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TheSonOfMark:

Why is Captainswag225 Captainsfag225 scared of replying me?

Where is Firsteva/2Sa2? Useless lesbian whøre!

Do I really blame FirstEva? Nah, that thing actually has nothing going for her offline. She failed at every single human endeavor she could muster. Yet failure never parted company with her

Nairaland became her life. And she was beginning to have the faintest semblance of happiness, then she stepped on the toes of the musketeers and, alas, life is back at its cruelest again.

TheSonOfMark:

Why is Captainswag225 Captainsfag225 scared of replying me?

Where is Firsteva/2Sa2? Useless lesbian whøre!

she peeps through the Ghanaian faggy and disappears into the oblivion of regret.

Captainswag225:
ouch, i must have hit a nerve, sorry, hahahahahaha, ask ur dear mum, how u were formed? I tell u it was so disgusting that she collapses anytime she remembers. Btw do u know where u were born? In a cess pit, its a miracle u are still alive but i guess the damage ur brain had when u inhaled all those poisonous gases from the cess pit is unrepairable. Fatherless goose

I could well have been your father, I had to wait in line for my turn with your mother.

Your mother was the biggest drunk in the whole of Kumasi she is also the cheapest courtesan in the neighbourhood whose most sophisticated clientele were street urchins and sewage cleaners.

TheSonOfMark:

Hold on dingbat, how come you bleed monthly? You've been gulping oestrogen steroids, haven't you?

I bet you have Caitlyn Jenner posters pasted in the rathole you dwell in.

What does the 225 on your moniker represent? The number of brain surgeries you've undergone or your standard price for suckíng dicks per hour? Way to go, tranny.

You saw a comrade who shares your homosexual struggles in FirstEva, didn't you?

How's your vacation in FAGSVILLE going?

Meningitis-ravished, featherbrained accursed mutated odoriferous meerkat!

Now that's what you call an E-death.

Captainswag225:
hahaha, the cries of bastard who knows not his father, a desperado who is in a haste to find real love, the only dullard who wears a white belt to work., with his head as big as sewage tank, unfortunately as big as ur head is, u have no sense. Let me give u an advice, go and luk for ur dad, its time to change ur surname. Bastard.

You're the son of a thousand fathers, birthed in a drunken rage and stupor.

You draw your identity from your maternal grandfather that makes you a man without heritage and foundation. The victim of a culture whose holders couldn't stand on their feet

Itinerant swamp rat.

Captainswag225:
great, offer accepted, now start trolling, ur crush is waiting on u to impress her.

For real, you're a 21st century slave from a lineage of puppets whose entrepreneurial skills never went beyond porridge hawking and shoe mending.

The UK had made sure your country never passed the anti gay laws, so I can understand why you're a card carrying fàggot.

But what I can't fathom is why you still remain a slave-magnet despite the efforts of my progenitors of unshackling you from the grips of servitude.

AprokoMan:
More still:



FirstEva is not even a successful lesbian

A failure even at lesbian harlotry.

Captainswag225:
is that an official invitation?

As sure and bold as it can be.

TheSonOfMark:

2sa2 is actually Firsteva.

I guess she's taking time to cool off before lunching another cheap, secondary school jibes. Will be here waiting.

Captainswag225:
if u want some, come get some, i aint scared of riff raffs like. If u wanna play then lets play.

I know you're having an unhealthy overdose of estrogen to make you hold the bag of a lesbian all about the forum while she get thrashed on the floor.

What I don't like is passivity. Come onto the ring or limit your involvements to clicking "likes and shares"

2sa2:
3 guys against one girl, team firsteva#

feel free to join the party. We have turned her into a desperate fashion police and beauty critic. That's how desperate desperate (firsteva) can be

firstEVA:
lesbians are the better fucckers, that's why guys crave for a threeesome with them, are you so slow? Calling me a lesbian is a complement

Your foolishness won't prompt you to understand you're unmasking your unethical and debased social/sexual preference for the world.

What kind of men prefers threeesome with lesbians except porn industries who propagate this quasi-bestiality?

