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Patchesagain:
1. Poverty rate in Nigeria 33%, South Africa 9%. It seems the complete opposit is true

2. We know our HIV rates because we have effective testing, most Nigerians dont know what they are dying from
2a. That happened once because someone forgot to full up the emergency generators
2b. WHO rates our healthcare system above yours

3. Nigeria has roughly the same unemployment rate as south africa

4. Blah blah blah, some tribalist BS

5. blah blah blah, some nonsensical BS

So, we see (again) that the complete opposit of every point you have raised is true

*****in Gordon browns voice**** Oh shut up, patches, the swollen toad. It gives me joy each time you take time off from your fraudulent submission to quote me . You aren't my favorite zulu though, you're too much of an E-criminal to come close.

South Africa's poverty rate is 46% . Zulus (blacks ) makes almost 85 % of the population and over 80% of zulus barely made it out of the poverty line.

Nigeria has published her HIV rate globally. South africa still holds the crown.

Your HIV prevalence rate is an indictment to your health system. The boars who managed your health system pre1994 have mostly gone. Zulus look like clowns in a medical suit.

Nigeria has 25% unemployment rate. South africa has more.

All the other racial and tribal horseshit are reality in south africa. Except you have mastered the art of self deception, you must know I troll with facts no south African dare accept here, in front of the watching world

Dictatorza, where art thou? I shall apply strong whips on your back that carries the fading scares of your violent heritage.

You will scream louder than a pig, louder than your forebears did when the boars whipped them into obidience

I have got a longer e-whip than the afrikaners. And it has a Rader for detecting zulus miles away.

RudzSA:
Thers nutin beta than being a South African . I'll quote our president ...[b]"we cant think like africans ,in africa generall[/b]y"

your president made that very statement when south Africans were complaining about being too poor to pay toll fees

DictatorZAR:
Shut da f@uck up I really don't know why I'm even responding to your useless posts.

Crying like a madman dy in and out,zulu this and that. Now let me put this clear to you.

1)ive a better life then you
2) I have better healthcare then you
3) Earn more in monetary terms then you
4) My dog has a higher standard of living then you
5)I'm not Zulu and even I were will still consider myself proudly SA and will adore my heritage.

Stop dreaming about humanity labs your country can't afford such.

Jasas jys n dom poes

The roach's frantic attempt at a come back.

1 ) The average black/coloured south African feeds from rats dump. You're a quasi -21st century slave. Comparing yourself to Nigerians is your own way of massaging your ego which is bruised from realizing that you were the world's very last slaves.

2) you're more likely to die of hiv. Your hospitals use cell phone lights to carry out major operation. 3 patients are sandwiched together in a single bed.

3) since Nigeria has more millionaires and billionaires than South africa , plus you have a national unemployment rate of 29% with black unemployment at over 45%, chances are you're still the head cleaner in Sandton.

4) zulus are the cancer of world. Dogs don't order dogs. You're a native dog on two feet . The usual dogs you see around are superior to you in heritage, iq,and by birth. Millions of years of evolution made sure a dog has a higher dispositions of purpose than any zulu....dead or alive.
5) you have no heritage other than slavery and cowardice. Your history is written in obliterated obscurity. Funny, every bone - headed south African is denying being a zulu now that I turn the screw on.

Every last blood in your vein yearns for your natural habitation - the jungles of zulu natal.after 300years of subzero existence , zulus are yet to adjust to modern codes of civility. You still stare at your feet when talking to an afrikaner

You are the inconsequential droppings of nature..
Your only usefulness will be in a psychiatrist lab for the study of the adaptability process of a zulu into the circles of civilization.

You Maladjusted guttersnipe. backwater dweller.

Next round.

DictatorZAR:
Oh wow such passion and passive aggression.

If we were to stand next to each other it will be you who will be pointed out as being a monkey clone.

The rest of you rants exposes the uselessness of a un evolved sub specie.

By the way is this you

Your disappearing act kills the momentum of this back-and-forth.

Since your belly is more yellowish than a frog's, I will hunt and prey on you anytime I see your China phone online.

A Zulu who has no more purpose in life than a termite.

