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Lawlahdey:
Well... They are plenry bhet in a nutshell, My Truest FAMS(League of Monarchs)
S.mellymouth, L.ezzlie and... M.ackbrooklyn

They are plenty? Baby just a night with me and you will never envisage adding me in a collective show of love again.

I will be your hormone driver, oestrogen replenisher, BP stabiliser. And you will see life anew in from Leslie's perspective

Sunnycliff:
Shame on Obama! He should stop clunching on straw.

Karma giving him back the same treatment they offered to Nigeria towards its economic destruction by the repackaging of Buhari to decieve the gullible yet intelligent Westerners in Nigeria.

Not just in Nigeria, the US has been tempering with global elections for years.

They should feel the heat too.

Meaty Püssy.

falconey:
you gat to be kidding me, I contested for Mr nairaland, some of my crappy pics are on the forum. perhaps you mean my recent look.

I think you fucking with me, you think I don't know you are kingcheezypuff?

Slowly but eventually she has managed to attain the unenviable feat of being the bywords for illogicality and baseless assertions.

Trust me, she can sit on your nerves without even trying.

Edipee:
I love this. Permit me to share on Facebook.

By all means, brother! And thank you immensely.

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hopefulLandlord:
Really? I guess by "God" you mean Yahweh

the same god that killed all Egyptian firstborn sons in order to free Israelites from slavery and then quickly gave Israelites instructions on how to make their own slaves?

the same god that said "Thou Shalt not kill" but spent the majority of the remaining part of the book commanding murder, executions, Genocides?

the same god that condemned formication and adultery but forgot to address Paedophilia?

the same god that abolished eating of Shellfish and approved slavery?

Christians can only be moral by rejecting some of the teaching of their Gods.

The Christian God approved of slavery, but by outlawing slavery, many Christians have rejected their Gods' endorsement of slavery, and thus become more moral.

The Christian Gods approved of torturing and executing people for heresy, but by outlawing punishment of heresy, many Christians have rejected one of their God's many endorsement of murder, and thus become more moral.

The Christian Gods approved of selling female children as sex slaves, but by the treatment of children as fungible property, even if the children are cursed with two X chromosomes, many Christians have rejected their Gods' endorsement of treating children as property, and thus become more moral.

Obviously, the list of Christian immorality required by their Gods is one that could go on for pages, but many Christians have rejected their God's requirements for immorality, and thus become more moral.

Atheists do not have to overcome the same immoral dogma.

And then there is this one that I hear Christians say a lot: atheists have morals because they live in a predominantly Christian culture. Apparently it is catching.

My response to that one is that I have morals despite growing up in a Christian besotted environment.

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Slow down, you're so much in a hurry to show your little misotheilistic theories still in the works.

When your adrenaline rush has slowed, then read my post again and see your long post is somewhat uncorrelated. I didn't even mention God to begin with.

And don't point "godless" to me as it is not Godless.

You guys are just in a hurry to prove your lack of responsibility with wack theories.

Seun:
I am against religion because I think it is based on false beliefs, which are harmful if acted upon. I am also anti-communist and anti-fascist.

A man without a selfless belief system, who forms his own values and moral ethics, who writes his own code of conduct is not only godless and self-righteous, he is abundantly dangerous by all measure.

SafeDavid:


le.zzlie

se.condeva

sha dowcop

Thanks guys, she defo got me by the balls.

Even down to copying my choice colour.

Its all good tho...

The diary ends with 2016.

Let it go. You're acting all sissie and effeminate. It's down right disgusting.

Lawd!!! You're even reeling out all you did for her!!!

Man, make sure your New Year's resolution is to be a true man!!

obontami:
Daaamn, you are one bad guy bro. I get the picture. When one is extremely high and needs to get laid as fast as possible. One won't even know if. I'm are penetrating the pussy. Inasmuch you I'm getting the sexual feeling.


The girl will be looking you like " when you are done fooling your self let me know"

Most bad chicks will just allow you waste your energy That way.

The good ones will just ease back a little and hand-guide your erect dick home with ease from the right angle.