When we say a banana-peel has more value to the earth than you, it wasn't a insult.

When we say you're nature's experimental Guinea pig, it is a fact.

What we never told you is that is that of the over 6 billion people on earth, Providence chose you to be the waste of humanity and the armpit of womanhood.

You're worse than a public toilet.

****WHEN I TROLL, I COME AFTER YOUR VERY SOUL, LEAVING SCARS THAT NEVER FADE WITH THE PASSAGE OF TIME****

firstEVA:
in your dreams, the person to take me down on this forum has not registered. How did you access the Internet? You should be in Iyekoriomwon village, I spent few days there that was the last time I saw someone like you. You should have used skipping rope on that trouser, it would have made more sense. Dirty thing.

You have been taken down and out since yesteeday non-yielding blabs won't make you win.

You are a sad, sad bitter, e -witch who no one has use for.

A frustrated lovelorn, whom nature reserved for life's experiments.

We know you have nothing going on for you as a lady. Abandoned by family, rejected by society, a failure at school and a toxin to nature.

Your life is a sad story. The breathing, living example of a lesbian

firstEVA:
lesbians are the better fucckers, that's why guys crave for a threeesome with them, are you so slow? Calling me a lesbian is a complement

only faggy faggotz love to watch lesbians. What's the turn on there ?

Your frustrations are both of personal unfulfillment and being blessed with an uncommon ugliness

Girls love pictures more than ice cream

Yet you have none, despite being naira land's resident rat. If your breasts have any protrusion any more than table tennis balls, you've displayed them.

Your face would earn you a nollywood dibia role without audition *--thats why it's not here.

When a girl lacks looks
Lacks brains
Charm
Affection
Manners and grace. She is a living-dead. Lesbianism becomes her life's last resort at sanity.

firstEVA:
you look like a church rat, poverty is written all over you, your tie is archaic, your belt isn't even a belt, looks like the one your younger brother used for youth service. Lesbian boy, you are ugly and very local, did you just come from the farm then hurriedly wore that shit to take apicture? Shiiiiit

Still on and on about my DP with infantile jibes.

How can a chronic lesbian know a fine or ugly man? Even if he's a six footer and well built. How many tines have you tapped out technically today?

First you started insulting people fathers, brothers and relatives when they never aa much as mentioned yours. That was the first sign of defeat.

Then you clicked on my profile, uploaded by pics after I word-knifed you in the most cruel way.

Captainswag225:
lol dude, i mean no harm, i jux came for laughs.

No offence taken, bro.

firstEVA:
oh my God, you look more of a bush man than even icedbeatz, jezzzzzzzz, you can't even afford a belt? What's that you tied on your waist? God you are so local, you should live in the bush, jeeeeeeeezzzzz. And u dared to upload that? Shiiiiiit

A lesbian's concept of a man is different from conventional usage.

I understand as nature's very reject , a natural man holds no fancy to you. How much would it take you to upload your pics here for comparisons.

Common, make the lesbians proud, show them why they should do it with a frigid dolt like you. post your pics now. I dare you.

firstEVA:
oh my God, you look more of a bush man than even icedbeatz, jezzzzzzzz, you can't even afford a belt? What's that you tied on your waist? God you are so local, you should live in the bush, jeeeeeeeezzzzz. And u dared to upload that? Shiiiiiit

And a lesbian would know about a dress sense, when she can't even fvck properly?

ddami:
Lezz, looks like you are someone's lifetime crush.... be nice and help the emotional one's...

*I was not here**,,
*runs out**,,
*quote me @ ur own peril **

, she sure has a way of showing it.

Captainswag225:
kikikikikikikiki, dis is murder by hanging.

fill free to have fun. That's what trolling online is for. While at it , let me add to the unsolicited notoriety firsteva has thrust my way.

firstEVA:
oh my God, you look more of a bush man than even icedbeatz, jezzzzzzzz, you can't even afford a belt? What's that you tied on your waist? God you are so local, you should live in the bush, jeeeeeeeezzzzz. And u dared to upload that? Shiiiiiit

firstEVA:
is that really you on your dp? Hahahahaha, did you tie a cultlass to your neck in the name of a tie? And wait is that a belt?

