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Politics › Re: MTN Paid N80b Fine – Adebayo Shittu by Lezzlie(m): 5:12pm On Dec 26, 2016
AfroSamurai:
I'm sure you know shame is an emotion not many peeps can feel. Especially when they feel they stand primus interparas. grin
People react to shame differently, bro. Others seek to fight it and create lies to dispel it. Other own up and melt into the shadows.

Still others react trying to save face by cooking up stories and falsehood.

MTN initially called the bluff of the government before it was humbled.
Politics › Re: MTN Paid N80b Fine – Adebayo Shittu by Lezzlie(m): 4:52pm On Dec 26, 2016
That's why MTN has been on the front lines pressuring the NCC to increase data tarrifs and ban WhatsApp and Viber for the imbecilic excuse that it hinders GSM Network provider's profit.

I wonder why NCC Chairman has not resigned in shame yet.
Forum Games › Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by Lezzlie(m): 5:54pm On Aug 31, 2016
dollyjoy:
Egbon leave my luff alonesadsad
When Eros desires you, you float towards him.

You have never lived until you feel me pulsating inside of your moist corridor.
Forum Games › Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by Lezzlie(m): 5:51pm On Aug 31, 2016
Ishilove:
Thanks dear but I am declining all nominations.

I however nominate joseph1832 and freecocoa grin grin
Better, I prefer you privately.
Forum Games › Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by Lezzlie(m): 5:49pm On Aug 31, 2016
dollyjoy:
You better stop calling my boo of life thatsadsadsad


check my mentionsmileysmiley
Your boo of life? Then you're fated to have a life-long sexual unfulfillment.
Forum Games › Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by Lezzlie(m): 5:47pm On Aug 31, 2016
dollyjoy:
I nominate


oyin.d17 and ba.ifrabushboy grin


le.zzlie and i.shilove


skar.lett and Jeffrey.James

lav.eda and da.vep


eeerm Am.ina508 and tok.s2008smiley
Why are you pinning Ishilove on me, Joy?

I seek to fück her in the same manner I sought you.
Forum Games › Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by Lezzlie(m): 5:43pm On Aug 31, 2016
dollyjoy:
we emerged 2nd due to our joint effort.


Accept your nomination naosmileysmiley
Modest babe! grin

Still got affection for your nikka - wearing magpie? grin grin grin

What nomination you talk about?
Forum Games › Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by Lezzlie(m): 4:36pm On Aug 31, 2016
dollyjoy:
I participated last year with Agarawu23 and we came second. X for d nominationsmiley
2nd? That should be down to you alone.
Forum Games › Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by Lezzlie(m): 4:25pm On Aug 31, 2016
Ishilove:
Lezzlie you're a character
What have I stated that is atypically lezzlie?

You know I have been plotting to nail your ass in a spectacular fashion ever since I saw your physical make-up; twin mould of fleshy water melons and thighs of dïck-dome.

How's it going to be?
Forum Games › Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by Lezzlie(m): 2:51pm On Aug 31, 2016
Ishilove:
Smh
If you affirm you can take me balls deep in sequels, I'll step into this ring with you cool
Forum Games › Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by Lezzlie(m): 12:31pm On Aug 31, 2016
joseph1832:
Aha!. Then that's why you two should tag along and contest. May be you might achieve full penetration this time around. grin
Bantino:
Nomination noted, kindly get them to confirm to enable us schedule them as participants

TEAM NCC
Knock off the idea! I am the very Eros! I don't condescend to the endorsements of earthlings!
Forum Games › Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by Lezzlie(m): 12:12pm On Aug 31, 2016
joseph1832:
Well mount her before you condemn her bruv. grin
I have!
She's moist and soft and yielding.

But she doesn't allow full penetration as I could only get 1/3 of my shaft in.
Forum Games › Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by Lezzlie(m): 11:57am On Aug 31, 2016
joseph1832:
I norminate Le.zzlie and Is.hilove. grin
Ishilove can't last two rounds, sorry.
Politics › Re: Fayose Signs Ekiti Anti-Gazing Bill Into Law, Herdsmen To Be Jailed For 6 Months by Lezzlie(m): 10:50pm On Aug 29, 2016
ebosie11:
Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/08/flashgov-fayose-just-signed-ekiti-state.html
Fücking proud of you! What a way to awaken the passive political participation of Nigerians!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 1.2million Nigerians Register For Fg’s N5000 Social Intervention Scheme by Lezzlie(m): 10:12pm On Aug 29, 2016
joseph1832:
Well, that's because I know:

1. You're your own boss.

2. You don't beg women for money and recharge cards

3. You ain't a poor bastard

4. You earn a decent living

5. You own a car.

Much less I can say for that guy. grin Let's cut him some slack though, so he can at least register and ease his suffering a bit. LMAO.
I cut him some slacks long ago even when he came to dismember me and leave my carcass to NL vultures to feed on.

But then, he got emboldened by my passive response and opened the infamous "Glory" threads.