Zulus exists solely for my pleasure. Nigeria's mistakes are more honourable and learn-worthy than Zulus acts.

Freed slaves of yesterday with a peacock's ego.
Your backs are forever stooped from an endless gesture of servitude to the Boers.

Sharing an internet platform with you is exposing myself to the very risk of dementia which runs in your gene.

Drooling , itinerant primate whose very heritage is lost in the obscurity of ancestral poverty of mind and intellect.

mzilakazi:
Jesus hated fame and me money and now all your satanic pastors run after fame and fortune. Satanism is what makes them famous.

Do not call the name of "C" on this thread of unholiness, you emotional douchebag.

Zulus are not known for anything but drinking pap and falingl on their women with a primate smirk on their faces.

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DictatorZAR:
Oh wow such passion and passive aggression.

If we were to stand next to each other it will be you who will be pointed out as being a monkey clone.

The rest of you rants exposes the uselessness of a un evolved sub specie.

By the way is this you

[/s] you are the biological summation of an orangutan. A dingbat who evolusion cheated by halting your evolution process at the Zulu level.

Zulus are forever at the bottom pool of human stratum.

You belong to the sewage pipes whose content has more value than you in recyling.

Your very genes will not pass humanity laboratory tests. The only reason you're superior to a dog is because you can stand on two feet.

When I finish pounding madness outta your basin Zulu head, you will learn the art of respect for your superiors.

Cave dwelling buffoon with brain size of a millipede.

DictatorZAR:
So true of the only country who benchmark this is the small country with africa's largest population.
http://www.punchng.com/feature/open-defecation-thrives-in-nigerias-mega-city/

Wait for it..........


Here you go, stinky stinka's award with the image.

south Africans do it better.

Why do you think rats eat your babies? Because mother rat can't tell the difference between her baby rats and Zulu rats.

DictatorZAR:
The baboon never learn

Your country's FG can't pay wages and there is a second wave of fuel shortages currently underway.
http://www.tradingeconomics.com/nigeria/inflation-cpi

On malnutrition I suggest you take another look at how the UN food program is and oxfam is feeding you hungry shiithole monkeys.

Welcome back to the show!!!

You remain a tree hoping , banana eating malnourished lap toad!!!
A psychotic baboon who traded his dignity for eternal servitude for a piece of his father's own land to the Afrikaners.


In a scale of 1/10 , you're a huge ZERO. A thoroughly sucked-out orange has more use to the earth than you.

Humanity will gladly sell you for banana peels.

You're not even worth the data cost that conveys these e-slaps to you.

You're a Zulu, that makes you a burden to humanity.

An embarrassment to every black/coloured man

You're belong the floating skunk of humanity: Earth's reject and Nature's curse.

Africa made a mistake by exchanging your monkey tail for human butt.

Depleted, biological accident of evolution.

Amoeba.

mzilakazi:
We have millions of pastors who do not run after fame for the bible prohibit us rallying after such lost pastors. The bible says towards the end of time there shall thrive false prophets and christs. It is very unfortunate that all that had to thrive from Nigeria.

If they're good fame will come to them naturally.

The docility of Zulus covers all human endeavors.

The only world record Zulus have ever set is to attack foreigners : xenophobia. But the world-breaking, record-shattering and benchmark-setting aspect about South Africa's xenophobia is......













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TO LOOT AND ROB THEM hungry Zulus.

That's south africa's gift to the world.

mzilakazi:
SA does not have all Afrikaner companies anymore. We have BEE companies only or else such companies will not be allowed to do business at all.

thanks for the revelation. So the anc arm twist these africaner companies to employ lazy , docile Zulus and make them shareholders.

Is anyone still wondering why SA is free-falling?

BEE doesn't , however take the ownership from the Afrikaners, it only allowed the slaves a little economic leverage to feed, lest they die of malnutrition

mzilakazi:
We have far better pastors in South Africa who are honest and do not practise magic.

We know of none. Your masters , the Boers still flock in in droves , closely followed by their puppets, Zulus.

MduZA:
its good to hear that amakwerekwere dream like humans...we are in the 21st century

dreaming like a Zulu is dreaming to become a liability to the world.

