circle and my dad's circle..

Chikel20000:
Can't remember them or seen them before

80s and early 90s political magazine..

CheedyJ:
If u see Tell you will surely see Hint and Better lover , time is everything

Yes ooo.. I just started reading these and some other old magazines and publocations I dug out from my archives yesterday night....as sleep no gree come ontime..

EmperorCaesar:


How much do you earn then?
What do you earn now?

I wasn't earning, I was still in school

helinues:
Wailers should stop wailing.

Are the prices of goods and services in other countries remain same?

No they did not remain same.. but you cannot compare their marginal increase in purchasing power to ours..

While most of these other countries you are referring to have seen a greater increase the value of their currency and its purchasing power, ours has been a decline from independence till date.

SwissMass:
Peace, no Biafra war reloaded

The country was hot then

jordyspices:
Those old days while some ppl were reading hints magazine we were reading tell

Hints, Mills & Boons, etc..lol..
I read all join..

TooMuchStuff:
Remember these perfectly... how time flies

These were the days of despotic Abacha and battle of the ghosts of June 12 annulment.

Oh my University days.... big dramas everyday then

Big dramas indeed oo.. conspiracy theories everywhere.. political murders in broad day light..high profile imprisonments ..

Who remembers this magazine??

It used to be sold for N50..

What can N50 buy in 2024?🤦‍♂️

Omoawoke:


There’s a clear difference between being irritated by a female body and being angry that a woman exposes her body indecently

I get where you're coming from but I really wasnt angry.

I don't get irritated by the female body.. trust me, I like woman just like every other guy..

Maybe the environment, weather, hygiene or even physically anatomy of the lady threw me off.. I dunno what it was..

But for real mehn, abeg these things are not worth it in the long run

Omoawoke:


You mean her breast were irritating you? How can breast irritate a normal male. You sure you don’t need hormone therapy

Lol.. buh yeah, they were irritating. Food that is left open for flies to perch on cannot be attractive to anyone

Its crazy mehn!!.. went to buy food from a bukka and the seller's stuffs were just in my face... i couldnt wait to leave there.It was just irritating

stanvesco:


She left you in your financial mishap! Dammit you are the good man;as I see that you are even giving excuses on her behalf. Weldone brother.

Thanks a lot brother..
We dey try to be good oo

Slimplush:

This really touch me brother... May you regain whatever all that you've lost and those who need this prayer indirectly a d directly including myself, amen!.

Amen!.. thanks a lot

She was the best..she's a both a wife and a mother. Give her 10k and see her multiply it. unfortunately i got sick and a lot went to treatment..lost my job in the process .. took a while to recover, still recovering especially financially... She want to stay tho inspite of everything but i felt it will not be fair to her seeing as my finance was in a bad state, health be as e get... had to move back to family house..so I basically was starting afresh..and she was already in her 30s...we had to painfully but mutually part ways.

Been a year now...

She's married and I'm happy she's happy. Though i sometimes wish it was with me...

mehn! Good women are hard to find and this one was the rarest of them all

Add Nigeria Immigration to the list. Another place u wish you don't want to go at all. very useless people!

LexNuel:
In Nigeria, three places you don’t want to have any business with are prisons, police stations and chief of all- hospitals..

You see these three places, pray never to have anything to do with them. Doctors, police-men and prison wardens are all in the same WhatsApp group.

What do they have in common?

Firstly, pure wickedness, black hearted wickedness. They are there to make things more difficult for you unless you know somebody that knows somebody.

Secondly, no empathy at all.. maybe because they have seen a lot of evil, deaths and all sorts, they are soooo detached from human emotions. Especially hospitals..

ahh! Omo! if it’s Government hospital you’re finished..those ones no send your papa

I think another reason they are all like that is stress and being overworked.

Anyways Society can’t do without them. Just pray that when it gets to your turn to encounter any of these three persons, you will meet the one with “church mind” or you have the contact of their boss’ boss.. if not, you will encounter pain! And see shege pro max.. especially in the hospital

In Nigeria, three places you don’t want to have any business with are prisons, police stations and chief of all- hospitals..

You see these three places, pray never to have anything to do with them. Doctors, police-men and prison wardens are all in the same WhatsApp group.

What do they have in common?

Firstly, pure wickedness, black hearted wickedness. They are there to make things more difficult for you unless you know somebody that knows somebody.

Secondly, no empathy at all.. maybe because they have seen a lot of evil, deaths and all sorts, they are soooo detached from human emotions. Especially hospitals..

ahh! Omo! if it’s Government hospital you’re finished..those ones no send your papa

I think another reason they are all like that is stress and being overworked.

Anyways Society can’t do without them. Just pray that when it gets to your turn to encounter any of these three persons, you will meet the one with “church mind” or you have the contact of their boss’ boss.. if not, you will encounter pain! And see shege pro max.. especially in the hospital

woginid967:


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Am I the only one that have not seen an hausa person listening to the general pop or afro music? Not to talk of other genres like jazz or Rock. They seem to prefer songs in their language that make use of their traditional instruments. I don't even know whether there is a recognised name for that music genre.

Both the formally educated and informally educated have a patriotic love for their traditional songs.

Is it just me that havent seen one or are there actual hausa people who vibe to the likes of wizkid and the likes?


PS: This is not a shade on hausa people. It's just an honest observation.