I had to turn my demons loose and fed on blood and bones and artery!

I was starving .
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 1.2million Nigerians Register For Fg’s N5000 Social Intervention Scheme by Lezzlie(m): 9:39pm On Aug 29, 2016
joseph1832:
Well, it's not my fault that he's stupid and thinks everybody is as disjointed as him.

I wonder why he didn't bother to post the car registration, engine and chasis number showing his owner. grin
I have changed drapery, man.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 1.2million Nigerians Register For Fg’s N5000 Social Intervention Scheme by Lezzlie(m): 9:31pm On Aug 29, 2016
joseph1832:
[size]LMFAO![/size]

Please endeavour to post pictures of the papers affirming you're the rightful owner of that car. Or forever be MUVA the beggar.

LMAO! This guy is hilarious.
Joe, that's not the way to go about it!!!

Fix a time frame!!! Car papers can be generated from any business centre!

I'm sitting in a bar this minute defying Buhari's economic ineptitude by taking my usual number of swizzle, but if you asked me to post my car's documents, I'll do so in 5 minutes.

No bragging!
Car Talk › Re: Hypermiling...useful Tip For Car Owners by Lezzlie(m): 6:30pm On Aug 28, 2016
olowo72:
Thank you. But it obvious you came here to speak from the depth of your ignorance. And you have achieved that. Opinion is likened to assholes you sure have one.
Guy, take correction with meekness, after reading the original article headlining in CNN, yours was an obfuscation and distortion.

You should have just copied it and paste without trying to edit it.
Poems For Review › Re: Penopause by Lezzlie(m): 12:49pm On Aug 28, 2016
TheAgba:
The wordsmith's dead wits.
Muse no more amused
Just memories of words welded,
Skeletons of walking expressions.
Apathy for the alienated pen
Empathy withdrawn
Only traces of walking shadows of the machinery...
The moment when strength is weak
When life seems dead
The inky pen bleeds no more
Penstruation is history
No longer can make the lines visible.
Ironical that in the post- reproductive life of your pen, it still have fruits budding into witty and imaginative expression.

Writer's block it is.
Politics › Re: Biafran Technology And Inventions At Display In Umuahia by Lezzlie(m):
zeongeon:
The reason why Nigeria is backward and will continue to be is HATRED. This country can't move forward with out love and unity. Let's face the truth there is still silent hatred going on between tribes and within Nigeria.

The solution would be disintegration OR wipe out states and lets fall back to regions. North, South, Mid and Easter region.

Nigeria is a very complicated country and it will hard for the country to move forward with the apparent hate, envy and flawed views of its citizens like what we see on Nairaland.
There's hatred because we practise a distorted form of federalism where all powers and resources are concentrated in the centre(Abuja). It has become a grab-by-any-means to produce the one who controls Abuja.

It will inescapably breed hatred, distrust and suspicion.

Prior to the civil war, there was a healthy sense of competetion as the centre wasn't so powerful.

Striping Abuja off her dictatorial powers is a good way to start.
Politics › Re: Biafran Technology And Inventions At Display In Umuahia by Lezzlie(m): 10:51am On Aug 28, 2016
kettykin:
With all this metal scraps yet biafra still woefully lost the war, which simply makes technology not the sole means of winning a country backed by Britain and Soviet union.
If Biafra had built more of Airborne vehicles and rockets that could haul payloads and hit with precision, targets that are more than 100 km away in dodan barracks, Kano, Kaduna etc possibly the war could have been prolonged, if biafra had mastered the art and technology of building under ground tunnels with fish ponds , poultry farms, water purification plants, refined pharmaceutical plants , nuclear power stations, nuclear arsenals, nuclear powered submarines that could blow up all the naval ships of the invaders, biafra would definitely have won the war after just 6 days.


Any body promoting biafra must be a mad and insane person. Igbos should just be contented in nigeria
Your petty tribal monomania is exceedingly worrisome. This thread isn't about promotion of Biafra which I personally believe is nothing more than seeking political concessions today like various groups scattered across the regions.

It isn't about why the war was lost or won. It is about Nigeria's missed technological chance gone into oblivion.

When I look at this thread, what I see is a country that went into a civil war and came out without learning anything.

The blueprints of the Biafran technologies should have been studied and implemented by the federal government long ago to build indigenous home grown technology.
Today Nigerian military is impoverished and rely heavily on US charity of used and obsolete War ships and artillery.

It is navel-gazing, tribal bigots like you that influence negative and tribal base policies in this country.
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 8:27pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:
How?
Check your box, I will be showing you the first of many tricks to come. wink
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 7:54pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:
Couldn't.
It's either I'm asked to subscribe to some shït or pay
There's a way around that.
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 7:31pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:
Would definitely do that.

Thanks for the correction on Phill...yeah! I love oldies. They feed my soul healthy stuff.
Nothing refreshes like some good old numbers, especially those ones that were your parents' favourites you grew to attach pleasant memories to. Quite nostalgic.

Downloaded that yet?

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