The dream of every Zulu is to lick the butt of the Afrikaner and go on a xenophobic spree against the rest of Africa.

mzilakazi:
The dumbest Zulus are today giving business orders as bosses to the smartest Igbos in Nigeria.

Well done Zulus, you project your power all over the continent.

Shop rite is Anglo dutch, Dstv is Afrikaner. Zulus are clerks and poster boys in Nigeria.

When you're still calling for the Boers to bring apartheid back, and remembering Botha with fond memories

You wouldn't know how to run a company even if all the whites disappeared in a minute.

Slavery for 300 years makes every Zulu an intellectual vegetable

MikeCZAR:
Outdated!

SAAF reduced its fleet after the 98 defence review.

Na!!! Source is 2014 6 pilots for south Africa without aviation fuel, standard flying hours and lack of armor.

5minsmadness:
Please this is WRONG and shouldn't even be on front page.

Are you making fun of his height or what?
Did you ask his permission before taking his picture?
Does Nairaland need the money so much that it has resorted to making fun of innocent folk?

Deplorable!

Spits!

Are you surprised? I'm not. There has been subtle indicators pointing at the moral standards of some mods on Nairaland.

This post hitting front page just indicates the level of maturity and social responsibility of some Nairaland mods.

Clearly ridiculing a man who is busy working for himself and probably his family within all legal means.

MduZA:
channel 0 targeted the entire continent viewership particularly Nigeria...thats dstv innovation,i noticed that you can't differentiate between bad and good development thats why you always boost about things which clearly shows how your country backward is...your musicians always run to SA for video shootings ,a good Nigerian will tell you that this is an indictment to your country ...infact your entire comment clearly show how clueless and dumb you are...dummy

This guy must be the dumbest Zulu of all times. Zulus are dumb no doubt, but you're setting a new benchmark for dumbness even for Zulu standards.

Now, Chanel O does broadcast music for all of Africa like Sound City and others. The difference is Chanel O charges a fee to air a new artist's recently released video. The only exception is NIGERIA. have I been able to get through your Zulu head?

Now for the video shooting stuffs. The land scape scenery and geographical lies of some parts of south Africa is good and beautiful. It is a natural act of professionalism to shoot videos in those landscapes that sooths your background.

For instance many US videos and movies are shot in the dry land of carlifornia or north Africa. Romance scenes are often shot in Paris and adventure and mysteries in Egypt or Scandinavia.

I'll come lecture you again at lunch break. That should be by 12PM.

Tell your other Zulu rejects to prepare for the Zulu-slayer

MikeCZAR:
Even if I was to answer.

The fact remains Nigeria doesn't have fighters to deploy.

Seems i was being gracious according you 9 pilots. Here's an excerpt from your defence press: These issues come after years of grumbling from pilots, who said they lacked fuel and ammunition for routine exercises, and left for Australia, New Zealand and other destinations in droves. Only six trained Grippen pilots were said to remain earlier this year, eking out 150 hours flying time over the whole year. you have six pilots who lack standard flying hours, armor and fuel to even make it pass zambia

MikeCZAR:
Even if I was to answer.

The fact remains Nigeria doesn't have fighters to deploy.

We have more than South Africa. Confirmed.

MikeCZAR:
Sambisa is in Nigeria.


Your air force doesn't have fighters to deploy.

You didn't answer the question, dummy?
Who has been bombing the notorious sambisa forest?

South Africa's 9 pilots have been confirmed on this thread. I understand why our air force must look bad for you.

ddami:
Yes I know about it, and we are coming up,

... Crude oil has been a "resource curse" to us,, One major aim of the new govt.. is to diversify (agriculture, tourism, mining e.t.c)... Industry sector is dependent on power...

Nigeria is already a mix market economy with relative diversification.
Agriculture accounted for 24% of our GDP. Dependency on oil is already very low is the past administration.

ddami:
they are coming to give you a disclaimer..... ,,
and a thorough history of South African women..
.,

Of course, if they don't they aren't the South Africans we know them to be.

ddami:
LOL I Only gave my life to Christ...,

But any misbehavior from them,,
I will sooo Turn up my shiit on...

lolz easy babe, they have already started liking you.
With mzi and val making sheep's eyes at you every time.

