₦airaland Forum

eyinjuege:
Look at you, razz and crass.
We chill we the big boys where we at.
I'm more respected than you can ever be. Nobody reckons with you, and that's so sad.
Tueh. Spits again.
My last response to you, boy
Do better.

I have been conversing with a Ghetto bird and a human merchandise

eyinjuege:
Oh, I actually know a lot of them.
You're a shame to black people. A huge shame
Spits

you actually know a lot of them? Where? Okay you reside abroad?

You took statistics from your dingy shack where you hide away from law enforcement like a vampire avoiding sunlight!

Listen, there's a reason black men dig white women. Even African Americans who have lived in the America for generations.

You know why? Because you're a copy, a poor copy of someone in Europe and America.

We just want the original!

Now get put of my face with your smelly weaveon.

eyinjuege:
African women's hair rise up to the heavens, directly where the angelic beings reside.
No Other race of women can do that. The same African women can make their natural hair straight if they want to.
We don't breed lice in our hair like most others do, because even the lice respect our hair.
You mentioned somewhere that your women take their haircare seriously and go to the salon 2x a week. Is there really a problem with self care?
I'm also yet to see any race of woman rock a bald head like a black woman and still look absolutely fabulous doing that
You really need a lot of exposure and education.
You always sound so ridiculous trying to mock the women that birthed you. Perhaps even raving psychotic.
That's why you can never be taken seriously by real men out there.
Do better, boy

[i]African women's hair raise up to the heavens where angelic beings reside[/i]

I just couldn't read further.

You're either senile or stupid or both.

You shouldn't be discussing anything more than food and Bollywood.

eyinjuege:
You're just another daft one.
How many white women do you know?

I could ask you the same? How many white men do you know?

Your stupidity needs professional management!

eyinjuege:
You're the only race of men so effeminate that you concern yourself so much about women's accessories.
I'm yet to see any other race so concerned about how their women tan themselves or get lip fillers, or butt surgery to look like the black woman- the original prototype for all races, who carry the Eve Gene.
Why is her wig of such importance to anyone?
Do better.
Nigeria needs you more on her affairs. Leave all the hair accessories to the women folk forghusake

I can't take you to swim in a pool without you looking for wear to hide your hair.

You come to your bed at night with a night hairnet looking like a patient in surgery!

You're in the saloon twice a month.

And how many white woman have some fillers and surgery... just the celebs. No everyday white woman gives a rat's arse about looking like you.

But every black woman on the streets is on weaveon or attachments and it stinks with your dead skin cells oozing out our life expectancy away.

And you bleach like poorly roasted bolé.

Multicoloured stretch marks , black knuckles and yellow fingers. Black/brown yansh and yellow pale laps.

Spits!

pocohantas:
Nawa! Our own resident Chief whip?
Na elder be that o. Kai!

How'd you like my new dress, baby?

You keep sending me to the wardrobe and each new apparel skips your heart in remembrance of the time ypu watch from afar.

I love to love that I can hurt you with just two words

I know what your friends don't.

eyinjuege:
Black women set the trends .
Other than talking about wigs, what else do you have to talk about to call black women fake?
In case you're not aware, almost every white woman tans, many have had one surgery or the other to have the voluptuousness of the black woman. Same as lip fillers. There is literally no celebrity who hasn't done any of these things to emulate a race they're not.
Yet, their men are not putting their noses in all these but are busy building a right society for their women and children that you all dream to run to.
That's the goal for most of you black men, especially in Nigeria. To go to another society built by other men like you and to serve them there.
Please, stop availing yourself with the hairstyles of women and their skin products. Other races of men are too busy running things.
If you were as hardworking and busy as other races of men who were setting their own women up as the beauty standard for the world, perhaps your women would see the beauty in themselves and would not bother with trying to look like other races.
It still screams of your failure as leaders in your own society.
And to the particular wig in question, that's a curly wig/hair. Black women have always had curly hair, so I don't understand why you think wearing that particular wig is trying to look like another race.
You really need to take your responsibilities seriously as leaders of this Nigeria, but first learn what leadership entails .

African women are in all honesty a pariah to men.

You spend more on hair-do and body cream more than any other race in the world.

How do you feel flipping your artificial hair side to side when your REAL hair's length isn't even up to your ears?