, firsteva, by going to my profile, clicking on my DP, saving and uploading it is the final show of desperation.

It is the equivalent of a drowning man clutching at straws, anything to survive.

You really are fun to troll with.

firstEVA:
your moniker puts you across as female, lezz, like it's derived from lesbian, one would wonder why a man would want to be associated with something so feminine, I sincerely hope you aren't related to the Jenners.

I know you're a block headed baboon whose tentacles never spread beyond Nairaland.

All over the globe, lez is the international abbreviation of Leslie. Try being less of a Nairaland rat and broaden your world outlook.

firstEVA:
I pick my fights, only fools like yourself and thesonofmark engage people for no reason, when I watch and observe u always attack innocent peeps, I set a trap for you, and you must fall into it, the same thesonofmark and icedbeatz fell into, for now I've got nothing on you, I am actually noticing your moniker for the first time. You can keep licking fagggots asses for now.

I have given you enough cause to be engaged with me. I am blunt and straight. I see a garbage in human form, I haul it off the road.
Your trolling is petty, infantile and covered with desperate and cheap vulgarity. Coming from a girl makes you a biological experiment of nature's testing of subhuman specie. You, firsteva ,are ghetto bird.

You're the reason smart mothers ask their daughters to stay away from social media. Demented she-man with a distorted vagiñà fistula.
Idiota.

icedbeatz:
Hahaha but their stupidityy makes nairaland fun in a little way, don't expect something else after all one can't give what they don't have. a dumbo can only offer things within its dumbo capability. Where's mrschima the mad woman?!?
*smiles*
.
wait for it............ she's coming

that one ,mrschima, aka manbish is the chief dumb-dumb of the lot. One oversized , idle housewife whose only sense of victory in an e-war is to have the last say.

These low intelligent birds are the examples I just have to present that feminism in Africa is doomed from the start.

icedbeatz:
lezz common bro let the toddler be, she's brain dead believe me I've analyzed her. the day she came into my radar I ignored her and later decided to engage her to see if she's brilliant and have the ability to kick metaphorical insults so i started hitting her in order to get a creative response but all her dusty skull could only come up with were the obsolete words of touts ( your mama, your Gf, your papa, prostitutee, and so on) the last bullet was when I put it to her that she has STERILE BRAIN WAVES and she typed that there's nothing like that ever Hahahahahaha I tried to educate her on medical line but the porosity of her cerebellum couldn't get hold of any of it meeeehn I regretted wasting a sec on her. If it's worth it I would have brought the thread up for you to see but its doesn't So take it from me she's not worth, cease to WASTE your time on the phlegm.

lolz... Perfect description bro, she isn't worth the mb with which my vitriol is being conveyed. Imaging engaging a woman online and all she can give is "your father this and that"
Phew!!! Frustration is firsteva. I'm taking your advice.

firstEVA:
Thesonofmark you don't have to create alternate accounts to support yourself. [b]You invited your retarded click to defend you [/b]against firsteva, lezz and icedbeatz, lol I am sure u never knew this day will come, when some one will take you to the cleaners and back (a faceless one for that matter) unfortunately, the idiots you have hired suck at their jobs. Icedbeatz has been dealt with mercilessly by me, while lezz your gay partner will have my attention at the appropriate time. I really do not attack people for nothing, I have got nothing on him for now, I haven't seen him attack anyone yet so I have no interest in him (yet) but there is no hiding place for you, gay basstardd.

I haven't even started with you and you're already enfeebled by my verbal-knocks. It's my moral obligation pointing out the the nakéd dance of shame of our women who have no sense of decency.

You should be totally ashamed of yourself. If you don't want to engage me now, feel free to look me up on family ,foreign affairs threads. Duel deal

TheSonOfMark:


Firsteva supports lesbianism (homosexuality):https://www.nairaland.com/2411450/omg-see-photos-wild-lagos#35243059


You see why that thing is better dead than alive?