Dragonking:
@Lezz, I can see that you have trained Dami very well..she is now a pro. I love this response.

lolz, padi mi. Long time no post.

She has even tuned down her acidic vitriol. These Zulus couldn't handle her one bit. You would've enjoyed her more two or three weeks ago.

MduZA:
now I understand why Nigerians go as far as taking pictures holding bread from Shoprite....

hilarious!!! You mean as your girls drool on Nigerians ?

mzilakazi:
Nissan might be Japan but those from NIGERIA AND KENYA will be managed by NISSAN SA as NISSAN SUB-SAHARAN lead by a Zulu.


NISSAN SA wil only export its cars and with some assembled to NISSAN SUB-SAHARAN (KENYA, NIGERIA AND OTHERS)


http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=ajGzfElOhRtw

You need to come to the synagogue and be delivered once and for all!! You're a Zulu wizard!!!

Nissan open their manufacturing plant in Nigeria last year, 2014. You brought a source of 2009 which was talking about sales of Nissan vehicles all over Africa. Phew!!!

What does it cost you to admit your heart is made of glass?
What would it take for south Africans on this thread to admit to truth?
Zulus and inferiority complex never part company.

You thought I won't read the source. Fraudster.

MduZA:
can you tell me one south African tv channel playing your movies and one radio station playing your music...so according to you jobless Nigerians roaming our streets are colonizing us...?don't you think its an indictment to your country? as for nairaland your fellow country man once advised you not to use it for your sillllly argument because any internet user can sign in...it is good to see it growing though..did you say Nigerian churches are dominating our economy?...lol

Chanel O broadcast all Nigerian artists for free!! No Nigerian jobless resides in SA. There are professionals, entrepreneurs and businessmen. The least Nigerians are the tsostsi masters

When I say Nairaland is changing into Africa's online biggest community, it is to Nigeria's ever growing soft power. It's pure sphere of influence.

I didn't imply our church dominate your economy, you must be an imp to infer that in my post. Our church dominates your spiritual world simple. The synagogue is your pilgrimage, Chris is the new face of charismatic Pentecostalism in south Africa.

We dominate in music
Videos
Spirituality
Economy
People
Internet
Billionaires
Military
Democracy

This is the beginning of your demise.

The only thing going for SA right noe are the Afrikaner firms. Its all.

mzilakazi:
How do you know you have more than nine pilots since you have only three jets. Bwahahaha…

Source for three jets please?

Your desperation is so evident.

mzilakazi:
Nissan in Nigeria is the arm of Nissan SA and if Jonathan wanted to establish Nissan why didn't he approached Japan directly? Because Japan could have perhaps turned down his request.


MTN Zulu company consume all that including Dangote.
Tiger Brands will buy Dangote and even pay for his ticket to the moon. I haven't even gone any further listing others.

What a psychotic, guttersnipe, nincompoop. Nissan is of Japan. It has nothing to do with south Africa. You're worse than the carcass of a decaying frog.

When Nissan set up plant in another country like it did in south Africa, it has no affiliation with another country who is only enjoying the same level of FDI. Fool.

What is the name of the Zulu who owns MTN?

mzilakazi:
You have been bombing sambisa forest using 2 to 3 trainers and free fall bombs.

we are not south Africa with only 9 pilots. I know it hurts but Zulus can't handle modern jets - just too complicated for them.

mzilakazi:
Yep I will agree with you that you dominate Africa in the number of false prophets and sangomas. Your false prophets even kill people.

Yet pastor Chris is the Prince of south Africa's Pentecostal movement.

The synagogue still receives high numbers of south Africans both Zulus and whites.

Are you implicitly admitting that southies are born dummies?

MikeCZAR:
Nigeria doesn't have fighters to deploy right now.

Zulu, who's been bombing sambisa forest?

MduZA:
so drinking Heineken is like touching the sky in Nigeria...thats why one of your government officials who was in SA for the AU summit took a picture of himself holding a bottle at the OR tambo airport ...and uploaded it on internet to impress his fellow countrymen back home...

The lasting impression I got from the last AU submit was Zuma struggling to be identified with Buhari

Oh, Heineken is a great bear, great European taste.