Fakery is in your DNA!!!

xendra:
and what do you think the drugs would be working on while delaying it? and mind you it's just the menopause, a woman's body is still as active as a man's, if not even more.

a woman's body is more active than a man's at 40? Lols


Are you stupid or senile or both?

Cinderella5:
the bastard admits sleeping with his mother, you are cursed. Tufiakwa!!!

alright, let's kiss and makeup.

Sex is better after a good fight

What's your best position? I assure you I'm long enough to travel the distance in your warm slippery highway

Cinderella5:
i won't be surprised you have slept with your mother.

Yeah, that's why your father swapped your c0ck-hungry mother for a bottle of snuff and added you to the bargain for a pirated jersey of Paul Pogba.

The unmotivated lackey you call father is the biggest drunk in your LGA who allowed your mother pay her own bride price from her anal bonuses.

Cinderella5:
you Bleep on the internet? What a pervert, I pity the animals in your neighbourhood, I won't be surprised you rape at least 1 chicken per day.

You don't want to take the white flag, abi?

Your mother allows more penile landing than Heathrow international airport allows airplanes to land on its tarmac.

That's the reason you were born sideways.

Cinderella5:
very childish rants. How can a human being be a commodity at konga? You don't think before you type? It shoul be believable at least. Prostitute.

Alright, I see my ladies pleading on your behalf. I sheath my sword in the hopes you will allow me show you my new bedsheet.

I desire to make you a dick believer and a cucumber turncoat.

Allow me bang your pussy with an intensity that will leave you breathless and circulate your blood flow.

You don't want to carry on as a waste of vagina.

Cinderella5:
you are sick

You bet. I promised you i will insert my prick in to your canal when you're still dry.

If you scream good enough,I can pardon you by retrieving my dick and adding KY jelly to make the fúck as smooth as Usher Raymond's famous feet glide.

But I know you love pain. You love your fúck to be painfully sweet.

That's what I'm about.

Cinderella5:
I hear the boldened from little children. You must be an adult with a child's brain.

My pussy is odouless unlike that of your mother, it smelled so bad that even after several baths when you were dragged out of her pussy at birth, you still stink.

Your mother's pussy is so wide and slackened it lets out droplets of urine whenever she coughs or laughs involuntarily

The bîtxh is the cheapest commodity in Konga and jiji online stores.

None of the little brats she ejected from her rotten pussy has identifiable fathers.

You're as ugly as a bag of white garri with a hole at the centre.

The only way you can fight me is to go kamikaze like jap soldiers after the Marines touch down.

Your mother's vagina is a conveyor of drug resistant STDs. The bîtxh is habitually unwashed with pubic hairs looking like a wild kudzu weed

SalomonKane:
And you wonder why the U.S and other super power haven't developed a weapon of mass destruction using the smell from a woman's vagina.

What do you think Bashar al-Assad's chemical weapons in Syria is made of?

Cinderella5:
Who is this lunatic?

He that made your dry pussy wet last night. You slept well for once without sedatives.

SalomonKane:
I'm curious, my good man. What did the lass do to you to warrant such penile pummelling?

The cucumber addict said the male dick smells like the vagina. I was trying to tell the drab that the dick is more or less an outward extended part of the male body like an arm or leg and cannot smell safe for the groin or public hairs.

But the unkept bedlamite wouldn't listen. I'm sure she's a career dick sucker with 99% of her clientele consisting of pentioneers with prostrate disorders, peeing on their pants uncontrollably.

Oyindidi:
A nurse once said we should not wash the inside that it cleans itself. I followed her instructions religiously. I wash other part and allow the main to clean itself. After some days I perceive smell from down there. I resume washing asap. Call it weird I like the fresh smell from down there.

Thank you. Another implicit admission that the male penís is the only surgeon in the world who performs surgery deep inside a pussy without wearing surgical mask

For Sweet Cinderella5

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5891629_screenshot20170830111802_jpegedac9dcfe38cddaa89e16453780c7ee8

Lalas247:
Dick doesn't smell
But
If you wear boxers for 1 week sweating
It will not from secretion but just good ole sweat no biggie .. it's like when u sweat armpit area it will stink once washed dats it


Even an infected dick won't smell hence y ladies are advised to check up n make sure the a protected because a guy saying I am clean ain't no guarantee he ain't infested with STD
Lol try do work experience in a sexual health clinic you'll smell the tuna can girls from the door it's reall appaulling ... thrush & bacteria vaginosis can make it smell ...