Exactly. Firsteva has been blinking on my lesdar radar since this thread commenced. A matured woman robbed of the joys of a natural woman has only, by her own very hands, imbecilitate her very nature. Now she's the biological summation of a raging grief seeking to devour anything on her part. I do to her what I do to a thoroughly sucked out Orange--- throw "it" away.

firstEVA:
thesonofmark is that you? hmmmm, why hide under another moniker? hahahahaha, only someone I have dealt with in past or present can feel so much bitterness, how would you know he is straight, the thesonofmark u can do better than this

Nope, Ma, this is lezz and just to let you know you aren't worth my keystrokes or internet data. However Nairaland has cured more schizophrenic lesbians than psychiatrists.
Nairaland has also made ladies out of utterly uncouth, a dime-a-dozen couurtëzans more than psychologists and behavioural counsellors.

Who's to say there isn't hope for you?

icedbeatz:
is it the moniker firstEva? pheeeeew she's the epitome of proudly dumb so just don't trade words with a street urchin bro, I've analyzed the pauper and she got a 0.00001 I.Q. Please Don't waste another alphabet on her . @ lezz

OK, bro. I just wanted to use the one-off to let her know lunacy is well displayed across this platform.

firstEVA:
how dare you dare a faceless person? That's the height of your stupïdity.

Where is mark by the way? He should be by your side now caressing your ass hole, ewwwwwww, spits# disgusting piece of thrash

Desperation setting in, abi? Unprovoked parental jibe is an implicit tap out. Someone needs grace urgently.

TheSonOfMark:

Firsteva admitted to visiting the Ashawo thread in the Sexuality section regularly.
https://www.nairaland.com/2401982/she-calls-herself-sexiest-curviest#35102054


Firsteva created a thread to seek strippers for the 'Ashawo' business :https://www.nairaland.com/2297461/sexy-cute-male-strippers-wanted

Is this the kimd of person to be taken seriously? An AfroCandy kind of person?

You're now exposing some of the reasons the people behind this kind of moniker have to remain faceless.

firstEVA:
you can only accuse me of lies if I give out personal information, I have never claimed to be anything so the issue of negating my claims do not even arise. U should be the one worried your lies would be exposed cos the day you are displayed on tv as homosexual who was caught, those your buttlickers who believe the lies in your diary would be greatly disappointed.

That pix u uploaded isn't a girl now, that's a man wearing makeup

[b] I think it takes great courage and a good dose of self confidence to attach a face to a moniker on Nairaland. Smacks of steel and good old plainness to me. That dude (TheSonOfMark)is also as straight as a diick equipped with a pusssy radar can be.
If you mean gay as one of Nairaland's chief feminist slayers, then you can count me in too.

Most guys who omit their pictures on NL may do so owing to the sensitivity of their jobs or positions and that's understandable. But you obviously aren't in that stratum judging by your constancy here and your online attitude, which has personal unfulfillment written allover it. You lack the natural grace of a lady for a start. And you know, there's a reason only females can bear grace as a name.

My two kobo will stake out that you CAN'T marry your picture to your moniker because you are a two faced imposter who relieves her anger and pains online and hides offline. I will wager my monthly pay that you're also not in any committed relationship. This often turns a girl into an e-witch who would scream and curse and jibe endlessly.

Why sucking up to a MOD as if he's your boss , a biased one at that? That's one sloppy way you guys evade the harmer of some MODs. No offence to the MODs on Nairaland , but it takes a jobless guy to be one in most instances, not all.

Now, learn the art of being a graceful, sophisticated and soft (literarily) lady with a polished air of grace. Start with using the right creams and fragrance. Your palms have grown too hard from the never ending physical assertion on your keyboard even at this time of the night. Your butts are as formless and hard as a bag of water-ridden cement You don't want to raise little, never-yeilding dolts as daughters, no?

When a lady of tact and common sense makes a nice e-point, she leaves with grace. Only day-time witches from an overpopulated , backwater slum does a back-and -forth and have the idiocy to think it fashionable.

But who knows, it can be a subtle sign of hormonal imbalance tilting onto the side of overwhelming/over flowing testosterone [/b]

jln115:
Wrong again!

Wrong in what, exactly?