SafeDavid:
Thanks for the advice.

I definitely have moved on.

That is my diary and I have the right to express whatever I want there.

Nobody mattered to her when she handed the password to her Nairaland account.

Nobody also matters to her when she needed help with her moms book.

Yes I am a rude guy because she never cared about how I would feel when she started ignoring me.

I certainly don't care now.

You can't know the game better than your master.

Never!

Oh, boy, you wail and act like a kid whose mamma took his cookies just because a girl wouldn't speak to you anymore?
But that's tolerable.

And you logged on to tell all of nairaland that she isn't speaking to you.

Damn! Give yourself a hard knock on the head to see if your testosterone level will auto-reset to its default values.

If it doesn't, then go for gender correctional therapy.

In some other places, they will call you a dickgirl!

obontami:
Haha ask her na. Who knows, she might do your bidding.

She won't, trust me.

obontami:
Sure na. and them boys will also be thinking of having even if its just around of sex with her. not minding if she has a man.

with such mountain of ass and thighs, a brother needs to be vigilant, especially when tipsy.

Sliding a cóck between those thighs from the front, or in between her deep ass-cheeks ridge from behind will have almost same feeling of püssy

You know what I mean, bro?

obontami:
It doesn't have to be me. Of cause you can help her out. As the world renowned pussy slayer that you are.

Sure you are the perfect man for the job.

Lolzzz!!! I must mental-fück a girl first before fücking her in actuality. I need to see her hips and thighs to mentally slay her so that the real one will be just reliving the action.

She hasn't shown me more than her graceful neck and cup-able boobs

obontami:
Damn, bro. I can imagine. With all that ass.

As in I will literally build house there and start living inside.

On a down side, I can't help having the thought that anyone sees us strolling together will accurately guess the ass is the reason for the season

obontami:
haha now that's funny

No kidding.

You take two rounds of that ass and she goes to the shower for a bath. When she comes back with a towel hung about her waist, your tool throbs violently like a soldier in battle and you find yourself flicking off the towel knots and taking her standing from behind.

That way , you can watch the ass dance in a crazy rhythm to your slamming

obontami:
haha now that's funny

No kidding.

You take two rounds of that ass and she goes to the shower for a bath. When she comes back with a towel hung about her waist, your tool throbs violently like a soldier in battle and you find yourself flicking off the towel knots and taking her standing from behind.

That way , you can watch the ass dance in crazy rhythm to your slamming

obontami:
Which part of don't quote or mention me again you don't understand ?


If you are not careful here I will get you banned. Stay your lane. Is that too hard for you to do?


Typing in swahili thinking she's typing yoruba words. Nonsense.

Man, that babe just likes you. And she is drawn. Ever thought of allowing her feel the heat of your rod to calm her BP and moods?

Works wonders.

obontami:
I initially thought the girl must be heavily endowed like the girl in the picture below. Haha

The pretty face also matter sha and of cause the brain and also her head game.

Ass everywhere, a niggur can get lost swimming in that ocean of hips and ass.

This one is too much. My tool will just be nodding violently until it collapses from exhaustion.

obontami:
You and big ass sha. can't you sacrifice your love for big ass for a girl with good character( unlike someone on this thread) and a pretty face?

Lolz, I have dated girls with moderate ass and hips. But the figure must be right.

So she's of good character? Is she intelligent? I like intelligent ladies. You don't need to dümmy down to explain what you need to do with them

obontami:
Afrosamurai and lezzlie check out this chick brovs.


https://www.nairaland.com/veektoria



She's cute. Ain't she?

You know I'm a butty and hips niggur.

I'm just seeing a smiling face.

Monogamy:
Actually not really. I set a target for myself

Then perhaps what you seek in a lady isn't practicable...but I understand having last dated since 2009, you may feel a little bit rustic and out of touch in the dating world.

Let yourself go, ease up and flow with the ladies as friends without seeking something intimate, that may reduce your tension and allow you the emotional aloofness to appraise them without unfair judgment.

There are still sweet and wonderful girls everywhere.