Lala the butt queen

I like the way you laid it down truthfully without being beclouded by gender sentiments.

All those feminist shrews saying a dick smells are suffering from the horrors where a dude retrieved his dick in the middle of a sweet fúck because the stench from their VJs immobilised the dick and set it on limping mode.

Okowa, press favorite ? Bwahahaha. The drugs from London hospital must contain elements inducing retrograde Amnesia.

You shouldn't never have unlocked your phone as no police man has the right to ask for your phone password.

Bolustical:
What about the East? Tell me what the east contributes in terms of VAT, IGR, food production(rice especially) and crude oil. At least, these are ways we depend on each other.

Igbos are quick to tag northerners as parasites but numerous statistics have proven otherwise

Even the NE would have fared better than the SE if not for Boko Haram

I will leave it for NLers to judge who the real parasites are.

You truly are as dumb as those logic-deficient Arewa youths. I'm no supporter of iPob but your ignorance makes them look like geniuses.

Nigeria is amongst the highest country in the world with internally displaced people (IDP) and it's all down to the north.

Nigeria and India are the only countries still to be polio free and it's still down to the north.

Nigeria's literacy level is still low even by Africa's standards , especially child education as all nothern states have refused signing the UNICEF child protection bill.

Look yourself in the mirror and confess if you aren't being stared right back by a breathing , walking mannequin.

agabusta:
Buhari approves rail lines from Kano to Daura, PH to Maiduguri


President Muhammadu Buhari has approved a rail line from Kano to his hometown in Daura, Jibia local government areas of Katsina state.

This was disclosed by Rotimi Ameachi, the minister of transportation, at The Osasu Show Symposium — which bothers on the economy and its effects on the less privileged — in Abuja on Friday.

According to Ameachi, the president also approved rail lines from Port Harcourt to Maiduguri, Kano to Maiduguri, Makurdi to Jos, Gombe to Yobe to Borno, Jigawa to Niger Republic.

Amaechi said the transportation infrastructure in Nigeria has been mismanaged for many years, and so much has to be done to restore the railway activities, and drive the economy.

“GE came here and annouced that they would give us 100 locomotives, we did the audit of our; our narrow gauge can’t carry 17 locomotives, so by October 1st to October 2nd, we would be lauching about six to ten locomotives, because our narrow gauage cant carry more than that,” Amaechi said.

“Government said concession this narrow guage, and we have successfully done that to the extent that we are able to sign an agreement with GE. By October GE will take over the narrow guage and begin to run from Port Harcourt to Maiduguri.

“When they stop at Umuahia, economic activities will be at Umuahia; the Umuahia station will become an economic hub. We the Ibos in Umuahia will be able to establish shops and sell goods we would like sell.

“That station from Port Harcourt to Aba, Aba to Umuahia, Umuahia to Enugu, Enugu to Makurdi, Makurdi to Jos, Jos to Bauchi, Bauchi to Gombe, Gombe to Borno.”

https://www.thecable.ng/just-buhari-approves-new-rail-line-kano-daura


Op why didn't you post the complete report?or did you purposely cut off the areas of report that covers the SE?

A bloodsucking OP who revels in mischief and tribal strife

obontami:
bros, I full ground na! I see your moniker is back after like 4-5 months. lol!

yes, think it was 6 months. My posts get more scrutiny than a drug suspect at the Heathrow international airport.

All resources of NL moderatorship dedicated to making me a "better" Nairaland citizen.

CentaurXLV:
LOL.

I've been good bro, How about you?

Been around touring Lagos, Enugu and Delta. But back to base.

obontami:
The ripper!!! I salute you sir!!!

Obontami baba!!! Your guy dey. Where've you been, man?

CentaurXLV:
I believe him o.

I just felt since he was giving a testimony, I should chip in one of my own.

Loolz, subtle satire at its finest. How've you been , bro?

CentaurXLV:
Great news Airforce.

I am also leaving this planet of the 34th of this month.

You don't seem to believe him

Nothing sexually suggestive in that picture except OP is bequeathed with a corrupt DNA.