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firstEVA:
Lezzlie llook up s h y m m. 3 x

I know him. Stays in the UK. Good writer too but he loves substandard spellings and use of so many informalities.

**modified***

E.G , ya, ain't, etc

firstEVA:
hahahah. Maybe I was carried away, loll. Here's a link https://www.nairaland.com/1588732/women-fishlike-behaviours

I remember, long time ago. I read it. The story is greater than the literary efforts in which it was conveyed.

Learn to differentiate an amazing story from the literary drapes it is covered with. The story is spell bound and the narrative is great but his employment of words are just average.

He will not even shadow that list even if I take it to 10.

Is that all he's got?

firstEVA:
mynd. 44 is very good. Did u read his work on fish brain? Twas epic

I didn't, I wasn't impressed with his email correspondence with me few days ago. He doesn't make it.

firstEVA:
wicked,
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

When I finish lauging, I will give u an answer, lol rotfllmao

lolz, but it's the fact. The few posts and one of the topics attached to his moniker were of my efforts back when I used his handle to thrash Ghanaians and South Africans. That's before I created this very substitute handle.

firstEVA:
you told me 3, are u eliminating the one who duelled lifebitch?

Yes, only to make it less biased. I can't have 5 nominees and 3 will be of my following.

firstEVA:
Would definitely be controversial, people will come up with their own lists. It's unfortunate u are the judge, u ought to top the list.

Then my dear postman

Postman isn't a nairalander. I think he has created only two topics and has too few posts to make the cut. He shouldn't be on the list.... That reminds me, what section is appropriate to post it?

I have selected two, you'll give me two other to check on and I'll do a wild survey for the other. I've given you my two nominees already.

firstEVA:
u couldn't get 10 or what?

Lolz, it's a Trick, darl. I did it on purpose. Because I want it a tad controversial. But I'll try and get the very best five.

firstEVA:
there are lots of them in politics session. I will give a few names, u will have to look them up to see if they meet up with your standard.

Not my standard. Just the minimum acceptable standards.

I have reduced the list to 5 as against the original 10 planned. What do you think.

firstEVA:
So which of the topics are u working on, the one on non penetrative orgzm or best writers on NL? Le.zzlie

I'm writing on both. The Non-phallus stimulation To Orgasm (For Men) is in it's conclusive phases. I'm still piecing the skeletal frames of The Best Phrasemakers To Grace NL In Recent Times And I'll need your input. I want to make it as less subjective as possible by including writers outside my circle.

firstEVA:
the use of ban was deliberate

Not fair, just liked to gist with him

He understands the meaning. I'm not too comfortable with the gisting though.

firstEVA:
ok


Pls why did u ban postman from coming here?

Ban? As if I have the powers to, or he will concur .

Anyways, I don't want him getting too comfy with you

firstEVA:

And u already awake!?
That's serious

I don't sleep during the day. Cant. Hate it.

firstEVA:
good morning, how was ur night?

Restless. I slept by 4am

firstEVA:
oops! I logged out too fast, sorry.

About that, we will chat about it when u send the draft.

OK,

Synzu:
Can't hate myself bro

I know.... Lolz.

Been a while, bro. The mods have gaoled my ass twice in succession.

Synzu:
Okay, I hate the.sonofmark, le.zz and fun.lord.



Bite me!

Perfect list!!! Traplord should be there too

Nubian113:
Bum.bae, cher.ryice


It's the later one's bday today so let's party!

Yep Deeja.vuu is here too le.zz we wait

Fun house it seems. Hope no one is drinking tea tonight.

firstEVA:
Thanks, good night.

you weren't feeling well tonight. Hope it's a minor thing.

firstEVA:
no, I just took it out cos I know the message had been passed

Lolz. So many reasons you lodged in my head like a Vodka's hangover.

You're effortlessly loveable.

[quote author=firstEVA post=42478306][/quote]Are you reconsidering the Monday proposal?

firstEVA:
Lezzlie, was the ban reconsidered?

Nope, it wasn't. I mailed for my ban to be reduced or outrightly cleared out. But I only got picture removals.

firstEVA:
are you using this moniker or waiting for the other?

Nope, I'll wait for the other.

I got 10 more days to go, that's why I'm doing a lazy, drunken write up.

Nice info, UC browser also sends push Facebook notification in their drawers too. Facebook native are aldata hungry and ram killers. Disabbled mine a long time ago.

firstEVA:



I will be back online maybe later in the evening.

Catch ya

Are you in bed already? I've been busy writing my next thread in between a moving vehicle and brief stops for some bottles of beer.


I need to send you the jot to appraise for me.

DailyPost:
Can you Spot Him, Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari Standing tall among other African Leaders at the 26th AU Summit Held at Addis Ababa Ethiopia Today 30th of January 2016.

Source http://www.viviangist.com/buhari-standing-tall-in-new-group-photo-with-au-leaders

Nonsense!!!! Any Nigerian president should be in the front role in AU formal group pictures. Damn!!!

Who are the front role guys? Burundi and Sudan?

With Buhari's height and Country he should be in the front role.

firstEVA:



I will be back online maybe later in the evening.

Catch ya

OK, love.

firstEVA:
better. What's waiting?

Good. Was worried about you, my princess.

firstEVA:
when did u become postman?


Was not feeling too well today, had to see the doc. Feeling better tho.

How are u?
Btw ur thread has been visited by supmod.
Was the ban reviewed?

Shhhh!!! I miss you. Let everything else wait.

How are you feeling?

Nubian113:
No thank you

Oya leave me alone! But come back for a cuppa tea and some pg rated conversation!

You know I don't do tea. I'll come with a bottle of red wine Toro Loco is my favourite. Invite your friend too.

@postmann, stop coming to this thread.

Nubian113:
I solved it and that was my response. So you could open a thread on my matter with your big English describing me and pictures to prove it shi that's some FP material. So no!!!!! Trust nah yours!!

what's there to fear, dear?
What do we have to lose? If my thread fashioned by my fingers did a good job describing you, imagine what I could do with you when I feel the heat of your flesh and my breath fans your lovely neck.

You have been conversing with happy your pill, babe.

Unwrap it, swallow it and say hello to new phase of living.